Seriously bizarre WWE related dream

[Alucard]

I'm going to try to keep this as clean as possible, but the jist of it is:

At a WWE event, Cherry swears revenge on Deuce and Domino, they run from her in horror, a most unusual sight. D&D get in their car and speed off, Cherry gets a car of her own and does the same...she's armed with a carrot.

Her plans for revenge involve said carrot and D&D's rectums.

That's as much as I'll say for fear of the thread being locked, but I'm a pretty odd dude, and after waking up from that all I could think was "man, WTF mind?"

Carrot violation angles=ratings. Remember where this came from when WWE's moles find this thread and use the idea later.

[The Doctor]

Wow.

[shiranui]

That dream sounds even more bizarre than the one I had about a scantily clad Mickie James (I have no idea why she appeared since she isn't even my favorite WWE diva, but oh well), myself and an acoustic guitar.

Basically, we were sitting in what seemed to be her bedroom, and she wanted me to play something on the guitar but didn't say exactly what. So, I improvised a random short melody hoping that it would be of some use, but she apparently disliked it and proceeded to throw me out since I didn't play what she wanted.

Even in my dreams, I still manage to fail horribly in my encounters with the ladies...

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Last night I dreamed I was George Costanza and Mark McGwire was the drive-thru teller at a KFC. He refused to sell me chicken and we got into a fight.

Then I woke up. No joke.

[TheKillShot]

Have I told that I dreamt once that I killed Tommy Dreamer.

And of course to the OP, wait for a call from the HQ.

[bigdaddyfive]

I had a dream last night that Trevor Murdoch scored a goal for Holland in the European Championships. Don't know why he was there but he drilled a low first time shot past the opposition keeper. The assist was provided by a Robin Van Persie cross.

All I can say is:

HEH?

[Porky's Butthole]

Just last week, I dreamed that my wife was getting gang-banged by several former and current divas. Sunny, Victoria, Molly Holly and Mickie James.

See, I had just gotten home from work and heard some strange noises. I investigated it and I saw the greatest thing ever. The aforementioned orgy. Mickie noticed me standing there, jaw agape. She got up walked up to me, smiled and said:

"Sorry, you can't be here."

When I woke up, I looked at the Missus and said 'f*** all of you.'

She asked me wtf I was talking about and I shared my dream...

[Sana's got that SUPA LUV]

I had a dream where Randy Orton turned into one of those skaters from Jet Grind Radio and spray painted the ring, the announcer table, and John Cena. I remember him grinding down the edge of the ramp with Super Brother playing in the background. After he tagged all those things, he skated away into the back, laughing with a high pitched voice while Cena threw a fit.

Okay, so it's not THAT weird, but the high pitched laugh made him sound like Shion from Higurashi and that was freaky...

[Alucard]

Jul 11, 2008 23:50:18 GMT -5 Sana's got that SUPA LUV said:

I had a dream where Randy Orton turned into one of those skaters from Jet Grind Radio and spray painted the ring, the announcer table, and John Cena. I remember him grinding down the edge of the ramp with Super Brother playing in the background. After he tagged all those things, he skated away into the back, laughing with a high pitched voice while Cena threw a fit.

Okay, so it's not THAT weird, but the high pitched laugh made him sound like Shion from Higurashi and that was freaky...

Sweet.

[Sana's got that SUPA LUV]

Jul 12, 2008 0:04:52 GMT -5 Alucard said:

Jul 11, 2008 23:50:18 GMT -5 Sana's got that SUPA LUV said:

I had a dream where Randy Orton turned into one of those skaters from Jet Grind Radio and spray painted the ring, the announcer table, and John Cena. I remember him grinding down the edge of the ramp with Super Brother playing in the background. After he tagged all those things, he skated away into the back, laughing with a high pitched voice while Cena threw a fit.

Okay, so it's not THAT weird, but the high pitched laugh made him sound like Shion from Higurashi and that was freaky...

Sweet.

Yeah, now that I think about it, I think it would be really cool if Orton did pick up that gimmick. Not the laugh though. The laugh would just be really creepy and odd for a skater wearing bright clothes and listening to hip hop.

[twiggy101]

Jul 11, 2008 20:44:13 GMT -5 @shiranui said:

That dream sounds even more bizarre than the one I had about a scantily clad Mickie James (I have no idea why she appeared since she isn't even my favorite WWE diva, but oh well), myself and an acoustic guitar.

Basically, we were sitting in what seemed to be her bedroom, and she wanted me to play something on the guitar but didn't say exactly what. So, I improvised a random short melody hoping that it would be of some use, but she apparently disliked it and proceeded to throw me out since I didn't play what she wanted.

Even in my dreams, I still manage to fail horribly in my encounters with the ladies...

I had a dream with Mickie James as well. There was going to be a match between Mickie James and I and if I win, I get to do her. I lost but I get to do her anyways.

That's why I hate dreams. They aren't real.