erisi236
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Post by erisi236 on Jul 3, 2008 20:01:04 GMT -5
Or something, I was watching Star Wars and it kind of came to me that Han Solo being a big hero at the end is a bunch of BS. Dozens of guys die assaulting the Death Star and at the last second Han Solo sweeps in blows up 1 Tie Fighter at just the right time to look awesome and claims all the glory. ;D Maybe not literally, but still...  |
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Post by acressl on Jul 3, 2008 20:02:58 GMT -5
That's Han to a tee. A sleazebucket that does right only when he can't avoid it and goes out a hero.
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Post by big nasty on Jul 3, 2008 20:07:52 GMT -5
never thought about it, but you're right. all those pilots fighting tooth and nail, many dieing for the cause. then han shoots one guy in the back, and gets a medal. bullshit
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Jul 3, 2008 20:08:56 GMT -5
but.. I love Hon. He's the only reason to watch Star Wars  Well.. and to see this commercial |
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Jul 3, 2008 20:35:50 GMT -5
I think the whole rescuing the princess from the Death Star and the clutches of Darth Vader, as well as delivering the secret plans to the princess so that they could destroy the Death Star in the first place thing had a little something to do with being treated like a hero.
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Jul 3, 2008 20:36:03 GMT -5
pfft...dark vader.
nothing beats chad vader
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 3, 2008 20:38:05 GMT -5
I think the whole rescuing the princess from the Death Star and the clutches of Darth Vader, as well as delivering the secret plans to the princess so that they could destroy the Death Star in the first place thing had a little something to do with being treated like a hero. Shh you're ruining it...whatever it is. |
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Jul 3, 2008 21:05:24 GMT -5
Also, he's a deadbeat who doesn't pay his bills.
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Post by BlackJackRobby on Jul 3, 2008 21:53:01 GMT -5
I remember reading somewhere the amount he owed Jabba, and the amount he was paid by Jabba.
They were the same, which means Jabba gave money and charged no interest.
And he still was not able to pay him back.
How rude can you be.
Then he kills Greedo.
Han is pure evil.
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Post by acressl on Jul 3, 2008 21:54:04 GMT -5
 But he didn't shoot first.
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Post by slasher911 on Jul 3, 2008 22:29:31 GMT -5
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Don't even get me started on the shameful security of the 2nd Death Star in Return of the Jedi. Mighty Empire my hairy balls.
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JMA
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Post by JMA on Jul 3, 2008 22:46:42 GMT -5
Han should've been a professional and paid Jabba.
Boba Fett would've. He's actually a professional.
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Jul 3, 2008 22:49:34 GMT -5
Han should've been a professional and paid Jabba. Boba Fett would've. He's actually a professional. I bet Boba Fett would loan you $2. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 3, 2008 22:53:04 GMT -5
Han should've been a professional and paid Jabba. Boba Fett would've. He's actually a professional. I bet Boba Fett would loan you $2. I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!  |
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Post by Goldenbane on Jul 3, 2008 23:20:44 GMT -5
I remember reading somewhere the amount he owed Jabba, and the amount he was paid by Jabba. They were the same, which means Jabba gave money and charged no interest. And he still was not able to pay him back. How rude can you be. Then he kills Greedo. Han is pure evil. Excellent point. Jabba could have been like Pizza the Hutt, and charged Han 1,000,000.00 space bucks! ;D |
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Post by Shaner is the Lex-Express on Jul 3, 2008 23:30:02 GMT -5
HOW DARE YOU INSULT HAN! Why I aughtta!
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jul 4, 2008 0:42:17 GMT -5
Actually, Han owed Jabba money because he jettisoned his smuggled cargo that was owned by Jabba. He didn't actually borrow anything.
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But he didn't shoot first. 
