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Post by The Peck™ Says… on Apr 29, 2008 23:08:27 GMT -5
45. Brian McNamee told him to leave or otherwise his relationship with Dolly Parton would be revealed.
46. Ronaldo called and told him to get to Brazil right away.
47. XFL MERCHANDISE BLOWOUT!!!
48. ECW was in Atlantic City after all...better to crap out at the tables than to crap out at the announce table!
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Post by rrm15 on Apr 29, 2008 23:09:11 GMT -5
49. He saw the WCW Television title laying in a trash can and went to go claim his prize.
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Post by MGH on Apr 29, 2008 23:09:23 GMT -5
53) Balls itched. Couldn't take it anymore.
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Post by GregP19 on Apr 29, 2008 23:09:51 GMT -5
49. Larry Czonka summoned him
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Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 29, 2008 23:10:03 GMT -5
He got hungry.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 29, 2008 23:14:36 GMT -5
56. He had to run south to the border for some delicious Taco Bell.
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Post by Jock Ass on Apr 29, 2008 23:15:33 GMT -5
57. "Joey (Styles), do you like to watch shows about Gladiators?"
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Post by mysterydriver on Apr 29, 2008 23:15:38 GMT -5
He left the oven on.
He wanted a hotdog and then started talking to the fans.
He realized that the busboy he gave his keys to was JTG.
He got confirmation on his plane tickets and is on a "Jay and Silent Bob"-like trip to internet wrestling fans' houses as we speak.
Because he wanted to.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 29, 2008 23:16:40 GMT -5
63. He had ants in his pants.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Apr 29, 2008 23:18:29 GMT -5
He Had to Crank Dat Sojia Boy.
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Post by SickFreak: Dusty Rhodes on Apr 29, 2008 23:19:59 GMT -5
He lost his smile.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 29, 2008 23:20:36 GMT -5
66. He saw some cops and remember that he had a bag of pot in his back pocket.
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Post by DJ Peapod on Apr 29, 2008 23:21:31 GMT -5
The Titantron was a giant Rick Roll...and he got really really pissed off about that
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Post by SickFreak: Dusty Rhodes on Apr 29, 2008 23:22:20 GMT -5
He wanted a poncho just like Chavo's, so he just went and bought one.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 29, 2008 23:24:41 GMT -5
69. He had to get back home by midnight before his carriaged turned back into a pumpkin.
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Post by SWH - Shane Hero on Apr 29, 2008 23:26:22 GMT -5
He wanted a poncho just like Chavo's, so he just went and bought one. NEXT WEEK ON ECW: "Did you know Adamle means warrior Tazz?" |
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Post by rrm15 on Apr 29, 2008 23:26:53 GMT -5
70. He saw the Adamle signal in the sky.
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Post by Jock Ass on Apr 29, 2008 23:26:55 GMT -5
He's being replaced by fellow Chicago Bear alumni Steve "Mongo" McMichael.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 29, 2008 23:28:30 GMT -5
72. His hands were ashy, and he didn't have any lotion.
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Post by SickFreak: Dusty Rhodes on Apr 29, 2008 23:30:01 GMT -5
Adamle found out he wasn't booked, so there was no reason to be there.
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