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Post by ScottishProWrestling on Jul 24, 2008 19:03:42 GMT -5
So yea ive been attacked four times in a month by 4 different sets of gulls in the past month and now i have some living on the roof next door that have chicks just hatching... I cant even get out the house to put the bin out or get the bus/car/whatever, worst of all they are a protected species! Rats with wings i tell you! Anyone know how to kill them and had any similar experience?
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 24, 2008 19:04:27 GMT -5
Aresnic + Popcorn= Dead Seagulls.
-Edit: Say, is that legal?
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 24, 2008 19:24:22 GMT -5
The seagulls took my sister
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 24, 2008 19:25:11 GMT -5
The seagulls took my sister (Sighs) See, this is why something must be done. |
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 24, 2008 19:28:36 GMT -5
Kids go outside...seagulls are outside...12 go out....only 10 comeback...and 8 of those 10 only had 1 leg.
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Post by bubbles on Jul 24, 2008 19:33:05 GMT -5
I have seagulls on my roof. They knocked my satellite dish and the little one always crys because it can't fly, I want them all to go die or live somewhere else.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Jul 24, 2008 19:37:45 GMT -5
When my uncle fishes his nets there is one seagul that will land on the motor of his boat and hang out. He'll also eat anything you put on top of the motor for him, and fly and hover off the end of the boat waiting for you to put something else down.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jul 24, 2008 19:57:16 GMT -5
The seagulls took my sister (Sighs) See, this is why something must be done. Well, at least he isn't a priest, serving beats and cold wren salad for dinner. Because you know what's he'd say at grace? "Bless the beats and the chilled wren!" ;D |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 24, 2008 19:58:50 GMT -5
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jul 24, 2008 20:01:37 GMT -5
So yea ive been attacked four times in a month by 4 different sets of gulls in the past month and now i have some living on the roof next door that have chicks just hatching... I cant even get out the house to put the bin out or get the bus/car/whatever, worst of all they are a protected species! Rats with wings i tell you! Anyone know how to kill them and had any similar experience? Protected Species huh? Not to me.  |
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Post by charlie ford on Jul 24, 2008 20:16:15 GMT -5
since when are seagulls Protected Species ?
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jul 24, 2008 22:58:29 GMT -5
I'm going to train seagulls to attack random people, especially politicians.
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Post by ScottishProWrestling on Jul 25, 2008 14:49:48 GMT -5
since when are seagulls Protected Species ? Since the seagulls are a protected species act of 1345?  |
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jul 25, 2008 14:51:33 GMT -5
Feed them rice. The rice will expand when they swoop down and drink water. They'll explode apparently.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 25, 2008 15:01:59 GMT -5
Alfred Hitchcock was right!!
THE BIRDS!!!
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Jul 25, 2008 19:02:03 GMT -5
Since the seagulls are a protected species act of 1345? Those shifty Templars. |
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Post by AoDfan on Jul 25, 2008 19:15:14 GMT -5
Seagulls are protected? I know its not nice to intentionally kill them, but this is the first time I've heard of them being protected.
I used to work a bird hospital for Bald Eagles, but we'd take all birds. Seagull bit my left middle finger. It was like the worst paper cut I ever had.
Alcaseltzer(sp?) will pop their stomachs like balloons. How you get them to eat it...Crush it up and wad it up in a ball of bread?
Oh yeah views and jibba jabba from AoDfan are for entertainment purposes only. Intentionally following his instructions could get you in deep doodoo.
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Post by ScottishProWrestling on Jul 25, 2008 20:11:58 GMT -5
Id jst like to add that they are protected in Britain, i dont know about the States or elsewhere. Ive heard from some that the alcaseltzer/paracetemol thing works and that is doesn from others. I really do want them dead. I knacked my ankle trying to train a student on sunday night and im on crutches, managed to whack one today when it attacked.
Also it was indeed those shifty templars that protected the species in 1345, i hate those templars.
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