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Post by Alucard on Jun 24, 2008 2:14:22 GMT -5
Being the Gold Standard is cool and all I guess... www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GYgxtK5jYBut why not make him Shelton Benjamin: Thong Enthusiast. Because I wasn't quite sure how else to describe a Sisqo gimmick. Think about it, both men have dyed blonde hair, and both wear a lot of dragons. Though I am uncertain on Benjamin's stance on thongs. But you can't honestly tell me there isn't at least a TINY wee bit of resemblance there. It can't be any worse than what he's already doing, or has already done (Mama Benjamin anyone?)... (Yes, this did come about from me posting about I <3 the new millennium in off topic.) |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 24, 2008 2:15:16 GMT -5
...Didn't we run through all the Sisqo jokes when he first started having that stupid hair?
Not trying to be a jerk but I'm just saying I think you were beaten to this idea...many times.
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Post by Alucard on Jun 24, 2008 2:16:03 GMT -5
...aww damn.
I missed that >_>
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jun 24, 2008 2:17:19 GMT -5
why doesn't he get a stable of black guys and they could be the new nation Dru Hill?
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Post by Alucard on Jun 24, 2008 2:18:15 GMT -5
why doesn't he get a stable of black guys and they could be the new nation Dru Hill? I'd mark. |
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jun 24, 2008 2:18:49 GMT -5
I think there should be a trapped in the closet gimmick. A singing gimmick but not like Jillian and murdoch. I mean a dude who always sings no matter what the situation and everyone else around has to break out in song as he goes about his night and he explains what happened.
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Post by Alucard on Jun 24, 2008 2:27:08 GMT -5
I think there should be a trapped in the closet gimmick. A singing gimmick but not like Jillian and murdoch. I mean a dude who always sings no matter what the situation and everyone else around has to break out in song as he goes about his night and he explains what happened. I was just standing here, when JMoney suggested a Trapped in the Closet gimmick...man I don't know how I got here, probably when I made this awful thread (OOOH!) so I hold my head in shame (OOOOH!) then I let out a sad sigh (OOOH!) when suddenly, my cell phone rang. And I said, hey, wait a minute, lemme take this. So I flipped open my phone! Gonna answer my phone! Pressin talk on my phone! Saying HELLO on my phone! (phone! phone!) And the voice on the other end was like "Well well well...what the (boop) ya think you're doing? We've made this Sisqo joke almost a year ago, I guess you look like a real tool, yo!" And I was like, oh. And that's all I could say was oh. Ace Diamond was callin' and tellin me that this had already been done be-foe (OOOH!) So I hung up my phone, DIDN'T SAY ANOTHER WORD! And then I ran out to my car and I said, "VOID WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE AN ORIGINAL IDEA, MAN WHAT THE (BOOP!)" When all of a sudden I heard a little noise from underneath my ride. (OOOH!) So I looked back and forth (OOOH!) And I mumbled to my self! (OOOH!) Said what the hell gonna happen now, this is getting kinda bleh! And that's when the police arrived, and all looked at me like "what the hell?" So I ran inside! And I went in my roooom! Didn't know what to do...crap, quick, crap, quick, crap quick better get in the closet.. (I'm gonna stop now because this thread is horrible enough without more be trying to be funny and not doing a good job) |
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jun 24, 2008 8:03:16 GMT -5
in the off topic board was a miiidget! a miiiiiiiidget!
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Post by ironfan on Jun 24, 2008 8:05:31 GMT -5
A good gimmick for Shelton Benjamin would be of a PIMP.
Yeah like the Goodfather only he is OLD and I think because he is so old, the gimmick can move on. I mean, I know ppl will say rip off, but just because one wrestler used it, doesnt mean the gimmick should be canned.
Shelton can be an ECW Pimp and pimp out all the divas to give him advantages in matches.
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