jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Apr 13, 2005 21:34:37 GMT -5
Jz: Ape, you're a sick son of a *****. Period. You're the sickest most ****ed up individual I have ever met...but see, why would I be afraid of you? You may be deranged but when it comes down to it your illness is no match for my skills. Afterall I am a two time World Heavyweight Champion, and a former tag team champion as well, I'm looking to make that two time too. So stop punching yourself and crying, I'm not trying to trick you. Jz is only paying his debts and making up for mistakes that have been made...so I'm willing to let the past be the past...and the eye thing, it was an accident. Trust me.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 13, 2005 22:25:58 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff walks into the room after jz's promo.*
jz, I think we need you to earn the trust of psycoapeguy. And that's why, to prepare for the Chairots of Fire Match this Sunday, I have booked the 2 of you in a match against one of the greatest tag teams in the history of our industry...Road Dogg Jesse james & Bad Ass Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Apr 13, 2005 22:46:59 GMT -5
*Spaz is walking around backstage & Hoss Mathews runs over.*
Hoss: Spaz, what do you think of your change in opponent for your title defence at Mindless Self Indulgent Games this Sunday?
S: Ubermark, Myles whoever I face I will beat coz I'm the best, I'm the finest competitor to wear this title. I will beat anyone that is put up against me. When they get hit with The Shockwave they stay down. It's that simple. To quote a favourite here in the EWT "My Time is Now".
BK: As of this post I have dropped the "Platinum" from the name of my finisher. So it is now just The Shockwave.
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Post by dorf on Apr 14, 2005 7:30:59 GMT -5
*The Communists come out as Regal and Tajiri came out ready for a match. When all 4 members (plus Marcel, as their manager) came out from the lockerroom they brought kendo sticks. Also, Dorf has the mic*
Dorf: Regal & Tajiri, forfeit your match now or feel the beating of the Communists!
*Regal grabs mic*
Regal: No, you bloody ass***, get in the ring and fight like a man! *gives mic to Tajiri*
Tajiri: oeoeoeoeoeoeoeo
Dorf: Screw the rules, attack them with full force!
*drops mic*
*The Communists attack Regal and Tajiri, but had a hard time to do it at first, because of Regal and Tajiri tried to fight off an impeding Communist group. It did not work very well, as it almost worked, except when Dorf struck Tajiri with the kendo stick about 5 times, and Heiden-Dorf did the same to Regal. Dorf grabbed the mic again*
Dorf: Ring the bell.
*The other 2 members and Marcel Adams left to the outside of the ring, watching as Dorf and Heiden-Dorf simultaneously pinned Regal & Tajiri at the same time, getting the three count.*
Winners: By pinfall, Dorf and Heiden-Dorf!
*The Communist celebration ended early as the other stable, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday...appear out of nowhere and start beating down on the Communists. The crowd is ecstatic. After punches and their finishing moves...The Communists barely escape as Marcel Adams gives direction.*
*As the camera fades...we hear a loup burp from Judo, it's like he's no-selling his InVasion*
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admiralcrunchy™
King Koopa
Don't let me die with that silly look in my eyes
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Apr 14, 2005 11:57:11 GMT -5
Out comes the 3 official members of the General Mills Brood...Crunchy grabs the mic
Crunchy: In case you don't know who were are...we are the GMB!!!!! And we're gonna take on anyone who thinks they can beat our awesomeness...no matter what...
*Thats all I got for now...I'm new at this*
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Post by Poker Joker on Apr 14, 2005 13:56:50 GMT -5
(The crowd in the arena erupts with applause and jumps to its feet as "Personal Jesus" by Marilynn Manson starts playing over the loud speakers. A chant for Moxie swiftly starts up in the back and sweeps the crowd. Out of the back, however, doesn't step Moxie. Instead, its Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark, who seems to have returned to the arena. As the crowd sees him, the cheers quickly change to disappointed boos and various forms of harrassment. Aside from normal atire, Billy is wearing a red-and-white "Cat in the Hat" style hat and carrying a life-sized blow-up doll. He makes his way down to the ring, amidst the jeers of the crowd and climbs into the ring with a microphone. As the music dies down, he begins to speak to the hostile audience.)
*BU*: First off, I'd just like to thank Commissioner Toomi Bischoff for finally doing the right thing. At the upcoming "Mindless Self Indulgence" show, I will finally get my chance to unload some of my frustrations on a man who's been tormenting me since before I even officially became a wrestler here in the EWT.... Mprox!
(The crowd cheers Mprox's name, and Billy gives an exasperated look as they root for his opponent. Eventually he begins speaking again.)
*BU*: Mprox, this all started when you tried to use me as a rug when I was first trying to get my foot in the door. Not even offically signed by the Commissioner, you LITERALLY and DELIBERATELY made it a point to step on me and walk all over me, simply because I am a virgin. If you'd simply been a man, for once in your life, you could've just ignored the issue of my virginity. We could've met, you could've acknowleged me as one of the greatest up-and-coming wrestlers this business has ever seen, and maybe we could've even have been friends. But, NO! For whatever reason.... be it that your jealous of the fact that I'm more talented than you... or simply the fact that you're blinded by your own prejudice towards my virginity... or maybe even a combination of the two.... you had to try and snub me.
(The crowd continues its relentless boos as Billy pauses for the dramatic effect.)
*BU*: Well, it didn't work! I'm still here! And now, instead of simply acknowleging how good I am, you're going to help me prove it. Because, come Mindless Self Indulgence, I'm going to make you wish so hard that you'd never come out of retirement, that you'll crawl right back into your whiskey bottle and never come out again.
(The crowd gives a stiff heel response to Billy, who simply smiles arrogently at them.)
*BU*: Now, onto another matter. Some of you may have noticed that I look a little.... different.... today. That's because I am taking on a new role here in the EWT. No.... its not Tri-State Champion..... but that's coming, SOON!
(Again, the crowd starts booing. A Moxie chant starts to fill the air, again, before Billy can start speaking. He waits a few seconds, and then begins again).
*BU*: You see, Moxie, the so-called "Sooth-Sayer," has taken a vow of silence. He says its to concentrate on his upcoming match, but that's not true. The REAL reason is that he's taking a lesson from Barry Bonds and Mark Magwire. He doesn't want to incriminate himself. You see, Moxie knows that everything I've said about him.... from representing all that is wrong with EWT because he's baised against virgins, to being LUCKY that he beat me, to being lucky in general..... is true. So he's just going to shut his mouth, and pretend that it isn't.
(MASSIVE screams of hate echo throughout the arena as Billy continues on. A plastic cup comes flying up from the crowd, but misses Billy by a few feet.)
*BU*: Anyways, since "The Sooth-Sayer" isn't talking anymore, I figured we needed someone to take his place. And I'm the perfect someone to do that! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU CAN CALL ME....."THE SEUSS-SAYER!"
(The crowd gives a groan as Billy laughs to himself at his own little pun. Soon he recovers himself and starts talking again.)
*BU*: Seriously... take a look folks! I've got my little "Cat in the Hat" hat on. And I've got this girl beside me (he holds up the blow-up doll), just like Moxie... of course, this one doesn't have a pulse, like Mr. Sooth-Sayer's. I... umm....I uh.... I borrowed this one from a friend..... yeah, uh... a friend. But anyways, she's still better looking than Moxie's. And this one here is much more of the conversationalist, too. Probably because she's got more inside her head than Moxie's silent partner.
(Again, the crowd begins to pour their hate towards the ring. An undaunted Billy, though, carries on.)
*BU*: And, as the "Seuss-Sayer," I have some Seuss to say to all of you.
(Billy takes a piece of paper out of one of his wrestling boots, unfolds it, and begins to read.)
One day in the land of the EWT There lived a young man. His name was Billy. He had lots of talent, outside and within But he was discriminated against, because he was a virgin. Other wrestlers would laugh. Other wrestlers would poke. They all looked at Billy like he was a joke But soon they found out that he wasn't some schmuck He kicked all their asses, and they were soon out of luck. 'Cause his moves were like lightning, and cooler than ice. And he'd finish them off with the Virgin Sacrifice. He'd punish his foes, even ones that stunk. Like this one guy called Mprox, who was nothing but a drunk. Finally he came to the top of he heap. He soon would face Moxie, who he once almost beat. Moxie had been lucky the last time the met But this time he was in trouble. On that you could bet. Cause Billy was the HOTTEST young superstar around And Moxie knew that he was certainly going to get beaten down. And the little gold belt that Moxie held so dear Was taken from him after Billy kicked his rear. And the whole world witness a site long over-due The Era of The Virgin had finally come true. So Moxie... you and your bimbo can stay silent as mice 'Cause soon it'll be you who the virgin will sacrafice.
(Billy folds up his paper and takes a bow as Madonna's "Like A Virgin" hits the loudspeakers. He puts the paper under his hat, and exits the ring. Fans boo him loudly as he makes his way up the ramp, and disappears behind the curtain.)
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Post by THE Dinobot on Apr 14, 2005 15:06:07 GMT -5
A promo vegnette airs. Marcel Adams voice over, as shows some highlights throughout his career.
"Look at me. There's only a certain amount of words people can call me. cocky, brash, old, so many more. But the one I hear the most, and not just from myself, 'Legend'. I've faced and defeated everyone. Well, almost everyone.....apeguy. Anyways, that's why I decided to get the know the young talent. So, starting tomorrow night, the first installment of The Legend's Corner will be taken place. The guest? Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Sunday. Please, make yourself feel at home. Thank you."
End of vignette and back to regular EWT programming.
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Post by Bobafett on Apr 14, 2005 15:08:57 GMT -5
(Fett bumps into Toomi)
Fett: book me in a match will ya?
Toomi:..hmm..hm..no
Fett: Toomi.you contantly complain i never pull my weight..well here I am..book me in a match..ok?
(fett walks away)
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ape
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Apr 14, 2005 21:18:50 GMT -5
*back from a commercial break, the new age outlaws are facing jzbadblood and psychoapeguy. the ape and billy gunn start things off. the two lock up. gunn puts ape in a tight armbar. he turns the armbar into a headlock and brings ape down in a headlock takedown. the ape struggles to get free, and manages to do so by raking gunn in the eyes. this brings jesse james into the ring, and the road dogg kicks the ape in the face before the referee forces him to get back to his corner.
jz extends his hand out for the ape to tag, but psychoapeguy refuses to crawl near that corner and instead tries to lift billy gunn up. gunn hits a low blow and tags into road dogg. the two nail the ape with a big spike piledriver. road dogg goes for the cover. 1....2.....kickout.
road dogg quickly tags back out to gunn and the two hit a double suplex on the ape. gunn backs off and gets ready to hit the fameasser. the ape begins to stand up. gunn jumps in the air, but the ape rolls away, and gunn misses the fameassser. jz, again, extends out his hand for psychoapeguy to tag...but again, the ape ignores jz and crawls to a different corner. gunn quickly tags in road dogg, and road dogg begins to pummel the ape in the corner. he then picks the ape up and irish whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. and follows it up with a vicious lariat and cover. 1...2...kickout.
road dogg tags out again to billy gunn. the two irish whip the ape off the ropes and go for a clothesline. the ape ducks underneath and bounces off the opposite ropes. however, when the ape gets back in the center of the ring, gunn and dogg nail him with a pair of boots and throw the ape down with a double bodyslam. gunn then picks the ape up and tosses him into the turnbukcle, near jz. jz pulls the ape out of the way of a gunn avalanche and tags himself in. he hits road dogg on the apron with a big yakuza kick, sending him to the concrete floor. jz turns around and ducks a clothesline from billy gunn. he kicks gunn in the gut and nails him with the burning hammer. jz goes for the cover. 1....2...3.
after the match, jz goes over to raise the ape's hand, but the ape quickly rolls out of the ring away from jz. the ape gently rubs his hand over his mangled eye and looks up at jz with anger. the ape then begins to walk up the isleway. toomi bischoff walks out and pats the ape on the back, congratulating him on the win. before the ape can say thanks, toomi walks down the isle, enters the ring, and raises jzbadblood's hand in victory. the ape puts his head down and begins walking up the isleway...he turns around briefly to watch the celebration between toomi and jz...and a slight smile forms on the ape's face as a single tear rolls down his cheek. he then puts his head back down and walks out of sight as the celebration continues in the ring. with toomi congratulating jz as we cut back to commercials.*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Apr 15, 2005 2:12:40 GMT -5
*SHOCKWAVE Spaz's music hits & he makes his way down to the ring carrying a bag & a ladder.*
A: Introducing the EWT OX Division Champion, From Sydney, Australia, Weighing in at 202 lbs, Spaz!!
S: As you all know I have a title defense this Sunday at Mindless Self Indulgent Games, the match is a Scaffold Ladder Match & I need to be 100% ready for this so tonight I am going to have a ladder match. This match won't be for my title but there is some incentive.
*Spaz opens the bag & holds up some money.*
S: Here is $5000 of my own money, if my opponent tonight can climb the ladder & take down the bag he gets to keep my $5000. So lets get my opponent out here.
*Some music hits & someone comes out from the back.*
S: Here is my opponent, From Sydney, Australia, Weighing in at 340lbs, Nathan Jones!!
*The two men face off from either side if the ring as the ref hangs the bag from the ceiling & puts the ladder outside the ring. The bell rings & Jones charges at Spaz, Spaz ducks & Jones hits him with a clothesline on the rebound off the ropes. Spaz is up quickly but he is stunned by the clothesline. Jones then picks Spaz up for a bodyslam but he then changes it into an inverted DDT. With Spaz on the mat Jones rolls out of the ring & picks up the ladder, he climbs back up on to the apron but Spaz is aware & he runs & dropkicks the ladder into Jones' face, sending him back to the arena floor. Spaz mounts the TB & goes for a Shooting Star Press but Jones gets out of the way & Spaz lands on the ladder. Jones then mounts the TB himself & jumps off landing a big elbow drop on Spaz whilst he is lying on the ladder, both men are now on the ground & the ref starts a 10 count. Both men are up by 7 & Spaz runs at Jones but is caught by a Big Boot. Jones then picks up the ladder & heads for the ring. He sets up the ladder & starts to climb but Spaz is up & climbs the other side of the ladder. Both men are trading punches on top of the ladder, Jones gets the upper Hand & grabs Spaz aorund the throat. Jones then Chokeslams Spaz off the ladder, the force of the chokeslam sends Spaz out of the ring, Jones takes a little while to get to his feet, when he does he sets up the ladder again & begins to climb. Spaz is now searching under the ring for something, he pulls out a chair & gets into the ring, he then smashes Jones across the back with the chair causing him to fall off the ladder. Spaz then rolls out of the ring & searches underneath for soemthing else. Jones rolls out & grabs Spaz & spins him around but Spaz smashes him in the face with a Compter Monitor, breaking the monitor & busting Jones open. Spaz grabs Jones & hits him with The Shockwave. Spaz rolls into the ring & climbs the ladder, he takes down the bag & the bell rings. The ref hands him back the OX Title & Spaz grabs a mic.*
S: You see that Myles? I just busted Nathan Jones Open & climbed that ladder for the win & he is almost a foot taller than me & he outweighs me by nearly 140 lbs. Just think what I will do to you on Sunday, you are about my size!
*Spaz throws the mic down & Heads back up the ramp.*
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Post by doubleyou on Apr 15, 2005 9:47:25 GMT -5
BK: Me & you could be the Aussie Dream Team Double You Do I just start posting, I do I have to pay $5 at the front office, and sign a form? Eh? If I can start posting away...... *Double You walks down a hallway, approching Toomi's office* *Suddenly, every worker who is a Midcarder or higher tramples through the hallway, crushing Double You's organs and limbs with their shoes*
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 15, 2005 9:55:21 GMT -5
Todd Whatisname: Todd...you know, I don't even know my own name...here with David Davies, who will be taking on Moxie in the Escalator to Heaven match. Dave, did you have any thoughts?
Dave: You know, it seems that Mox is paying a little more attention to that Ubermark kid, and not to me. And I'm the one he should be paying attention to. Tonight, I have a match with Christian, which I booked for myself, if you remember. And in the match, I'll be showing the world what I used to be. Mox, you may be a technical genius, and I respect you for it. But you can know all the armbars in the world, and it won't matter. What you do need to know is, you're going to get hurt on Sunday.
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Post by dorf on Apr 15, 2005 10:36:38 GMT -5
*Hoss Mathews appears in front of the Communists*
Hoss: Now I know you guys are the stable champs, but with this new stable, which i ain't gonna say, what are your chances to win Sunday?
Dorf: 110%
Hoss: Now, this stable has a lot of inexperiece.
Dorf: Whaddya mean inexperience? The other 3 were trained by the Marcel Adams...and believe after Marcel trained them, they're set to go without any help, this Sunday.
Fuzzy: That's right.
Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) me...happy...Marcel taught...me wrestle.
AAAA: Now, I know this is my first match in representing a stable, but I know I can do it, I'm QUAD A! Nobody can beat me. NOBODY!
Dorf: You see, Hoss we're a force not to be reckoned with...and Toomi Bischoff you better watch out...because the Communists are in business!
*They leave*
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Apr 15, 2005 11:42:32 GMT -5
Jz is knocking on a door that seems to be inside of a mental hospital.
Jz: Hello, are you there?
Ape:..he he...
Jz hears a loud scream and what seems like a fist hitting someone as hard as they can in the face.
Jz: ...uh...
Jz walks away.
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random poster
Mephisto
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Post by random poster on Apr 15, 2005 15:32:33 GMT -5
mprox: lord of the bored, walks out on the ramp carrying a half empty bottle of J.d...... "well hello people's, yoush know i'm suposed to beat the hell out of billy "the ubervirgin" marx or whatever, but if you take a look at this videotape that someone passed on to me, it's from neverbinlaid land, or as billy knows it home, but you'll see why when toomi-schoff was in hospital dreaming up his sick idea's for this ppv, he was walking round spending "quality time" with wakko jakko. roll the tape.
*the crowd's attention is drawn to the toomi tron as a tape of billy making out with his pillow while moaning and groaning.* after a few seconds mprox calls for it to be shut off, "ok from there it just gets worse due to a mr jackson joining in with billy..... and it turns my stomach worse than a 3 day old pint. the full unedited tape will be shown on ewt.com/sickfreakshow and now you see why im drunk again. thats it. *mprox staggers back behind the curtain carrying the live mic while finding a toilet to throw up in.
)bk( meh i got bored. sorry if i offend anyone, if i do the mods can delete it.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Apr 15, 2005 19:31:06 GMT -5
A set is now up, for the first installment of 'The Legend's Corner' with Marcel Adams. It's not in the ring, but somewhere near the entrance. It has plaques and trophies won my Mr. Adams, also a banner plugging the Marcel Adans Wrestlibg School.
Macel sits in a throne, will beside him are just regular folding chiars for his guest.
Marcel: Ladies and gentelmen, welcome to MY Legend's Corner. I've been retired from active duty for quite some time now, but as you all know, no one really ever quits the wrestling business. So, here I am. As you can see above me, it's a banner, for The Marcel Adams Wrestling School. I'm taking this oppertunity to encourage anyone to come and see if you have what it takes to be a part of the toughest sport ever. But, okay, enough of that. Let's get to what everyone's been waiting for. The first ever interview right here on my Corner. Me guest tonight are a new stable, and I know about Stables around here. But they're not the Stable you night be think about, oh no, these cats are not my old former Commie comrads....ladies and gentelmen, please put your hands together for MTWTFSS!!!
*MTWTFSS comes out and takes their respected seats*
Obi: Thanks for having us, Marcel.
Marcel: No, thank you for being apart of the first ever Corner...this is history, and I'm proud you're a part of it.
El Unorigino: Well, if it's history, we're always a part of it.
Marcel: Someone sounds a bit certain on himself.
Unorigino: Just taking it after you, old man.
*Marcel chuckles* Old man, that's cute. What about you Dicksky, whya re you here?
Destoyer: Nice set up you have here. Just missung one thing.
Marcel: Really? Like what?
Destroyer: An autogrph picture of MTWTFSS.
*Destroyer brings out the picture from an envelople and places it on a desk that has some trophies on it.*
Marcel: Thanks. Now this is a place that has everything. But, if we can get down to business. And that's you guys against The Commies. And first of all, I'm not taking anything away from the four of you, BUT, I know everything about The Commies, been one, trained them. I know how they work and they'll be, especially Dorf, would be damned if they lost those Stable Championships. They're very important.
Obi: First, very important? They're not even recognized as real championships.
Marcel: Oh, but they are.
Oni: We know. But, we are so sick and tired of The Commies running around here making a mockery of everything decect in this sport.
Destroyer: Heiden-Dorf has eated to many cheesesandwitches, and now he's as dumb as one.
Dicksk: That....wasn't mt fault.
Marcel: Aww, come on, leave Heiden-Dorf alone, he's a nice kid.
Unorigino: Nice has nothing to do with what we're going to do with them coming.
Obi: ...and once we get the Stable Championships, finally, they'll mean something. They'd be recognized. And they'd actually get defended, not just used as a pretty prop for us to look at.
*A voice frommthe back, backing his way out to the Corner begins speaking*
Dorf: Will you guys plaese, shut the hell up? You're putting everyone to sleep. And we all know if these people want to sleep, we have a place for them as our camps.
Heiden-Dorf: I....eat cheesesandwitc....at camp.
Dorf: Yes, yes you do.
Marcel: EVryone, I give you, The Commies.
Obi: Did you set this up, Adams?
Marcel: I had no clue about this, honest.
Dorf: He's right, he didn't know. But it is good to see him again. We're out here to get one good look at you guys before the match.
Quad A: And sure, it may be my first match in the best Stable in wrestling history, but I haran-damn-tee, I will not disappoint Dorf, Fuzzy, Heiden-Dorf. And Mr. Adams, you trained me everything I know, so I thank you and I mostly dedicate my performace to you.
*The four Commies hold up their Stable Championships*
Dorf: And after the match coming up, these belts will still b around the most talented waist of the most talented talent in the EWT today....THE COMMIES!!!
Fuzzy: Yeah.
*A brawl breaks out between MTWTFSS (witch they started) and The Commies. Marcel ets on his high throne and watches and says the occaional 'ouch' on the mic. When it's all said and done, MTWTFSS stand tall. Obi holds one of the Stable Championships and looks into the camera and shouts "You're looking at the new champs, The Commies are dead". The crowd cheers.
Marcel: Someone come clean my Corner up. We'll be back after this.
Cue a break and the end of the first (and maybe last) Legend's Corner.
BK: How was it? Trash? Thought so.
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Post by dorf on Apr 15, 2005 19:48:52 GMT -5
BK: Naw, Dinobot that was awesome it made our fued better, I'm just hoping Obi posts here again soon, but he hasn't lately, but I have ideas for Sunday...just not good, yet.
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 15, 2005 21:41:54 GMT -5
"Christian! ChrisTIAN! At last, you're on your OWN!"
Christian's music hits, and out he walks, showered by sparks (I went old school Christian. Problems?). Christian plays to the crowd, which gives him a mixed reaction. The music stops, and Howie Pink gets to announcin'.
Pink: Introducing first, at a weight of 211 lbs, hailing from...Canada, he is the Captain Charisma...CHRISTIAN!
Boos and cheers from the crowd, and Christian poses on the turnbuckle.
"Express Yourself" by NWA plays, and Dave walks out...
Joey Styles: Joey Styles with the only commentary line here. Just here to explain that... Hey, Dave isn't acting like a Puro today. In fact, he's gone back to what he used to wear.
Dave is wearing as tie-dyed Rasta Man shirt, and a worn pair of jeans. Dave is carrying a chair, and he brings it down with him to the ring. Dave reaches under the ring and pulls out his usual tools of destruction: another chair, a trash can, the trash can lid, a Kendo Stick, and a glass table (You know, just in case, n' all). Dave grabs the chair and slides into the ring with it. Howie Pink announces...
Pink: Introducing second, weighing in at 209 lbs, and hailing from La Crosse, Wisconsin...DAVID DAVIES!
The crowd stays quiet. They're still not quite sure who's side he's on yet. Dave sets down the chair, and walks over to Christian. He extends his hand for a shake, and Christian extends his to do the same. Suddenly, both punch at eachother, but stop, realizing they had the same plan. Both have a quick chuckle, and Dave punches Christian in the jaw. The bell rings and the fight is on. Christian comes back from the cheap shot by trading punches with Dave. Dave flips off Christian, and hands him a Roaring Elbow, which knocks Christian back into the corner. Dave grabs Christian by the arms, and prepares to whip him to the corner opposite, but mid-way through the whip, Christian reverses it, and sends him into the corner. Dave hits the corner with a force that sends him flipping up into a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Dave tumbles off and to the outside. Christian runs to the ropes, and Dave gets to his feet. Dave looks up, and sees Christian sailing over the ropes, and promptly steps back, allowing Christian to crash on the floor. Dave stomps on Christian, to the chagrin of the peeps, but to the delight of other fans.
Dave, after his stomping, picks Christian up, and whips him into the rails. Dave picks up the Kendo stick, and hits Christian in the gut. As he's doubled over, Dave whips the Kendo Stick over Christian's back. After a few shots, Dave wraps the stick around Christian's neck, and Russian Leg Sweeps him into the rails. Dave lets up, and sends Christian into the ring. He then pushes the Kendo Stick into the ring, along with the garbage can, and the lid. And the other chair. Then he gets in himself. Christian is up, and has the Kendo stick. Christian hits Dave in the gut, and hits him in the head with it. Dave goes down, and Christian keeps whipping him with the stick. He lets up, and goes to grab a chair. Dave rolls out of the ring before he can do anything with it. After a while, Dave gets to his feet, and onto the apron. Dave looks at Christian, and dares him to use the chair. Christian raises the chair above his head, and Dave jumps off the apron. Christian brings down the chair a little too late, and hits the ropes, and it bounces the chair back into his face. Dave rolls back into the ring, and grabs a chair. Christian stumbles into Dave, who sets him up for the Unarage: arm across Christian's chest to pull off the move with one arm, holding the chair to Christian's back with the other. Dave pulls off the move, letting go of the chair in mid-air, and slams Christian down onto the chair. Dave compliments it by grabbing the other chair, and hitting a standing moonsault on Christian, sandwhiching the chair between them.
Dave allows Christian to get up, using the time in between to do a little dance to rev up the crowd, who has gotten behind him, and grabbing the trash can. Christian stands up, and surprises Dave with a quick forearm. Dave drops the can, and it falls on top of him, and he's stuck in it. Christian leaps up and dropkicks Dave, with the trash can having an added effect. Christian takes off the can, and raises it above his head for the bring-down. Dave raises his legs, and blocks the can with his feet. Dave pops up, punching Christian in the testes on the way, and having Christian double over. Dave uses this to his advantage, and puts him up for the Cradle Piledriver. Dave keeps him in position, looks around, and shuffles over to the Can lid near by. Dave lands the CP on the trash can lid. Dave, deciding he has nothing else to do, drags Christian over to the corner, and climbs to the top. Dave signals the crowd, and hits the Stardust Splash onto Christian. Dave covers him, and gets the three count. Cheers and Dave's music fills the arena, and Dave rises triumphantly to his feet.
His celebration is stopped by Moxie, who runs out and lays him out with his own Kendo stick. Dave staggers, and Moxie grabs Dave's arm. Moxie leaps up, and rolls over him, and locks in the Cross Armbreaker. The ref and some EWT officials break it up, and Moxie walks to the back, turning to the ring to tell Dave...
Moxie: Never. Never will you beat me! I'll spill your impure blood, and all will see just what you really are: unworthy!
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Apr 16, 2005 11:13:11 GMT -5
The (apparently un) silent woman takes Moxie to the back, and pushes Moxie back into the PR Training Room.
SW:See what happens? The Prophecy is taking shape, and we are about to unleash the monster. Mox has been hard at work training and working on his repetoire for a puro-caliber athlete. I look on the screen with Mox and what do I see? Good Ole' Dave Davies, back to grunge. Hardcore Specialist. Don't you understand Dave? Technical wrestling and mat wrestling have a tradition. Tradition of champions. Fank Gotch, Ric Flair, Chris Benoit... all these names scream technical mastery, and what do they all have in common? They were world champions. Now look at the Soothsayer of PR, If he's better than a Flair, or a Benoit, and they were world champions... look at the EWT Tri-State Title. Hardcore wrestling has a cult following, and the only serious hardcore wrestlers that were champions were stuntmen like Mick Foley.
<Moxie can be heard working out, and practicing using his kendo stick>
Little did you know Dave, Moxie has become a hardened warrior. He has been training against every type of wrestler since before he became the Tri-State Champion. Don't think he will let your impurities get in his way.
<She pauses as Moxie can be heard applying his modified Tazzmission to a rookie>
Oh, and Willy "The Sturgeon" Boobermark, you spend all the time you want creating poems about the soothsayer, infact, he's flattered that you wrote something about him, but Billy, just like Davies, you'll learn the power of the Prophecy, good times, or bad. And that's not Gospel. That's a damn Fact.
<She turns around as many of the fans watching the video go ga-ga and hoot and holler>
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 16, 2005 13:21:05 GMT -5
Hoss Matthews stands backstage with Dave.
Hoss Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, Hoss Matthews standing here with the man that will be taking on the Tri-State Champion Moxie tomorrow at Mindless Self Indulgence. David, you heard the words of his Valet, you heard his own words, now, do you have anything to say?
Dave: Moxie...your technical prowess is indeed impressive. I do not have your technical skill, and I envy that. But then, you insulted me, and not just me, a generation of men, when you insulted Hardcore. Hardcore is not just a styles. It's a way of life. I broke tables, I bled a sea, I destroyed my body, and yet, the technical wrestlers won't respect me. Why won't they respect me, Moxie? Is technical wrestling that much better? If Ric Flair or Chris Benoit were to walk in right now, would I have to shower him with more admiration than I would with men like Terry Funk or Mick Foley? WHAT MAKES YOU SO MUCH BETTER THAN US, MOX!? WHY ARE YOU KIND GODS, WHILE WE ARE LOWLY PEONS, HAVING TO SERVE YOU WITH RESPECT...while we get nothing in return? Moxie...I've never really liked the thought of dying. I never wanted to think about it, and I didn't want to die in front of others, especially. But I swear, to the God above, or to Satan below, whoever chooses to listen to me...If I have to die, if I have to kill myself, if I have to hold myself up for a human sacrifice...you will respect me. You will respect...us.
Hoss, looking a little scared, backs away from Dave.
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