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Post by garyhartsgoatee on Apr 16, 2005 13:47:06 GMT -5
good job dino... and where the F*** is obi... dorf, you can get at me if you got ideas too...
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El Unorigino
AC Slater
iTotally NOT an alt!
RIP, Huracan Ramirez
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Post by El Unorigino on Apr 16, 2005 15:27:44 GMT -5
BK: Dino, you managed to forget that Unorigino has a translator. Other than that, it wasn't a bad show. Sorry I wasn't around to post comments sooner.
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Post by ppv14 on Apr 16, 2005 23:26:08 GMT -5
*BK*-how do you like debut and what not? Id like to but I dont wanna screw anything up
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 16, 2005 23:31:34 GMT -5
BK- Tooms is your man for the rules and whatnot. It's pretty easy stuff. There's no entry fee or initiation or anything. The only rule is don't be boring.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 16, 2005 23:32:53 GMT -5
BK: Wait until Monday if you want to debut. Right now, we are in pay per view mode. The pay per view will be up sometime tomorrow, as I am working on it as we speak.
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Post by ppv14 on Apr 16, 2005 23:34:37 GMT -5
*bk* oops just sent ya a pm Toom I was gunna wait till Monday to debut to give me time to get my character together
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Apr 16, 2005 23:34:58 GMT -5
*A-Bomb is backstage with Todd Whowhatwhenandwhere with Stevie sitting on his lap*
Todd:How do you feel about being left out on the ppv?
A-Bomb:I would love to wrestle at the ppv, but I'm still not 100%. I have some serious internal injuries that could be fatal to my career and life if I aggrivate them. I can't even make love to Stevie right now due to my injuries...it's been very hard for me as of late. Right now I'm just glad to be here so I wanna wish all the guys good luck at the ppv tomorrow.
Todd:There you have it folks, The Beta Male's update. Stay tuned more EWT action next.
*commercials*
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Post by obi on Apr 17, 2005 7:49:29 GMT -5
BK:sorry for my abscence, lots of work at school n s**t, but ill be here all day
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 17, 2005 23:20:02 GMT -5
* Mindless Self Indulgence Games opens with a loud bang. The fans go crazy, as they are about to witness what is hoped to be an extravagant event. Toomi Bischoff stands in the ring. *
TB: Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the official rebirth of the EWT. We are proud to bring to you some of the most exciting matches returning to EWT as well as the birth of some new matches never before seen anywhere. And tonight, in this very ring, you will witness them all.
* Just then, Bischoff is interrupted by fettster.*
fettster: Toomi, Toomi, Toomi…so good to see you back on what’s left of your feet. Do you know why I am here?
TB: Other then our storied past, no I don’t. Nor do I care.
Fett: You see Bischoff, thing is. I am underused. I am the most electrifying, charismatic wrestler you got today & what do you do to me? You sanction me into a Handicapped match with not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 fat f***s. And the thing is…I don’t appreciate that. Do you know why? No, no, no, don’t answer. Because, I am fettster. I have 4 wives. I am the person everybody comes to see. And what do you do? You don’t even book me on your pay per view. Now, that, my friend, is a crime. It’s a crime against me. It’s a crime against my family. And it’s a crime against these fans. Now, what do you suggest we do about that?
TB: I suggest you take your ass out of my ring so that we can prepare for the first match.
Fett: Oh no, no, no, no. See, that, my friend, is a problem. And I, fettster, the Problem Solver, will be fixing that by declaring the opening match as me versus you like it was meant to be.
* fettster grabs Toomi’s cane, knocking him off balance. Fettster shoves Toomi down & starts beating his injured leg from the car accident with the cane when suddenly, Addy Bomb runs out from the back. Addy grabs fettster & throws him into the ropes. Addy bounces off the ropes & nails the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!!! Addy looks out at the fans & sticks his tongue out. Addy checks on Toomi, as fettster slowly gets to his feet & grabs the cane. Fettster breaks the cane over Addy’s head as Addy goes down. Fettster starts kicking at Addy & grabs him, throwing him into the ropes. Addy bounces back & nails a clothesline. Finally, Daffney, who convinces him to back off now & wait for the payday, drags fettster out of the ring. Addy gets back to Toomi & helps him up, helping him to the locker room. *
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 17, 2005 23:21:35 GMT -5
Announcer: This is our opening contest & is the Steel Cage Barbed Wire Match. It is scheduled for 1 fall. Coming to the ring first, here are the Communists.
*The Communists strut down to the ring doing the normal stuff, but with Quad A, now who does this weird dance, but the peeps still boo the Communists, because they’re the bad guys, accompanied by the Communists is Diva-Dorf. They enter the steel cage ring one-by one, no problem whatsoever. Dorf grabs the mic*
Dorf: Now I know a lot of ya peeps in the crowd tonight want us to drop the belts, that ain’t gonna happen. *Heiden-Dorf and Fuzzy go outside of the ring and they take something out from under the ring* You see, I brought my own little fun with me tonight, that’s right, the STEEL TABLE! *drops mic, as the steel table is set up outside the ring.*
Announcer: And their opponents are the team of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
*The stable, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday come down the ring and strut for their first ever stable title match down the ring. They strut down to the ring no problem, just a little worried, being as though their first post per view of their careers, as Dorf, Heiden-Dorf, and Fuzzy have appeared in three post per views already.*
* Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday enter into the ring no problem. The ref from the outside locks the steel cage and we have a fight. Starting off is Dorf and Obi, two promising characters in EWT. They lock up, but an advantage is given to Dorf as pulls Obi to the corner of his stable. Dorf holds Obi at the corner and lets go for a second. Then, he does a knife-edge chop to Obi, as the crowd yells, “DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”*
*Dorf applies another knife-edge chop to Obi’s chest. Man, you can see the red on his chest, as Obi screams in pain. Dorf tags in Fuzzy. Fuzzy then attempts an Irish whip that sends Obi to the other corner, but Obi, as intelligent as he is, half-dazed tags in a fresh El Unorigino, but Fuzzy did not know that as he runs toward a half-dazed Obi, the El Unorigino flies into the ring with a flying clothesline to knock Fuzzy down. El Unorigino pins Fuzzy, but he only gets a 2 count.*
*El Unorigino flies to the ropes and springs back to a dazed Fuzzy and delivers a missile torpedo to Fuzzy’s gut. As Fuzzy’s reaction bent down, El Unorigino then did a swinging neck DDT (almost like a twist of fate). El Unorigino attempts to pin Fuzzy again, 1…..2…Quad A breaks up the count, because he learned how to cheat from Marcel Adams School of Wrestling. The ref is obviously pissed off and tells Quad A to go back to his corner. He does.*
*El Unorigino tags in Dean Dicksky as he starts to botch even the simplest thing, entering the ring. That gave enough time for Fuzzy to tag in Heiden-Dorf. The crowd cheers ecstatically as two retarded peeps start looking at each other, all-grunting in their hossiness. They start punching with an advantage to Dicksky, then all 3 of the Communists attempt to climb over the steel cage all at once.*
* Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday ran over to the Communists as fast as they can and they caught them on the top of the steel cage, punches are flying everywhere. Punches are throwing by all 8 competitors. And then Quad A, having a radical idea, picks up El Unorigino, and sets him into the CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT from the top of the steel cage, and HE CONNECTS IT!!!! OMG! HE LANDED ON THE STEEL TABLE, KNOCKING BOTH COMPETITORS’ OUT!!!!*
Crowd: HOLY lots of manure! HOLY lots of manure! HOLY lots of manure! HOLY lots of manure!
*The match has now turned into a slobber knocker as punches continue. As Dorf and Destroyer, and Obi and Fuzzy are punching; Dicksky and Heiden-Dorf continue fighting in the ring, still exchanging hoss-like punches, until Dicksky has a little advantage. He takes Heiden-Dorf to the ropes and attempts to clothesline Heiden-Dorf to the outside, but Heiden-Dorf’s hoss powers amazed Dicksky. Now, they’re back to punching each other, but this time, Heiden-Dorf has the advantage as he made Dicksky wobble and immediately does a powerslam. Heiden-Dorf pins Dicksky and only gets a two count*
*The other 4 competitors are still fighting on the steel cage, and then suddenly, Obi knocked Fuzzy out and then tosses him off the steel cage. Fuzzy lands on the outside, knocked out. Obi then proceeds to attack Dorf and help out Destroyer, but it was too late as Destroyer got knocked off the top of the steel cage and lands on top of Fuzzy. Fuzzy seems to be bleeding from the mouth*
*Dorf and Obi start to punch each other as they start to bleed. Meanwhile back to the ring, Heiden-Dorf signals the end, the inverted powerbomb. He sets up Dicksky in position and connects the inverted powerbomb. He then goes to cover, 1…2...then all of a sudden Dorf & Obi fly into the ring and land on top of Heiden-Dorf & Dicksky. Through all the bodies damaged…Quad A and El Unorigino start to crawl to the exit of the steel cage, as the crowd cheers on. Both of them escaped by the trap door at the same time, leaving only Dorf, Heiden-Dorf, Obi, and Dean Dicksky as the remaining members in the ring.*
*Dicksky starts moving around, and he attempts to cover Dorf, 1…..2…and Dorf kicks out. Dicksky then signals the end as he prepares for Hoss boot of doom. He picks up Dorf and CONNECTS WITH THE HOSS BOOT OF DOOM! Dicksky pins Dorf to get the 3 count.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 17, 2005 23:23:13 GMT -5
Announcer: This next contest is the Blue Bath Match. The only way to win is to dump the infamous Blue Bath on your opponent. Making his way to the ring is Billy Ubermark. His opponent in this contest is the former leader of the Blue Bath & making his EWT return, mprox: blurred version.
* mprox staggers to the ring carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels. Ubermark looks on in disgust as the referee heads out of the ring.*
Referee: mprox, are you in any condition to wrestle?
Mprox: Thure I yam. I just had me a pre-match sellabration.
Referee: mprox, if you’re intoxicated, there’s no way I can let you wrestle. It’s unsafe & OSHA will have our ass.
Mprox: YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER, YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER, THIS WHOLE DAMN COURT ROOM IS OUT OF ORDER!!!
* mprox smashes the bottle over the referee’s head & stumbles into the ring. Ubermark looks on in some more disgust as mprox looks at him & motions a cut throat. Mprox stands in the ring, motioning for Ubermark to hit him. Ubermark doesn’t seem to want to hit an intoxicated mprox. Ubermark grabs the microphone.*
Ubermark: There’s no way in hell I’m wrestling you right now. You’re f***ing drunk.
* Ubermark throws the microphone down & starts leaving the ring. Mprox grabs Ubermark, swings him around, kicks him, & nails a DDT on him. Mprox grabs the microphone.*
mprox: There’s no way in hell I’m drunk. Drunk with power, maybe. Drunk from alcohol? Hell no, because I been wanting to kick your ass for days. Ring the damn bell.
* The bell rings under mprox’s request as he grabs Ubermark, throwing him into the ropes. Mprox nails a clothesline on Ubermark. Mprox grabs Billy & throws him into the corner as Billy flips over the top rope & onto the ring apron. Mprox nails a dropkick that sends Billy into the barricade. Mprox grabs the top rope & flips over it, landing right on top of Billy. Mprox grabs Billy & throws him into the ring steps, but Billy reverses it. Mprox goes sailing into the ring steps. Billy grabs mprox & smashes his head into the steps. Billy then nails mprox’s head into the ring post. Billy hits a belly to back suplex on mprox. Billy starts kicking at mprox. Billy grabs mprox’s legs & slingshots him into the ring post. Billy slides back into the ring & climbs the top rope. Billy leaps off the top rope for a moonsault, but mprox rolls out of the way. Billy crashes onto the ring floor. Mprox gets to his feet & grabs Billy, tossing him into the ring. Mprox climbs the top rope & leaps off, landing an Asai Moonsault on Billy. Mprox starts head out of the ring, where he grabs the Blue Bath bucket. Mprox heads over to Billy & starts to pour the contents but Billy is able to roll out of the way. Mprox puts the bucket down in frustration as Billy manages to get to his feet & nails a spinning kick to mprox. Billy grabs mprox’s head & runs him into the turnbuckles. Billy repeatedly bashes mprox’s head into the turnbuckle as the fans count along. Billy lets mprox drop to the ground as he runs the ropes. As mprox is getting up, Billy hits a bulldog, sending mprox down again. Billy grabs the Blue Bath bucket when suddenly; a masked man runs out of the back & grabs Billy. He swings Billy around & nails a short-armed clothesline, causing Billy to drop the bucket. The masked man grabs the bucket & pours the contents over Billy. The referee calls for the bell as the masked man heads over to mprox & checks on him, helping him to his feet.*
Announcer: The winner of the Blue Bath Match…mprox blurred version.
* mprox & the masked man leave & head to the back as Billy throws a tantrum in the ring. *
Announcer: This next contest is for the Tri-State Championship & is the Escalator to Heaven Match. The rules of the match are simple. Both opponents must keep the child off the escalator as well as retrieve the Tri-State Championship from the top of the escalator. Making his way to the ring first is the challenger. This is Dave Davies. And his opponent coming down the aisle is the EWT Tri-State Champion. From Prophecy Reborn, here is Moxie.
* Moxie is heading to the ring as Dave is in the ring. Moxie passes Billy Ubermark as he’s headed towards the back. Moxie stops & looks at the all blue Ubermark & starts laughing. Billy stops & gets all-mad when he notices some blue paint on Moxie’s foot. Billy gets mad & starts throwing a tantrum as security grabs him & escorts him to the back. Moxie gets in the ring & turns towards Billy being escorted away as he just ushers him away with his hands. Moxie turns his back & is nailed by a clothesline by Dave. Dave grabs Moxie & throws him towards the escalator & hits a clothesline that flips Moxie onto the escalator. Dave grabs Moxie & hits a fall away slam onto him & starts giving the boot to him. Dave grabs Moxie & throws him over the top rope. Dave grabs the rope & catapults himself over. Moxie rolls out of the way. Moxie gets to his feet & grabs Dave, throwing him into the barricade with an armbar. Moxie gets on the apron & drops down with a double axe handle. Moxie grabs Dave & drops an elbow to the midsection. Moxie then grabs Dave’s legs & sets him up for the Cloverleaf. Moxie holds the move for a couple of minutes as Dave screams out in pain. Just then, Moxie notices the child getting on the escalator. Moxie is forced to drop the hold as he heads to the escalator to retrieve the child. Moxie gets the kid back to ringside as Dave nails a dropkick on Moxie. Dave grabs Moxie & hits a Triple Play Suplex on him. Dave gets to his feet & starts looking around ringside. Dave grabs a chair from ringside & heads over to Moxie, where he attempts to bring the chair down. Moxie rolls out of the way. Dave tries again as Moxie rolls out of the way. Moxie gets to his feet & nails a dropkick to the chair that sends it right into Dave’s face. Moxie grabs the chair as Dave crashes down & jumps in the air & places the chair under his leg, nailing a legdrop to the chair & face of Dave. *
* Dave rolls around in pain as Moxie quickly gets to his feet, tossing the chair aside. Moxie grabs Dave & tosses him back into the ring. Moxie follows suit. Moxie grabs Dave & nails a Full Nelson Slam. Moxie climbs the top rope & jumps off, hitting an elbowdrop to Dave. Moxie starts heading for the escalator, where he climbs on it to head on up. Dave staggers to his feet & heads for the escalator. Dave hops on the escalator, where he quickly runs up the escalator, nailing a clothesline to Moxie that sends him down. Dave grabs Moxie & rams his head into the escalator railing. Dave jumps up in the air, getting Moxie’s head between his legs, & connects with a Hurricanarama that sends Moxie rolling down the escalator. Dave starts heading down the escalator & out of the ring. He looks & sees the child heading towards the escalator. Dave doesn’t go after the kid; instead he heads to a police officer at ringside. He whispers something to the cop, who hands something to Dave. Dave hops in the ring, where he grabs the kid & handcuffs him to the ropes to prevent him from getting on the escalator ever again. Dave climbs back out of the ring & looks under the apron. Dave finds his kendo stick & a big smile goes about his face. Dave heads over to Moxie as Moxie is getting to his feet. Dave nails a hard shot that busts Moxie open & breaks the kendo stick. Dave uses the kendo stick & nails a Russian Legsweep. Dave starts heading towards the escalator & starts heading up. Moxie slowly gets to his feet & heads towards the escalator. Moxie starts climbing up the escalator as Dave reaches the top. Moxie gets to the top as well & both men start trading blows. Moxie shoves Dave hard enough that sends him falling down the escalator. Moxie tries to reach for the belt hanging above the escalator when the rigging holding it suddenly rises. Moxie looks on in disgust & climbs onto the railing of the escalator, drawing close to the belt. The rigging goes up more suddenly, as Moxie gets even angrier. Dave gets back to his feet & starts heading up the escalator where Moxie cuts him off & the 2 start brawling again. The rigging starts to lower again into it’s initial position. Dave nails a forearm to Moxie, as Moxie hits another armdrag takedown. Moxie sets up a Cloverleaf on top of the escalator when he hears something from above. Moxie looks up & suddenly; Billy Ubermark comes rappelling down the rigging for the Tri-State Championship. Moxie drops the hold as he charges Billy. Billy takes something from his tights & sprays it in the face of Moxie. Moxie is blinded & starts to stagger when Billy grabs him & tosses him over the railing to the escalator. Billy climbs on top of the escalator & looks down at Moxie, lying in the ring below. Billy jumps off the escalator, connecting a 5 Star Frog Splash from the top. Billy rolls around, grabbing his stomach, as Moxie lay unconscious. Billy rolls towards the ropes & helps himself up. At the top of the escalator, Dave is at his feet & reaches for the Tri-State Championship. The bell sounds as Dave Davies is declared the winner. Dave drops to his knees, proud of what he’s accomplished. Down below, Billy looks down in disgust at Moxie as he sprays him in the face again, where he drops the can to reveal it was mace.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 17, 2005 23:24:25 GMT -5
Announcer: This is our next contest & it is the first ever Scaffold Ladder Match. On top of the Scaffold is a ladder & hanging above the scaffold is the EWT OX Division Championship. The only way to win is to retrieve the Championship. Both combatants will start out down in the ring & make their way up the scaffold to the ladder. Making his way to the ring first, here is HM Myles. His opponent is the OX Division Champion, Spaz.
* Spaz gets in the ring & looks up at the scaffold. He looks over at HM & points upwards, motioning the belt around his waist. HM just points to himself & words with his mouth, “It’s mine again.” The bell sounds as the 2 men lock up. HM lands a knee & grabs Spaz, hitting his head onto the scaffold. HM throws Spaz into the ropes & leaps up, hitting a Hurricanarama. HM gets to his feet & runs towards the ropes, leaping off with a Lionsault. HM grabs the scaffold & starts climbing it. HM is ½ way up as Spaz gets to his feet & heads for the scaffold as well. Spaz starts climbing the scaffold after HM. HM reaches the top as Spaz draws closer. HM starts throwing punches, trying to make Spaz loose balance. Spaz grabs HM’s foot, tripping him up. Spaz reaches up & pulls himself to safety on top of the scaffold. Spaz jumps to his feet as HM does as well & the 2 lock up. Spaz hits a hiptoss, sending HM close to the edge. Spaz drops a fist onto HM. Spaz then lifts HM up & hits a fall away slam. Spaz grabs the ladder & sets it up. Spaz climbs the ladder & drops an elbow onto HM. Spaz lifts up HM & sets him up into a powerslam. Instead of dropping him, Spaz runs him head first into the ladder. This causes the ladder to tip & fall off the scaffold, crashing to the mat below. Spaz lifts up HM & sets him up for a powerbomb. HM starts punching away at Spaz & reverses it into a Hurricanarama. HM climbs the scaffold a bit & dives off with a flying forearm. HM starts giving the boot to Spaz & then lifts him up. HM hits a bodyslam onto Spaz. HM grabs Spaz & tosses him into the scaffold laddering. Spaz is hanging upside down as HM runs & baseball slides him into the face. HM grabs the second ladder on top of the scaffold & sets it up. HM starts to climb the ladder, but decides to dive off as Spaz gets to his feet. HM nails a moonsault on Spaz as he reaches his feet. HM lifts up Spaz & rams his head into the ladder. Spaz hits a low blow with his knee, knocking HM off balance. Spaz grabs HM & hip tosses him again. HM gets to his feet as Spaz nails a dropkick to HM, sending him into the scaffold laddering. *
* Spaz lifts up HM & Snake Eyes him onto the ladder. Spaz then lifts up HM & powerbombs him onto the hard wooden flooring. Spaz starts climbing the ladder & gets to the top. He looks down to see HM slowly getting to his feet. Spaz leaps off the ladder with a flying clothesline. Spaz then grabs HM & hits a bulldog onto him. The board shakes so bad that it’s starting to loosen from it’s fitting. Spaz notices this & grabs HM. Spaz lifts up HM again & powerbombs him onto the flooring as it gives away. Spaz stands on the piece that is still connected as the other piece gives & goes crashing down to the mat with HM on top of it. The second ladder also goes crashing down to the ring, leaving Spaz ladderless on ½ a scaffold platform. Spaz looks up at the belt, trying to figure out what to do as HM is motionless. Spaz heads over to the scaffold ladder & sees it goes up into the lighting rig. Spaz climbs up onto the rigging & looks around on the catwalk. He sees the rigging holding the belt up, as he heads over & pulls the championship belt up. Spaz unlatches the belt & puts it on around his waist as he’s declared the winner.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 17, 2005 23:25:22 GMT -5
Announcer: This next contest is our main event & is the Chariots of Fire Match for the EWT Tag Team Championships. The only way to win is to get both your opponents strapped to their respective Chariots & set it on fire. Making their way to the ring first are the tag team champions & they are lead by Rosa. Here is the team of Heartbreak Hitman Bret Micheals & Gasoline. Their opponents are the team of jzbadblood & psychoapeguy.
* All 4 men make their way to the ring as the chariots sit out by the entryway. Psycho looks at jz as if he wants no part of this. Jz extends his hand to his partner as psycho refuses to shake when the bell rings. HBH & Gas attack jz & psycho. HBH tosses psycho out of the ring & climbs out after him. Both men are brawling outside the ring, throwing punches. Psycho grabs HBH & throws him into the barricade. Psycho runs at him & hits a clothesline that sends both over the barricade. Psycho grabs a chair while out in the fans & swings it, nailing HBH with it. Psycho grabs HBH & hits a suplex onto another chair. Psycho grabs HBH & tosses him back over the barricade. As psycho climbs over, he’s met by HBH with punches. HBH grabs psycho & throws him down the aisle way. HBH follows after him but is met by a Russian Legsweep. Psycho jumps on top of HBH & starts punching away on his head. Psycho squeals in delight as HBH is able to reverse it with a sunset flip. HBH jumps to his feet & pounces on psycho. HBH grabs psycho & nails a German Suplex. HBH grabs psycho by the hair & drags him towards the chariots. HBH rams psycho’s head into the chariot. HBH then starts moving his foot for some Sweet Chin Music, & nails it right on psycho. This sends psycho flying backwards into the chariot. HBH grabs a match & starts placing it close to the chariot. Psycho gets all crazy & rips off part of the wood from the frame of the chariot & starts beating HBH with it. This causes HBH to bust open & bleed. HBH drops the match & this causes the chariot to start burning with both men in it. With the fire over powering both chariots, the referee rules a double elimination here.*
* While all this is going on, jz gets the upperhand on Gas. Jz throws Gas into the ropes & hits a flying forearm. Jz starts punching away on Gas. Jz slides out of the ring, where he grabs a chair. Jz brings the chair down on Gas’s ankle. Jz starts beating on jz’s leg with the chair. Jz lays the chair down on Gas’s leg & climbs the top rope. Jz leaps off with a moonsault onto the chair. Jz grabs Gas & throws him into the corner. Jz goes for a spear but Gas uses his good leg & lands a boot to the head. Gas collapses in the ring but grabs the ropes to help him up. Gas grabs the steel chair & brings it down on jz as he’s getting to his feet. This busts jz open. Gas lifts jz up & places him on the ropes. Gas hits a clothesline that sends jz out of the ring. Gas limps out of the ring & heads towards ringside. Gas lifts up jz & throws him onto the announce table. Gas climbs onto the announce table & motions to the fans. Gas grabs jz for a powerbomb but jz backflips Gas & both go through the announce table. Jz grabs Gas & drags him to the aisle way. Jz scoops up Gas & guillotines him on the barricade. Jz continues to drag Gas down the aisle when he sees psycho & HBH going at it as the match falls. Jz sees now that all is riding on his shoulders. Gas nails a knee to jz & tosses him head first into the barricade. Gas grabs jz & drags him down the aisle. Gas tosses jz towards the chariots. Gas again attempts a powerbomb, only this time he succeeds. Gas powerbombs jz through the chariot & smashes the chariot. Gas grabs a match & goes to light it as jz trips up Gas, causing him to go down. Jz staggers to his feet & grabs Gas. Jz scoops up Gas & hits a fall away slam. Jz climbs onto the entry rap & dives off, connecting with a 450 splash onto Gas. Jz grabs the match that Gas was holding & grabs Gas. Jz shoves Gas into the non-broken chariot & lights the match. Jz drops the match as the chariot catches fire & the bell rings.*
Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, the winners of the match & NEW EWT Tag Team Champions, jzbadblood & psychoapeguy.
* jz grabs both belts & runs over to check on psycho. Psycho refuses help & walks away with a look of disgust on his face, as jz looks on, confused. The pay per view fades to black as jz stands alone, holding both championships.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 17, 2005 23:27:54 GMT -5
Special thanks to dorf for his work on the Steel Cage Barbed Wire Match.
Sorry some of it was shorter then usual. I started running out of ideas after doing to many gimmic matches. My bad. Plus, I was busier then expected this weekend with my Godson being dedicated, my god daughter being baptised, & this being my last weekend off for a long time with my family.
I know, excuses, excuses...but I hope ya all enjoyed it.
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El Unorigino
AC Slater
iTotally NOT an alt!
RIP, Huracan Ramirez
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Post by El Unorigino on Apr 18, 2005 8:52:02 GMT -5
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday are the STABLE CHAMPS!!!!
OLEEE!!! OLE OLE OLEEE!!! OLEEEE!!!! O-OLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Apr 18, 2005 8:54:08 GMT -5
*Following their match, HBH and Gasoline are rushed to the hospital*
BK: Good job Toomi.
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Post by Poker Joker on Apr 18, 2005 9:00:06 GMT -5
BK: EGADS, Toomi.... Beautiful jobs on the matches. I'm impressed.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 18, 2005 9:08:59 GMT -5
BK: I agree. It was a fun read.
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Post by dorf on Apr 18, 2005 10:01:37 GMT -5
BK: I can only say that it wasn't as good as Rocky Starts...but still very good, at least it has some order to it, unlike the nBo.
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Post by obi on Apr 18, 2005 10:19:41 GMT -5
BK great PPV, nicely done dorfy!
*obi and MTWTFSS are backstage. kevin kelly comes in to do an interview*
Destroyer: your shoe is untied kev...
*kevin bends over, and obi kicks him up the ass through the door*
Obi: we got the gold, we got the gold, we got the gold yeah, we got the gold!
*fade to commercial*
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