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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 8, 2008 11:06:56 GMT -5
I've been looking for ways to incorporate some of Scott Steiner's more memorable words and phrases into my daily conversation. I already say "Heh" way too much, and I've been known to use the word "britishin" for various things. But in what context do you think the following words would be appropriate:
Hirojima Cape-bull Pop a German I'm doing him an egg
Thanks for your help in advance. Certain things like "owwwwww" and "I'm hungry" I've already got places for. That, and "your mother sucks".
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 8, 2008 12:08:35 GMT -5
This should really be in (w)rest of wrestling or TNA but anyway, let's not forget the ultimate way to win an argument: "Hey hey, you're not me and you Paris" Which, for extra effect, can be followed up with "I'm Saito to your dumb redneck ass!"
Remmeber, you need to ask a girl if she "wanna get eggy" with you when trying to chat her up. It'll work every time.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 8, 2008 12:11:25 GMT -5
If someone asks you what's important to you, tell them "mah freaks and mah peaks!"
And if you return from somewhere after a while, like going back to work after a vacation or something, your first words should be 'EVERYONE KNOWS.....WANTS TO KNOW....WHERE I BEEN ALL DIS TIME!"
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Post by General Adam on Feb 8, 2008 12:49:44 GMT -5
"I'm the greatest sonuvabitch to ever live!"
"I don't want to hear his opinion!"
"Smurf you and smurf you too!"
"Get my brags!"
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Post by Tapout on Feb 8, 2008 12:52:17 GMT -5
In response to someone paying you a compliment, you would say: "HEH?! WHO DA MAN?! HEH?!"
In response to someone asking you, "What's up?" or "How's it going?" or "What's the status of this project?", you would say: "EVER-BODY KNOOOOOWWWW....WANTS KNOOOOOWWWW [WHERE I BEEN]"
When making conversation with an attractive female, you would say: "Baby, I guh wuh you uh the wuh uh real man smuh hotel room if you want?"
To put a firm, decisive end to any conversation, you would say: "SHUT UP!! SHHUUUT UUUPP! GIT MA BAGS. GIT MA BAGS."
To politely indicate your displeasure with a situation, when asked for your opinion, you would say: "I'M READY TO SNAP!!!!!!!!!!". (Note: If the person you're talking to is Jeremy Borash, you would also lunge at his throat at this time.)
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Post by salsashark on Feb 8, 2008 13:03:50 GMT -5
There are a lot of unfunny reoccuring things on this board, but this is not one of them.
Speaking in Steiner-voice honestly makes a crapty day a little bit better.
My favorite Steiner quote that has not gone mentioned from his "Go-Berg at Fall Ball" promo: "When I have my freaks horizontal, they understand size. They appreciate size. You don't have to wait for the Earth to rotate on a 47 degree axis, so the stars can touch the sky and create an equilax so you can see the big dipper. No no no. All you have to do is call Big Poppa. Because I'm the man with the Big Dipper, and satisfaction is coming. When I go behind, and do the bump and grind, and it's only a matter of time before they call me the Big Bad Booty Daddy!"
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 8, 2008 13:07:32 GMT -5
This should really be in (w)rest of wrestling or TNA SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! No, shut up Ned!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 8, 2008 13:50:20 GMT -5
This should really be in (w)rest of wrestling or TNA SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! No, shut up Ned! YOU'RE A REDNECK AN YOU DRIVE A REDNECK TRUCK!!
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Feb 8, 2008 13:52:58 GMT -5
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! No, shut up Ned! YOU'RE A REDNECK AN YOU DRIVE A REDNECK TRUCK!! Gin A GPS! GEMINI BAGS!
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Post by YouStayClassy on Feb 8, 2008 13:55:28 GMT -5
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Post by Poutine is Awesome Food! on Feb 8, 2008 14:23:06 GMT -5
When you get angry at your math teacher simpley say "I'm gonna get even with you for fractionin' my face!"
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Feb 8, 2008 14:49:01 GMT -5
this thread is f***ing gold
Don't forget the mannerisms:
Doing random push-ups while asking "Who's the man?"
If you want to take it up a notch, get a friend of yours to quote some Buff Bagwell stuff while you do your pose downs.
"Don't worry about him Scott. He's ugly!"
I thought everyone uses a Steinerism in their personal life. They should.
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Feb 8, 2008 14:52:42 GMT -5
GO-BERG doesn't appreciate zize! GO-BERG!
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Post by YouStayClassy on Feb 8, 2008 14:59:04 GMT -5
See when I have my freaks horizono, they understand size, they appreciate size, and size does matter. And they know that they don't have to wait for the earth to rotate on a 47-degree axis so the stars can stouch the sky and create a equalax, so they can see the big dipper. No no no. All they gotta do is call up the Big Poppa, cause I'm the man with the big dipper, and satisfaction's comin when I gobehein and do the bump'n'grind and its only a matter of time before they call me the BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 8, 2008 15:10:54 GMT -5
I'M THE GENERIC FLEAK! AN SIGNS, DOES MATTER! But that's Davey Mean Gene.
Why's he talking about signs, and who's Davey?
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Post by Krimzon on Feb 8, 2008 15:13:55 GMT -5
Scott Steiner should be elected to the United States Congress. Can you imagine his press conferences? The man is seriously hilarious when he's cutting a promo. He sounds so damn incoherent. I really do need to start saying "Heh!" in everyday conversations.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 8, 2008 15:36:41 GMT -5
And speaking of mannerisms, it's really hard to type while flexing both arms.
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Post by salTy on Feb 8, 2008 15:49:07 GMT -5
SHARRUP! I'LL STICK THIS SOIZE TWELVE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE FLOSSING WITH MY SHOE LACES!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 8, 2008 16:16:23 GMT -5
This thread fills me with even greater happinnes at the thought of my EWR booking plans for Steiner.
Scott Steiner, Edge, Super Dragon....................Big Apple Takedown 2. Yes, Scott Steiner has a secret agent gimmick in my EWR game.
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Post by Tapout on Feb 8, 2008 16:19:17 GMT -5
When someone questions your qualifications or credentials, you would explain to them that you "WENT...TO A HIGHLY EDUCATE UNIVERSTY"
If that person continues to strenuously test your qualifications, you would assure them you are their "hookup," and "THE NEXT HEAVYWEIGH CHAMPEESHIP OF THE WORLD!"
When you are addressing wrestler Samoa Joe, you would say: "NOW I'M PISSED...S'MO JO!!!!"
When another man is walking off with your girlfriend, you would climb up onto a surface 2-3 inches off the ground, hop weakly at the man and fall several feet short of him, landing on your face. Don't worry, if the other man is a wrestler, he will still act like it hurt. This is called "kayfabe."
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