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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Jun 11, 2008 12:25:00 GMT -5
So I was thinking, "What would the WWE be like in another dimension, a "Bizzaro World," if you will. I know things like this have been done before, but I haven't seen it in quite a while, so...nyah.  Without further adieu: Bizzaro RAW results for Monday 6/09: Dark Match: Cody Rhodes d. Hulk Hogan WWE Chairman Paul Heyman welcomes us to the show and says there he will be making a big announcement at the end of the show. IC Championship: Matt Striker (C) d. Batista Tag Team Champions Sting and Kurt Angle deliver a stellar promo for their upcoming match with Londrick. Big Show and Snitsky deliver a technical **** performance in the best match of the night. US and TV Champion Funaki d. Gregory Helms WHC MVP d. Chuck Palumbo in a hard fought non-title match. Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring to make his announcement. He introduces the new RAW GM, Jeff Jarrett. The crowd goes wild. *Fade to black* Let's see your ideas! |
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2008 12:27:25 GMT -5
So I was thinking, "What would the WWE be like in another dimension, a "Bizzaro World," if you will. I know things like this have been done before, but I haven't seen it in quite a while, so...nyah. Without further adieu: Bizzaro RAW results for Monday 6/09: Dark Match: Cody Rhodes d. Hulk Hogan WWE Chairman Paul Heyman welcomes us to the show and says there he will be making a big announcement at the end of the show. IC Championship: Matt Striker (C) d. Batista Tag Team Champions Sting and Kurt Angle deliver a stellar promo for their upcoming match with Londrick. Big Show and Snitsky deliver a technical **** performance in the best match of the night. US and TV Champion Funaki d. Gregory Helms WHC MVP d. Chuck Palumbo in a hard fought non-title match. Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring to make his announcement. He introduces the new RAW GM, Jeff Jarrett. The crowd goes wild. *Fade to black* Let's see your ideas! You forgot one match. Women's Title Match: Ashley Massaro retains against Maryse Ouellet in what top Wrestling Observer reporter Vince Russo is calling a ***** match. |
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Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jun 11, 2008 12:36:46 GMT -5
WWE Wednesday Night Cooked
WWE Chairwoman Mae Young gets her tits out to start the show
first match is for the Cruiserweight championship
Sylvester Terkay def. Batista to retain the title
the gay white postal workers (Crymetyme) def. some local jobbers (i'm told their names are Vince McMahon and Paul Levesque)
Hulk Hogan cuts a promo saying he's sick of being made fun of for being a North Korean scientologist
Women's champion Amazing Kong beats Gail Kim in a 30-minute ironman match
in the main event Val Venis retains his WWE title against Stevie Richards in a superb match. it's announced they'll meet again at the next PPV Happy Smile Series.
it was a good show overall. Cena deserves a push though
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Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 11, 2008 12:40:37 GMT -5
WWE Wednesday Night CookedWWE Chairwoman Mae Young gets her tits out to start the show first match is for the Cruiserweight championship Sylvester Terkay def. Batista to retain the title the gay white postal workers (Crymetyme) def. some local jobbers (i'm told their names are Vince McMahon and Paul Levesque) Hulk Hogan cuts a promo saying he's sick of being made fun of for being a North Korean scientologist Women's champion Amazing Kong beats Gail Kim in a 30-minute ironman match in the main event Val Venis retains his WWE title against Stevie Richards in a superb match. it's announced they'll meet again at the next PPV Happy Smile Series. it was a good show overall. Cena deserves a push though The though of Hulk Hogan being a North Korean Scientologist is tremendously amusing. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 11, 2008 20:32:33 GMT -5
The Undertaker was caught smoking pot with Shawn Michaels in the locker room. He will now be jobbing to Triple H on Saturday Night Shotgun for the next three weeks.
---Rajah.com
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Post by Mac on Jun 11, 2008 20:48:01 GMT -5
Show opens..
Carlito gives a 15 minute interview as to why he is the game, and why he is that good.
He is interupted by Santino Marella who tells him, he cant see him, and will make him tap out to his dreded piledriver at Wrestlemania 26 in Deceember.
Woman's Title match. Hornswoggle d. Fabulous Moolah II with a testicular claw.
- Commercial for Marlboro Methol
General Manager Brock Lesnar comes out and demands to speak to WWE European Champion Bobby Lashley.
Lashley is the longest reigning European champion with a total reign of 4 minutes, having just pinned Xanta Claus backstage in a TLC backlot brawl.
Lesnar says Lashley will defend his European title against the #1 contender Brock Lesnar.
Lashley growls, scaring the fans
- Commercial for Camel Super Tar
Shane Douglas defeats Shawn Michaels with a spinning toehold.
before applying the spinning toe hold Douglas said "Im sorry I love you"
The Great Khali ammatuer wrestling challenge sees Khali submit Triple H to a headlock.
MAIN EVENT
Trevor Murdoch d. John Cena by spraying him with green mist.
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jun 11, 2008 23:51:20 GMT -5
Fans pay Vince McMahon $1 million each week.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 23:54:36 GMT -5
Fans pay Vince McMahon $1 million each week. sadly... this is probably true |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2008 0:11:49 GMT -5
Stevie Richards successfully defends his tag team title against HHH and HBK in a handicap match.
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Post by Tushingham Rimswell on Jun 12, 2008 10:21:45 GMT -5
Thursday Afternoon Jiggle Results: 12.6.2008 Randy Savage beat Shane Mcmahon in a Hell in a Cell dark match. The Great Khali started the show calling out Road Dogg and accusing him of butchering the english language by using contractions in his catchphrase "Oh you didn't know?" Fred Phelps beat Shelton Benjamin in a 5* Match of the Year candidate Rob Conway lost to  (I couldn't hear the name due to the crowd still popping for Conway) via DQ, will now go on to face The Great Muta in the final of the Chris Benoit Memorial Tournament. Vince McMahon then came out and announced that next week, there will be a Tag Team Turmoil match to finally decide the champions after months of must-see title defenses and storylines Scott Hall then made his way to the ring. Then left. World darts Champion Stevie Richards and Nunzio fought to a 30 minute draw. As per usual, in the event of a draw, the title is automatically awarded to Curt Hawkins Jr. HHH def. Undertaker via his "Grenwich Bitchlock" submission, after 20 minutes of no ref bumps or run-ins. Main Event: Jamie Noble successfully defended his Crusierweight Title against Tajiri. After the cameras stopped rolling, Ultimo Dragon performed his new single, a cover of Nickelback's "Rockstar". |
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(I couldn't hear the name due to the crowd still popping for Conway) via DQ, 