Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 22, 2008 14:49:03 GMT -5
Was everybody trying to screw you over? Nah, I got out before the Mods' fury broke out.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jul 22, 2008 14:53:35 GMT -5
Just to be fair, I was a supporter of the nWWWo back when. Man, I'm getting old. 4 life, baby!
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jul 22, 2008 14:57:13 GMT -5
The mere fact that someone had the nerve to edit our logo and eventualy replace it with bunnies and fat guys fuels my heelish rage. Were we really that dangerous?
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jul 22, 2008 15:24:36 GMT -5
The mere fact that someone had the nerve to edit our logo and eventualy replace it with bunnies and fat guys fuels my heelish rage. Were we really that dangerous? *The scene changes to a blackened room...only a few lights create the silloettes of two men in front of the camera. The lights flash on, and the ULTIMATE WARRIAHBANE and ULTIMATE RENEGADE are revealed! The Warriahbane's face is a mask of pain, rage, and sadness. His body is covered with burns, and upon his head there is a large lump. His head, it should be mentioned, shines with sweat as it has been shaven completely bald, as is the Renegade's as well. The Warriahbane lifts his huge arms to the heaven and slowly pumps them down towards himself.* Me: RRRRRrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! WARRIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Strangely, instantly...the hair on both men's heads is restored!!! The Warriah pumps and flexes and snorts and snarls into the camera.* Me: "Tank Syxx-Pac!! You dared to attack the ULTIMATE WARRIAHBANE!!! For that, I can not let these gate remain unheeded! For the night skies have become red as broccoli and the Gods of the sky tremble in the words the we hold so DEAR!!! SYXX-PAC!!!! The days of foot powder medication come from within where parts unknown heed the dvd covers of Superman and Batman Forever Reborn!!!! When you struck my head, it made me MAAAADDDDD! And when WARRIAHBANE gets mad, no dog is safe from the pencil case that is my SHORTS!!!!!! We hold these truths to be self evident, SYXX-PAC, an when you break those truths, only the falsehoods come to pass within PARTS UNKNOOOOOOOOWN!! Soon you and all your WCWO buddies shall tremble at our names! The spaceship will come down and you will be ON IT!!!!!! ON IT!!!! The moderators already caused your suffering to equal that of the color maroon, and when you go to bed tonight you will see PALE HORSE and SE7EN and they will look upon you with dread as your destiny nears it's EEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!!!! *The WARRIAHBANE stands up, snarls and snorts and heads to the back of the room, were there is an old metal locker with Tank's picture on the door.* Me: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WARRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *The Warriah smashes the the picture with his fist, completely annhillating the entire locker, and putting a 2 foot hole in the brick wall behind it, so powerful is the Warriah's juice induced fury! With his rage momentarily quelled, the Warriah stomps around in the background, continuing to growl and snort as he waits for his friend, the RENEGADE to give his promo.*
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Post by The Tank on Jul 22, 2008 15:50:45 GMT -5
Can I be the loveable comedy heel that keeps trying to join? You can be the Bret Hart of the group, now that I have resigned from that position. First off, come on, CHIKARAmigo, there's no need to quit. Second, if you're gonna be the comedy heel that keeps trying to join, then congratulations, you're officially Disco Inferno.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 22, 2008 15:52:12 GMT -5
You can be the Bret Hart of the group, now that I have resigned from that position. First off, come on, CHIKARAmigo, there's no need to quit. Second, if you're gonna be the comedy heel that keeps trying to join, then congratulations, you're officially Disco Inferno. Eh, it's for the best. Plus, I was starting to sour on the whole idea. Oh, and the beat-down has already occured.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jul 22, 2008 15:53:36 GMT -5
CHIKARA, I know we've had our problems in the past about the puns, but you wanna start a red and black group?
WcWO RED!
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,087
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 22, 2008 15:54:12 GMT -5
CHIKARA, I know we've had our problems in the past about the puns, but you wanna start a red and black group? WcWO RED! No, I'm freelance now.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jul 22, 2008 15:55:59 GMT -5
Shoulda said yes...
Roddy Piper just delivered the classic line about bubble-gum...you got one last chance to rethink it...between the two of us, we could take them down.
Like I said, I was a supporter of the nWWWo a decade ago...I've already got experience with this thing.
(see's a new penny on the floor)
Oh! Look! A sparkly!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 22, 2008 16:33:13 GMT -5
In a way, reading this thread for me is a lot like looking at my high school yearbook, seeing some of the hairstyles and clothing choices and going " what were we thinking."
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Post by The Tank on Jul 22, 2008 16:43:43 GMT -5
In a way, reading this thread for me is a lot like looking at my high school yearbook, seeing some of the hairstyles and clothing choices and going " what were we thinking." Oh, don't worry. There's a pretty good chance that we're done come this weekend.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 22, 2008 16:45:50 GMT -5
Nah I wasn't insulting it, just reminiscing n shit.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 22, 2008 16:47:14 GMT -5
Nah I wasn't insulting it, just reminiscing n crap. Either way, we're probably going to be finished this weekend. It's all running on this week's WCR.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jul 22, 2008 16:56:53 GMT -5
Wow, and I thought I was negative.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jul 22, 2008 17:08:02 GMT -5
Nah I wasn't insulting it, just reminiscing n crap. Either way, we're probably going to be finished this weekend. It's all running on this week's WCR. Oh come on! Blade won't let us down! And if he does, then... well, the point is I'm not ready to quit!
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jul 22, 2008 17:09:59 GMT -5
Hey...I think I have a wild idea...and if you think I'm going to say it out loud you're sorely mistaken.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jul 22, 2008 22:39:15 GMT -5
The mere fact that someone had the nerve to edit our logo and eventualy replace it with bunnies and fat guys fuels my heelish rage. Were we really that dangerous? *The scene changes to a blackened room...only a few lights create the silloettes of two men in front of the camera. The lights flash on, and the ULTIMATE WARRIAHBANE and ULTIMATE RENEGADE are revealed! The Warriahbane's face is a mask of pain, rage, and sadness. His body is covered with burns, and upon his head there is a large lump. His head, it should be mentioned, shines with sweat as it has been shaven completely bald, as is the Renegade's as well. The Warriahbane lifts his huge arms to the heaven and slowly pumps them down towards himself.* Me: RRRRRrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! WARRIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Strangely, instantly...the hair on both men's heads is restored!!! The Warriah pumps and flexes and snorts and snarls into the camera.* Me: "Tank Syxx-Pac!! You dared to attack the ULTIMATE WARRIAHBANE!!! For that, I can not let these gate remain unheeded! For the night skies have become red as broccoli and the Gods of the sky tremble in the words the we hold so DEAR!!! SYXX-PAC!!!! The days of foot powder medication come from within where parts unknown heed the dvd covers of Superman and Batman Forever Reborn!!!! When you struck my head, it made me MAAAADDDDD! And when WARRIAHBANE gets mad, no dog is safe from the pencil case that is my SHORTS!!!!!! We hold these truths to be self evident, SYXX-PAC, an when you break those truths, only the falsehoods come to pass within PARTS UNKNOOOOOOOOWN!! Soon you and all your WCWO buddies shall tremble at our names! The spaceship will come down and you will be ON IT!!!!!! ON IT!!!! The moderators already caused your suffering to equal that of the color maroon, and when you go to bed tonight you will see PALE HORSE and SE7EN and they will look upon you with dread as your destiny nears it's EEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!!!! *The WARRIAHBANE stands up, snarls and snorts and heads to the back of the room, were there is an old metal locker with Tank's picture on the door.* Me: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WARRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *The Warriah smashes the the picture with his fist, completely annhillating the entire locker, and putting a 2 foot hole in the brick wall behind it, so powerful is the Warriah's juice induced fury! With his rage momentarily quelled, the Warriah stomps around in the background, continuing to growl and snort as he waits for his friend, the RENEGADE to give his promo.* WcWo what do youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....................................know! The RENEGADE is gettting mighty hurt and my bald head is mighty cold like the winter of the lawn gnomes who stand outside in the freezing winter cold! I finally must admit like the true barbaricly shaved man that I am that the WcWo numbers have gotten bigger and bigger and it has turned into an almighty empire ready to *chairshot* anything in sight! For once a blue moon ago which was the day of yester I was your Disciple! And tonight I shall make history by not coming to you to wage an epic war but to admit that you have crushed and weakened the souls of all the little WARRIAHS and RENEGADES! So I come to you tonight on this dark and rainy thundering lightning sky looking like a blue hell with a devil on a rampage demons throwing party blue hell sky in PEACE! You see the WARRIAH took me under his wing and we became the saviors of the Wrestlecrap Forum! We were the only two brave enough to step up against such a powerful and almighty force! But did the rest of Wrestlecrap take us on as their saviors and let us take the WcWo down!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The raging and manipulative gods of the nether world aka the mods decided to try and take you down on their own without the help of the powers of the WARRIAH and the RENEGADE! Now I see with my green and glowing eyes the talk of the disbandment of the WcWo because of what the mods have done and I ARHAHAHGHEHGAHEHAEHAEH AT THAT!!!!! If anyone was gonna take down the WcWo it was gonna be WARRIAH AND RENEGADE!!! Thats why tonight RENEGADE AND WARRIAH have chosen to ask the WolfPack Nash:primetime, Tank:Pac, and Aaron E Hall, and request that we join the fearless and destructive ranks of the WcWo. Now sure I know RENEGADES and WARRIAHs are not suppose to join new world orders! It wasn't done in the past but I choose that we break the rules down with our big steel chairs and join together as one! With the WARRIAH and RENEGADE power on the side of the WcWo nothing can stop the WcWo and we shall take down Wrestlecrap together!! Now if we are handed WcWo shirts from the WolfPack I shall rechristen myself as "RENEGADE DISCIPLE" DAVE and WARRIAH shall rechristen himself as "WcWo WARRIAHBANE" and together we will join the ranks of the WcWo as the "ULTIMATE HEEL CONNECTION" tag team!!!!! So WolfPack the dawns of time and space and the cards of gods are in your hands! Do you accept us into your powerful destructive fraternity or do you deny us!!!!! ??
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Post by The Tank on Jul 22, 2008 23:12:12 GMT -5
*The scene changes to a blackened room...only a few lights create the silloettes of two men in front of the camera. The lights flash on, and the ULTIMATE WARRIAHBANE and ULTIMATE RENEGADE are revealed! The Warriahbane's face is a mask of pain, rage, and sadness. His body is covered with burns, and upon his head there is a large lump. His head, it should be mentioned, shines with sweat as it has been shaven completely bald, as is the Renegade's as well. The Warriahbane lifts his huge arms to the heaven and slowly pumps them down towards himself.* Me: RRRRRrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! WARRIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Strangely, instantly...the hair on both men's heads is restored!!! The Warriah pumps and flexes and snorts and snarls into the camera.* Me: "Tank Syxx-Pac!! You dared to attack the ULTIMATE WARRIAHBANE!!! For that, I can not let these gate remain unheeded! For the night skies have become red as broccoli and the Gods of the sky tremble in the words the we hold so DEAR!!! SYXX-PAC!!!! The days of foot powder medication come from within where parts unknown heed the dvd covers of Superman and Batman Forever Reborn!!!! When you struck my head, it made me MAAAADDDDD! And when WARRIAHBANE gets mad, no dog is safe from the pencil case that is my SHORTS!!!!!! We hold these truths to be self evident, SYXX-PAC, an when you break those truths, only the falsehoods come to pass within PARTS UNKNOOOOOOOOWN!! Soon you and all your WCWO buddies shall tremble at our names! The spaceship will come down and you will be ON IT!!!!!! ON IT!!!! The moderators already caused your suffering to equal that of the color maroon, and when you go to bed tonight you will see PALE HORSE and SE7EN and they will look upon you with dread as your destiny nears it's EEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!!!! *The WARRIAHBANE stands up, snarls and snorts and heads to the back of the room, were there is an old metal locker with Tank's picture on the door.* Me: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WARRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *The Warriah smashes the the picture with his fist, completely annhillating the entire locker, and putting a 2 foot hole in the brick wall behind it, so powerful is the Warriah's juice induced fury! With his rage momentarily quelled, the Warriah stomps around in the background, continuing to growl and snort as he waits for his friend, the RENEGADE to give his promo.* WcWo what do youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....................................know! The RENEGADE is gettting mighty hurt and my bald head is mighty cold like the winter of the lawn gnomes who stand outside in the freezing winter cold! I finally must admit like the true barbaricly shaved man that I am that the WcWo numbers have gotten bigger and bigger and it has turned into an almighty empire ready to *chairshot* anything in sight! For once a blue moon ago which was the day of yester I was your Disciple! And tonight I shall make history by not coming to you to wage an epic war but to admit that you have crushed and weakened the souls of all the little WARRIAHS and RENEGADES! So I come to you tonight on this dark and rainy thundering lightning sky looking like a blue hell with a devil on a rampage demons throwing party blue hell sky in PEACE! You see the WARRIAH took me under his wing and we became the saviors of the Wrestlecrap Forum! We were the only two brave enough to step up against such a powerful and almighty force! But did the rest of Wrestlecrap take us on as their saviors and let us take the WcWo down!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The raging and manipulative gods of the nether world aka the mods decided to try and take you down on their own without the help of the powers of the WARRIAH and the RENEGADE! Now I see with my green and glowing eyes the talk of the disbandment of the WcWo because of what the mods have done and I ARHAHAHGHEHGAHEHAEHAEH AT THAT!!!!! If anyone was gonna take down the WcWo it was gonna be WARRIAH AND RENEGADE!!! Thats why tonight RENEGADE AND WARRIAH have chosen to ask the WolfPack Nash:primetime, Tank:Pac, and Aaron E Hall, and request that we join the fearless and destructive ranks of the WcWo. Now sure I know RENEGADES and WARRIAHs are not suppose to join new world orders! It wasn't done in the past but I choose that we break the rules down with our big steel chairs and join together as one! With the WARRIAH and RENEGADE power on the side of the WcWo nothing can stop the WcWo and we shall take down Wrestlecrap together!! Now if we are handed WcWo shirts from the WolfPack I shall rechristen myself as "RENEGADE DISCIPLE" DAVE and WARRIAH shall rechristen himself as "WcWo WARRIAHBANE" and together we will join the ranks of the WcWo as the "ULTIMATE HEEL CONNECTION" tag team!!!!! So WolfPack the dawns of time and space and the cards of gods are in your hands! Do you accept us into your powerful destructive fraternity or do you deny us!!!!! ?? Uh..............................tell ya what, crazy guys.............................. We'll think about it.............................. Until then.............................. *chairshots both of you* No more shenanigans.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jul 22, 2008 23:15:17 GMT -5
I gave you an official response in the original thread.
I'm gonna miss the insane promos, though.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jul 22, 2008 23:15:36 GMT -5
Oh, and *chairshot*
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