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Post by SWH - Shane Hero on Apr 29, 2008 23:30:04 GMT -5
84. His "Adamle-Sense" was tingling...
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 29, 2008 23:31:07 GMT -5
75. The voices in his head told him to leave.
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Post by SWH - Shane Hero on Apr 29, 2008 23:31:19 GMT -5
72. He saw a banner ad for BBWmatch on the WrestleCrap forums, and just found the big girl of his dreams. He just ran off and eloped.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 29, 2008 23:32:32 GMT -5
77. There was a bee flying around him.
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Post by SickFreak: Dusty Rhodes on Apr 29, 2008 23:33:51 GMT -5
He had to take finishers from all of the superstars in the back as punishment.
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Apr 29, 2008 23:39:56 GMT -5
78/79(?). Strong Badia needed him and Tazz to help fight off the 2nd invasion of the HomestArmy...
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Apr 29, 2008 23:40:15 GMT -5
79) An evil demon scorpion hatched out of a egg that resembles that of a chicken, it clung to his spinal cord, and he was summoned by his mother bezoar to excavate her out of her hole so that she could bring Hell on Earth.
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Post by soultsukino on Apr 29, 2008 23:40:56 GMT -5
Went to go sell Mr. Socko on eBay
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Apr 29, 2008 23:41:28 GMT -5
To be perfectly honest, I think he just went to take a poop. I mean, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
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bobolebowski
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Post by bobolebowski on Apr 29, 2008 23:51:18 GMT -5
85- Two words.......Papa......Shango
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Post by Jock Ass on Apr 30, 2008 0:44:43 GMT -5
86 - He found his Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring and went to go decipher the secret message at the end of this week's Raw
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Post by Evil Doink on Apr 30, 2008 0:45:29 GMT -5
87 - Pulled up TMZ and saw Hogan rubbing his daughter's crotch with oil. Immediately ran for the closest bathroom. Details after that are sketchy.
(got to it before I did Scorpio!)
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Post by Jock Ass on Apr 30, 2008 0:57:01 GMT -5
87 - Pulled up TMZ and saw Hogan rubbing his daughter's crotch with oil. Immediately ran for the closest bathroom. Details after that are sketchy. (got to it before I did Scorpio!) It's all good, Evil Doink. #88Step 1: Steal underpants. Step 2: ? ? ? ? ? Step 3: Profit 89 - He's secretly a backup Gladiator 90 - He had to return One Night In Chyna to Blockbuster before he incurred yet another late fee
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Post by Evil Doink on Apr 30, 2008 1:00:24 GMT -5
(on 90 - I forgot Blockbuster rented horror movies).
91 - Had a schedule conflict and needed to leave to commentate on the Purple Roundy vs. Rico Constantino Elimnator event.
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Dirty Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Apr 30, 2008 1:02:33 GMT -5
92. He just found out he could save a ton of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Post by Evil Doink on Apr 30, 2008 1:08:07 GMT -5
93. He had to go bless the rains down in Africa.
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Apr 30, 2008 1:32:46 GMT -5
94. He was slammin', he was jammin'... feelin' Hot Hot HOT!
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Post by Ramses on Apr 30, 2008 1:41:06 GMT -5
95) he went here: www.thematthardyshow.com/he left because he dosen't know what the hell is happening. 96) Manchurian Candidate syndrome. Someone said the Trigger word on his earpiece and begun Project Armageddon, a plan to assassinate the president!
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Post by Childish Gambino on Apr 30, 2008 3:06:16 GMT -5
97. He only just realised that Ric Flair retired, and went to cry backstage.
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Apr 30, 2008 3:13:48 GMT -5
98. He just realized they brought back American Gladiators!
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