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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jul 23, 2008 16:31:19 GMT -5
You know the one, where the ugly, gangly kid sees the women in their underwear, then sees one he really likes, sprays on the body spray, and all of a sudden she sees him in his underwear? Are they saying that the spray will make you appear sexy? Because that is possibly the ugliest, skinniest, most prepubescent kid I've ever seen. Or are they saying that the spray will make up for these deficiencies. I'm hoping it's the second one, because if it's the first, it makes me worry that bulemia will become a lot more prevalent in men trying to make themselves into something so nasty. It makes me pray for another ice age, so that big, hairy guys will be the only ones left alive.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 23, 2008 16:33:20 GMT -5
Ew, big hairy guys are gross though >_>
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 23, 2008 16:38:10 GMT -5
Ew, big hairy guys are gross though >_> HEY! That's just mean.  |
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Post by Millie D on Jul 23, 2008 16:39:26 GMT -5
its just another excuse for advertisers to use sex to sell crappy products...
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Post by Bullhead on Jul 23, 2008 16:40:19 GMT -5
The Axe commercials are not supposed to make sense. They're basically saying "Our product won't actually make you more desirable. In fact, all it will do is make you smell like a urinal at a portuguese cathouse. But buy it anyways. I mean, come on.......look at the hot chicks. Come on......."
At least that's what I get out of them.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 23, 2008 16:42:22 GMT -5
Ew, big hairy guys are gross though >_> HEY! That's just mean. Pshh you know I love you. Just not like that. Bears are just totally not my type at all.  |
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 23, 2008 16:42:43 GMT -5
Kids come in the store that I work at & spray themselves with this crap, acting like they're going to buy it. But since they're not, they are technically stealing & I tell them, "The commercial lies. You're not going to get girls that way. Now get out of my store before I bust you for stealing!"
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Post by bigHEADinc on Jul 23, 2008 16:44:45 GMT -5
As weird as this sounds, pay attention to the underwear. The final woman is wearing leopard print underwear and, when the camera shows the guy in his underwear, he is wearing zebra print underwear... They're trying to get a whole Predator/Prey thing with it (That's why she notices him at the end).
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 23, 2008 16:44:51 GMT -5
HEY! That's just mean. Pshh you know I love you. Just not like that. Bears are just totally not my type at all. Dude, you're good people. You may make crappers question their sexuality on a daily basis, but, that isn't your fault. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 23, 2008 17:02:18 GMT -5
Screw the commercial... I want the red head.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 23, 2008 17:20:40 GMT -5
Pshh you know I love you. Just not like that. Bears are just totally not my type at all. Dude, you're good people. You may make crappers question their sexuality on a daily basis, but, that isn't your fault. ...most of the time >_> Thanks though. So are you. |
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jul 23, 2008 18:17:23 GMT -5
HEY! That's just mean. Pshh you know I love you. Just not like that. Bears are just totally not my type at all. Colbert approves this statement.  |
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jul 23, 2008 18:22:22 GMT -5
Yeah, I think it's supposed to get girls to notice you. Who knows, just look at the hotties and hope Star Trek Comes back on.
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Post by demolitionfan on Jul 23, 2008 21:56:05 GMT -5
They need to do an ad where they tell you that no matter how much you spray on,if you don't shower you still stink.Guy at my job thinks axe is a substitute for soap.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Jul 23, 2008 22:23:25 GMT -5
They need to do an ad where they tell you that no matter how much you spray on,if you don't shower you still stink.Guy at my job thinks axe is a substitute for soap. Good old shower in a can. I've used it as a temporary shower replacement when I was running short on time, but I'm talking for like a 2-3 hour period. And for the record, I've had alot of chicks tell me I smell really good, and then be shocked when I tell them it's just Axe. So chicks love the smell of Axe. Hell, 2 weeks ago I had a chick say "If I was single, I would totally jump you right now, you smell that f***ing good" |
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Post by Annette on Jul 23, 2008 22:35:31 GMT -5
They show that stupid commercial at least 10 times during Raw and I can't STAND watching it. I always watch with my friend Lindsey and when it comes on, we close our eyes. "Ahhh, don't look, don't look! Scary underwear man!"
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Post by erisi236 on Jul 23, 2008 22:37:45 GMT -5
That guy looks like he has more abs then a normal human being, like they go from his belly to half way up his neck.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jul 23, 2008 22:40:20 GMT -5
The banana hammock doesn't help either.
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Post by Mac on Jul 23, 2008 22:40:49 GMT -5
Kid wears clothes....
Sprays on Axe...
Is in his underwear...
= Axe is toxic and melts clothes
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 23, 2008 23:42:42 GMT -5
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