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Post by laotioncommotion on Feb 12, 2008 6:15:02 GMT -5
Scott truly is; the man with the shortest fuse, and the smallest brain in wrestling today. Hey man, he's from a higher educate universty.
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Feb 12, 2008 6:43:34 GMT -5
"Kerrang Hole! You're not an American hero!! I M.
I'm the man with the largest arns in the world"
"I'm doin' him an egg"
"YURI DUMP"
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Feb 12, 2008 8:50:45 GMT -5
There are a lot of unfunny reoccuring things on this board, but this is not one of them. Speaking in Steiner-voice honestly makes a crapty day a little bit better. My favorite Steiner quote that has not gone mentioned from his "Go-Berg at Fall Ball" promo: "When I have my freaks horizontal, they understand size. They appreciate size. You don't have to wait for the Earth to rotate on a 47 degree axis, so the stars can touch the sky and create an equilax so you can see the big dipper. No no no. All you have to do is call Big Poppa. Because I'm the man with the Big Dipper, and satisfaction is coming. When I go behind, and do the bump and grind, and it's only a matter of time before they call me the Big Bad Booty Daddy!" Sweet Jesus this still funny. ;D
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 12, 2008 9:24:31 GMT -5
Scott Steiner's inability to peef togedder a coagulent promo will always be the height of hilariousity.
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Post by toodarkmark on Feb 12, 2008 10:44:58 GMT -5
I just cant understand why no one has thought of having Scott Steiner feud with someone who at the time is being managed by Iron Sheik. And just let them shoot promos at each other, all night. Thats a Best of DVD right there.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2008 12:32:28 GMT -5
I just cant understand why no one has thought of having Scott Steiner feud with someone who at the time is being managed by Iron Sheik. And just let them shoot promos at each other, all night. Thats a Best of DVD right there. The thought of this makes my head hurt. But like in a good way.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Feb 12, 2008 12:32:42 GMT -5
I just cant understand why no one has thought of having Scott Steiner feud with someone who at the time is being managed by Iron Sheik. And just let them shoot promos at each other, all night. Thats a Best of DVD right there. Now that would be ridicules, in a hilarious type of way. I know I'd mark for it. ;D
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 12, 2008 15:09:13 GMT -5
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Post by Diddly on Feb 12, 2008 15:20:51 GMT -5
TNA should sell Scott Steiner voicetones for cell phones. Seriously, they'd make a killing. They could use any of these fabulous prerecorded quotes or have him create new unique ones.
"HEY YA DUMB REDNECK BASTARD, YOUR PHONES RINGIN AND I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY SO YA BETTER COME PIKIN UP SUMBITCH UP!"
Or imagine Scott Steiner voicemail messages?
"HEY ASSHOLE, YOURIN *insert owner of phone's name here, not in Steiner voice* MAILBOX AND THEY MISSED CALL CAUSE YOUR MOTHER SUCKS! NOW LEAVE EM A MESSAGE ORAL COME POUND YOU SO BAD YOU BE USIN MAH SHOELACES TO FLOSS MY FOOT'LL BE SO FAR UP YER ASS! AND GET MEH BAGS! HEH?!"
I tell ya, license for TNA to print money right there.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 12, 2008 16:13:46 GMT -5
That's very comprehensive. They still never said what doing someone an egg is, though. Incidentally, does anyone have a link to the Steiner promo where he talks about his arm casting a shadow and plays peek-a-boo with Jeremy Borash's head?
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Feb 12, 2008 16:17:53 GMT -5
Don't forget Steiner's history lesson, in which "Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!"
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 12, 2008 21:33:32 GMT -5
Yeah, but the garbled version of "gimme a bra, I'm gonna pop a German" is much funnier.
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Post by plushtar on Feb 13, 2008 12:22:46 GMT -5
When someone is one their knees begging you for mercy, your response is "NO, I'LL f*** YOU!!!" before kicking them in the gut.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 14, 2008 22:24:40 GMT -5
He had another few nuggets tonight. It'll take a trip to youtube to hear them a few more times and find out what he really said.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 18, 2008 12:11:29 GMT -5
Last week I learned that Steiner has the right to command, demand, and excavite an Activision Title shot.
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MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Feb 19, 2008 12:19:47 GMT -5
Oh man, greatness.
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Post by Diddly on Feb 19, 2008 12:33:03 GMT -5
He has a fravorite freak as well
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