Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 8, 2008 18:44:12 GMT -5
Thought I'd post this, although it's reasonably likely to be mocked and/or shot down in flames by other posters.
SAS is one of my favourite microscopic UK promotions - they manage to book some top UK guys - Martin Stone, the Kartel, SPuD, and the possible number one UK only worker El Ligero (UK only in the sense no Japanese, Mexican or US dates, not that he doesn't work elsewhere in Europe) - I was at this card on Sunday, and with the help of some booze, really enjoyed the show.
The press release is a lot of fun, too, and illustrates how SAS manage to keep kayfabe, whilst tipping a wink to the smarter fans. Shame they draw about 100 to these shows, but then... that's a capacity crowd.
SAS is one of my favourite microscopic UK promotions - they manage to book some top UK guys - Martin Stone, the Kartel, SPuD, and the possible number one UK only worker El Ligero (UK only in the sense no Japanese, Mexican or US dates, not that he doesn't work elsewhere in Europe) - I was at this card on Sunday, and with the help of some booze, really enjoyed the show.
The press release is a lot of fun, too, and illustrates how SAS manage to keep kayfabe, whilst tipping a wink to the smarter fans. Shame they draw about 100 to these shows, but then... that's a capacity crowd.
From the offices of the SAS Press Corps:
SAS Wrestling Free Internet Broadcast of Campaign: "Call To Arms"
including debut of Johnny Kickpadz
06 - 07 - 08
SAS Wrestling saw a much-anticipated return to Pinner Green Social Club met with energy and enthusiasm, as SAS fans bore witness to sporting fervour, athletic competition, arrogance and passion mixed with liberal helpings of bumps and bruises. It also saw the debut of popular newcomer - JOHNNY KICKPADZ.
We at the Press Corps are pleased to announce that we have been given clearance by SAS Central Command to release footage of THE ENTIRE SHOW - yes, THE ENTIRE SHOW - via special transmission on the internet!
Click below to access these special files:
1 - Jake vs. "Gentlemen" Gilligan Gordon
"Gentleman" Gilligan Gordon has, of late, been hell-bent on denouncing the so-called "foreign" influences on SAS Wrestling, promoting British as the only worthy style of wrestling there is. Therefore, it was inevitable that he would find himself in direct confrontation with a man who represents everything diametrically opposed to
his view of the sport - the charismatic American with the shortest fuse in wrestling, Jake.
2 - "Hollywood" Matt Damien vs. Johnny Kickpadz
SAS fans get to witness a truly memorable debut from Johnny Kickpadz, who has trained himself from scratch on a trampoline in his back garden, has his own ring and has the fullest support from his parents, who believe he can make it to WWE, or TNA at least. "Hollywood" Matt Damien is out to prove that he is a contender in the singles division as his tag-team partner, "Playboy" Phil Bedwell, continues to recover from his alcohol addiction in rehab.
3 - El Ligero vs. "The Blessed Event" Martin Kirby
Hubba Bubba Lucha (El Ligero and Bubblegum) have a rich and storied history in SAS Wrestling, and, being the newest member of the Brotherhood, "The Blessed Event" Martin Kirby, is weighing in on the action, to prove himself to his brethren.
4 - Crazy In Pink vs. OTT
Those obnoxious boys from Over The Top (Brad "2" Flash and Marcus "Marky-Funk" Kool) come face-to-face with a new team unlike anything ever before seen in wrestling: Crazy In Pink, comprised of the flamboyant flamer, "The Real Man's Man" Julez Lambrini and the flame-headed, wooden fist-toting madman known only as the Red-
Haired Loon. This team was formed in the locker-room when the Loon came across his "friend", the wooden hand he calls "Mr. Fisto" which had been lost for months, in Lambrini's bag. "The Real Man's Man" agreed to return Mr. Fisto to the Loon, in exchange for forming a tag-team with him.
5 - Robby Victory vs. Prince Mohmed Ameen
The aristocrat from Gujurat, Prince Mohmed Ameen, puts his questionable "undefeated" streak on the line against a man who thus far has only one victory to his name - Robby Victory. The last time Victory was at Pinner Green Social Club, he emerged on the winning side for the first time alongside "The Guv'nor" Martin Stone in a tag match against
the villainous Team Charming ("Sadistic" Jack Storm & "The Human Hate Machine" Dave Moralez) - a prestigious scalp to claim. Can Victory keep the ball rolling?
6 - Constantine vs. Mad E. Blitz
The sinister, psychotic and brutal "messiah" of the Brotherhood makes his presence known, bringing his own particular brand of pain to yet another unfortunate individual.
7 - SpUd vs. "The Russian Nightmare" Radik Anenko (SAS United Kingdom Wrestling Championship)
Despite falling short in the past, Radik Anenko, as he made clear earlier this evening, is determined to secure his visa by proving he is the best in SAS Wrestling - and, naturally, that means going up against the United Kingdom Wrestling champion, SpUd.
If you enjoyed this show, it may interest you to know that SAS Wrestling DVDs are available via internet on www.thesuplex.com.
SAS WRESTLING: WE ARE THE ELITE.
SAS Wrestling Free Internet Broadcast of Campaign: "Call To Arms"
including debut of Johnny Kickpadz
06 - 07 - 08
SAS Wrestling saw a much-anticipated return to Pinner Green Social Club met with energy and enthusiasm, as SAS fans bore witness to sporting fervour, athletic competition, arrogance and passion mixed with liberal helpings of bumps and bruises. It also saw the debut of popular newcomer - JOHNNY KICKPADZ.
We at the Press Corps are pleased to announce that we have been given clearance by SAS Central Command to release footage of THE ENTIRE SHOW - yes, THE ENTIRE SHOW - via special transmission on the internet!
Click below to access these special files:
1 - Jake vs. "Gentlemen" Gilligan Gordon
"Gentleman" Gilligan Gordon has, of late, been hell-bent on denouncing the so-called "foreign" influences on SAS Wrestling, promoting British as the only worthy style of wrestling there is. Therefore, it was inevitable that he would find himself in direct confrontation with a man who represents everything diametrically opposed to
his view of the sport - the charismatic American with the shortest fuse in wrestling, Jake.
2 - "Hollywood" Matt Damien vs. Johnny Kickpadz
SAS fans get to witness a truly memorable debut from Johnny Kickpadz, who has trained himself from scratch on a trampoline in his back garden, has his own ring and has the fullest support from his parents, who believe he can make it to WWE, or TNA at least. "Hollywood" Matt Damien is out to prove that he is a contender in the singles division as his tag-team partner, "Playboy" Phil Bedwell, continues to recover from his alcohol addiction in rehab.
3 - El Ligero vs. "The Blessed Event" Martin Kirby
Hubba Bubba Lucha (El Ligero and Bubblegum) have a rich and storied history in SAS Wrestling, and, being the newest member of the Brotherhood, "The Blessed Event" Martin Kirby, is weighing in on the action, to prove himself to his brethren.
4 - Crazy In Pink vs. OTT
Those obnoxious boys from Over The Top (Brad "2" Flash and Marcus "Marky-Funk" Kool) come face-to-face with a new team unlike anything ever before seen in wrestling: Crazy In Pink, comprised of the flamboyant flamer, "The Real Man's Man" Julez Lambrini and the flame-headed, wooden fist-toting madman known only as the Red-
Haired Loon. This team was formed in the locker-room when the Loon came across his "friend", the wooden hand he calls "Mr. Fisto" which had been lost for months, in Lambrini's bag. "The Real Man's Man" agreed to return Mr. Fisto to the Loon, in exchange for forming a tag-team with him.
5 - Robby Victory vs. Prince Mohmed Ameen
The aristocrat from Gujurat, Prince Mohmed Ameen, puts his questionable "undefeated" streak on the line against a man who thus far has only one victory to his name - Robby Victory. The last time Victory was at Pinner Green Social Club, he emerged on the winning side for the first time alongside "The Guv'nor" Martin Stone in a tag match against
the villainous Team Charming ("Sadistic" Jack Storm & "The Human Hate Machine" Dave Moralez) - a prestigious scalp to claim. Can Victory keep the ball rolling?
6 - Constantine vs. Mad E. Blitz
The sinister, psychotic and brutal "messiah" of the Brotherhood makes his presence known, bringing his own particular brand of pain to yet another unfortunate individual.
7 - SpUd vs. "The Russian Nightmare" Radik Anenko (SAS United Kingdom Wrestling Championship)
Despite falling short in the past, Radik Anenko, as he made clear earlier this evening, is determined to secure his visa by proving he is the best in SAS Wrestling - and, naturally, that means going up against the United Kingdom Wrestling champion, SpUd.
If you enjoyed this show, it may interest you to know that SAS Wrestling DVDs are available via internet on www.thesuplex.com.
SAS WRESTLING: WE ARE THE ELITE.
