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Post by tacotim on Mar 17, 2006 10:20:36 GMT -5
*The lights go down, to signal the arrival of Cletus Quinn, who’s getting his first title shot tonight. “Spider Baby” plays and Cletus comes out to many boos from the audience. Cletus is focused, however, and will not let the audience affect him. Once Cletus is in the ring, the lights come up.
“Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” comes up on the PA next, and Paul Podanski arrives with his prized Toolshed Title. Paul rolls into the ring and holds up his Championship at the second turnbuckle of all four corners. The ref takes Paul’s belt, and the ring bell signals the start of the match.
Cletus starts the match off by hitting a series of quick, stiff kicks to the legs, trying to take down Podanski, who is considerably larger than Quinn. Creepshow gets the large man down to one knee and attempts a Glimmering Warlock (shining Enziguri), only for Paul to duck the kick. Both men get to their feet and Paul grabs Cletus and picks him up in a Military Press! Quinn falls to the mat and rolls around in pain. Podanski pulls Quinn up and picks him up for The Appauler! After holding Cletus Quinn up, letting the blood rush to his head, Podanski finally drops Cletus to the mat. Podanski looks to finish off the match with the Apaulachian Avalanche! He climbs to the top rope and flies off, only for Cletus to roll out of the way at the last minute. Paul gets up, only for Cletus to run up and nail Suspiria! Cletus goes for the cover…
1… 2… Paul kicks out, only for Cletus to immediately pull him up to his hands and knees, grab his hair, and deliver a series of rapid-fire kicks to Podanski’s face (or Kawada Kicks, if you prefer that term). Cletus than pulls Paul to his feet, and attempts a Last Suplex on the Left. Unfortunately for Cletus, Podanski is too big and he’s not budging. The Toolshed Champion picks up Cletus for a suplex of his own, only for Creepshow to hit Paul in the head with his knee a few times. Cletus is set back on his feet and he goes back to the stiff kicks, taking Podanski down to his knees again. Quinn quickly climbs the turnbuckles and comes down with a flying cross body, landing on top of Podanski. Paul reverses the momentum of the move, however, turning it into a pin on Cletus.
1… 2… Foot on the rope. Paul is not fazed, however. He gets to his feet and signals that the end of the match is near, and the audience voices their approval. Cletus gets up and turns around to receive a boot in the midsection. Paul picks up the young challenger for the Paulerbomb! Cletus reverses it, however, into a head scissor take down. Podanski is quickly up to his feet and charges in for a Yakuza Kick, but Cletus ducks it, grabs the Toolshed Champ from behind and delivers a Lungblower! Paul rolls to the outside of the ring, and the ref begins to administer a countout. Cletus isn’t satisfied, as he tries to follow Podanski to the outside. The ref won’t have that, however, as he stops the count to admonish Creepshow.
While the ref and Cletus argue, Deron Miller comes jumping over the barricade and smashes a beer bottle over Podanski’s head, busting him open and knocking him loopy. The ref didn’t see this, as he was talking to Quinn. Miller rolls Podanski into the ring and then proceeds to play innocent when the ref sees him. Cletus informs the ref of what actually happened, and the ref talks to the ring announcer, before…
Generic Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match as the result of a disqualification and still EWT Toolshed Champion, PAUL PODANSKI!
*Cletus quickly rolls out of the ring and storms to the back, fuming. Podanski doesn’t even know what happened when the ref hands him his Title. He celebrates the victory nonetheless. Cut to commercial.
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Post by tacotim on Mar 17, 2006 10:21:42 GMT -5
*We come back from commercial to find Hoss Matthews running up to “Creepshow” Cletus Quinn.
Matthews: Creepshow, can I get a word with you? What’s the deal with what just happened out there? Why did Deron Miller attack your opponent, and why did you take the disqualification?
Quinn: I’ll tell you what happened, Matthews. Y’see, I pride myself on being able to get the job DONE in that ring. I pride myself on being one of the best wrestlers in the world today and being able to get the victory without weapons and WITHOUT INTERFERENCE. Deron Miller came out and he thought he could get under my skin by interfering on my behalf. I wasn’t havin’ any of that, I took the disqualification. Listen up, Deron; I’m sorry our match ran to the time limit without a winner. But that doesn’t mean you should be stickin’ your nose in my business! But hell, since you decided to show up in my match, I’ll go “eye for an eye” with ya. Good luck in your match, punk!
*Quinn laughs his devious laugh, before we cut to something else…
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Post by jester on Mar 17, 2006 16:10:10 GMT -5
Lilian Garcia is shown standing in the ring, a mic in her hand and a smile on her face.
Lilian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall....introducing first, from Akron, Ohio....JESTER COLT JACKAL!!!!
.:"Redefine" by SOiL hits as the lights darken. Neon blue lights start flashing through the arena, the crowd giving a good ovation this time. Jester comes through the curtain, moving to the beat of his music. Jester headbangs a little then jogs down, tagging the fans. Jester slides in and jumps onto the nearest turnbuckle. Jester salutes the crowd, then hops down and awaits his opponent after shedding his entrance attire. The music fades and the lights go back to normal.:.
Lilian: And his opponent...From Florida....The People's Champion, THE ROCK!!!
The Rock's Voice: If You SMELL....What The Rock, is cookin'!
.:The Rock's music cuts on sharply right after his voice plays, and the lights dim. The crowd is on their feet in an instant. The Rock comes through the curtain, walking with his usual cocky-but-loved aura surrounding him. The Rock walks swiftly down the aisle as the crowd gives him a huge ovation, and leaps up onto the apron. The Rock climbs the outside of the turnbuckle and throws up his arm in his age-old pose, sniffing the air. The Rock jumps down and climbs through the second rope, and makes his way past Jester and on to the farthest turnbuckle. After completing his pose, The Rock jumps down as the bell sounds and the lights return to normal for the second time.
Jim Ross: What an ovation here at EWT for The Peoples Champion!!!
Mike Tenay: And Jester, not wasting time, getting right down to business. Is that a sign of disrespect?
Jester has indeed started the match, teeing off with intense rights to the face of The Rock.
J.R: I don't believe so Mike. Jester senses his opportunity, and this kid is trying to make a name for himself!
The Rock has now been backed into a turnbuckle, Jester going with chops now. Suddenly The Rock grabs Jester and throws him into the corner, beginning to "Lay The Smackdown!".
Tenay: And The Rock firing back here!
The Rock taunts and hits his usual last punch, but irish whips Jester before he can fall. Jester runs toward the turnbuckle and in an amazing display of athletism, jumps clear to the top turnbuckle, immediately spinning off in a Whisper In The Wind. Jester gets more than all of it, the velocity making him hit Rock with his whole leg. The velocity also carries Jester over, and Jester lands on his knees, then the rest of his body lands. The crowd jumps to their feet, for Jester this time.
J.R.: That may have changed the entire fan base here tonight! Jester jumping all the way up, and taking The Rock out with one move!
Tenay: And The Rock is down here J.R. Both men are in fact! Oh Wait!
Jester has rolled onto his back, and now the crowd has began to quiet. Suddenly, Jester kips up to his feet! The Rock rolls onto his stomach and gets to his knees, stumbling to the turnbuckle. He's met in the second turnbuckle with rights, lefts, and body shots. Jester goes to work, giving The Rock all he's got in those punches. Suddenly The Rock grabs Jester's arm, spins him out of the turnbuckle, and drops him in a huge DDT! The Rock kips up shortly after.
J.R: And The Rock up on this exchange! And the crowd here at EWT is loving it!
The Rock picks Jester's legs up and steps over and through them. The audience is immediately whipped into a frenzy. The Rock proceeds to cross Jester's legs, and finally completes the sharpshooter, with taunts and trash-talk. The Rock walks his helpless opponent to the middle of the ring, and stomps down like only The Rock can, applying pressure.
J.R: And The Rock with the Sharpshooter, The Rock with the Sharpshooter!
Tenay: Yes but will Jester tap?
Jester is screaming in pain, pulling his hair. Jester's hand comes up and the crowd goes wild. The Rock has a look of determination through all of the sweat running down his face.
J.R: He's gonna do it folks, He's gonna tap!
Jester slams his hand down and shakes his head through gritted teeth at the ref. Jester rises off the mat now, crawling towards the ropes in desperation.
Tenay: Jester's gonna get out by tapping or getting the ropes, before to much damage is done!
But The Rock pulls him back into the center of the ring. Jester cries out in pain, fading to the mat. The Rock starts easing up just enough, sensing the end. Just as The Rock attempts to tighten the hold with more pressure than before, Jester pushes himself up. Jester pushes against the canvas with his arms, and pushes against The Rock with his legs, rolling through the sharpshooter. Jester's leg is now through The Rock's legs on the canvas. Jester snaps up in pain but determination and picks up The Rock's legs, locking in his own Sharpshooter!
J.R: Oh My God! Jester's got The Great One in a sharpshooter now!
The Rock writhes in pain, but crawls to the ropes. Jester pulls him back in retaliation! The Rock is the one to fade to the canvas this time. Jester whips his head, shaking sweat thats falling into his eyes. Jester grits his teeth, determined.
Tenay: The Rock is in trouble here. Damage could be done to both men here!
The Rock snaps up using his hands, gritting his own teeth now. The Rock crawls, pulling Jester backwards. The Rock stretches his arm out, just missing the bottom rope!
Tenay: So close, but so far away for The-
J.R: Wait! He's got it!
The Rock has now collasped forward, locking his hand around the rope. The referee taps Jester's shoulder, explaining the situation, telling him to let go. Jester refuses, and the ref begins his count. Jester releases at three, and can't help but fall to the canvas. The Rock wills himself out of the ring now, smacking the arena floor with a thud as he struggles to get distance, needing to recover. Jester rolls instinctively over, and out of the ring, trailing The Rock. He's met with a Rocky Spinebuster on the arena floor! The Rock struggles to his feet, pumping up the crowd by imitating a dusting off motion on the nearest steel turnbuckle post. He staggers to Jester's legs, lifts them, and executes a slingshot. The slingshot sends Jester all the way up to the top of the steel post, Jester cutting his forehead open at the top. Jester goes rolls away, landing leaning against the announce table.
J.R: And that was The Rock knowing just where to stick it, Tenay.
Tenay: Absolutely. Vintage shades of The Rock right here.
Jester rests up against the announce table, holding a hand to his forehead. Fresh blood runs slowly through his fingers. The Rock is up now, coming at Jester. Jester ducks a familiar right hand and heaves The Rock up, dropping him chest first on the announce table. Jester slides in enough to break the refs count, which is now at 8. Jester slides back out in a fluid motion and irish whips The Rock into the very steel post he busted Jester open on. Jester slides in and lays there, just past the apron. The Rock is recovering from being wrapped around the post with velocity. Finally The Rock gets to his feet, and slides in. Jester meets The Rock charging. Suddenly, The Rock hits another Spinebuster! He snaps to action, stepping over to Jester's head. The Rock kicks Jester's arm in cockily, and begins slowly taking off his elbow pad.
J.R(Speaking with the impact of the now running Rock.): Here we go folks. The most...electrifying move...in sports entertainment..today, and he hits it!
Tenay: You know what comes next....he's measuring him!
The Rock is indeed in his pose, shaking and slightly stomping, urging Jester to get up. Jester does so, getting a tiny bounce off the ropes before turning around to be met with a kick to the mid-section. The Rock applies a front-face lock to Jester, and begins dancing and taunting Jester. The Rock finally throws up his hand and yells.
Tenay: What the hell? Isn't that Jester's set-up?
The Rock starts to turn to steal Jester's finisher, and as he does, Jester takes him by the arm and spins him out of it. Never letting go of The Rock's arm, Jester pulls him in and ducks underneath. Jester doesn't waste a second, and powers The Rock down with...The Rock Bottom!!!
J.R: God Almighty! He caught The Rock with The Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom on The Rock!!!
Jester bounces off the canvas with the impact and rolls over to his back, not able to capitalize. Suddenly...Jester kips up again! In doing so, from the fatigue of the match, he stumbles into the ropes. The Rock staggers to his feet by rolling over and using the ropes. The Rock stumbles to the center of the ring and meets Jester swinging wildly. Jester ducks, pulls The Rock's arm over, gets in posistion, and trips him in a Jackal Buster! Jester now crawls towards the turnbuckle.
Tenay: J.R, I've seen Jester before in action, outside of EWT where he's highly accomplished. THIS, is vintage Jester now.
Jester hops to the top turnbuckle. He salutes the fans and yells, then jumps off, hitting The Rock with yet another signature...the Fall of Fate. Both men are down as the ref begins his count.
Referee: 1!...2!...3!...4!...5!...6!...7!-
Jester is up, but out on his feet.
Referee: 8!...9!...-
The Rock kips up at the last second and Jester instanly charges, finding a hidden amount of adrenaline. The Rock somehow catches Jester with yet ANOTHER signature spinebuster. The Rock slings his other armband off, stepping to Jester's head once more.
J.R: This is gonna be the end! The Rock is wrapping this one up ladies and gentlemen! One more electrifying time!!!
The Rock stampedes across the ring and hits the ropes, then comes back. He leaps over Jester and continues on, hitting the other side. He comes back but Jester meets him standing, and delivers a desperation Akron Homecoming jawbreaker! The Rock stumbles around, flailing. Out on his feet, he stumbles into the ropes and comes back. Jester weakly kicks him in the mid-section, stumbling on his own in the process. Jester applies the front-face lock this time, and calls out his yell. He turns, but The Rock pushes him into the ropes and catches him coming back with a Samoan Drop!
Tenay: Jester took to much time taunting, and it just might have cost him! I thought it was over!
The Rock gets up using the ropes again and undoes the top turnbuckle pad. The referee notices, yet The Rock completely ignores him, going back to Jester.
J.R: I thought it was over too! Jester's a bloody mess now, so why does The Rock want to rub it in by taking the turnbuckle off? This isn't right!!!
Tenay: And now he's measuring Jester again! Maybe it was just an insurance policy?
The Rock has gotten up in his stance again, eyebrows arched in determination. Jester rolls over and pulls himself to up by the turnbuckle The Rock just untied. The Rock relaxes for a second, shrugging. He then proceeds to charge Jester, uncharacteristically. Jester has it scouted as if he planned on The Rock charging him, as if he needed it. The Rock charges and Jester sees his last shot of hope. Jester moves at literally the last second before impact, and The Rock careens face-first into the exposed turnbuckle! The Rock whips his head back and spins around, getting caught with another kick. Jester doesn't waste as much time this time, and only throws his arm up for a second. Jester spins and connects with The Final Heaven!
Tenay: And just like his debut match, Jester has stunned us! Can he- Yes, here's the cover!
Jester has rolled The Rock over, and now lays over him, hooking the leg for the pin.
Referee: 1...2...3!!!!!
J.R: Jester has done it! Jester has done it again! The Rock cost himself by exposing that turnbuckle!
Tenay: This rookie is simply amazing! The Rock is out. I think that just sent a message to our loyal EWT, Jester means business! He's defeated The Rock in only his second match here!
Redefine by SOiL blares on as Jester stumbles up with the ref's help, who his holding his hand up. Jester glances at the downed Brama Bull and hits the canvas, rolling from the ring. Jester throws one hand up, and caresses his head with the other. Jester stumbles to the back, wincing in pain. The crowd is on there feet as we cut to a commerical...
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Mar 18, 2006 2:26:31 GMT -5
(Backstage UC is pacing back and forth, stewing in his juices at what just happened at Curly's Coliseum. Leaning up against a locker, lost in his own thoughts, is Billy Ubermark. Terri is sitting on a couch with her head in her hands, worried about her upcoming match with D'Zee.) UC: "Grumble....grumble.......stupid broad..... BU: "Are you still pissed about that date, last night?" UC: "Yeah! Do you know how long it took me to set that up?" BU: "Dude, what did I tell you before you left the arena?" UC: "I know! I know! It's not a good idea to *BEEP!* *BEEP!* a *BEEP!* in a church during Sunday mass. BU: "There ya go!" UC: "You'd think they would be more uplifted when the church is filled with someone screaming "Oh God!" at the top of her lungs! But nooooooo! They gotta get all uppity on me! BU: "You're surprised? Man, I thought for sure they would have at least stoned you to death!" UC: "Do they even do that anymore? Get real! To top it all off, that chick wasn't even my type. (Billy looks up with a hurt look on his face. ) BU: "Not your type?! Then why'd you even bother to nail her? I mean.... you could've... you know.... DONATED her to a worthy cause.... like... you know... ME." UC: "Sorry, chum. I had to do it. I needed something to get my mind off of that crap from Curly's Colloseum! Those (BLEEP) Raggles think they know what's up........I'll settle their hash............." BU: "Those inbred bastards aren't the only ones. Those Nyrds haven't learned their lesson, yet. I say its time we take them to school, again, too." (UC stops and looks at Terri who is clearly very nervous. He stops pacing and sits next to her and appears he's going to console her.) UC: "Now, now. Don't look so upset. I know you're worried and all but in the end everything will turn up peaches. You'll see." Terri: (Looking up) "Really?" UC: "Yeah, really. Billy and I will be the next tag champs before you know it!" (Terri slugs UC in the arm.) UC: "Ow! What the *BEEP!*?" Terri: "That's not what I'm worried about, you goon! I have to get in the ring with that psychopath, D'Zee! She's going to murder me!" UC: "Oh come on! You're worried about that brick top? You'll bounce her all over the ring like a hoppity hop with extensions! Then the Hawaiian Pineapple will have no choice but to give you a shot at the GND belt! Then we'll both be champions at the same time! Won't that rock your face? Then all those suckers in the back will be so overcome with jealousy, they'll puke! Yeah, that'll show 'em!" Terri: "Ultimo, I really appreciate all of the support you've been giving me. I wish more people would see that side of you instead of the ego maniacal jerk you tend to be. But let's be honest. Has it ever occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, I'm just not cut out to be a wrestler?" UC: "Obviously not!" Terri: "Ugh!" UC: "Ok, so you haven't been in the ring for a while and you're afraid you've got some ring rust. But fear not, tater tot. You're old pal Ultimo is going to whip you into shape! Now where did I leave my old dumbbells?" Terri: "I'm looking at a couple right now." UC: "Whuzzat?" Terri: "Never mind. Ultimo, how in the world do you expect me to be ready in time for my match with D'Zee? I have to face her this week!" UC: "Go get your gym suit on and I'll show you." (Terri leaves, and Billy comes over to where he's sitting." BU: "Did that chick kick you in the head, last night?" UC: "No.... Well, only the one time I asked her to. Why?" BU: "You're going to turn Miss String-Bean, there, into a professional wrestler in a matter of a couple days? Are you nuts? UC: "No, I'm not nuts. I can do this. Why? You wanna bet on it?" BU: "Sure, I'll bet. I've got five bucks that says you're blowing smoke out your ass." UC: "Five bucks, eh? How are you going to afford that new issue of Playboy with Jessica Alba when it comes out after I win?" BU: "Shut up, and take the bet... unless you're that sure you can't do this." UC: "Fine, fine. You're on, hot shot. And coincidentally, one time I won five bucks actually blowing smoke out of my ass. True story." (Terri comes back into the picture. She's wearing a tank-top shirt and sweatpants, now.) Terri: "OK. Here I am. Now, how do you plan on turning me into a top-notch wrestler in only a couple days?" BU: "Call Barry Bonds?" (Chocula gives Billy a subtle elbow in the stomach to shut him up.) UC: "Simple! Whenever you need to go from weakling to god among insects in a short amount of time, do what John Cusack does! You do a..." (The staple of every underdog flick from the Reagan Era is back and in full force. "Eye Of The Tiger" starts to play as we see UC and Terri in the gym in their work out clothes.) "Risin' up Back on the street, Did my time Took my chances...." (UC blows on his whistle and Terri starts doing push ups. She can only get about seven inches down before her swollen mammories bounce her back up into position. She tries again but the same thing happens. UC ponders the situation for a moment then walks off screen. He comes back with a stack of unsold copies of "How To Cut Killer Promos, By Test" and stacks them up in front of Terri. He places her hands on the top of the stack and now she has more than enough room to do a full push up.) "So many times It happens so fast You change your passion for glory...." (Inside the ring is the number 2 EWT interviewer Sum Guy, decked out in a baggy singlet, old New Balance shoes with droopy mis matched socks, and Rick Steiner head gear that's on backwards. He absent mindedly waves to the camera and UC smacks him, telling him to knock it off. He tells Terri to lock up with him and she does. Terri executes a perfect arm drag, followed by a test book hip toss, and finally takes Sum Guy down for good with a surprisingly spry head scissors. Terri stands back up and looks to UC for approval. UC shakes his head and instructs Terri to watch and learn. He tells Sum Guy to lock up with him, and he does, that is until UC gives Sum Guy a good old fashioned thumb to the eye. Sum Guy recoils and stumbles around the ring, half blind and in agony. UC turns to Terri and makes a gesture suggesting "That's how it's done". Terri rolls her eyes.") "It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival...." (Terri is on the ground about to do sit ups. Chocula is standing behind Terri with a timer in one hand, and Billy Ubermark in kneeling front of Terri to spot her feet. Billy holds Terri's feet down as she begins to do sit ups. As Terri continues on with the sit-ups, Billy looks up and notices Terri's cleavage rears right up into Billy's face. Billy starts to smile and his grin becomes bigger and bigger with every sit up when finally UC catches on. Eventually, on one sit-up, Terri's chest gets exceptionally close to Billy's face. Billy lets out an exasperated sigh, and passes out. Terri goes flying backwards as Billy collapses on the floor. Chocula looks down at Billy, shakes his head, and shoves a lit cigarrett in his partner's mouth.) "Face to face Out in the heat Hangin' touch Stayin' hungry..." (Suddenly the music turns into a midi track as we see a digital UC peddling on a bike with Terri jogging behind him in a pink sweat suit. They seem to be animated with only two frames as New York City, complete with a digital Statue Of Liberty, scrolls behind them. The music turns back to normal.) "Risin' up Straight to the top Have the guts Got the glory..." (Back in the ring UC looks at his stop watch as Terri sends Sum Guy into the ropes and catches him with a leg lariat. She then picks him up and plants him with an STO. She climbs up to the top rope and leaps off landing a top heavy but otherwise fine moonsault. She hooks the leg and is looking for UC to make the pin. After seven seconds she looks at UC, who's still looking at his stop watch. She gets up and nudges him, which snaps UC out of it. Terri looks at the watch and finds out it's not really a stop watch but a hand held Frogger game. She smacks UC in the back of the head and walks off.) "It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival..." (Terri is running through the streets with UC right behind her, egging her on. She starts sprinting up a long flight of stairs getting more and more determined with each step she takes. UC is behind her shouting encouragement. Terri gets to the top of the stairs and starts jumping up and down with her arms in the air, UC joining in as the music hits it's spine tingling crescendo.) "And he's watchin' us all in the eeeeeeeeeeeye! ........Of the tiger!" (Terri and UC are still celebrating as the music fades. All of a sudden UC gets a tap on the shoulder. He turns and it's a cop who points over to a sign that says, "No lame Rocky references permitted". UC and Terri look back at the cop like he's a moron. Suddenly the cop takes out his gun and UC & Terri take off running. Turns out they were in Portland, where the police do this all too often.) (Back at the gym UC and Terri are sitting on the ring apron drinking water with towels around their necks.) Terri: "Damn! I feel like I could take on the world! That boneheaded bimbo, D'zee, is going to get her skull thumped when I get her in the ring." UC: "That's the spirit, kid! You're almost ready for that loud mouthed so and so! Now go outside and cool off! We've got a couple more things to do before we're done!" (Terri walks off. As she does so, Billy Ubermark walks into the picture.) UC: "Well...." BU: "Impressive!" UC: "You still think I can't pull this off?" BU: "You've done a nice job. I've gotta hand it to you." UC: "So you're convinced, then?" BU: "WHAT?! Hey, just because I'm amazed you got her to jiggle her knockers to a bad Survivor song doesn't mean I think you've turned her into the next Trish Stratus. Training is one thing. But the only way you're going to convince me is by having her actually BEAT D'zee at the next PPV." UC: "That's it, huh?" BU: "That's it." UC: "Well, pal.... get ready to be convinced." BU: "Uh-huh. Sure. I'm going to go get ready for our interview, later. Catch ya when you're done." (Billy walks off the way he came in. Ultimo Chocula takes a drink of water from his bottle and remains sitting on the ring, contemplating things as the screen fades to black.)
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Post by crauswell on Mar 18, 2006 12:06:10 GMT -5
Styles: We're about to get set with a rematch, from the EWT Number One Contenders Tournament, it's gonna be... Deron Miller once again going toe to toe with Crauswell. I guarantee you... this is gonna be one hell of a stiff match.
Mastadon's Crusher Destroyer starts up
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Rahway New Jersey, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is Wrestling's New Messiah, Deron Miller!!!
Miller trudges down to the ring, quickly entering it and standing inside, awaiting his opponent.
He doesn't wait long as a huge pyrotechnic blast goes off... and Broken Wings starts up.
Announcer: And his opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at 272 pounds... Crauswell!!!
Crauswell steps out onto the stage, spreading his wings... then slowly heading down to the ring.. He hops up onto the apron, climbing inside and looking over at Miller. The two spy each other and lock eyes... staring each other down.
The bell rings and Miller gets hit with a vicious Overhand Palm Slap to the chest from Crauswell. He immediately counters with one of his own, equally as vicious. Crauswell follows up with another, even more vicious. Miller manages to follow up with another equally vicious slap to the chest. The two immediately lock up afterwards, Crauswell barely able to overpower Miller, pushing him back a bit. He gives him a kick to the gut then lifts him up high... taking him down to the mat with an overhead belly to belly. He immediately charges, leaping up and nailing Miller with one of his vicious headbutts to the chest. Into a cover. 1.....2
Miller easily kicks out. Crauswell gets to his feet... Miller quickly following. The gryphon goes for a leg lariat, but Deron counters, catching him in mid air, then dropping him across his knee for a backbreaker. Crauswell groans, falling to the mat as Miller looks down. He drops a leg across the throat of Crauswell... then gets back to his feet and drops another one for good measure. Into the cover. 1....2.
Crauswell kicks out almost as fast as Miller. Miller doesn't look surprised. He goes for a third leg drop, but Cruaswell rolls out of the way. Miller groans as Crauswell gets to his feet, charging forward and delivering a knee to the face, putting Deron on his back. The Gryphon then walks up, lifting him up by the legs... looking to lock in the Gorilla Clutch Hold... but Miller uses his legs, forcing Crauswell back and stopping his chances. He gets back to his feet... charging forward and nailing an STO! Into the cover 1....2....
Crauswell again kicks out! Miller walks over, grabbing him by the neck and immediately locking in a Buffalo Sleeper. Crauswell acks and starts flailing wildly, trying to escape the move! However... Miller has the hold locked on tight. He starts trying to put the bird man under, applying more and more pressure with each passing second. Crauswell struggles to hold on... starting to fade fast.
He keeps trying to get Miller to break the hold, but to no avail. Deron isn't letting go... as he continues wrenching the neck area. However, Crauswell refuses to give in. He delivers a quick elbow shot to the side... and another. Miller acks, loosening his grip... as he immediately breaks the submission... into a backslide pin! 1...2...
Deron kicks out once again! Again... Crauswell can't believe it! He quickly gets back to his feet, reaching down and lifting Miller up to his feet, then up again, slamming him to the mat with a powerslam! Another cover... 1....2....
But Miller manages kick out once again. The Gryphon man growls, leaping up high for a headbutt, but Miller gets the knees up... knocking the wind right out of him. The gryphon acks... on his feet still, holding his chest. Miller nips up and goes behind Crauswell, taking him down immediately with a Straight Jacket Lungblower! He rolls over into the cover of his own! 1....2...
Crauswell kicks out! Miller locks a bit surprised still. He gets to his feet... signaling for the end! Miller then lifts him up again, into the tombstone piledriver, drops to his knees, stands back up, and hoists Crauswell up, going for the DVD. But the bird wraps an arms around his neck... countering into a DDT Takedown! Back to the mat... he goes for a cover again! 1....2...
NO! Miller once again kicks out! The gryphon angrily hits the mat in frustration. He gets to his feet again, rolls Miller over and leaps up with a splash, Miller rolls out of the way again. Crauswell groans... as Miller stalks him again. The Gryphon gets to his feet again, Miller grabbing him and nailing a nice exploder suplex! He gets to his feet again... starting to show signs of exhaustion. He wipes sweat off his brow. Miller then charges forward, leaping up high and delivering a falling double axe handle to the chest of Crauswell... softening him up further. He hooks the leg. 1....2....
Crauswell manages to get the shoulder up. Miller groans, reaching down and lifting the gryphon to his feet again, attempting to hoist him up... but the Gryphon resists, instead delivering a knee to the gut. He then hoists Miller up for a chokeslam, setting him up for the Beak Buster!!! It connects and he goes for the cover!!! 1....2....
NO WAY!!! Deron Miller just barely gets the shoulder up in time! Crauswell looks shocked. He lifts Miller up... weakly by the throat. He goes for a lariat, but Deron manages to duck underneath. Crauswell however counters just in time, leaping up and nailing a dropkick... sending Deron stumbling back, knocking a camera man off the apron by accident. The gryphon then grabs a dazed Miller and rolls him into a small package!!! 1....2....3!!!
It should be over, but there's no referee to make the count. He's on the outside checking on the cameraman. Crauswell still has Miller pinned... but wait a minute! Cletus Quinn slides into the ring and quickly and reverses the small package, so Deron is pinning Crauswell!!! He quickly exits the ring... as the referee slides in just in time. 1....2....3!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner... Deron Miller!!!
Styles: You gotta be kidding me... why the hell did Cletus just help Miller win a match? In any case... it looks like Crauswell's losing streak is gonna continue.
Miller gets to his feet... quickly sliding out of the ring and confronting Cletus,, wondering what the hell just happened. Meanwhile in the ring, Crauswell can't believe once again, he's been screwed out of another match. He grabs the Referee and takes them out with a huge lariat... resulting in some loud boos. He then exits the ring.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Mar 19, 2006 0:55:40 GMT -5
*The PTA's music hits & Principal Pain makes his way to the ring. The crowd boo & he chastises them.*
Bobby Cruiz: THE following contest is scheduled for one fall. Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 lbs, representing The PTA Principal Pain!
*He climbs into the ring & the crowd boo even louder. Then Party Starter plays & the boos turn to cheers. Spaz appears at the top of the ramp wearing the new Generation Tech shirt & draped in the Australian Flag.*
BC: And his opponent, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 216 lbs representing Generation Tech he is Spaz!
*Spaz gets into the ring & the two stand nose to nose. The rivalry between the two factions is growing. Referee Lee seperates them & inspects them for illiegal weapons. When he is satisfied they have none he calls for the bell. The two men lock up & Spaz gets leverage for a Headlock Takedown. Spaz holds on & twists Pain's head, Pain squeals as Spaz twists. Pain fights to stand up & he sends Spaz into the corner. Spaz bounces out & Pain nails a Belly To Belly Suplex. Spaz gets up & rubs his back. Pain the two men lock up again & Pain overpowers Spaz intoa Wristlock. He wrenches Spaz's arm & knocks him to his knees with clubbing blows to the shoulder. Pain then nails Spaz with a stiff looking kick to the back of the head. Spaz drops to the mat on his chest. Pain looks to lock on a STF but Spaz fights it & Pain changes his mind by locking on an Ankle Lock! Spaz is right in the centre of the ring & has nowhere to go. He tries to crawl to the ropes but Pain pulls him back. Spaz looks like he is about to tap but with a sudden burst if energy he is able to roll through & counter into an Ankle Lock of his own! The crowd go up as one & Pain screams. Spaz drops & tries to grapevine Pain's leg but Pain is able to fight it & get to the bottom rope. Both men are slow to rise & the crowd start a "Let's Go Spaz!" chant. Pain turns to admonishe the crowd but as he does Spaz locks on around his waist & he nails a German Suplex, he rises & hits a secind & rises again, this time Pain counters & hits a German Suplex of his own, he rises & hits a second, he rises again & looks another but Spaz counters it & hits a Tiger Suplex into a Pin attempt.*
1 2 NO!
*Pain kicks out & the crowd applaud the technical ability of both men. After the kick out both men are slow to get to a vertical base. They trade punches but Spaz ducks one of Pain's shots & plants him with a Neckbreaker. Spaz is fired up now & he lifts Pain up & hits a Vertical Suplex, followed by a second & a third. Spaz stands & points skywards, he then goes to the corner & climbs to the top. But as he gets there he is nailed on the back by Virus with a Kendo Stick! The ref calls for the bell as Spaz falls to the mat. Virus gets in the ring & stomps away at Spaz. But then Limey comes running down to the ring, chair in hand. Virus helps Pain up & they get out as Limey gets in.*
BC: Your winner of this match via disqualification, Spaz!
*For the second week Gen. Tech Members & PTA members stare each other down as we fade to commercial.*
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Mar 19, 2006 11:57:51 GMT -5
*"She's Got Issues" hits as Carla O Woe makes her way out. She is obviously distressed, and does not do her usual "Horn-throwing" gesture. Despite this, she receives a large pop.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for ONE-FALL! Introducing first, from Rochester, New Hampshire...CARLA O WOE!!!
*Carla slides into the ring, and takes the microphone.*
Carla: HOLLY! I have NO idea what your damn problem is! First you get dissappointed when I don't show up for a match with you...then you run away from an actual match with me...and now you challenge me to a freaking ELEVATOR TO HELL MATCH? Well let me tell you something, Holly. I no longer care what rules we play by anymore. I just want you to LEAVE ME ALONE, AND STAY AWAY FROM ME...and if that means i have to divert from the code...I'll do it.
*This provokes a somewhat negative reaction from the crowd.*
Carla: But after the match...the GND Code...is here to stay, and if I win...I'll continue to fight...I'll continue to progress back to the top of the ladder...and I WILL get back the GND Title...in the best, most honourable way that I can do.
*The crowd cheer this, and chant "GND!" Carla drops the mic...and DX's music hits as Stephanie McMahon, accompanied by Tori, makes her way out, clad in her T-shirt and stretch pants. She appeals to nothin' but heat. Stephanie gets into the ring as the bell rings.*
*Carla extends her hand...and Stephanie laughs it off. She looks at Carla and asks "Do you know who I am?" before slapping Carla in the face. Carla...does not take this well, taking Stephanie down with a spear, and then grabbing the legs for a Devil Lock...Tori suddenly grabs the hair of Carla, and slams her down to the mat...since Stephanie did not accept the Code, this is still legal. With Carla stunned, Tori measures her up for the Tori Bomb...Carla evades Tori with a roll, and hits her with a front bulldog before rushing to the turnbuckle and leaping off with an EYE CANDY!!*
*Tori rolls out of the ring as Stephanie quickly hits a club to the back of Carla's head...Carla quickly gets to her feet, and simply stares down Stephanie to a huge pop. Stephanie tries to talk her way out of it, but no dice. Carla trips Stephanie, and is about to lock in the Devil Lock, but Stephanie already taps!*
Winner: Carla O Woe.
*Post-match, Carla lets go of Stephanie, and watches as she crawls shamefully to the back. Carla then stares them down as the crowd cheer, wondering what Holly's reaction is...*
*Fade out*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 19, 2006 13:01:13 GMT -5
Gorilla Monsoon: Hello fans and welcome back to some more great EWT action here.
Jesse Ventura: You got that right Gino. And this next match is sure to be a good one.
*Tito Santana's music hits as the fans give a respectable pop.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Tocula, Mexico, TITO SANTANA!
Gorilla: Tito Santana here at the EWT Arena, where he will take on "The Heartbreaker" Chad Michaels.
Jesse: That's right Gino. And Cheeto Santana is gonna have his hands full with this kid. I can tell that Chad Michaels is going to go far.
*Sexy Boy hits before turning into "Symphony Of Destruction (Remix)" by Megadeth as Chad Michaels comes out to a huge pop.
Lillian: And his opponent, now residing in Miami, Florida, weighing in at 235 lbs., "The Heartbreaker" Chad Michaels!
Michaels climbs into the ring and looks at Santana before shaking his hand.
Gorilla: The youngster Chad Michaels is showing respect around here Jess.
Jesse: That's just a trap Gorilla. Trust me, Michaels is going to get the win in this one.
*Bell rings*
The match starts off with a tie-up, with Michaels getting Tito in a headlock. Tito instictively backs Michaels into the ropes and pushes him off. Michaels avoids a clothesline and jumps off the second rope,avoiding Tito. Tito tries to hit a polish hammer, but Michaels grabs the arm and locks in the Anaconda Vice!!
Gorilla: The Anaconda Vice Jesse! Will Tito kick out?
Jesse: I don't think so Gorilla. Cheeto is going to tap out to this one.
Gorilla: That's where you're wrong Jess! Tito has managed to get out of the hold!
Indeed he did, as Michaels and Santana both get up to a vertical base. Santana gets the advantage, hitting Michaels with a snap suplex before hitting another. Santana doesn't stop, picking Michaels up and hitting a backbreaker. Michaels is holding his back now as it is obvious that he is in pain. Santana tries to lock in the Boston Crab, but Michaels quickly grabs him and locks him in a roll-up!
1......
2......Kick out by Santana. Michaels gets back up and whips Santana to the ropes. Michaels comes running hard, hitting a big spalsh, knocking the wind out of Santana. Michaels quickly ascends the turnbuckle before hitting a moonsault DDT!!
Gorilla: My God Jesse! Santana could be knocked out with that one!
Jesse: Haha, what did I tell ya Monsoon? This kid Michaels is going to beat Cheeto Santana.
Santana is down as Michaels gets up and seems like he's waiting for Santana to get up. Santana manages to get up as Michaels runs at Santana, hoping to hit the Shining Wizard. Michaels jumps off the leg and is about to connect when Santana ducks and Michaels hits the referre!
Gorilla: Oh no Jess! The referre is down!
Jesse: Say goodbye to the rulebook for now Gino! Now we get to see some real action!
Santana gets up fully as Michaels gets back up as well. Santana gets another advantage, hitting a dropkick, knocking Michaels down again. Santana then hits his right forearm, signaling for the end.
Gorilla: It looks like Michaels is in trouble Jess!
Jesse: Nonsense Gorilla. Michaels will avoid Cheeto's Flying Forearm and win
Santana picks Michaels back up and Irish Whips him to the ropes as Santana runs to the other ropes before hitting the FLYING FOREARM!!
Jesse: NO!!! GET UP KID!!!! YOU GOTTA GET UP!! I PLACED A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU!!!!
Gorilla: You bet on wrestling Jesse?
Jesse: A harmless bet Gorilla. A harmless bet....
Gorilla: Where are you going??
Jesse Ventura gets into the ring while Santana is trying to revive the ref. Jesse turns Santana around before hitting a low blow!! Jesse isn't done yet as he goes outside and gets a chair before whacking Santana with it!!
Gorilla: That's despicable Jesse!!
Jesse gets out of the ring as Michaels and the referre both get up. Michaels picks up Santana and places him on the turnbuckle. Michaels takes his time to get up but eventually does as he hooks both arms and hits the Coca-Cola Cliff Drop!!!! Michaels turns Santana over and has the pin.
1.......
2.......
3.........!!!!
Lillian Garcia: here is your winner, The Heartbreaker Chad Michaels!!!!
Gorilla: I can't believe you just did that Jess.
Jesse: Hey, I told you that Michaels would win. I just had to help him a bit.
Gorilla: Well, nonetheless, Chad Michaels is the winner of this match.
Jesse: Just like I told you Gorilla. There was no way that Cheeto was goign to win.
Gorilla and Jesse are still arguing as we cut to a commercial for the Rise and Fall of G.L.O.W., brought to you by WrestleCrap.
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Post by The Bad Man on Mar 19, 2006 19:34:43 GMT -5
We come back to the ring
FINK: the Next match is for one fall .. first making her way to the ring from the rough side of New York .. she won't tell us her weight but she is one mean customer ... D'Zee!!
Some heavy urban beat plays out tot the arena and D'Zee walks to the ring. She crunches her taped fists a sour looking grimace across her face ... she enters the ring and shoves the Fink and heads to her corner she folds her arms and waits for Terri
FINK: .. u-hem ... and her opponent she is the gorgeous EWT interviewer from Gainesville, Florida ... she is the lovely ... Terri!!
The crowd cheers as Terri appears she is reluctant to go out, but Ultimo Chocula gives her a little shove from the curtain and a thumbs up that seems to comfort her. She heads to the ring as we go to the announce booth
JOSH: Hi everyone I'm Josh Matthews alongside Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan ...
HEENAN: I can't believe I've been paired up with a runt like you! .. shouldn't you be down at the consession stand serving up ice-cream to these idiots?
JOSH: Well thanks Brain .. so do you reckon Terri has a chnace tonight? .. she certainly has some skills plus recently some training from her friend and EWT Superstar Ultimo Chocula ...
HEENAN: I'll tell you what will happen in this match Josh ... Terri is going to come in looking good for the camera. Then spend the next ten minutes getting beat all around the ring by the female equivalent of Mike Tyson.
JOSH: Ok then, back to ringside
Terri enters the ring and poses for the crowd, giving them a real show that would turn Billy Uermark red with envy.. the crowd laps it up ... she turns around and comes face to face with D'Zee. Her smile soon disappearing on seeing the take no prisoner harlot hunt winner D'Zee doing an almost spot on Ken Shamrock impression right in front of her
the bell rings
They approach one another and right off the bat D'Zee takes a hard swipe at Terri's face, but Terri ducks as the Ref goes to talk to D'Zee about closed fists. Terri cautiously circles with D'Zee and they tie up. D'Zee goes to bring a hard knee up to Terri's chest but Terri had it scouted thanks to Ultimo's training and hits an armdrag! ... D'Zee furious comes at Terri again but gets nailed with a hip toss! .. Terri covers ..
1 ...
D'Zee kicks out and gets up as Terri nimbley bounces around the ring like a young Muhammed Ali. D'Zee goes for some hard looking punches but Terri ducks and dodges them ... she throws a few jabs of her own a smile beginning to appear. She goes for a huge haymaker ..
JOSH: Thats not wise, Ms. Runnels!
... but D'Zee ducks underneath the attempt and locks Terri's arm with her left .. D'Zee then begins to repeatedly hit bodyblow after Bodyblow on Terri ... until finally nailing her with a hard uppercut to the jaw .. knocking her to the canvas ...
HEENAN: See I told you! .. You don't play games with this girl ...
JOSH: Yep she's a handfull al'right ...
HEENAN: .. That's it I'm not working with this second rate announcer .. I'm out of here ..
Heenan throws his headgear to the floor and walks to the back
Meanwhile as the Ref admonishes D'Zee for using far too many closed punches again .. Terri slowly gets up her lip split from that last punch and her stomach severly winded. Seeing her lip is bleeding a little, gives Terri some new found Motivation and she challenges D'Zee to a test of strength .. D'Zee laughs and accepts ... They close one hand with each other .. and then Terri gives D'Zee a thumb to the eye!! ... Ultimo's traing may have paid off as D'Zee stumbles around half blind. Terri measures her for a quick bulldog, and nails it .... Terri mounts the turnbuckle as D'Zee gets up ... Terri leaps going for a pretty flying crossbody ... but D'Zee catches her and powerslams her into the canvas ... D'Zee mocks the crowd with a one armed salute as Terri holds her back in pain ...
The crowd boo's as D'Zee turns her back on them to concentrate on Terri who is getting up
D'Zee shoves her back down on the canvas as soon as Terri gets up ... D'Zee talks garbage to Terri which causes Terri to slap the flavor out of D'Zee's mouth ... D'Zee visibly angry at this outrage picks Terri up by the hair and cracks her in the face with a savage forearm knocking Terri back to the canvas face down. D'Zee runs off the ropes and hits a legdrop to the back of the head ... D'Zee then clamps her strong thighs around Terri's neck and twists her body back!! ... The Ghetto Neck Snap is firmly locked in ... As D'Zee face shows a sickening intensity, Terri's neck is almost pulled back over her own shoulders. She has no choice ... Terri taps ...
The Bell Rings
D'Zee however isn't letting go .. and continues to pull back on Terri's neck. Terri is turning blue as officials rush down to the ring to stop this ..
JOSH: Good god .. she's going to snap Terri's neck!! .. For the love of god someone get this women off Terri!!
Eventually D'Zee relases the hold .. Terri slumps to the mat barely moving as D'Zee holds her fist up in victory. The crowd boo's as D'Zee heads to the backstage area not giving a damm about Terri or anyone else.
(cut to comercial)
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Post by Oceanic on Mar 19, 2006 19:41:18 GMT -5
Leilani Kai is already in the ring as we come back from commercial. "Maritime" comes on and the crowd erupts in cheers. After some pregnant pauses Oceanic makes her way out and holds the title up over her head as she walks to the ring. She enters the ring and hops up onto the turnbuckles to address the crowd. Her music dies down and she faces Kai. The two shake hands, meaning no frozen code tonight, as the referee takes the title and the bell rings.
The two ladies tie up and Oceanic gets the upperhand first with an overhand wrist lock. Kai slowly fights back and goes for a go behind, but Oceanic sees it coming and drops down, backs herself through Kai's legs, and pops up behind her and applies a chin lock. Kai reaches behind and tries to get a handfull of hair but can't, so she resorts to stomping Oceanic's foot to break the hold. Kai hits the ropes and lands a clothesline, knocking Oceanic to the mat. Kai hits the ropes again and tries for an elbow drop but Oceanic rolls out of the way. Kai crashes down to the mat and Oceanic takes advantage. She locks Kai's arm in an ARMBAR! and steps over Kai's head to apply pressure on the neck. Kai struggles to get out, slowly inching towards the ropes. Oceanic turns and applies a Regal Stretch to make it harder for Kai to get to the ropes. Kai can't budge but she still fights it off. Oceanic reverses herself and applies a front face lock keeping herself between Kai and the ropes. Kai slowly works her way up to her feet and backs Oceanic up to the ropes. The referee makes the count and Oceanic breaks at three.
Kai suddenly chops Oceanic across the chest, the sound reverberating through the arena. Oceanic comes back with a chop of her own. the two exchange a series of chops to one another, the crowd reacts to each one with a "Whoo!" Oceanic throws up a spinning heel kick that knocks Kai down. Kai gets back up but she's met with a back elbow and back down she goes. Oceanic scoops Kai up and nails her with a snap suplex, then bounces off the second ropes with a Lionsault and follows with a double leg drop across her stomach. Oceanic picks Kai up again and goes for a back suplex, but Kai flips over backwards and lands behind her. Kia shoves Oceanic into the turnbuckles but Oceanic jumps up and springboards herself off the second buckles, landing a leg lariat across Kai's head. Kai stumbles up and Oceanic lays into her with a series of knees and elbows, rocking Kai back into the buckles. Oceanic sends her across to the other side and charges in, connecting with a Knee Bazooka. Oceanic picks Kai up and sets her up on the top rope then picks her up again and takes her out with the Hawaiian Muscle Buster. She then locks on TAAS and it's only a matter of time before Kai taps out.
The bell rings and Oceanic lets go. She takes her belt from the referee as she's announced the winner. Oceanic walks up to one of the cameras and holds her belt up to send some certain people a message.
"Frozen code or not, nobody's taking this off of me."
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Post by Chrysta on Mar 19, 2006 20:25:42 GMT -5
*Chrysta and Ms. White are walking backstage, discussing the match against Holly.*
Chrysta: So it appears I'm facing our Protege again.
White: You mean Holly? And it's not Rosa?
Chrysta: Of course. You would think that this manager would give me my proper opponent by now.
Mystery Voice: Perhaps I can explain.
*Coming from behind the two is none other than Craig Kendo. Ms. White looks firghtened, while Chrysta stares at him with her cold looks.*
Chrysta: Lord Kendo.
Kendo: The reason you have been booked against the Protege is punishment for your match for the title last week. Instead of taking things your way, you could have won the belt, and our message would have spread.
Chrysta: Say what you will, Lord Kendo...but the one they call Rosa shall be mine soon enough, as will be the Girl Next Door championship.
*Chrysta walks off, with Ms. White following behind, eyeing Kendo out of fear.*
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Post by Trik Turner on Mar 19, 2006 22:23:46 GMT -5
Announcer: This next contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first is King Kong Bundy. And his opponent in this contest...here is Trik Turner.
(As Trik comes out to the ring & steps into the ropes, he gets axe handled by Bundy. Bundy lifts up trik & throws him into the corner, nailing him with an Avalanche. Bundy backs up & does it again. Bundy picks up Trik & bodyslams him into the center of the ring. Bundy drops an elbow then gets up. Bundy bounces off the ropes & splashes Trik. Bundy gets up & does so again. Bundy calls to the referee, who counts 1-2-3...declaring Bundy the winner. Bundy gets to his feet & walks out of the ring, victorous. Trik barely moves, as EMT's rush to the ring to check on him. Trik gets a neckbrace placed on him, as he's loaded on a backboard. Fans fall silent as Trik is loaded onto a stretcher & rushed out of the ringside area.)
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Curly Long
AC Slater
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Post by Curly Long on Mar 20, 2006 11:41:10 GMT -5
Backstage and EWT tag Team Champions Curly Long and Mr. Big are preparing for there match with the Ragnals, well I say prepare what I mean is Curly is staring into a lewd magazine and Mr. Big has his arms folded around the two belts. Curly puts the magazine down and paces back and forth on the table he was sitting on.
CURLY: This is it Big, this is the moment where you and I show the world we mean business as EWT Tag Team Champions!! ... those Ragnals may think they have the home advantage tonight in there funhouse ....but we'll show them who the clowns really are ...
A sexy blonde girl weraing only a bra and thong walks past the pair
CURLY: Hey Hey good lookin ...
The Girl continues on her way ignoring Curly
CURLY: because Hell afterwards all the girls will want a go on my Big Dipper!! ...
Mr. Big puts a hand to his face in dispair at the bad joke and then picks up Curly like a barrel and walks towards ringside ...
Mr. BIG: C'mon lets leave your bedroom antics till after the match for once ...
CURLY: Put me down! ... I can be good! ... no Really!!
Camera fades out
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Post by chanceconfidence on Mar 20, 2006 12:32:19 GMT -5
Camera fades back, showing Chance Confidence is his locker room... lacing up his boots. T & A can be seen outside the locker room door, supposedly guarding it. Hoss Matthews walks up to the two
Hoss: Ummm... this is Chance's locker room right?
Test: Ummmm... yep. I think it is... right Albert?
Albert: BLARGH!!!
Test: Yep... he agrees.
Hoss nods.
Hoss: Okay then... any chance I can go inside and get Chance's thoughts on his opponent this week?
Test and Albert look at each other... then slowly nod and push the door open, Hoss walking inside. Meanwhile, inside Chance has finished getting ready for upcoming match. He turns around... getting a surprised by Hoss standing in front of him.
Hoss: Hey Chance... ummm, what's with the bodyguards?
Chance: Look... I don't need... that... thing attacking me again! Last week... he cost me a match against KONNAN!!! KONNAN of all bloody people... and that's just irritating. This week... Chance enters that ring... and exits that ring, instead of getting chased by a man who sorely needs to medication!
Hoss: Ummm... works for me. Speaking of which, what do you think of your opponent?
Chance: Hmmm... Swiss Mister? Heh... I've seen him in the ring, he's pretty good I guess, not on MY level, then but then again... is anyone in this organization really?
Hoss shrugs.
Hoss: Honestly, I couldn't tell you.
Chance: Well the answer is no then moron. Man, I can even beat Spyke at his silly dancing... I'm like... the king of the wrestling ring AND the dance floor... check this out Joss.
Hoss: That's Ho...
Chance gets on his hands and does a one of those leg helicopter spin things... gets up and does a back handspring across the room... then does his version of the Spinarooni... twirling and laying on the floor with his elbow resting on his chin, with a smirk.
Hoss: Ummm... that was pretty good I guess. But wasn't just a bunch of flashy stuff... looked more like gymnastics than dancing.
Chance looks at Hoss
Chance: I'd like to see you do better.
Hoss: Ummm... sure?
Chance watches Hoss impatiently when suddenly he starts doing... a really bad version of the Macarena. Confidence starts laughing his ass off at how sad this is.
Chance: Ok... you can stop. You already made yourself look like enough of a twit. Now get out of my sight...
Hoss nods and walks outside... opening the door, then looking down at the ground.
Test and Albert are laying there... in a HUGE puddle of blood!!! Hoss's eyes go wide as he slowly steps back... into Chance's room. He looks annoyed.
Chance: What... don't you know how to leave a room? Here... let me give you some help!
He grabs Hoss by the shirt collar and chucks him out of the room... walking over and watching him go flying. He looks pleased, as he peers down... then his pleased look slowly changes to one of horror.
Chance: What... the hell?
The camera zooms in on a knocked out T & A as we fade to commercial.
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Post by tacotim on Mar 20, 2006 12:43:38 GMT -5
*Back from commercial, we see Cletus Quinn backstage.
Cletus: Heheheh, good job in your match, Deron! How does it feel? How does it feel to know that you couldn't get the job done against a f*****g furry!? How does it feel to know that you couldn't beat a friggin' cartoon character without MY help? When you look at your record, next to that victory will be an ugly little asterisk, an eyesore that tells you that you weren't good enough, that you needed HELP to get your little win! See, if you're anything like me, you LIVE AND DIE by your ability to do it on your own. I know that I couldn't live with myself if I let you taint my match against Podanski, so I had to forfeit. But I got you back, son. And next time you and I get in the ring against one another, I pray there's no time limit. I pray that I get the chance to show you up, to reveal to everyone that you are inferior to me! Peace out, b***h! Heheheheh!
*Fade out.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Mar 20, 2006 12:52:49 GMT -5
LILLIAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is Joe Ragnal's Fun House match, and it is for the EWT Tag team Championships!
*Moving on Up plays as Curly Long enters atop Mr. Big's shoulder, both carrying the EWT tag belts on their shoulders. As they climb into the ring, they hand the refs the tag belts.*
LILLIAN: Making their way to the ring, they are the current EWT Tag Team Champions...Curly Long and Mr. BIG!
*After Curly and Big get in the ring, High Voltage plays, and without hesitation, Mike and Joe come out with weapons already in tact. Joe has himself a 'test your skills' mallet, while Mike is carrying a barbwired cotton candy cone. As they get off the ramp, they slide into the ring and get up, only to get hit by a double clothesline from Mr. Big. Curly gets on top of on of the turnbuckles and watches in enjoyment as the Ragnals get their beating from Big. Big picks the both of them up, and heabutts them into one another. Finally, Big hits a running kneedrop to the face of Mike. Big goes to pin.*
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*Mike kicks out. Big picks Mike up and looks to put him up for a vertical suplex, but Mike locks his leg to Big's to avoid being lifted, all the while as Joe gets up and nails an enziguri to the back of Big's head. Mike and Joe nod to eacher other, and they pick Big up, and whip him...right through one of the mirrors on the apron! As Big lays on the ground, Mike and Joe high five each other, then turn their attention to Curly. Curly looks with a surprised look, then gets up off the turnbuckle, and leaps for a crossbody. Mike grabs Curly in midair, and as Mike holds onto him while he squirms, Joe hits Curly in the face with a pie, then Mike hits him with a massive sidewalk slam. Mike goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Curly kicks out. Joe goes over to where Big was, and sees him standing up, Joe hits a springboard seated senton to Big, making sure he stays down. Mike grabs a chair hanging from the chains over the ring, and hits a dropkick to Curly’s skull.as he holds the chair up. Mike then climbs to the top rope and nails a flying shoulder drop to Curly’s chest. Mike goes to pin once again.*
1!2!
*Curly kicks out. While Mike continues to beat up Curly, Joe is outside throwing every punch he can to Big. Big is barely feeling them, only barely budging backwards. Joe punches Big in the face a few extra times, then he backs up, runs at Big, and dropkicks him to the ground. Joe grabs a seltzer bottle from the ‘FUN’ table, and sprays Big down with it. As Joe runs out of water inside the bottle, Big gets up and runs at Joe. Joe, with little defense, SMASHES THE BOTTLE ON BIG’S HEAD! The fans are chanting ‘HOLY S***!’ as Big lies on the floor, possibly unconscious. Joe looks in the ring and sees that Mike is having trouble with Curly. Mike is running to Curly, but Curly trips Mike, knocking him onto the steel chair. Joe grabs a barbedwire cotton candy cone, then slides into the ring and hits Curly in the back with it. Curly is now on the canvas back towards the ceiling, and Joe pulls him back and scrapes the cone against Curly’s head. Curly is screaming in pain until the barbs are off of his face, then Joe runs to the ropes and nails a cartwheel backflip splash, and goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Curly amazingly kicks out. Joe picks Curly up and raises him over his head, then tosses him out of the ring…and into the arms of Mr. Big. Big sets Curly down, then slides into the ring to deal with Joe. As he gets in, Joe nails a dropkick to Big, with little effect. Joe runs again, only to get hit by a clothesline from Big. Big grabs a WAM hammer and beats it into Joe’s head a few times. He then picks Joe up and grabs him by the throat…and CHokeslams him onto the barbwire cone! Mr. Big goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Mike comes from behind and its a double pump axe to the back of Big. Mike pulls punch after punch on him, then whips him into a corner. Mike rushes at Big and looks to clothesline him, but Big dcks under, and Mike hits the turnbuckle. Big grabs Mike from behind, and lifts him up for a back suplex. Big then grabs a sledgehammer from the chains and smashes it into Mike's head. Big hits him in the head one more time. Finally, Big whips Mike into the ropes, and then hits him in the gut with the hammer as he's running back. Big goes to pin.*
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*Mike kicks out. Big picks Mike up and whips him into the ropes once more and goes to hit him with the sledgehammer, but Mike ducks under it and hits a dropkick to the sledgehammer, knocking it into Big's face. Mike picks Big up, and calls for Joe to get in. Joe hits a spring suplex to Curly before he does so. Joe slides in, and he and Mike whip Mr. Big right into one of the mirrors on the apron! The fans are once again shouting "HOLY S***!" as Big goes through the mirror and lands on the ground. Mike and Joe nod to one another as Big and Curly get up off the ground. The both of them run at the ropes, and Mike nails a spear to Curly through the middle and top rope, while Mike hits Big with a crossbody. The fans cheer as we go to commercial*
(What? You expect a commercial parody?! Good lord, people, I ain’t that good with these things. Just be patient and wait for the match to come back.)
*We come back from commercial, and we see Curly putting Mike in a headlock while bashing him in the head with a skeet ball. Curly shoves him to the canvas, then hits a legdrop to the back of his neck. Curly turns him over and goes to pin.*
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*Mike comes from the behind and drops a pump handle axe to Curly’s head. Joe picks Curly up and lays a few punches to his forehead, then lifts him up and hits a body slam. Joe then climbs to the top rope, looking to hit the Cloudbreaker, when out of nowhere, Billy Ubermark comes from behind and knocks Joe off and onto the canvas. Chocula comes out form the same place and picks Mike up as he’s getting up. Chocula kicks him in the gut, then lays the Sugar Fix onto him. While this happens, Ubermark is dragging Curly over to place him onto Mike. Mr. Big gets into the ring and sees the two, thinking Billy was about to take out Curly. Mr. Big rushes at the two, then hits a double clothesline to the both of them. Big then picks the both of them up and goes to headbutt them together, but the HBMS stop each other before they can hit, then land a double DDT to Mr. Big. The two then run to the ropes, possibly to land a legdrop, but as they bounce off the ropes, Mike & Joe of the Nyrds grab them by the ankle and trips the both of them, then drag them out of the ring. Each Nyrd lays punches down to the HBMS boys, and then lay their finishers down-Mike with the Windows 95 to Billy, and Joel putting Chocula in the Lucas Lock. As Mike still has UC locked up, Joel continues to kick at Billy. While they do this, Principal Pain and the Cancellor come out and beat up the Nyrds. Cancellor places Mike for a military press while Pain hits Joel with the Suspender. Pain then climbs the turnbuckle, read to hit the Expulsion, when suddenly, Spaz comes out and shoves Pain onto the ground. Spyke comes out of the crowd and kicks Cancellor down, knocking Mike down. The GenTech members and the PTA begin to brawl, and continue into the crowd. Mike slowly gets up and lifts Joel up, and shrotly after the HBMS get up. The two tag teams brawl up the ramp and into the back area.*
*Continuing back to the real action, Mike isinally getting up off the ground, as is Mr. Big. Mike kicks him in the gut first, then places him onto his shoulders for the Ragnalrok, Unfortunately, Big is too heavy for Mike to handle, and Mike gets crushed under the weight of Big. Big then gets off of Mike and picks him up. Big nails Mike in the gut with his knee a few times, then grabs him deliberately by the throat. The crowd boos Big as he looks around, then drops Mike to his knee for the HFD. Big goes to pin.*
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*Just before the count can be finished, someone taps Big on the shoulder…it’s Tanya Flaire with a pie! As Big gets up, he turns to Tanya, then gets hit with a pie! Tanya runs to the ropes, then hits Big with a step-up Enziguri! Tanya picks Mike up, then Joe, and then sprays them with water from the seltzer bottle. Mike and Joe stare at Tanya in puzzlement, then she points to Big and Curly. Realizing she was only giving them a wake up call, the two brothers climb to the top rope and hit their respective finishers to Big and Curly-Mike with the High Voltage to Curly, Joe with the Cloudbreaker to Big. They both go for the pin, and Tanya counts with the fans as the ref counts the pins.*
1!2!3!
LILLIAN: Here are your winners, the RAGNALS!
*The bell rings, and High Voltage plays as Tanya hands Mike and Joe the tag belts, then they head up the ring, holding their hands and titles up high. Curly and Big are in the ring, looking mightily pissed at the Ragnals, and the too soon loss of their tag titles.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 20, 2006 14:25:41 GMT -5
*Music is heard from the set of a hit morning show in California. As we come in from opening credits, we see 2 famaliar faces sitting on chairs.*
Waaake up.
Good morning San Francisco...I'm Danny Tanner.
And I'm Rebecca Donnelson. And welcome to Wake Up, San Francisco. Good morning Danny.
Good morning Rebecca. Did you have a good weekend?
No, not really. The twins kept me up all night. They are having bad dreams.
Oh, I know how that is. The twins kept me up, too. I can hear their screams downstairs. You know, we have some great guests on today's show.
That's right Danny. Today's first guest though is the man who pioneered the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation for almost 2 years now. It's been the strongest wrestling promotion out there, beating the likes of the WWF, WCW, & ECW.
Not to mention knocking the popular WCF out of business. Folks, our first guest today is the CEO & Founding father of the EWT, Mr. Toom E Dangerously.
*Toom E walks out & hugs both Danny & Rebecca.*
TED: Wow, it's great to be here. I've been a fan of the show for a long time.
DT: Really?
TED: No, I just needed to kiss some ass.
RD: Um, you can't say that on the show. It's morning.
TED: You said crap.
DT: That's different. It's part of the name of your promotion. So, tell us what brings you here to San Francisco.
TED: Well Danny, you see...EWT prides itself on being innovative. And we have pioneered quite a bit that you haven't seen on tv at all. The first ever Tornado match that took place inside a tornado. The Elevator to Hell Match. The Escalator to Heaven Match. The Survival Cage. The list goes on & on.
RB: Right. In fact, we have some footage from your last pay per view entitled Freek Show. Wasn't that pay per view in Disney Land?
TED: Yes. Something else nobody has done before, either. You see, that's what brings me here. You see, I have chosen San Francisco as the site for the very next EWT pay per view entitled Full House. And the main event will feature the EWT Champion, Limey, defending his belt in a match that has NEVER been done before in wrestling...The Elimination Chamber.
DT: Um, correct me if I'm wrong...bnut hasn't the Elimination Chamber been done before in the WWF?
TED: Not the way I am doing it. See, every time you have seen that match, it has always been indoors. But, this one will be done OUTDOORS!! At AT&T Park right here in San Francisco. And Danny, I would like to make you an offer to be a part of the show as Guest Ring Announcer for the main event.
DT: Really? Whoa ho ho ho...that would be an honor. What do I do?
TED: You just announce the particpants & then the winner of the match.
RD: And when will this event take place?
TED: Sunday, April 16th, 2006. And as history has been known to show...this will truly be an EWT event to remember.
DT: Well, thank you Toom E. And I am definetly stoped, whatever that means, to be a part of EWT history on Sunday, April 16th. Now, next up on Wake Up, San Francisco...we have Ranger Joe from the Ranger Joe Show.
TED: Wow, I better leave. How can I compete against him?
*We cut to commercial, showing more EWT highlites.*
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Post by B.A. on Mar 20, 2006 14:52:00 GMT -5
Josh: Eddie! Eddie!! Can I have a word.
Eddie turns around to look at Josh but he looks away, and hurries up the ramp.
Josh: A quick word on why youre considering a leave of absence??
Eddie stops dead in the hallway, but quickly looks at him. "Ill tell you what" says eddie as he walks to the mic. "Im sick, and tired of getting pushed, and pushed for people who dont even look like champions. Hosses come in and just cause that damn....you know who, that guy sitting in his office..... H won't, and doesnt want to give these guys a pee test, they get billed as huge superstars! Look at theeeeeseee muscles Josh!" Eddie throws his glasses off so they crash into a wall and break
"So help me God, I am going to win the EWT title one way or another, and if I dont, im gonna prove why I should." Eddie walks out right before his music starts
Lillian: And from Washington, D.C., weighing 260lbs...
Eddie walks rapidly to the ring with his shirt on and cuts Lillian off. Bret Hart is already on the outside of the ring. "I want each and every person to realize this."
Crowd: Eddie sucks! Eddie Sucks!!
"Shut up, you wanna embrasses me??? Eddie Omega!!!?? Consider this against the rules. I know for a fact that every single wrestler that isnt on my side is full of s***. I get nothing, and yet I come out, perform and look good, but for some reason, I cant seem to get the eye of people. Well things are gonna change....."
Bret from behind hits Eddie and the bell rings. *crowd cheers* Bret picks up eddies legs and looks around, but decides to tease the fans and stomp on abdomen. Eddie rolls over on his stomach and tries to get up but Bret kicks his right leg out. He begins to stomp it as Eddie reaches for the bottom rope. The ref breaks it up, and Eddie uses the ropes to standup. Bret comes in but Eddie gives him an eye gouge. He then picks Bret up and does a suplex to him and runs into the ropes to drop and elbow but Bret moves. Eddie hurts his elbow and Hart is quick to climb to the second rope. Hart then come off with an Elbow on to Eddie sternum and delivers a quick pin.
Ref:1...2..
Eddie kicks out and hart picks him up and puches him which sends Eddie down to the mat. Eddie is hurting and hart again works on his legs. Eddie is trying to grab the refs attention, and it works as Eddie goes ahead and gives hart a low blow. The crowd boos and Eddie doesnt care as he grabs hart by the hair and gives a european uppercut which sends him to the outside. Eddie looks to be disgusted but then diverts his attention to the stairs. He picks Hart up for one looks like a snake eyes, but hart wiggles out and pushes eddie into the stairs which aggravate that already weakened leg by Eddie.
Eddie lets out a scream and the crowd loves it. Eddie is grabbing that right leg and Hart roles him into the ring and picks that leg up and begins to stomp it. Its all over as Eddie gets hooked into Bret's sharpshooter with the crowd erupting. Eddie has no choice but to tap out and Hart celebrates in the ring.
bell rings...
Lillian: and heres your winner.. The ref goes to check on Eddie and hes in alot of pain. He crawls out the ring and limps badly to grab a steel chair. He pushes Lillain out of the way and goes back into the ring and smacks hart in the back with a steel chair.
*bell rings repeatedly*
Eddie goes ahead and has completely snapped. Hes taking the chair and does several shots to back of bret hart. He tosses the chair almost hitting people in the front row and punches chimel to get a mic.
*crowd is in intense rage now as eddie is getting extreme heat*
"I warned you all....You all know what I want!!!" *the crowd is saying f*** you, over and over with the expletive bleeped out*
"I dont care about the fans, I dont care about ratings..I dont care about Bret Hart. I want the gold, I want EWT Heavyweight Gold. There is nothing stopping me now. Legends or rookies, I will make them pay"!!
He drops the mic and walks by the ref to go backstage. Eddie is getting looks from people all around including the makeup artists. "What are you looking at!!!!??" They move out the way, and Eddie goes into his lockerroom grabs his stuff and leaves.
The camera fades out when we see the medics go to the ring to help Hart.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 20, 2006 15:47:39 GMT -5
We come back from commercial as Sika is waiting in he ring for his opponent.
*"Starirway To Heaven" hits as Scott Andrews makes his way to the ring, looking slightly distaracted.
Bobby Cruiz: And his opponent, from the Island of Hokkaido, he weighs in at 253 lbs., The Risen Devil, Scott Andrews!
Sika wastes no time going after Andrews, managing to get him with a chop block. Andrews drops to one knede as Sika continues his vicious assault. Sika hits a chop to the chest that can be heard in the nosebleeds as Andrews grimaces in pain. Sika is about to hit a suplex when Andrews counters with a thumb to the eye. Andrews then takes advantage, hitting a suplex to muscle buster on Sika. Andrews starts to climb the turnbuckle when Sika meets him up there. Andrews and Sika are fighting on the top rope with neither man getting the advantage. Sika misses a left hook as Andrewsconnects with a strong uppercut. Andrews then stands on top with Sika perched under him in a powerbomb position. Andrews then jumps off and hits the Devil May Cry off the top!!!! Andrews gets the pin..
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Bobby Cruiz: here is your winner, Scott Andrews!
Andrews looks at Sika before turning to the camera, mouthing the words "It's that easy". We fade out and go to a commercial for the NEW EWT Gamecube Game, with a possible 4 players at a time!
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Post by Banned Member on Mar 20, 2006 16:28:36 GMT -5
*Outlaw is shown looking stressed. When Jillian walks in*
JH: Whats wrong Chris?
OL: Just got alot on my mind.
JH: Like what?
OL: Like just you nevermind! I got a Title match I got to focus on!
*Outlaw walks off.*
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