Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
Posts: 5,528
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jul 22, 2008 13:14:22 GMT -5
People who lick their fingers before turning the papers in whatever they are reading. I don't know why but it pisses me off.
And when you ask people who are chewing on something a question and they make a show of trying to swallow before answering. It's so !#&%¤% annoying. Just talk with the food in your mouth for heaven sake.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,319
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 22, 2008 13:18:41 GMT -5
People that call in sick on Mondays because of "migraines" when you saw them drinking champagne out of a woman's boot 2am on Sunday Morning.
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pks
Don Corleone
Is against Geoffrey, smurfing and admin favoritism.
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Post by pks on Jul 22, 2008 13:19:37 GMT -5
Cell phones.
People.
On them.
In public places
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Post by The Tank on Jul 22, 2008 13:19:52 GMT -5
I hate it when people complain about stuff.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 22, 2008 13:24:23 GMT -5
People who smack on food.
Close your f***ing mouth.
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Max
Hank Scorpio
Played Radar on M*A*S*H
im smokin skunk and poppin the truck to make me feel good
Posts: 5,374
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Post by Max on Jul 22, 2008 13:25:50 GMT -5
Cell phones. People. On them. In public places Then whats the point of a Cell Phone? Unless you mean like movies. Then OK. |
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default
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
Posts: 17,056
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Post by default on Jul 22, 2008 14:06:37 GMT -5
People who have no idea how to handle a cart through a crowded store. Running into ankles, heading against traffic, parking in major paths just to walk down an uncrowded aisle because they fear wasting time trying to get the cart back out or something... I mean, it's not rocket science. I've been pushing carts through stores since I was 12. Also, the people who grab a cart in a crowded store and then proceed to check out with nothing in it except the baby seat in the front. Now I got no problem if you're a little old lady or man, but if not... JUST GRAB A STINKING HANDBASKET.
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
Posts: 2,953
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Post by Indigocrates on Jul 22, 2008 14:29:10 GMT -5
People saying "Annnndddd....Uhhhhh" ad nauseam (Sp?) during a conversation.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Jul 22, 2008 14:32:32 GMT -5
People who play with their gum, twirling it on their finger etc. It's f***ing gum, leave it in your mouth and chew goddammit  |
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Batman
Don Corleone
I am Batman.
Posts: 1,628
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Post by Batman on Jul 22, 2008 14:33:20 GMT -5
People who walk too slowly, or worse, walk slowly side by side with other slow walkers so they form a human wall of slowness I can't get around.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,350
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 22, 2008 14:34:29 GMT -5
People who drum their fingers on a desk (for an alternative annoyance, drink cans or paper cups can act as a replacement for fingers).
People using their cell phones and becoming COMPLETELY oblivious to anyone around them. I was out shopping the other day when this woman was stood right infront of the entrance to a store I needed to go in, yapping away to her phone. So after a few polite "excuse me" attempts, I just squeezed by her, which caused her to shoot me the dirtiest look I've ever seen. Yeah lady, I'm sorry to be an inconvienience.
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jul 22, 2008 15:07:11 GMT -5
People who lick their fingers before turning the papers in whatever they are reading. I don't know why but it pisses me off. And when you ask people who are chewing on something a question and they make a show of trying to swallow before answering. It's so !#&%¤% annoying. Just talk with the food in your mouth for heaven sake. Technically it's quite rude to speak with your mouth full. You could choke, spit food, or for that matter show the person the food in your mouth. Here's your solution Around 2:05. |
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Post by demolitionfan on Jul 22, 2008 15:32:46 GMT -5
Cell phones. People. On them. In public places seconded.especially when someone cuts you off during an in person talk to answer the phone call. |
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Post by rogerworkman on Jul 22, 2008 15:40:59 GMT -5
I was at a welsh (I know, it starts off bad) restaurant the other day and the welsh waitress starts to tell me about how the japanese waitress has been stealing, and how she (the welsh lass) had said to the chinese owners how two countries were enough they didnt need a Japanese person there. Apparently the Japanese lady called her a welsh bitch.
Yeah, just what I ordered, Egg Foo Yung with a side of snide racism and professional misconduct. Great job, you really connected with your racist clientele only, oops, were english, so we're more inclined to side with the Japanese than take the side of the welsh. f*** off and bring me my springrolls.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Jul 22, 2008 15:41:11 GMT -5
Cell phones. People. On them. In public places seconded.especially when someone cuts you off during an in person talk to answer the phone call. I understand your point, but sometimes it's a necessary evil. For example, with my one job I was in management and was on call 24/7 so if I saw my work number on the phone, I had to answer it regardless of who I'm with, or what I was doing. |
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Post by Silent Brad on Jul 22, 2008 15:44:29 GMT -5
People who walk too slowly, or worse, walk slowly side by side with other slow walkers so they form a human wall of slowness I can't get around. THIS. I swear to god I must be the fastest walker on earth or something. |
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Post by Rorschach on Jul 23, 2008 0:09:14 GMT -5
Oh.....where do I begin?
Writing a check in the express lane....when your total is $5.98.
Holding up a checkout line because you need a foreign language speaking cashier (That one is gonna get me flamed the hell and back, but dammit....COURTESY says that whenever you go to a FOREIGN country, you learn the goddamn language....or at least enough to ask "How much" or "How Many" or "When is ___coming".....you know, the basics. Not doing that says that you believe your HOST country should cater to you. WRRRRRONG! This goes for Americans in foreign countries, too. Other places don't HAVE to speak English for our convenience, just as WE should not HAVE to speak other languages for immigrants/visitors)
Women who push baby strollers like they're in DEATH RACE 2000. i have been clipped by these broads enough times that I start to want to pull a Snitsky, and punt the goddamn carriage as hard, and as far, as I can.
People who bring their kids to a public store, and turn the wild bastards lose to raise all manner of hell and damnation.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jul 23, 2008 2:33:24 GMT -5
Not sure if it's a "habit" as such, but people who can't answer questions.
For example;
"Do you want me to wash your car while I have the stuff out for mine?"
"Well, the car is going in for it's service on tuesday and etc etc etc"
"So, do you want me to wash it?"
"Well, when I was going to work the other day"
"YES OR FREAKING NO?"
That conversation happened with nearly every question I asked my Mum when I lived with her.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Jul 23, 2008 3:17:16 GMT -5
People that call in sick on Mondays because of "migraines" when you saw them drinking champagne out of a woman's boot 2am on Sunday Morning. Outside of a movie I've never seen anybody drink booze out of a woman's shoe and being a foot fetishist I always wanted to try it. Sadly I don't know too many women who will let you pour stuff in their shoes.  |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jul 23, 2008 3:30:34 GMT -5
Loud eaters. I mean people that chew their food too loud, take loud gulps when they drink and I hate the sound of a metal fork or spoon brushing against teeth.
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