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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 13, 2008 10:02:03 GMT -5
Remember back in 1997 when what would become the attitude era, really started hitting its mark by making Bret Hart more edgy? Aside from calling Shawn Michaels a homo, one of Hart's other promos went sent something like this...
"The reason they call you Stone Cold is because your stones are so cold that..."
Then Austin cut him off, or maybe it was Michaels, I can't remember. Anyways, a lot of people know that Stone Cold got his name after his wife commented that his tea would be "stone cold" if he didn't drink it soon. But as far as the Hart promo, what was he going to say? Was it going to be a double entendre or just a flat out insult? These are the questions that keep me awake at night 11 years later...
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jun 13, 2008 10:05:10 GMT -5
if the temperature of steve austin's genitals keeps you awake at night, i can't help you.
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Post by The Royal Our Herobaums on Jun 13, 2008 10:09:05 GMT -5
if the temperature of steve austin's genitals keeps you awake at night, i can't help you. Even if they weren't so cold, they'd be keeping me up at night. There's no where I can go to get away from them in such a small bed. Wish I didn't have to share a single with the old Texas Rattlesnake... |
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jun 13, 2008 10:43:41 GMT -5
if the temperature of steve austin's genitals keeps you awake at night, i can't help you. Even if they weren't so cold, they'd be keeping me up at night. There's no where I can go to get away from them in such a small bed. Wish I didn't have to share a single with the old Texas Rattlesnake...  |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 13, 2008 15:57:02 GMT -5
Even if they weren't so cold, they'd be keeping me up at night. There's no where I can go to get away from them in such a small bed. Wish I didn't have to share a single with the old Texas Rattlesnake... Something unpleasant must have happened to that cat to get that expression. Is Bret Hart accountable for this as well? |
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Post by The Tank on Jun 13, 2008 15:59:01 GMT -5
Something unpleasant must have happened to that cat to get that expression. Is Bret Hart accountable for this as well? Well the cat does seem to be MISSING AN EAR. That could just be the cause of this humorous expression. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 13, 2008 16:00:17 GMT -5
Something unpleasant must have happened to that cat to get that expression. Is Bret Hart accountable for this as well? Well the cat does seem to be MISSING AN EAR. That could just be the cause of this humorous expression. I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Big Van Vader's responsible. Ear tearing bastard. |
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Post by The Tank on Jun 13, 2008 16:01:11 GMT -5
Well the cat does seem to be MISSING AN EAR. That could just be the cause of this humorous expression. I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Big Van Vader's responsible. Ear tearing bastard. Funny, I was just gonna say Tyson got hungry for some Chinese food. |
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jun 13, 2008 16:57:02 GMT -5
Something unpleasant must have happened to that cat to get that expression. Is Bret Hart accountable for this as well? Well the cat does seem to be MISSING AN EAR. That could just be the cause of this humorous expression. i've been using that WTF pic on wrestling forums for about a year now and i never even noticed the missing ear |
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Post by Steveweiser on Jun 13, 2008 18:50:46 GMT -5
Even if they weren't so cold, they'd be keeping me up at night. There's no where I can go to get away from them in such a small bed. Wish I didn't have to share a single with the old Texas Rattlesnake... I mark for the WTF Mick Foley Cat. |
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Post by thesunbeast on Jun 13, 2008 20:27:30 GMT -5
Because he's Stone Cold. He's Stone Cold Steve Austin, and that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so.
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Jun 14, 2008 15:08:26 GMT -5
Something unpleasant must have happened to that cat to get that expression. Is Bret Hart accountable for this as well? No, no. Round these parts there's one man to blame........ Can't get a job? Can't get a girlfriend? Car broke down? Going bald? [glow=red,2,300]BLAME TRIPLE H[/glow] |
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Post by The Tank on Jun 14, 2008 15:12:13 GMT -5
Because he's Stone Cold. He's Stone Cold Steve Austin, and that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so. Okay, do you guys want to know the real reason he's called Stone Cold Steve Austin? Because "Chilly McFreeze" Steve Austin sounds REALLY F**KING RETARDED. |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Jun 14, 2008 15:19:49 GMT -5
No, no. Round these parts there's one man to blame........ Can't get a job? Can't get a girlfriend? Car broke down? Going bald? [glow=red,2,300]BLAME TRIPLE H[/glow] Yeah but there was a time when I was thinking about a HHH squash whilst driving to an job interview. It got me so enraged that I crashed my car, writing it off and losing my license. It also meant that because my employment history is in driving, I couldn't get a job. The lack of a stable wage meant I couldn't keep up my hair replacement therapy and my girlfriend ditched as no girl wants a job-less, car-less bald man. So I do blame HHH!  |
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Post by thesunbeast on Jun 14, 2008 16:17:42 GMT -5
Because he's Stone Cold. He's Stone Cold Steve Austin, and that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so. Okay, do you guys want to know the real reason he's called Stone Cold Steve Austin? Because "Chilly McFreeze" Steve Austin sounds REALLY F**KING RETARDED. And that's 'da frozen liiiiine, 'cause mr. McFreeze, said so! SOMEBODY OUT THERE, GIVE ME A FROZEN ONE! |
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Post by "Nature Boy" Ric Moranis on Jun 14, 2008 16:28:36 GMT -5
I don't care what Austin says about tea, the reason why he's called "Stone Cold" is because in 1996, that stupid "Stone Cold" action movie starring ex-NFL LB Brian Bosworth was airing every single night on HBO, Showtime, or Cinemax at like 1:30am, and it was an asskicking, no-nonsense, B-movie that had a weird cult following at the time.
He stole his look from MLB baseball player Jay Buhner, and his name/gimmick from a B-movie...and it was awesome in the pro wrestling environment.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jun 14, 2008 21:57:45 GMT -5
The WTF cat looks like it's in mid-yawn.
And I heard the tea story, myself.
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