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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 12, 2005 10:25:11 GMT -5
(Tooms is in his office when all of a sudden....)
UC: "Awwwwwwwwwww......(busts in through the door) SNAP!!!!"
Tooms: "Ghhh!! Jeez, Ultimo! What are you trying to do? Send me back to the hospital with a coronary?"
UC: "Hmm? Oh, sorry about that. But you're gonna love the "Welcome Back" present I got for ya!."
Tooms: "A present? For me?"
UC: "You bet! You see, I've been thinking..."
Tooms: (Under his breath) "Try not to hurt yourself..."
UC: "I've been fooling around here long enough. I think it's about time for me to be in a title match."
Tooms: "You! You just got here two weeks ago! You've only wrestled twice! What makes you deserve a title shot when you haven't even been here long enough to get an entrance vid on the Toomi Tron?"
UC: "Fffffff!!! Bull pies! Who said I wanted one of those crummy title belts? Heaven forbid! No, what I'm saying is I think it's time to defend MY title here tonight against.........who am I facing again?"
Tooms: "Hold it, hold it. YOUR belt?
UC: "That's right!"
Tooms: "Oh this should be good. What title belt would this be?"
UC: "The Gene Rayburn Memorial Title Belt of course! Only the single most prestigious championship anyone in this business could ever hold! I jumped ship from my old fed over to here and brought the title with me, that way the most bestest title ever will be right here in the EWT! You're very welcome, by the way. You can thank me with a 75% bump in my salary."
Tooms: "I see. And what fed was this you defected from?"
UC: "The....uh....Big Fat Wrestling.....Whatsis....ummmm.....Of The Pacific North West................And Tibet."
Tooms: "The BFWWOTPNWAT?"
UC: "Oh, so you've heard of it?"
Tooms: "No, I haven't. Who was it you defeated to win this title?"
UC: "Uhhh.......Mike?"
Tooms: "Mike who?"
UC: "Mike........just Mike."
Tooms: "Fine. Let's see this belt of yours"
(UC zips open his hoodie to reveal a belt made of cardboard held together by electrical tape and ripped in several places. The designs are drawn in Sharpie marker and is decorated in glitter, smiley face stickers, and Christmas lights running on a battery pack. Only half the lights work.)
Tooms: (snorts) "Wow....that's quite....wow....."
UC: "Oh yeah, this belt is pretty suh-weet!"
Tooms: (Styfling a laugh) "Ok! Sure! You can put your belt on the line tonight in your match against Crowbar. Go right ahead. Knock yourself out! Please!"
UC: "Right on! Make sure your VCR is recording cuz tonight is going to be EWT history, poppy!"
(UC heads out the door as Tooms begins to roar with laughter.)
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Apr 12, 2005 10:52:13 GMT -5
The lights go out and grey smoke and lights come out, as “Personal Jesus” begins to play over the loudspeaker. Moxie and the silent woman make their way to the ring. Moxie is wearing his vintage grey pants, blue boots, and a ripped black shirt that says “Soothsayer: A Desperate Prayer”. He makes his way into the ring and squats in his corner. The silent woman holds onto his Tri-State Title, and he waits for Spanky.
Spanky’s Music hits and he charges down into the ring, and jumps at Moxie. They brawl on the ground a bit, and keep brawling until the ref pulls them off each other. The ref pushes them in their respective corners, and then calls for the bell, starting the match.
They meet in the center of the ring, and grapple. Spanky releases his grapple, and slaps Moxie across the face. Moxie checks his lip to see if he is bleeding, then hits a punch to the jaw of Spanky. They both continue with lefts and rights again, until the ref has to break them up. The ref pushes them both into their corners and demands to see some wrestling.
Moxie and Spanky tie-up, and Moxie moves behind Spanky, holding his hands around Spanky’s waist. Spanky goes for an elbow, but misses, and he rotates in Moxie’s Arms, and Moxie hits an overhead belly to belly suplex on Spanky, and sends him flying. Moxie gets back up, and locks in a head scissors on Spanky, as he is lying there. Moxie releases the hold and pulls Spanky back up, but Spanky hits a fist to Moxie’s stomach. Moxie is keeled over, and Spanky goes for a swinging neck breaker, and connects! Spanky moves Moxie to the center of the ring, and Spanky jumps to the outer part of the ring, and hits a springboard leg drop on Moxie. He again pulls Moxie up, and throws him into a corner. He climbs up and goes for 10 punches! The crowd pops until 8, when Moxie ducks his head under Spanky’s legs, and pulls Spanky off the turnbuckle. He hooks Spanky’s head and hits an Emerald Fusion!
Moxie is a little dazed, but Spanky is laid out on his back. Moxie comes up to Spanky and locks in a rear chin lock, working on the back of Spanky. Spanky powers up, and Moxie is forced to move his chin lock into a headlock, as Spanky gets to his feet. Spanky hits Moxie in the gut, and pushes him into the ropes. On the rebound, Spanky drops to the ground, and Moxie jumps over him. On the second rebound, Spanky hits Moxie with an arm drag… and another…. and another! Spanky goes for a quick pin, but only gets a 2 count. Spanky climbs to the top turnbuckle, as Moxie stirs up after the arm drags. Spanky hits a b-e-a-utiful vaulted rotating hurracanrana on Moxie, and then gets up and powers up for a huge pop from the crowd. Spanky runs to the ropes, and bounces of the top rope and hits a springboard split-legged moonsault on Moxie, and goes for the cover.
1…2…. And barely, Moxie kicks out.
Spanky can’t believe it, but he gets back up, and it looks like he could be going for a Shooting Star Press! Moxie slowly gets up though, and meets a punch to the abdomen of Spanky. Moxie hits Spanky a few more times, and climbs up to the turnbuckle with him. Moxie moves into position…<br> And hits the solo Spanish Fly!
Moxie is tired, but he picks Spanky up again, and hits a backbreaker, and holds him over his knee for a 4 count. He releases the hold, and pulls Spanky up once more. He pushes him into the ropes, and on the rebound, Spanky goes for a clothesline. Moxie ducks, and hits Spanky with a Lung Blower!
Spanky’s back is aching, and Moxie smiles. Moxie pulls Spanky up, but Spanky hits Moxie in the gut, Spanky bounces over the opposite ropes, and attempts a springboard hurracanrana! However, Moxie sees this coming, and pushes him over. Spanky does a back flip off Moxie’s shoulders, and runs into a stiff gut check boot. Moxie Hooks the arms of Spanky, pulls him onto his shoulders, and drops on his butt, delivering the Colt 45.
Moxie rolls Spanky over, and hits the pin, for the 1….2….3.
Moxie lifts Spanky up into his corner, and shakes his hand. He then receives his belt from the silent woman, and they walk down the ramp, into the back.
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Apr 12, 2005 10:59:08 GMT -5
<Shane Douglas moves right up to Moxie right after his match,>
SD: Moxie, how do you feel after what Billy Ubermark had to say about you?
<Moxie looks up at Shane, and says nothing.>
SW: You see it,s rather simple, Shane.
<The silent woman speaks after Moxie looks away.>
SW: Moxie doesn't need to deal with the crap that's being shat out of Ubermark's impure mouth. So, th Soothsayer has taken an oath of silence, until his match with Dave Davies is over. The Stairway to Heaven Match is one of the most brutal matches in EWT History. He needs to concentrate on that, and sacrifice the Virgin later.
<They walk away and Shane is astounded that she actually said something!>
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 12, 2005 18:40:39 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff heads towards the locker room of The Communists.*
I see you boys have been pretty busy as of late. Well, I have decided something for you. See, this Sunday is Mindless Self Indulgence Games & the 4 of you need some fun inside a barbed wire steel cage.
And your opponents will be them 7 days of the week fellas. And that generic championship belt you claim as your own. IT'S UP FOR GRABS!!! Understood?
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Post by THE Dinobot on Apr 12, 2005 20:04:46 GMT -5
A black screen with white lettering reads, and an annoucers voice reads:
"The following announcment was paid for by Marcel Adams and Marcel Adams Incorparated."
*Marcel Adams stands in a suit, behind a wall, covers in plaques, magazine covers and countless other things he's been award with through out his long and respect career.*
Hello. You know who I am, o no indrotuction is needed. But I would like to know who YOU are. You see, about a month or so, I retired. Yes, I shall remain this way. But that doesn't mean I still cant be a part of the best sport and company of all time, the EWT. It's all worked out with those in charge. In a few days, the first installment of 'The Legend's Corner' will be taken place. I'm a leged. Now I'm asking, for some of you young and up and coming legends to help an old man out and just talk for a bit. I garantee, there will be no physical contact between myself and any of the guest. So, who wants to be first? Mr. Toomi?...Davies?.....Old Commie buddies?...apeguy?...Doesn't matter, you're all welcomed.
Thank you for this oppertunity, and may Buddah bless you all. Good night.
BK: Does anyone really want to be on? If so, just let me know. If not, I can just talk to myself and look like an idiot (as usual.)
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Post by jzbadblood on Apr 12, 2005 20:05:47 GMT -5
Jz is talking with Toomi Bischoff.
Jz: Well, I see that Ape is kinda pissed...
Toomi: That's an understatment.
Jz: He'll deal. Guys who fight each other all the time are usually great tag team partners.
Toomi: True.
Jz: Plus I enjoy wrestling as a tag team after losing a singles title, it helps me get back into the groove of things...maybe he will see it that way too.
Toomi: Don't know, but don't you think your above the tag titles?
Jz: Do I look like HHH
Jz & Toomi continue to talk.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Apr 12, 2005 22:27:16 GMT -5
*As Jz & Toomi continue down the hall they come across Spaz who is talking to an attractive young lady. He is showing off his OX Title to her.*
S: Excuse me babe. Hey Jz, Toomi how are you guys?
Jz: Pretty good, I got myself a title match at the PPV so I can't complain.
S: I know I have seen the card. By the way thanks for booking me in such a high profile match Toomi.
T: *Looking at Spaz with some caution* No problem I guess. I actually hope you beat that Ubermark kid he has become a real pain in the ass.
S: Oh don't worry I will. By the way Jz I never had the chance to thank you for helping me in my title match agianst Davies. So thank you. *Spaz extends his hand & Jz shakes it* If you need any help to prepare or whatever for your title match you know where to find me.
*Spaz then turns & walks off with the young lady.*
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Apr 12, 2005 22:31:04 GMT -5
*Addy Bomb arrives backstage with Stevie and Prox, his ribs are taped up.*
Todd:How does it feel to be back after such a long time?
Addy:It feels great! I would like to thank all the fans and guys backstage for wishing me well.
Todd:Will you be back in the ring soon?
Addy:The doctors say that I shouldn't even be here,but this is the EWT and the fans need their champ! The Beta Male will always give the fans what they want! As you may notice I have lost a few pounds and that just makes me more dangerous than before. Fellas you better watch your ass cause the Beta Male is back! *walks off to the lockerroom*
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Post by ape on Apr 12, 2005 22:36:32 GMT -5
*psychoapeguy is seen sitting in his padded room with his head down...behind him are what look like black and white photos of toomi bischoff and jzbadblood hanging out. the photos looks like someone was stalking them to take the pictures. the ape looks up. it looks as if he has been crying...his eyes are watery.*
....it's one thing to stop liking me....to stop cheering for me....like the fans have started to do....it's another thing to be treated like a puppy....no....not a puppy....a homeless dog....one that everyone pities....but nobody takes in........no.....uncle toomi took me in.....he's been nice to me.....this is just a phase....it's gotta be......but....he didn't even say hi to me when he came back.....maybe he doesn't like me anymore either....why would he need to like me?....he's got jz as a friend now....
*the ape looks behind him at the photos*
....why would anyone want to be friends with me anyway?.........
*the ape looks back towards the camera*
....why?....hehe....because they don't want to be my enemy....
*the ape stands up and wipes away his tears.*
....my mommy once told me....keep your friends close....keep your enemies closer....the closer my enemies....the easier it is....to maim....them....hehe...jz...i don't like you.....and if you think you can fool me....like you fooled uncle toomi....into believing that you're actually a nice guy....hehe....then there's something wrong with your brain.....i might just have to crack open your skull and take a look at it....
*the ape turns around and looks at the photos behind him*
.....but....for uncle toomi....i'll be a good ape.....but i swear.....you make one wrong move.....and i will make you bleed....like you never....bled...before.....i'll see you at the ppv......partner......
*the ape begins punching the pictures on the wall. he rips one down and shoves it in his mouth. he chews away at it as the camera fades to black.*
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 12, 2005 23:06:19 GMT -5
("Poor And Weird" blasts through the speakers as UC makes his way to the ring showing off his bogus belt.) Lilian Garcia: "Making his way to the ring, from dark, wet, cold, drizzly Portland Oregon. He is the.......do I really have to say this? Fine. He is the Gene Rayburn Memorial Champion. Ultimo Chocula!" (UC gets into the ring and snags the mic.) UC: "Aw yeah! F%$@in' punk rock wrestling legend in your midst!" (silence.....crickets chirp.....) UC: "That's right! I did it! I managed to bring over the single greatest title over to the EWT! How great am I? (takes off belt. there's an audible velcro noise) See this belt? Every stiff back in the locker room would love to get their grubby paws on this, but no way, no how. Not while I'm champ! And now you fans, undeserving as you are, get to witness me defend this belt with the pride and dignity that Addy Boom wouldn't know if he fell in it!" Audience member: "You're lame!" UC: "So's your mother!" Garcia: "Give me that mic! Geez! (ahem) And his opponent. Being accompanied to the ring by Daffney, Crowbar!" ("They're Coming To Take Me Away" blasts through the PA as Crowbar skulks his way down the ramp looking filthy and deranged. Daffney accompanies him bouncing around and doing that thing she knows how to do. You know what I mean.) Daffney: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" (Yeah, that's the thing. Both men size each other up and the bell rings. Collar and elbow tie up with Crowbar getting the advantage first with a wrist lock. UC reverses but Crowbar reverses right back and gives his arm a couple pulls. UC backs him up the turnbuckles and Crowbar gives UC a smack in the face. Two hiptosses and a bodyslam later Crowbar sends UC into the ropes but UC reverses, leapfrogs, and levels Crowbar with a pin point dropkick. Crowbar gets back up and charges UC but he gives Crowbar an inverted atomic drop and clotheslines him out of the ring. UC does the cabbage patch, hits the opposite ropes, and nails Crowbar with the Cannonball Run plancha. UC quickly throws Crowbar back into the ring and goes for a pin but only gets two. Meanwhile...) Daffney: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" UC: "Wha? Time to switch to decaf, honey." (UC throws Crowbar into the ropes and hits the tilt a whirl back breaker and nails a standing moonsault. He goes for the cover but again Crowbar kicks out.) Daffney: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" UC: "Will you jam a sock in it?!" (UC stomps Crowbar a few times, runs the ropes and hits a quick legdrop. He goes for a small package but still can only get a two count.) Daffney: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" UC: "Jumpin' Jeebus on a pogo stick! SHUT UP!!!!" Daffney: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" UC: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" Daffney: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" UC: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" (This goes on and on until Crowbar gets up, kidney punches UC, then goes for the schoolboy. Two count. Crowbar starts wailing on UC, gets a kneelift in, and gets a running clothesline in. Two count again. Crowbar signals for the Mind Bender but UC counters, gets him in a cobra clutch suplex, and Crowbar lands on his head. Both men are slow to get up, but Crowbar makes the first move going for another running clothesline. UC dodges, wraps up Crowbar's arms, and hits the Squid Face. He hooks the leg and finally gets the three count." Garcia: "Here is your winner.....Ultimo Chocula!" (UC grabs his "championship belt" and acts like he made a legit title defense. Meanwhile, Daffney is not amused....) (She takes Crowbar's crowbar, natch, and gets in the ring glaring at UC. UC then turns around and sees what she's up to....) UC: "Oh............bugger." (He then bails out of the ring and high tails it up the ramp as fast as he can go. Daffney is three steps behind wielding the crowbar like a samurai sword shreiking all the way) Daffney: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by DSR on Apr 12, 2005 23:18:29 GMT -5
BK: Daffney...Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...*orgasms*
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 12, 2005 23:26:21 GMT -5
BK: In that case, this is for you DSR.
(backstage, Mean Gene is getting ready for an interview.)
Gene: "Hey folks! I'm standing here with all time wrestling great, Ravishing Rick Rude. Rick, tonight you have a match with..."
(just then, from out of nowhere, Ultimo Chocula comes sprinting across the room.)
UC: "GANG WAY!!!!!!"
(just as UC blurs across screen, Daffney follows in hot pursuit still with crowbar in hand. You hear her before you see her.)
Daffney: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Gene and Rude stand there for a few pregnant moments until...)
Gene: "Oh...F#$@ it!"
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Post by garyhartsgoatee on Apr 13, 2005 0:29:54 GMT -5
BK:chocula... the screaming match between you and daffney was the funniest thing i have read in a long time...
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 13, 2005 2:14:40 GMT -5
BK: Thanks. I try.
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Post by ape on Apr 13, 2005 3:41:26 GMT -5
bk: i agree with the others...the screaming match was delightful....also, since i dunno if i'll ever rate your sig...the wesley willis quote is well used and modified.
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El Unorigino
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RIP, Huracan Ramirez
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Post by El Unorigino on Apr 13, 2005 12:07:44 GMT -5
*Some generic spanish music plays as Hector Garza comes out to the ring.
Suddenly...
Over the PA: OLEEEE!!! OLE OLE OLEEEE!!! OLEEE!!! O-OLLLEEEEEE!!!!
*The Bouncing Souls play, as El Unorigino comes out, wearing his shiniest cape, and his Sexy Translator is following close behind. El Unorigino rolls into the ring, helps his Sexy Translator in, and gets the microphone.
Unorigino: iHola, Garza!
Sexy Translator: Well...you know what he said, but for the benefit of the fans, El Unorigino said Hello, Garza!
Unorigino: Yo no puedo decir usted lo que un privilegio lo deberá competir contra un prójimo latina aquí en EWT.
Sexy Translator: Unorigino says its a privilege to compete against a fellow Latino here in EW-
Garza: Escúcheme, el niño. ¡Sé MALDITO bien usted no es latina! ¡Yo no encuentro este artefacto para ser aún remotamente chistoso! ¡Usted es una vergüenza! ¡Usted debe avergonzarse de usted mismo para representar un estereotipo tan racista!
Unorigino: ¿Qué?<br><br>Sexy Translator: Garza is "shooting" on you.
Unorigino: I KNOW- *ahem* -Entiendo eso. ¡Pero cómo le se atreve renuncia mi herencia española! ¡Usted hace ni me sabe!
Sexy Translator: El Unorigino says that you have no right to question his Spanish heritage. You don't even know him.
Unorigino: De hecho...
Sexy Translator: Unorigino says as a matter of fact-
*Unorigino decks Garza right in the mouth. The bell rings, and Unorigino and Garza go back and forth chain wrestling. Eventually, Unorigino gains the upperhand. He whips Garza into the ropes. Unorigino leapfrogs Garza on the return. Garza comes in again, so Unorigino bends over for a back body drop. Garza reverses into a backslide. He only gets 2. Unorigino and Garza get up. Unorigino chops Garza in the chest, with little effect. Unorigino gets all tough and braces himself for a Garza chop. Garza chops, and Unorigino hits the mat like he's just been walloped with a tire iron. Garza picks Unorigino up and chops him into the corner. Unorigino's chest is beet red! The fans start to sing "Ole" hoping to rally Unorigino. Garza whips Unorigino into the opposite corner. Unorigino's back hits the turnbuckles hard and he flops around on the mat like a fish out of water. Garza climbs the turnbuckles. Unorigino finally stops flopping around, and Garza comes flying with a moonsault. Unorigino quickly rolls out of the way, gets to his feet, and lets out a hearty "OLE!" The audience begins singing again, louder than before. Garza rolls out of the ring, but Unorigino runs the ropes. Unorigino hits Garza with a TOPAY! Unorigino lands on his feet, spreading his arms proudly, yelling out "OLE!" The audience response is near deafening. Unorigino slides back into the ring. As Garza gets up, he reaches for the ring apron. He grabs the second rope and starts to get onto the apron, but Unorigino baseball slides, hitting Garza in the ribs. Unorigino goes out to the ring apron, Garza gets up, and the two trade chops some more. Unorigino goes to one side of the turnbuckle, Garza stays on the other side, and they trade chops still a few more times. The two men climb the turnbuckles, still trading chops. Unorigino eventually gets the upperhand, grabbing Garza, letting out a huge "OLE!" and hitting the BRAINBUSTAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Garza collapses to the mat, as Unorigino sets up for the 450. Just then, INS comes out, and grabs Garza. Dean Dicksky of Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday comes out, not sure what's going on.
INS guy: That's it, we gotta take him back to Mexico.
Second INS guy: Hey, what about that Luchadore in the ring?
INS guy: That kid is PALE. Ain't no way he's an illegal immigrant.
Second INS guy: Oh...ok.
*The INS take Garza backstage. Unorigino looks to Dean.
Dean: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
*Unorigino shrugs. The ref counts Hector Garza out.
Howard Finkel: The winner of the match, as the result of a countout...ELLLL....UNORIGINOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Unorigino, Dean, and the Sexy Translator celebrate with some fans, before making a hasty retreat to their secret hideout. End Scene.
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Post by Bobafett on Apr 13, 2005 15:16:54 GMT -5
(Fett is back..he has the mic in the centre of the ring)
Fett: A shouting match with one of my wives? I do that all the time with all 4 but u don't hear me braggin' but well..ya got guts to try it..my ears are stll ringing from her screaming on my wedding night..anyway..we got a treat for ya tonight..a matchup between Edge..and Bret Hart..with youres truely as referee
(Edge and Hart make they're entrances..hey..whos that kid who got Brets shades..its Rey Mysterio without his mask, the bell rings..Hart and Edge lock up..the match goes slowly a few restholds..then BAM..Hart hits a russian legsweep and goes for the cover..Fet goes down..1...Fett then gets up..puls out his mobile phone)
Fett: Dominos Pizza? yeah..can I have a Pepperoni Pizza extra pepperoni..hmm..ad..a medium..no make it a large pepsi..ok..yeah EWT bingo hall..yyeah..30 minutes?..great
(Fett gets back down..2...then gets up again and goes ringside)
Fett: Rey Mysterio?..I'm a huge fan..any chance of an autograph?
(fgett spends 5 minutes trying to find a pin..edge still pinned by Hart..eventually Joey styles gives him a pen and he gets the autograph..then goes into the ring.3.. the bell rings..Hart wins..Edge pops up)
Edge: that was a fast count..I've been screwed
Hart: Screwed?..you dunno the meaning of the word..survivor series..1997..montreal..that rings any bells?
Edge: that was ages ago I was screwed now..away and bore someone who gives a damn
Hart: why you lil..
(Fett goes to break it up)
Fett: hey..wait a minute..Edge..you been doin' one of my wives?..Lita?..you peice of crap.
(Fett floors Edge as he and Hart give him..as jr would say..a resturant quality beatdown..security break it up eventually..fade to black)
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Post by random poster on Apr 13, 2005 17:19:32 GMT -5
mprox: lord of the bored, sat outside toomi's office, rings toomi's office, i see you let me have another ppv off, are you trying to get me back to my old ways of getting hammered and messing up matches? no?, nevermind then i'll just go pour this bottle of golden brown jack daniels *holds up bottle of jd*, whats that you want to be drunk, so do i my friend but me and you fell out a while ago.......... that was your cousin... it was just him who fell out with me, so i can drink you and i'll be fine? toomi shhhhh this bottles talking to me, telling me i should drink it. no im not nuts cant you hear it?..... *mprox switches his phone off and wanders off to find something to mix the jd with.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 13, 2005 19:42:07 GMT -5
*Toomi catches mprox in the bathroom as mprox is using the urinal.*
Oh, hey...mprox. Good to see you here. Look, I been doing some thinking & decided Midnless Self Indulgence would be a perfect place for your return.
And, well, I am getting back to the roots of EWT & you have some roots. No, not your hair roots, although your original color is showing. No, no, no...mprox, this Sunday, on pay per view, it will be mprox versus Billy Ubermark in the return of the Blue Bath Match.
So, I hope this works for you. But, if you don't mind, I will pass on shaking hands for now.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 13, 2005 21:09:14 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff knocks on the door to Spaz's room.*
Hey, just wanted to let you know you're Scaffold Ladder Match is still on. BUT, you have a new opponent. None other then HM Myles.
Afterall, card is subject to change.
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