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Post by tna on Jun 12, 2008 3:43:38 GMT -5
Say Monday Night Raw opened with Jerry Lawler & Repo Man coming to the ring with the WWE championship.
Vince McMahon then came out and revealed the last 15 years of WWE programming have been a lie. He hired the repo man to reposess time because he didn't want us to know what was really going on.
Every ppv and every houseshow and television program had been injected into our minds.
Vince would reveal that Jerry Lawler has been champion for the last 15 years, but was too dominant a force, so to save ratings he hired Repo Man to alter reality.
John Cena, HHH, and Shawn Michaels would all come out but upon Vince saying the "code word", which would be "Winkle Wonkle" they all collapse on the mat.
As the show progressed, everyone from JR to Batista would try to comprehend that their lives have been a lie.
Would you quit watching WWE if this happened?
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jun 12, 2008 4:29:21 GMT -5
hell no, that would rule. and as for it "destroying" WWE, it takes alot more to do that givven the deaths, distaste and contraversy over the years. nothing short of a live munging (look it up. actually... don't) could ever kill WWE.
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jun 12, 2008 5:28:15 GMT -5
i think on the last episode of WWE right at the end Vince wakes up in his bed and says "maybe it's a good thing that i don't run a company." he puts his janitor's uniform on and goes to WAL*MART to start his shift.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jun 12, 2008 8:52:19 GMT -5
i think on the last episode of WWE right at the end Vince wakes up in his bed and says "maybe it's a good thing that i don't run a company." he puts his janitor's uniform on and goes to WAL*MART to start his shift. What would make this even better is if they pulled a "Wizard of Oz" as every person that Vince encounters in the store is someone he invisioned in his wrestling concept. Triple H is an irate customer; "This toilet paper says 4 plies, but it feels like 2 plies." Man, if/when WWE finally ends or Vicne calls it a day, this HAS to happen. Do the big going away ceremony live, then run these clips. |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Jun 12, 2008 8:57:53 GMT -5
The only thing that would "destroy" WWE is a multi-billion dollar lawsuit that they lose.
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Jun 12, 2008 9:03:13 GMT -5
i think on the last episode of WWE right at the end Vince wakes up in his bed and says "maybe it's a good thing that i don't run a company." he puts his janitor's uniform on and goes to WAL*MART to start his shift. Gold. |
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Post by The Tank on Jun 12, 2008 9:55:34 GMT -5
i think on the last episode of WWE right at the end Vince wakes up in his bed and says "maybe it's a good thing that i don't run a company." he puts his janitor's uniform on and goes to WAL*MART to start his shift. And just to continue the irony, the store's manager is either Ted Turner or Shane Douglas. After all, Douglas has experience. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 12, 2008 15:17:39 GMT -5
i think on the last episode of WWE right at the end Vince wakes up in his bed and says "maybe it's a good thing that i don't run a company." he puts his janitor's uniform on and goes to WAL*MART to start his shift. What would make this even better is if they pulled a "Wizard of Oz" as every person that Vince encounters in the store is someone he invisioned in his wrestling concept. Triple H is an irate customer; "This toilet paper says 4 plies, but it feels like 2 plies." A fan should go up to Vince asking various questions to which Vince smiles at the camera ands says, "What a mark." Actually, this would be the greatest storyline of all time. It would be beyond criticism in some ways. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 12, 2008 16:15:31 GMT -5
i think on the last episode of WWE right at the end Vince wakes up in his bed and says "maybe it's a good thing that i don't run a company." he puts his janitor's uniform on and goes to WAL*MART to start his shift. And just to continue the irony, the store's manager is either Ted Turner or Shane Douglas. After all, Douglas has experience. No. Make the manager Paul Heyman. I can't stand Shane Douglas. |
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jun 12, 2008 16:27:51 GMT -5
EVERYBODY KNOWS... WANTS TO KN--(shot)
The only proper sendoff would feature puppet caricatures of Vince McMahon and Nancy Reagan waking up in bed together, with Vince fumbling for a switch and accidentally nuking someone.
"...that's one heck of a nurse."
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 12, 2008 16:30:22 GMT -5
EVERYBODY KNOWS... WANTS TO KN--(shot) The only proper sendoff would feature puppet caricatures of Vince McMahon and Nancy Reagan waking up in bed together, with Vince fumbling for a switch and accidentally nuking someone. "...that's one heck of a nurse." Only if the puppets are scary as hell looking. |
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Don Corleone
WC's official Raw Deal enthusiast...it's still alive to me, dammit!
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Jun 12, 2008 16:37:04 GMT -5
EVERYBODY KNOWS... WANTS TO KN--(shot) The only proper sendoff would feature puppet caricatures of Vince McMahon and Nancy Reagan waking up in bed together, with Vince fumbling for a switch and accidentally nuking someone. "...that's one heck of a nurse." Only if the puppets are scary as hell looking. But of course. |
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Post by The Tank on Jun 12, 2008 16:41:53 GMT -5
And just to continue the irony, the store's manager is either Ted Turner or Shane Douglas. After all, Douglas has experience. No. Make the manager Paul Heyman. I can't stand Shane Douglas. So... Do you just hate Douglas, or are you missing the joke here? |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 12, 2008 16:52:43 GMT -5
No. Make the manager Paul Heyman. I can't stand Shane Douglas. So... Do you just hate Douglas, or are you missing the joke here? I got it, I just don't like him. |
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Post by Gillberg: 0-175 on Jun 12, 2008 16:59:55 GMT -5
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY NO SMARK SHOULD BOOK WRESTLING. EVER.
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