Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Apr 11, 2008 17:39:40 GMT -5
i'm watching Smackdown and Coach has been ripped practicallly the whole show
in the opening tag match Coach talks about how Morrison and Miz have improved and Cole says ''why haven't you Coach?''
MVP joins them on the announce table and is frequently talking to Michael Cole and telling Coach to shut up. during the match Coach says ''can i ask a question'' and MVP just says no. Isn't Coach meant to be the heel?
The funniest part was when MVP said WWE Fans voted Michael Cole and JBL the sixth greatest announce team ever but voted Cole and Coach the worst ever MVP then asks why is that and Coach falls silent
i actually feel sorry for Coach
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Post by >(straightedgepunk)< on Apr 11, 2008 17:41:24 GMT -5
Good for him. Get that man off commentary, I say.
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greeby
Hank Scorpio
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Post by greeby on Apr 11, 2008 17:43:09 GMT -5
Oh come on, any man who admits to sticking microphones up cow's rectums deserves all the ownage one can dish out  |
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Post by SickFreak: Dusty Rhodes on Apr 11, 2008 17:53:02 GMT -5
At least he isn't taking finishers from all of the other superstars.  |
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Apr 11, 2008 17:56:08 GMT -5
When Coach is actually properly heel, I like him a lot. But is heelery has been sooooo half-assed this time.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 11, 2008 17:56:45 GMT -5
On screen burial, I love it ;D
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Post by Childish Gambino on Apr 11, 2008 22:09:14 GMT -5
How about when Cole asked him what Festus is also know as......40 seconds later...the corn-fed colossus Michael!
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Post by angryfan on Apr 11, 2008 22:18:34 GMT -5
Does anyone else find it ironic that Micheal "Not This Way" Cole can rip anyone, anywhere for their announcing? Isn't that like Keith Richards doing an anti-drug commercial? Oh, wait, he DID do an anti-drug commercial. Damn it.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Apr 11, 2008 22:19:16 GMT -5
I feel bad. If WWE think Coach sucks, pull him off commentary. They shouldn't bury him for doing a job he's told to do.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Apr 11, 2008 22:22:52 GMT -5
Frankly I feel this is the WWE's way of apologizing for subjecting us to Coach's commentary since 2004 (or maybe even earlier), and since Coach really really really sucks it makes sense for Cole to be able to berate the hell out of him.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 11, 2008 22:49:22 GMT -5
I am all for insulting Coach frequently.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 11, 2008 22:52:05 GMT -5
On screen burial, I love it ;D Soon to be followed by a JBL shower humiliation. |
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Post by Bobby Womack on Apr 11, 2008 22:57:44 GMT -5
cole obviously hates coach because he never tells us which spots are vintage undertaker or which superstars are 'machiavellian like'
anyway i was feeling really sorry for him too, his heel work was actually quite good so i have no idea why he's sucking so much, maybe hes not enough of a real life asshole to be able to pull off 2 straight hours of assholery (without a script) ?
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Post by thesunbeast on Apr 11, 2008 23:12:07 GMT -5
What about the part where Jimmy Wang Yang gets the tag and Cole says "business is about to pick up", and Coach says "Alright JR", and Cole says "Speaking of rednecks.......".
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 11, 2008 23:31:01 GMT -5
Maybe next time, he'll make it look like his life is in danger when someone gets near him. |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 11, 2008 23:33:17 GMT -5
Bring back Heidenrape and sic him on Coach.
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Post by casualobserver on Apr 11, 2008 23:43:29 GMT -5
Coach does fairly decent when he does college football. Somehow, it doesn't seem to translate well into wrestling commentating.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Apr 11, 2008 23:44:43 GMT -5
Coach does fairly decent when he does college football. Somehow, it doesn't seem to translate well into wrestling commentating. Because he's probably not trying to sound like an asshole and failing at it while doing college football commentary |
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EJS
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by EJS on Apr 12, 2008 0:42:42 GMT -5
Yeah it's strange having Cole not be the whipping boy anymore. I bet he loves this.
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Post by slaughterama on Apr 12, 2008 0:58:24 GMT -5
Coach does fairly decent when he does college football. Somehow, it doesn't seem to translate well into wrestling commentating. I've heard him do some college games and he does a pretty damn good job. In addition to being a great play by play guy, he doesn't miss a beat when it comes to talking about a player's background or his team's season. The guy does his homework which can't be easy while still putting in a couple days a week for WWE. He also hosts a nightly sports wrap-up show on the MSG Network and is VERY good at that as well. IMO, I think WWE is fortunate to have him sticking around, but I'm also equally impressed that he manages to land these outside gigs despite being from and still currently involved in pro wrestling. |
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