Post by strykerdarksilence on Jul 5, 2008 4:19:52 GMT -5
Well yesterday I was chatting with eJm over MSN messenger and he asked me what my fiance's daughter, who I have over the past year indoctrinated into wrestling, thought of the Diva's belt. So impressed was he with her response I asked her to write her opinions about WWE down. She wasn't sure how much to write and said she would do more if people asked, but I don't know how likely that is.
Just some explanations. The main body of the writing is her, anything in parentheses is me clarifying something where I don't think she comes across very well. She normally is brighter than this when writing, but was nervous about me posting it on the site and isn't too well up on wrestling on the whole so she wrote it quite basically. "Chris" as referred to in the writing, is me. She is a huge CM Punk and Shimmer fan.
And she is 12, so be nice!
Raw
I love that CM Punk is champion now,(she is a massive Punk fan after she saw selected matches from my DVD collection) I think he is really hot and he does really cool stuff in the ring. It made him look clever that he beat Edge after Batista had bombed him, and Edge deserved it anyway because they had him cheat so CM Punk lost on ECW (costing him the ECW title). I think CM Punk should fight JBL more, because people like to boo him (JBL) and they made CM Punk look really good winning over him. JBL is bigger, but CM Punk is a better wrestler and it makes sense he will win a tough match, but not too tough or I won’t watch it. (I don’t let her or her brother see anything too violent or intense)
Y2J is better as a bad wrestler (mean, melancholy heel she meant there), I don’t like it when he tells jokes too much. He makes me want to see Shawn Michaels beat him. In the story Shawn didn’t want to beat Ric Flair, but Ric told him to, so Shawn didn’t do anything bad. I didn’t get the Ric Flair story at first (the retirement angle) but Chris showed me him wrestling from before he (meaning me) was born and told me that all the wrestlers learned from him, and it was my favourite story ever in WWE. I was sad when Ric Flair left, but happy they had his old tag teams and people he fought with him to say bye. Chris cried at it too, so I know it was a big thing. Now Batista is on Raw, I like this story even more because I don’t know what they are going to do. Lance Cade is in it too, but I didn’t know why until Chris told me Shawn trained him. I like when they have real things in wrestling, but don’t really like Lance Cade, he was boring before and I liked when Trevor Murdock (you all know who she means there
) was singing. I think Y2J was a good IC belt winner, and didn’t want him to lose it. Kofi Kingson is ok, but I don’t think he is as good as Y2J so I don’t want him to have the belt.
I like Cody Roads and his new partner. I can’t spell his name, but Chris told me his Dad was a big wrestler before I was born. They looked clever when they tricked Hardcore Holly, and Cody Roads is hot too, but not as hot as CM Punk. I want Paul London and Brian Kendric to wrestle them, but one of them is on Smackdown now so I don’t know who they will fight.
Micky James is so cool, so is Katie Lee Burchill and Beth. I like that they wrestle like the men, and Chris lets me watch them because they don’t act dumb or nasty like the other girls on Raw (I don’t let her watch anything aimed at horny teenagers or the bimbo wrestlers because of the bad image it would give her) I wish they would let the girls fight more.
ECW
I hate Mark Henry. He is slow and doesn’t win much. I don’t know why they made him win against Kane or Big Show. I hope somebody else gets the belt. Chris told me all about Tommy Dreamer in old ECW so I want him to win the belt. I don’t want to see Mark Henry fight much.
I love Matt Hardy. He is like 5 on my list of hot wrestlers (Behind Punk, Cody, Morrison, and Jeff I think). I like that he beat MVP, but I also want him to be ECW or WWE champion soon, so maybe he could have both belts, but I don’t know if they are allowed that. He always is fun to watch and is like CM Punk, a smart fighter who can win against the big men.
I love John Morrison. Miz is ok I think. They are a good tag team and always are fun to watch. I really liked their match against Matt and Jeff on Raw last week, but I wanted Matt and Jeff to win. I know John Morrison used to be ECW champion and think he will be ECW or WWE champion again soon. I love when he spins on his hands and does moves like that (Morrison’s capioera stuff). He is like Shawn Michaels only he doesn’t make me like him as much. (He isn’t as good at convincing her).
I really want Colin Delaney to win against some bad guys. Maybe he could have the US belt and Matt Hardy could win the ECW belt.
Mike Adamlee isn’t very good. I didn’t know what he was saying at first (she didn’t understand because of his mistakes). Chris said he wasn’t very good at talking about the matches, and I agree. I like Michael Cole. Tazz is funny. Jerry the King is rude and I hate him. Chris says he is worse in the bits I don’t watch (The diva crap I edit out, when he goes on about puppies and other stupid innuendos) so I want him to go.
Smackdown
I love Triple H. He is good at everything on tv. I love Jeff Hardy too, he’s really hot and does all those flying moves. I want to see them fight for the WWE belt. I don’t mind who wins, but Jeff Hardy hasn’t had it before, so I would like him to have it soon. I was very sad when his house was burned down. Chris gave some money to a charity for him (After the house fire, his girlfriend posted on his myspace not to donate to them, but to give to an animal shelter, Aimee really wanted to do something to help so I donated a little bit for her).
Edge is a good bad wrestler (good heel). I like seeing him lose when he cheats. I think Vicky is ok, the crowd boos, so she is good at that, but I hate it when they kiss, it is horrible. Chris told me about Eddy and why Vicky is on Smackdown, so I don’t like that they have her with a guy when Eddy died. Edge is a good one for Triple H or Jeff Hardy to fight.
I like Undertaker, although his slow walking to matches is boring. He has good fights and is very fast (she added later that she means for a guy his size). Chris has only just started to tell me about wrestling, but I know he will come back and fight Edge, because that is what wrestlers do.
Chris showed me the Diva’s belt today. I think it is really pretty, but not good for wrestling. If like America’s Next Top Model wanted a prize, that would be good for it, but its too pretty for wrestling. I think Natalya and Victoria are really cool like the girls on Raw. I want them to fight the Raw girls more. I saw Kelly Kelly once and she was a bad wrestler. I think I could do better than her and I only know silly things Chris showed me, although I did hurt him one time (gave me Sweet Chin Music, SQUARE IN THE MOUTH! I walked around with a fat lip for about 2 days). Chris says Kelly Kelly does bad stuff though so I don’t want to see her again (I personally hate all the expose and stripping bimbo crap myself, and certainly won’t show it to a 13 year old). I want WWE to get the Shimmer girls, who are all REALLY cool. I want to be like Sara Del Rey or Wesna Busic if I learn to wrestle.
I like the TNA and ROH and other stuff that Chris has showed me too. I want WWE to get AJ Styles, Sting, James Storm, the guy with the green mask from ROH who runs around (Delirious), Austin Aries and Samoa Joe too.
Just some explanations. The main body of the writing is her, anything in parentheses is me clarifying something where I don't think she comes across very well. She normally is brighter than this when writing, but was nervous about me posting it on the site and isn't too well up on wrestling on the whole so she wrote it quite basically. "Chris" as referred to in the writing, is me. She is a huge CM Punk and Shimmer fan.
And she is 12, so be nice!
Raw
I love that CM Punk is champion now,(she is a massive Punk fan after she saw selected matches from my DVD collection) I think he is really hot and he does really cool stuff in the ring. It made him look clever that he beat Edge after Batista had bombed him, and Edge deserved it anyway because they had him cheat so CM Punk lost on ECW (costing him the ECW title). I think CM Punk should fight JBL more, because people like to boo him (JBL) and they made CM Punk look really good winning over him. JBL is bigger, but CM Punk is a better wrestler and it makes sense he will win a tough match, but not too tough or I won’t watch it. (I don’t let her or her brother see anything too violent or intense)
Y2J is better as a bad wrestler (mean, melancholy heel she meant there), I don’t like it when he tells jokes too much. He makes me want to see Shawn Michaels beat him. In the story Shawn didn’t want to beat Ric Flair, but Ric told him to, so Shawn didn’t do anything bad. I didn’t get the Ric Flair story at first (the retirement angle) but Chris showed me him wrestling from before he (meaning me) was born and told me that all the wrestlers learned from him, and it was my favourite story ever in WWE. I was sad when Ric Flair left, but happy they had his old tag teams and people he fought with him to say bye. Chris cried at it too, so I know it was a big thing. Now Batista is on Raw, I like this story even more because I don’t know what they are going to do. Lance Cade is in it too, but I didn’t know why until Chris told me Shawn trained him. I like when they have real things in wrestling, but don’t really like Lance Cade, he was boring before and I liked when Trevor Murdock (you all know who she means there
) was singing. I think Y2J was a good IC belt winner, and didn’t want him to lose it. Kofi Kingson is ok, but I don’t think he is as good as Y2J so I don’t want him to have the belt.I like Cody Roads and his new partner. I can’t spell his name, but Chris told me his Dad was a big wrestler before I was born. They looked clever when they tricked Hardcore Holly, and Cody Roads is hot too, but not as hot as CM Punk. I want Paul London and Brian Kendric to wrestle them, but one of them is on Smackdown now so I don’t know who they will fight.
Micky James is so cool, so is Katie Lee Burchill and Beth. I like that they wrestle like the men, and Chris lets me watch them because they don’t act dumb or nasty like the other girls on Raw (I don’t let her watch anything aimed at horny teenagers or the bimbo wrestlers because of the bad image it would give her) I wish they would let the girls fight more.
ECW
I hate Mark Henry. He is slow and doesn’t win much. I don’t know why they made him win against Kane or Big Show. I hope somebody else gets the belt. Chris told me all about Tommy Dreamer in old ECW so I want him to win the belt. I don’t want to see Mark Henry fight much.
I love Matt Hardy. He is like 5 on my list of hot wrestlers (Behind Punk, Cody, Morrison, and Jeff I think). I like that he beat MVP, but I also want him to be ECW or WWE champion soon, so maybe he could have both belts, but I don’t know if they are allowed that. He always is fun to watch and is like CM Punk, a smart fighter who can win against the big men.
I love John Morrison. Miz is ok I think. They are a good tag team and always are fun to watch. I really liked their match against Matt and Jeff on Raw last week, but I wanted Matt and Jeff to win. I know John Morrison used to be ECW champion and think he will be ECW or WWE champion again soon. I love when he spins on his hands and does moves like that (Morrison’s capioera stuff). He is like Shawn Michaels only he doesn’t make me like him as much. (He isn’t as good at convincing her).
I really want Colin Delaney to win against some bad guys. Maybe he could have the US belt and Matt Hardy could win the ECW belt.
Mike Adamlee isn’t very good. I didn’t know what he was saying at first (she didn’t understand because of his mistakes). Chris said he wasn’t very good at talking about the matches, and I agree. I like Michael Cole. Tazz is funny. Jerry the King is rude and I hate him. Chris says he is worse in the bits I don’t watch (The diva crap I edit out, when he goes on about puppies and other stupid innuendos) so I want him to go.
Smackdown
I love Triple H. He is good at everything on tv. I love Jeff Hardy too, he’s really hot and does all those flying moves. I want to see them fight for the WWE belt. I don’t mind who wins, but Jeff Hardy hasn’t had it before, so I would like him to have it soon. I was very sad when his house was burned down. Chris gave some money to a charity for him (After the house fire, his girlfriend posted on his myspace not to donate to them, but to give to an animal shelter, Aimee really wanted to do something to help so I donated a little bit for her).
Edge is a good bad wrestler (good heel). I like seeing him lose when he cheats. I think Vicky is ok, the crowd boos, so she is good at that, but I hate it when they kiss, it is horrible. Chris told me about Eddy and why Vicky is on Smackdown, so I don’t like that they have her with a guy when Eddy died. Edge is a good one for Triple H or Jeff Hardy to fight.
I like Undertaker, although his slow walking to matches is boring. He has good fights and is very fast (she added later that she means for a guy his size). Chris has only just started to tell me about wrestling, but I know he will come back and fight Edge, because that is what wrestlers do.
Chris showed me the Diva’s belt today. I think it is really pretty, but not good for wrestling. If like America’s Next Top Model wanted a prize, that would be good for it, but its too pretty for wrestling. I think Natalya and Victoria are really cool like the girls on Raw. I want them to fight the Raw girls more. I saw Kelly Kelly once and she was a bad wrestler. I think I could do better than her and I only know silly things Chris showed me, although I did hurt him one time (gave me Sweet Chin Music, SQUARE IN THE MOUTH! I walked around with a fat lip for about 2 days). Chris says Kelly Kelly does bad stuff though so I don’t want to see her again (I personally hate all the expose and stripping bimbo crap myself, and certainly won’t show it to a 13 year old). I want WWE to get the Shimmer girls, who are all REALLY cool. I want to be like Sara Del Rey or Wesna Busic if I learn to wrestle.
I like the TNA and ROH and other stuff that Chris has showed me too. I want WWE to get AJ Styles, Sting, James Storm, the guy with the green mask from ROH who runs around (Delirious), Austin Aries and Samoa Joe too.
