Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:09:09 GMT -5
Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 17, 2008 19:09:09 GMT -5
I just walked across the room to the kitchen to get my burritos out of the microwave, and I hit my little toe on the couch. It hurts  |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:09:52 GMT -5
Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 17, 2008 19:09:52 GMT -5
Hop around on your other foot and swear a lot. Trust me, it helps.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:10:28 GMT -5
Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 17, 2008 19:10:28 GMT -5
One step ahead of you, man.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:19:57 GMT -5
Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jul 17, 2008 19:19:57 GMT -5
Is it bleeding? Does the nailbed look weird?
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:20:39 GMT -5
Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 17, 2008 19:20:39 GMT -5
One step ahead of you, man. You are good. |
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:22:42 GMT -5
Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 17, 2008 19:22:42 GMT -5
Is it bleeding? Does the nailbed look weird? Nah, it's not that bad. It just hurts kinda and I'm bitching  I'm very clumsy. |
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:23:50 GMT -5
Post by Shy Guy on Jul 17, 2008 19:23:50 GMT -5
do the hokey pokey
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:25:39 GMT -5
Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 17, 2008 19:25:39 GMT -5
...that sounds like a good idea.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:27:11 GMT -5
Post by The Ichi on Jul 17, 2008 19:27:11 GMT -5
I'm always hurting my toes/toe nails, and I have no problem admiting that I scream like a bitch. I think I'd rather suffer testicular injuries, I HATE hurting my toes.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:27:38 GMT -5
Post by Zombie Mod on Jul 17, 2008 19:27:38 GMT -5
uhm throw something....... sorry thats what a chef told me, stub your toe throw something.... mind you that was his advice for nearly everything, drink more was his other bit of advice.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:27:56 GMT -5
Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Jul 17, 2008 19:27:56 GMT -5
I just walked across the room to the kitchen to get my burritos out of the microwave, and I hit my little toe on the couch. It hurts pics or gtfo |
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:36:08 GMT -5
Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 17, 2008 19:36:08 GMT -5
I just walked across the room to the kitchen to get my burritos out of the microwave, and I hit my little toe on the couch. It hurts pics or gtfo   |
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:39:21 GMT -5
Post by Rube on Jul 17, 2008 19:39:21 GMT -5
I got stabbed today. Seriously.
F your toe, dawg.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:41:02 GMT -5
Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 17, 2008 19:41:02 GMT -5
Yeah that does kinda outweigh my toe. I'm bad at perspective, though.
How/why did you get stabbed, exactly?
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:46:17 GMT -5
Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Jul 17, 2008 19:46:17 GMT -5
that made me cackle like a lunatic. your toe sucks |
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:48:03 GMT -5
Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 17, 2008 19:48:03 GMT -5
Yeah, my toe really does suck. It loves to get in the way of large, heavy objects when I'm walking.
Stupid toe.
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:49:45 GMT -5
Post by Rube on Jul 17, 2008 19:49:45 GMT -5
Yeah that does kinda outweigh my toe. I'm bad at perspective, though. How/why did you get stabbed, exactly? My girlfriend's gangbanger ex-boyfriend wasn't pleased that a punk ass white boy was dating is hoe, yo. |
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:50:06 GMT -5
Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 17, 2008 19:50:06 GMT -5
Word, son.
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:55:57 GMT -5
Post by Rube on Jul 17, 2008 19:55:57 GMT -5
The good news is I'll have a bitchin' scar on mah bellay.  |
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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OWMYTOE
Jul 17, 2008 19:57:14 GMT -5
Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 17, 2008 19:57:14 GMT -5
Psh, you know scars get you all the chicks.
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