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Post by Alucard on Jul 22, 2008 23:26:32 GMT -5
Hey guys, my name is Vincent! It sucks to be me.  |
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jul 22, 2008 23:27:25 GMT -5
WcWo what do youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....................................know! The RENEGADE is gettting mighty hurt and my bald head is mighty cold like the winter of the lawn gnomes who stand outside in the freezing winter cold! I finally must admit like the true barbaricly shaved man that I am that the WcWo numbers have gotten bigger and bigger and it has turned into an almighty empire ready to *chairshot* anything in sight! For once a blue moon ago which was the day of yester I was your Disciple! And tonight I shall make history by not coming to you to wage an epic war but to admit that you have crushed and weakened the souls of all the little WARRIAHS and RENEGADES! So I come to you tonight on this dark and rainy thundering lightning sky looking like a blue hell with a devil on a rampage demons throwing party blue hell sky in PEACE! You see the WARRIAH took me under his wing and we became the saviors of the Wrestlecrap Forum! We were the only two brave enough to step up against such a powerful and almighty force! But did the rest of Wrestlecrap take us on as their saviors and let us take the WcWo down!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The raging and manipulative gods of the nether world aka the mods decided to try and take you down on their own without the help of the powers of the WARRIAH and the RENEGADE! Now I see with my green and glowing eyes the talk of the disbandment of the WcWo because of what the mods have done and I ARHAHAHGHEHGAHEHAEHAEH AT THAT!!!!! If anyone was gonna take down the WcWo it was gonna be WARRIAH AND RENEGADE!!! Thats why tonight RENEGADE AND WARRIAH have chosen to ask the WolfPack Nash:primetime, Tank:Pac, and Aaron E Hall, and request that we join the fearless and destructive ranks of the WcWo. Now sure I know RENEGADES and WARRIAHs are not suppose to join new world orders! It wasn't done in the past but I choose that we break the rules down with our big steel chairs and join together as one! With the WARRIAH and RENEGADE power on the side of the WcWo nothing can stop the WcWo and we shall take down Wrestlecrap together!! Now if we are handed WcWo shirts from the WolfPack I shall rechristen myself as "RENEGADE DISCIPLE" DAVE and WARRIAH shall rechristen himself as "WcWo WARRIAHBANE" and together we will join the ranks of the WcWo as the "ULTIMATE HEEL CONNECTION" tag team!!!!! So WolfPack the dawns of time and space and the cards of gods are in your hands! Do you accept us into your powerful destructive fraternity or do you deny us!!!!!  ??  Uh..............................tell ya what, crazy guys.............................. We'll think about it.............................. Until then.............................. *chairshots both of you* No more shenanigans. *The Warriah glares at Syxx-pac...takes the chair, still bent around his head...and with his roid power, rips it in two like tissue paper!!!!* Me: "RRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! SYXX-PAC! You have disobeyed the will of the WARRIAHBANE for the final time! Now you shall feel ULTIMATE PAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNN!" *Warriahbane rushes at Syxx-pac. However, the smaller, faster wrestler is able to dodge out of the way of his crushing arms and exit the ring. Unbeknownst to the monsterous WARRIAHBANE, he has actually grabbed and ripped up a ring post, tearing off all the ropes, and now squeezes it in a brutal bear hug. Aaron E. Hall's vicious chair shots slam against Warriahbane's back...and are completely ignored by the madman.* Me: "RAAAAAHHHHHH! Take the Syxx-Pac!! TAKE THAAAAT!! When flowers bloom over the moon's peaks of Arcadia, and the checks are all written, you will know only that the WARRIAHBANE and RENEGADE are not to be condemned to a life of petty crime and darkness! For when you fathom the depths of the ocean and dream of the goooooooooooods, you will see forever into ETERNITY!!!!!!" *Several Mods hit the ring and they begin yelling at Warriahbane to release the ring post. Eventually they are able to pry him off, and back him up with his equally insane partner.* Mod 1: "Ok you two...you've caused enough damage on this forum! From now on, you are officially ba..." Mod 2: "Whoa, hold up there...did you just see what this dumb gorilla just did? The guy's nuts! Who knows what sort of destruction he could do...I make car and house payments, man!" Mod 1: *Looks over the devastation again* "Heh...er...maybe you're right...alright Warriahbane....Renegade...you'll be punished...punished like...Scott Steiner. We're giving you guys...1...no...make that 3 days off! Um, with pay of course!! No clear out of this ring!!" *The two giant madmen growl and grumble, but leave the ring peacefully.* |
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