Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Apr 12, 2008 13:00:35 GMT -5
Apparently Hassan is getting pretty desperate these days...  Dunno if this counts as related to WWE, but it's pretty relatedish. And I thought it was funny...got it in my email a few days ago. |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 12, 2008 13:09:19 GMT -5
Ah dude thats classic bro! ;D I love those emails above all other spam
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Post by lovingway on Apr 12, 2008 13:19:36 GMT -5
During my student teaching days one of the kids' names was Muhammad Hassan, seriously
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Post by Harvey Dent on Apr 12, 2008 13:49:46 GMT -5
Epic.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 12, 2008 14:26:43 GMT -5
During my student teaching days one of the kids' names was Muhammad Hassan, seriously Instead of raising his hand, did he just yell ALAAAAAAYYYLEEEEEYAAAAAAAAA? |
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Apr 12, 2008 14:48:03 GMT -5
I love how his dad died in 2004, then again in 2006.
Also, apparently he is a son and a daughter.
That email is just so awesome.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 12, 2008 15:05:30 GMT -5
I love how his dad died in 2004, then again in 2006. Also, apparently he is a son and a daughter. That email is just so awesome. He has to be a wrestler! With a family that complex, Vince Russo is in charge of the writing  |
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Post by casualobserver on Apr 12, 2008 16:51:02 GMT -5
This could be used to bring Hassan back and explain his renewed hatred for Americans for not helping him out.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 12, 2008 16:54:06 GMT -5
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Apr 12, 2008 20:25:03 GMT -5
muhahahha....
that reminds me. Do any of you know remember that commercial for that website that helps people to avoid fraud?
I remember one of htem was some lady sittin on the bus and some creepy old guy comes up to her tellin her that she won the lottery but she needs to pay some fees to retrive it.
I went to that website once. It was pretty interesting the things people fell for.
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Post by TheKillShot on Apr 12, 2008 20:28:19 GMT -5
During my student teaching days one of the kids' names was Muhammad Hassan, seriously Instead of raising his hand, did he just yell ALAAAAAAYYYLEEEEEYAAAAAAAAA? Or He raises both hands to the heavens, while looking up. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 12, 2008 23:14:17 GMT -5
I always thought that voice at the beginning of his music was saying "illegal alien."
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Apr 12, 2008 23:17:05 GMT -5
muhahahha.... that reminds me. Do any of you know remember that commercial for that website that helps people to avoid fraud? I remember one of htem was some lady sittin on the bus and some creepy old guy comes up to her tellin her that she won the lottery but she needs to pay some fees to retrive it. I went to that website once. It was pretty interesting the things people fell for. ?? |
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Apr 13, 2008 2:16:55 GMT -5
This should be used to bring Hassan back and explain his renewed hatred for Americans for not helping him out. Because he's f***ing amazing. Fixed. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Apr 13, 2008 8:21:25 GMT -5
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Apr 13, 2008 9:16:14 GMT -5
I notice his father was a "business magnet". That caused problems going through customs and the entranceways of certain department stores I would imagine.
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Post by goodomens on Apr 13, 2008 15:12:08 GMT -5
During my student teaching days one of the kids' names was Muhammad Hassan, seriously Well, that's not that unusual...those are two of the most common names in the world. It's like John Smith. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 13, 2008 15:20:22 GMT -5
How awesome would it be if Hassan entered the courtroom to ALLLAYHELAYHEEEEEEEEEEEEE when he's up on charges for too many 419 scams.
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Post by kittylimits on Apr 13, 2008 18:25:45 GMT -5
During my student teaching days one of the kids' names was Muhammad Hassan, seriously Well, that's not that unusual...those are two of the most common names in the world. It's like John Smith. Yeah, and Muhammed...or Mohammed...is the most common name in the world. Hassan is like what was said, a "Smith" or a "Jones." |
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 14, 2008 0:41:29 GMT -5
I truly miss him....and think the WWE was on the very VERGE of catching lightning in a bottle when they screwed this up all to hell and back.
Think about it: It was a sophisticated angle wherein the supposed "heel" was, at the heart of things, 100% in the right about the things he was complaining about. Hassan was booed because of his theme music's Middle Eastern sound, and because of his ethnicity. I know the guy playing Hassan wasn't Arabic, so just humor me here.
So he comes out week after week, scolding the audience for booing him, and getting on their case for them being racially insensitive. It makes perfect sense, and you know, the guy was mowing through EVERYONE. Even going in to WrestleMania 21, and the spot he did with Eugene, the character had not yet jumped the shark. If anything, they could have used this to further fuel Hassan's sense of victimization. He was merely taking out the trash, and creating his own WrestleMania moment, and he gets booed, but when the big, American flag waving hero comes out and beats on Hassan, the fans cheer. They cheer a white (orange) guy beating up an Arab. That makes the fans not only xenophobic, but RACIST as well. The WWE truly could have had something here had they let Hassan remain in his "I am NOT a TERRORIST!" mode....I think eventually, he may have had a World Title run in him.
But the words "moderation" and WWE rarely go together, and so a guy who so stridently sought to prove he was another patriotic American got morphed into being exactly what he swore he was not...a terrorist, and thus we lost a cool character due to the WWE not being able to show a little restraint or tact.
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