Johnny Depp is the bane of my existence.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

I like his roles and seems like a decent enough guy but all the girls seem to love him and that bothers me. It really bothers me a lot.

[newageoutlaw]

Wow, self esteem issues man?

[waffleofpower]

He can be the bane of my existence any day.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I feel the same way about Ernest Borgnine.

[Deleted]

I think he's okay, but him as Jack Sparrow and Willie Wonka=HORRIBLE.

[Johnny B. Decent]

Jul 11, 2008 23:31:26 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

I feel the same way about Ernest Borgnine.

Mmm, Ernest.












What?

[The OP]

I feel ya. I understand all the girls thinking he was hot ten or twenty years ago, but now? Isn't he like, in his 40s?

I think part of it is that, while girls realize and understand that women in Hollywood are done up so fancily as to look good even as they get older or out of shape, the same is true with men. Sure, Johnny Depp looks great in the movies after hours of makeup and whatnot, but if these 16 to 25 year old girls that think he's so hot got hit on by the guy in a bar and they didn't know who he was, I guarantee most of them would be like "why does this old guy think he can hit on me?"

It's like if somebody asked me if I think Madonna is really hot. I'd be like 'hell yeah...in 1989".

[waffleofpower]

Jul 12, 2008 0:31:03 GMT -5 The OP said:

I feel ya. I understand all the girls thinking he was hot ten or twenty years ago, but now? Isn't he like, in his 40s?

I think part of it is that, while girls realize and understand that women in Hollywood are done up so fancily as to look good even as they get older or out of shape, the same is true with men. Sure, Johnny Depp looks great in the movies after hours of makeup and whatnot, but if these 16 to 25 year old girls that think he's so hot got hit on by the guy in a bar and they didn't know who he was, I guarantee most of them would be like "why does this old guy think he can hit on me?"

It's like if somebody asked me if I think Madonna is really hot. I'd be like 'hell yeah...in 1989".

I...no. If Johnny Depp strolled into some random bar, I don't think any straight girl would say that. Stop hatin. =p

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Jul 12, 2008 0:37:27 GMT -5 @waffleofpower said:

Jul 12, 2008 0:31:03 GMT -5 The OP said:

I feel ya. I understand all the girls thinking he was hot ten or twenty years ago, but now? Isn't he like, in his 40s?

I think part of it is that, while girls realize and understand that women in Hollywood are done up so fancily as to look good even as they get older or out of shape, the same is true with men. Sure, Johnny Depp looks great in the movies after hours of makeup and whatnot, but if these 16 to 25 year old girls that think he's so hot got hit on by the guy in a bar and they didn't know who he was, I guarantee most of them would be like "why does this old guy think he can hit on me?"

It's like if somebody asked me if I think Madonna is really hot. I'd be like 'hell yeah...in 1989".

I...no. If Johnny Depp strolled into some random bar, I don't think any straight girl would say that. Stop hatin. =p

This topic was founded on hatin.

[The OP]

Agree to disagree, I suppose. I firmly believe my theory to be true. Keep in mind, I'm saying if the guy wasn't a famous actor and you didn't know who he was.

[Annette]

I don't think most ladies would give him a second glance if he wasn't Johnny Depp - hell, half of what makes him sexy is his personality and chances are you wouldn't see if it he was just John the plumber from down the street.

[The Genesis of KoOS]

I feel the same way about Bea Arthur.

[The OP]

Jul 12, 2008 1:08:10 GMT -5 Annette said:

I don't think most ladies would give him a second glance if he wasn't Johnny Depp - hell, half of what makes him sexy is his personality and chances are you wouldn't see if it he was just John the plumber from down the street.

Thank you! That was my whole point.

[@TenaciousBe]

Jul 12, 2008 1:08:10 GMT -5 Annette said:

I don't think most ladies would give him a second glance if he wasn't Johnny Depp - hell, half of what makes him sexy is his personality and chances are you wouldn't see if it he was just John the plumber from down the street.

Which is essentially what's wrong with much of the population today anyway. Chicks miss out on a guy with a great personality because he looks like John the plumber, then they piss and moan because "guys are assholes" or "there aren't any good ones out there." There are, you just never bothered to get to know them.

Same goes for guys, too, I know.

[A Magician Named SHAKE]

I'm an extremely confident, heterosexual man, and I'll even say that I would fart in Johnny Depp's breakfast if he asked me to.

Carry on.

[chairshotshurthead]

Jul 11, 2008 23:29:38 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

I like his roles and seems like a decent enough guy but all the girls seem to love him and that bothers me. It really bothers me a lot.

Orlando Bloom?

[mcmxzyptlk]

Tim Burton seems to have the dude on speed dial. I don't know what that's about.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

Its weird. Was talking to this broad the other day who was all moist for Depp, and I said I like him in some of his movies, but so many of his characters being so feminine/fey really annoyed me. According to her, thats part of the attraction.

So guys, start doing your wrist-limpening exercises, grow long scraggly hair and learn to flit about to-and-fro like a bumblebee in a flower patch, and you too will make the Hot Topic crowd moist.

[Annette]

Jul 12, 2008 9:23:14 GMT -5 Johnny Danger (Godz) said:

So guys, start doing your wrist-limpening exercises, grow long scraggly hair and learn to flit about to-and-fro like a bumblebee in a flower patch, and you too will make the Hot Topic crowd moist.

That was classic!

[Rube]

Announcement: I would go gay for Johnny Depp.