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Post by craigkendo on Mar 20, 2006 16:35:29 GMT -5
*A sound of a dog barking hits...followed by the Baha Men's "Who Let The Dogs Out?" which prompts the Moondogs (Rex and King) to come out, handled on leashes and chewing on bones. The crowd laughs at these guys, but in a good way. They are handled by Lou Albano, who leads them to the ring.*
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE-FALL! Making their way to the ring, from...well...the doghouse...at a combined weight of 500 pounds, THE MOONDOGS!
*The Moondogs enter the ring as "Ich Will" hits. The Connection make their way out to a good amount of boos. However, they do not hold their arms out in prayer, and look genuinely disgruntled about the whole thing. Craig Kendo has the microphone, and before Tony Chimel can introduce them, Kendo speaks.*
Kendo: In all the years of The Connection's existence, we have NEVER experienced the dishonour of facing opponents so...RIDICULOUS. I never thought it possible to pity such heathens...but...we, The Connection, are facing FOOLS!!! But...we are not to back down from a fight. For we are prepared to convey our message by ANY MEANS NECCESARY. And if that means using our assets to annihilate opponents not worthy of us...so be it.
*With this, Kendo throws down the microphone, and he and Tony Chang rush the ring. Moondogs are ready for them, however, and they beat them over the heads with the bones they carried to the ring. Kendo counters this by hitting a spin kick to Rex, and then hits King with a club to the back, grabbing him by the head, and throwing him to the ropes. Kendo then motions to Chang, who gets ready at the corner. Kendo then performs an Irish Whip to Chang, and sends him in an avalanche splash to King...King ducks out the way...but Chang grabs the ropes in a handstand! King looks to the turnbuckle, and Chang drops down with a flying head-scissors, sending King rolling out of the ring!*
*The Connection then look to Rex, who is up on his feet. Rex grabs Chang from behind, and spins him to his front, lifting him up with a bearhug. Chang is disgusted by the smell, trying to fight his way out...and is saved by Kendo when Kendo kicks away Rex's feet. Chang drops to his knees, and tries to choke away the stench. Kendo then waits for Rex to get to his feet...and then lifts him up onto his shoulders, yelling at Chang to get to his feet. Chang does so as Kendo drops Rex in an Electric Chair Drop...as Chang swiftly hits Rex with a front Lung Blower in a spectacular double team move!!! Kendo then goes for the pin...King slides into the ring and moves his head up, but is immediately taken down with a VIPERBITE KICK from Chang! Kendo then gets the pin properly!*
1, 2, 3!
Winners: The Connection.
*The Connection hold their arms out in prayer before leaving the ring, the Moondogs left in a heap on the mat...*
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Mar 20, 2006 17:11:47 GMT -5
Brell's music begins and he wanders out to the ring and grabs a mic.
"Hey Limey you jockass, get your butt out here cuz I got a deal to make with ya!"
Limey's music goes off and Limey comes down to the ring and grabs a mic himself.
"Brell I'm not in the mood ri-"
"Shut up you wad of butt glue!" Brell screams. "I got a deal you simply cannot pass up, I challenge you to an inpromptu knock-out match right here, right now!"
"That's all fine and dandy,but--" Limey begins again,
"I said for you to shut your mouth!" Brell interruppts again. "Now here's the deal-If I win i get to keep making those documentry dvd's on you,but if you win I promise here on live tv to stop production and recall all the ones I've allready sold!"
"But--" Limey starts a third time--only to have the mic yanked away from him by the obnoxious Brell who then puts his fists up and starts hopping around the ring like a boxer--albeit one who needs a lot of training.
Limey looks outside the ring to the referee--who in turn gives him a confused look. Limey shrugs and then nods to the referee to go ahead and ring the bell to start the match.
DING! DING!
Limey reaches out and thumps Brell on the top of the head, sending the chubby pain in the butt to the mat--knocked out.
DING! DING!
the match is over and Limey was won. sighing again he heads backstage.
after a few minutes, Brell finally comes around and wakes up--he grabs a mic.
"I'm tired of being treated like crap by all of you jockass wrestlers--that's it!" he screams "Starting next week I'm gonna manage my OWN wrestlers-a tag team in fact, and they will run roughshod over all of you in the back,so listen up everyone--next week I challenge any tagteam in the back to battle my mystery team--Question is-do you have the balllllssssss?"
with that the fat little man runs backstage laughing uncontrollably....
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Mar 20, 2006 18:15:00 GMT -5
*The bell rings as Tony Chimel gets in the ring, and gets on the mic.*
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a LUMBERJACK MATCH scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first…
*The Graduation March plays as the entirety of the PTA make their way out, headlined by Virus, and consisting of Eddie Omega, Principal Pain, and the Canceler. Virus appeals to the fans, but the fans angrily jeer him and barrage him with chants of “**** YOU VIRUS!” to the PTA’s disgust. The PTA shrug off the comments as Virus makes his way to the ring. Eddie Omega looks directly at the camera as the PTA make their way to the ring.*
Omega: This is where the gold belongs, the PTA! We’re overachievers, Generation Tech take note!
Chimel: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 350 pounds, and being accompanied by AND representing the PTA…VIRUS!!!
*Virus gets into the ring, and he takes the microphone as the PTA make their way around the ring. Virus’s reception is…not well received.*
Virus: La…
P.A: “REEACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!!!!”
*The lights go into strode lighting as “Personal Jesus” hits, cutting Virus off before he can even start! Virus is furious at this as he angrily throws the microphone down! Generation Tech make their way out, carrying the flags of their native countries as the fans go nuts for Generation Tech! Limey, Spaz and Spyke Johannson make their way out, and they throw their flags up in tandem before charging the ring!
Chimel: Aaaand his opponent, being accompanied by AND representing Generation Tech, he is the CURRENT, REIGNING…
*The PTA rush Generation Tech before they make their way to the ring. Virus assaulting Limey, Canceler and Eddie Omega assaulting Spaz, with Principal Pain seeing to Spyke. Virus throws Limey into the ring post, and then chucks Limey into the ring, before getting to the apron…Spaz suddenly rushes from the PTA, and slides into the ring, before hitting a shoulderblock to Virus, and then leaping out with a SUNSET POWERBOMB TO THE RING FLOOR!!!!*
*The crowd begin their first “HOLY ****!” chant of the night, but this is short-lived, as Spaz is suddenly hit by a double beatdown by Eddie Omega and the Canceler. Omega and the Canceler pick up Spaz…and nail him with a double suplex! Spaz holds his back in pain as Principal Pain joins the PTA in celebration…ALL THREE GET NAILED WITH A PLANCHA FROM LIMEY!!! Limey falls to the mat and lays there as six of the seven men are down…Spyke, however, is to his feet, and he surveys the situation, hopping up to the apron as Virus tries to recuperate…Spyke looks left and right, seeking some much-garnered pops from the crowd as Spyke forms a grin…and then starts dancing! He starts dancing right on the ring apron before leaping off with a shooting star press onto Virus…NO!!! The Canceler pushes Virus out of the way, and absorbs the full force of the Dancing Star Press!!! Spyke realizes he’s hit the wrong recipient, and confuses over the situation as Virus gets to his feet properly, and charges at Spyke with a knee to the head to a huge series of boos! Virus then arranges his attire before picking Limey up by the head, and rolling him back into the ring. Virus gets into the ring, and picks Limey up by the head, looking to the crowd, and then hitting a hard knee to the gut of Limey, sending Limey to the mat in a crash. Virus then hits a knee to Limey’s head, and then moves to Limey’s limbs and applies a step-over death-lock. Limey kicks at Virus with his free foot, but Virus is having none of it, dropping down on Limey with an elbow to the limb! Virus then drags Limey to the corner where the PTA are recuperating, and slides Limey’s limbs to the turnbuckle, letting Eddie Omega and Principal Pain to grab a limb each of Limey…they then pull the legs out from each other, suddenly pulling them to the ring post! Limey lets out a yell…but is silenced when Virus hits a front dropkick to Limey’s head! Virus then quickly drops onto Limey with a cover!*
1, 2…
*Spaz pulls Virus by the leg to the outside!!! Virus tries to fight back, but Spaz hits a Down Under DDT to Virus!!! However, the PTA see this, and Principal Pain and Canceler rush Spaz…Spaz suddenly drops to one knee, giving Spyke some leverage to run up Spaz’s back and leap off onto Canceler and Pain with a flying Terminal DDT!!! However, as soon as this is hit, Eddie Omega runs at Spyke with a Jimmy Rave kick to the chest, before running at his old nemesis, Spaz, with a Yakuza kick…Spaz catches the kick, and is about to apply a cradle suplex…Virus hits a low blow to Spaz, causing Eddie Omega to hit an enziguri to Spaz, causing Spaz to flip over and land on the floor on his back! Eddie then pats Virus on the back, thanking him…Limey tries to hit a baseball slide to Virus and Omega…Virus and Omega shove each other away, causing Limey to slide out in between Virus and Omega, who then rush Limey with a double clothesline to the front and back of the head! Limey is still standing by the combined force but…slightly dazed…and prey for a superb belly-to-belly suplex from Eddie Omega!! Virus then grabs Limey by the head, and sets him up on the apron, with Limey’s head poking out under the bottom rope. Virus then indicates to Eddie Omega to “do some judo!”. Eddie then climbs the apron, and appeals as he leaps upward with a scissors kick…Limey suddenly moves his head inward, causing Omega to his the outside on his rump! Whilst Virus is distracted, SPAZ GRABS VIRUS AND NAILS A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Spaz, using sheer determination has lifted a 350 pound man over his head!*
*The rest of the PTA gather, but Spyke holds them off by intimidating them, holding his hands up, and making the “time out” signal…before Spaz gets to his feet and joins him. The PTA stare down Generation Tech…as Spaz, expressionless, picks up Virus, and rolls him back into the ring, declaring “this is a match for HONOUR!” to a huge crowd pop. The PTA then charge at Generation Tech…but Spaz and Spyke duck this, and then lock arms as the PTA turn…as Spaz and Spyke take out Principal Pain, the Canceler and Eddie Omega with a double dropkick!! Spaz and Spyke then fight at the Canceler with furious punches as the Canceler slowly rises…Spaz then backs off, and motions a boost to Spyke, who takes it, leaping off with a corkscrew moonsault onto the Canceler, finally dropping him…but the rest of the PTA are up, and not to be trifled with as Eddie Omega and Pain push Spaz back with punches, sending him to the guardrail. Eddie Omega and Pain then back off as Pain hits an Irish Whip to Omega, aiding a flying lariat as Omega and Spaz fly over the guardrail!! Omega and Spaz are downed from the force as Pain looks for Spyke, but Spyke has simply disappeared! Pain looks around, confused and irritated.*
*Back in the ring, Limey and Virus are getting to their feet, and they approach one another, hitting each other with punches as they get up. Virus overpowers Limey, and hits an elbow to the head. Virus then kicks Limey in the chest, and lifts him up by the throat…running at the turnbuckle, and sending Limey’s back to the corner with extreme force! Virus then lifts Limey up to the ropes, and appeals to the crowd, calling for the SUPER INFECTION!!! Virus picks Limey to the corner, and then climbs up…IT’S SPYKE!!! SPYKE WAS HIDING UNDER THE ROPES!!! Spyke hits Virus with a shot to the side of the head, sending Virus down to the mat! Spyke then pats Limey on the back, giving him the encouragement he needs to grab Virus…and lift him up...Virus fights back…SPYKE JUMPS OUT WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS, HITTING VIRUS IN MID-SUPLEX!! Both Limey and Spyke are covering Virus as the ref goes for the pin! The PTA see this, and try to rush in to stop the count as Virus’s legs frantically kick!*
1, 2, 3!!!
Winner, and STILL EWT World Heavyweight Champion: LIMEY!
*Limey, with the help and unity of his fellow Generation Tech members, has managed to retain his title from Virus!! The PTA rush the ring, but Spyke and Limey suddenly exit it! They are joined by Spaz, who is still hurt from the flying lariat from Omega over the barrier! Limey takes his title, and he and the rest of Generation Tech hold it above their heads. Limey then takes the microphone as Generation Tech back off to the backstage.*
Limey: Virus…PTA…This is pure…undeniable PROOF that RESPECT, LOYALTY, and ABILITY wins matches, wins the crowd…wins LIFE, mate!!!
*The crowd cheer as Virus is extremely vexed, claiming; “IT TOOK TWO MEN!!! TWO MEN TO PIN ME!! I WAS ROBBED!!!”
Limey: Virus…it has become so clear to you…but you still don’t get it. You sold out to the PTA…and still you think you’re champion material…well I’ll tell you what I’ll do, Virus!! How about…you get another shot? FULL HOUSE, Virus! At FULL HOUSE…I’ll keep my promise to Spaz. I’m going to give him, HIS RIGHTFUL SHOT AT THE GOLD!!!
*The crowd cheer at this, chanting “SPAZ=CHAMPION!!!” Spaz acknowledges this with a smile.*
Limey: But we will prove ourselves against you, Virus! Because…you know what? YOU’RE IN THE MATCH, TOO!!!!
*The crowd cheer as Virus appears shocked, and then a smile forms on his face…*
Limey: And it won’t just be you! The other participants shall be…PRINCIPAL PAIN!!!
*Principal Pain appears to be interested in this.*
Limey:…EDDIE…OMEGA!!!
*Eddie Omega lights up at the prospect of becoming champ! The PTA then turn to the Canceler, who appears to be stunned! He’s going to be in the biggest event of the PPV, the outside Elimination Chamber…
Limey: AND (Limey starts to point to the ring, but eventually points to Spyke.) The Swedish Dance Master, SPYKE JOHANNSON!!!
*The crowd cheer as the Canceler’s expression fades. He now is slowly getting a bit irate.*
Limey: (Mockingly) Oh, I’m sorry, big lad. Did you want to be involved? Lesson number one, mate, HONOUR comes before pride in Generation Tech. Spyke helped us set up. If it wasn’t for him, we’d be much less of a dominant force. For THAT, he’s in.
*Spyke is honored by this. Limey continues.*
Limey: FULL HOUSE, PTA. At FULL HOUSE, we’ll once again prove ourselves, and Generation Tech will keep this title. If you have anything to say about it, BRING IT AT FULL HOUSE!!! And LIFE WILL GIVE…YOU…LIMES!!!!
*”Personal Jesus” hits as Generation Tech move to the back. The PTA stay in the ring, and remain iffy about the whole deal, each wanting the gold for their own.*
*Fade to commercial.*
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Mar 20, 2006 18:40:00 GMT -5
*We're now backstage with HBH and Cherry in their locker room*
Cherry: I can't believe Toom E put me in another match! Doesn't he know that I don't wrestle?
HBH: Hey, relax. You'll do fine in your match.
Cherry: Do fine? I'm facing Mickie James. How am I going to be fine against that psycho?
HBH: She may be a psycho, but she isn't sensational. We all saw how you dominated Wendi Richter last week, and I have every bit of faith that you'll do the same against Mickie James. Greatness recognizes greatness. I wouldn't be saying these things if I didn't believe in you. Now come on, your match is almost up.
*HBH and Cherry exit as we cut to the next segment*
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Mar 20, 2006 20:05:38 GMT -5
(“Pomp and Circumstance” hits the speakers in the arena as Chance Confidence appears on stage along with his new bodyguards, Test and Albert, both of their heads wrapped in bandages. The crowd is mixed, as half boo Chance, and half cheer him. Chance strolls to the ring with confidence, as Test and Albert are behind him, looking tough with their shades on. A fan attempts to touch Chance on his shoulder, but Test scares him off, while Albert just growls at him. Chance gets into the ring, and Test hands him a microphone.)
Chance: So, I’m looking at the matchboard, right? And, I see that I have a match with “Mr. Dancing Machine” himself, Spyke Johannson. Well this gives me an idea! I figure that since I am SUCH a better dancer than he is, I could do what Dr. Insaneo couldn’t and beat him in a DANCE-OFF! So Spyke, get out here to this ring, and prepare to get beat at your own game, because I am CONFIDENT that I can beat you. And once I beat you at this dance-off, I will beat you in the ring!
(The crowd boos at Chance’s cockiness, but the roar dies down as they realize Spyke is taking quite a while to come out.)
Chance: Come on, Spyke! Aren’t you gonna come out and face me? Or do you lack the CONFIDENCE?
(Suddenly the arena goes dark. A light blue spotlight and a yellow spot light both shine onto the stage. The crowd pops as they realize these are the Sweden flag colors. Then “Galvanize (Don’t Hold Back)” by Chemical Brothers hits the speakers and Spyke hits the stage to his new entrance music! The crowd goes crazy as Spyke does his dancing on the stage while holding his country’s flag, then makes his way to the ring, high-fiving random crowd members. Chance looks on with contempt, as Spyke climbs into the ring.)
Chance: OK, OK. Settle down people! Spyke, are you ready to get beat at your own game?
Spyke: Oh, I’m not getting beat!
Chance: Oh, is that so? I’ll let you go first, since I wouldn’t want anyone to have to follow up my moves!
Spyke: OK, dude, whatever.
(Some techno club music hits and Spyke does some impressive breakdancing. Spinning on his back, and flowing flawlessly. It almost seems like he’s floating in air. Spyke does this non-stop for about 45 seconds when Spyke suddenly springs to his feet, runs up the turnbuckle, does a spinning backflip and lands perfectly on his feet, much to the delight of the crowd. Chance and T&A look stunned.)
Chance: That… was… CRAP! You call that breakdancing?! I’ll show you breakdancing!
(Suddenly, Crauswell appears on stage. Chance looks at him nervously. T&A aren’t sure what to do, as they don’t want to suffer another beatdown.)
Spyke: Well, Chance, you gonna dance or what?
Chance: (looking back and forth at Spyke and Crauswell) “Well, uhhh, ummmm, uhhh…”
(Crauswell takes a few steps forward)
Chance: “You know what, I’ve changed my mind. This whole dancing thing is stupid! I’m not in the mood for fun and games anymore! Let’s just get this match over with so I can go celebrate my win. Test, Albert, leave the ring. Ring the bell, man!”
(The bell rings and this mach is underway)
Spyke offers Chance a handshake. Chance glances at Crauswell, and then reluctantly accepts. They back away and circle each other. They lockup and Chance gets the first bit of offense in with a hammerlock. Spyke reverses it, into a hammerlock of his own. Spyke whips Chance into the ropes and hits with an elbow to the face of Chance. Chance springs to his feet but is hit with a clothesline from Spyke. Spyke picks Chance up, but Chance, hits Spyke in the gut with some rights and lefts, then hits a quick Fireman’s Carry, then drops an elbow on Spyke’s chest, followed by another. Chance backs away, waiting for Spyke to get to his feet. Spyke stands up, and Chance charges towards him, leaping up in the air and hitting a big dropkick to the face of Spyke. Spyke falls backwards, and Chance goes for the pin.
1!
Spyke kicks out at 1. Chance immediately climbs the turnbuckle. Chance takes a look at the entrance ramp and notices that Crauswell has moved closer to the ring. Spyke gets to one knee, and Chance attempts a missile dropkick, but Spyke somersaults forward, and Chance falls to the mat. Chance springs to his feet, but Spyke connects with a big Superkick, right to Chance’s chin. Chance goes down, and Spyke makes a quick cover.
1!
Chance kicks out at 1. Spyke and Chance both make it to their feet and trade punches. Spyke eventually gets the upper-hand and throws Chance into the corner. Spyke rears back and hits a big elbow shot to the face of Chance. Chance grabs his face in pain, while Spyke sets him up on the turnbuckle. Spyke climbs onto the top rope but Chance pushes him off the top and right into the ref. And the ref is out! Test climbs into the ring, followed by Albert and they begin to put the boot to Spyke. Meanwhile, Chance sits on turnbuckle cheering them on. Crauswell then charges towards the ring and pushes Chance off of the top turnbuckle to the outside! Crauswell climbs into the ring and chases off T&A through the crowd. Chance is still on the ground, lying on his back. Spyke slowly gets to his feet and notices this. Spyke walks to the corner, and climbs the turnbuckle. Spyke does his top rope dance, and hits the Dancing Star Press to the outside on Chance! The crowd chants “HOLY S***!” and Chance and Spyke lay there, almost motionless. After about 20 seconds, Spyke rolls Chance into the ring and attempts a pin. The ref slowly makes his way over to the two.
1!
2!
The ref notices Chance’s foot on the ropes. Spyke picks Chance up, but Chance sticks a thumb in Spyke’s eye. Spyke grabs his eye in pain, as Chance kicks Spyke in the stomach and hits a DDT. Chance goes to the top rope and is about to hit the Confidence Breaker, when suddenly T&A, still being chased by Crauswell, come running back to the ring area! T&A run back into the back area, while Crauswell stops and stares at Chance. Crauswell then tells Chance to look in the ring and says, “Look.” Chance looks towards the ring just in time to see Spyke coming right at him! Spyke climbs the ropes and hits a big superplex! Spyke goes for the cover!
1!
2!
But T&A had come back to the ring area and pull the ref out of the ring. The ref calls for the bell!
Lillian: Your winner, by disqualification, SPYKE JOHANNSON!
Crauswell chases off T&A to the back area. Spyke grabs a mic.
Spyke: You know what? I don’t want to win like this. This is a cheap way to win, and it doesn’t feel right. So with the ref’s permission, I would like this match restarted, so this it may end in pinfall or submission.
The ref nods his head and signals for the bell to ring and the match has been restarted! Spyke waits for Chance to get to his feet. Chance comes to, but rolls out of the ring, and walks to the back saying “Nah!” Limey and Spaz then come from behind the curtain, much to the delight of the crowd, and point to the ring. Chance says “No way.” Limey pulls out a mic.
Limey: “Listen, mate. If you don’t go back to the ring willfully, then we’ll take you down there ourselves, and it won’t be pretty!”
Chance holds up his hands and says “OK OK” and reluctantly walks back to the ring where Spyke is waiting. Spyke and Chance tie up. Chance knees Spyke in the gut, and hits a quick suplex on him. Chance bounces off the ropes and drops a knee on the gut of Spyke. Chance then walks towards the ropes but Spyke stands up, grabs Chance by the head and hits the IKEA Crash (Sliced Bread #2) on Chance! Spyke goes for the cover!
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The bell rings.
Lillian: Your winner, SPYKE JOHANNSON!
Spyke celebrates then walks over to Chance and extends his hand to him. Spyke helps Chance to his feet, and Spyke shakes his hand, which slightly confuses Chance, as Chance would wonder why he would want to shake hands. Spyke leaves the ring area along with Limey and Spaz. Chance makes his way to the back after a hard fought match, which is acknowledged by some crowd members. T&A come out and apologize for not being there, as they all walk to the back with T&A still trying to apologize.
(Cut to commercial for the Full House, Seasons 1-4 DVD box set!)
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Mar 20, 2006 21:34:03 GMT -5
<We return to the EWT Arena with Fabulous Moolah standing in the ring and waving to the EWT fans>
<"House of the Rising Sun" hits, as Geisha and Penguin walk out, to a modest pop from the EWT Arena. Penguin leads her down to the ring, and sits on the second rope as she makes her way into the ring>
<She climbs in and stands in her corner. She spreads her Ceremonial Sand in the front of her, and bows to Fabulous Moolah>
<The ref calls for the bell, and Moolah waits in her corner. Geisha takes her kimono off and meets Moolah in the center of the ring>
<They grapple, with Moolah getting the upperhand. She locks in a Headlock. Geisha falls back, bounces off the ropes and pushes Moolah away. Moolah bounces off the opposite ropes, and is met by an attempted clothesline by Geisha. Moolah ducks and bounces off the ropes again. She goes for a shoulderblock, but Geisha stops right before she was supposed to absorb the impact. Moolah is flabergasted, and attempts a punch, but is blocked by Geisha. Geisha hits a chop, and another, then a European Uppercut, knocking Moolah against the ropes>
<Moolah is bounced back off the rope, and Geisha hits a chop block to the back of Moolah's knee, and she falls down. Geisha locks in a fujiwara armbar. She releases and stomps on the arm of Moolah. Moolah grabs her arm and clutches it. Geisha steps back and climbs the ropes. she gets onto the tope rope and she perches. Moolah gets up, and Geisha hits a huge cross-body block>
1...2...
<Kickout by Moolah>
<Geisha gets back up, and pulls Moolah up. Geisha kicks her in the gut and lifts her up and hits a Scoop Slam into a Reverse DDT! (The Japanimation)>
<Geisha pulls Moolah back up, and attempts to throw her into the corner, but Moolah reverses and throws Geisha into the corner. Moolah charges, but Geisha ducks out of the way and Moolah bounces of the thurnbuckle. Geisha seizes the opportunity, locks in the underhook, and drops Moolah to her face, and jumps over with the bridge, locking in the "Greetings from Kyoto" Cattle Mutilation>
<After a few moments, Moolah taps out, and Geisha releases the hold>
<Geisha is declared the winner, and Penguin enters the ring, holding a microphone>
<Penguin hands the mic to Geisha>
Geisha: You see dat Deezee? You see her tap? You like go around like you big cheese awound he-ar. Attack backstage Sum Guy. I teach you lesson. You notin but a hawlut. You know noting of trad-id-i-tion. I charrenge you to match at Full Haws. You accept. Or you notin but a big pile of trash!
<The crowd pops as "House of the Rising Sun" hits and they make their way out>
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Mar 20, 2006 21:47:48 GMT -5
*We're back and at ringside. "Sexy Guy" hits and HBH prances his way to the ring. He gets in the ring and poses while the crowd is booing him mercilessly. He grabs a mic*
HBH: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, from Sacramento in sunny Califor-ni-a, give it up for the lovely, the sexy, SENSATIONAL CHERRY!!!
*"Cherry Pie" by Warrant hits, and out walks Cherry. She looks somewhat nervous, but focused. She poses in the ring, but the crowd gives her hell, chanting "SHE'S A HO!"*
HBH: And her opponent, from Richmond in who-in-the-hell-cares-about Virginia, here's everyone's lovable psycho, Mickie James.
*Mickie walks out to a decent reception. She slides into the ring, where Cherry immediately attacks her*
The bell rings to start the match. Cherry is on the offensive by continuously slapping Mickie. She picks up Mickie and kicks her in the gut. She takes her down with a swinging neckbreaker. She picks her up by the hair and tosses her around the ring. She whips Mickie to the ropes, but Mickie hits her with a Lou Thesz press. She keeps the momentum going by slamming Cherry's head to the mat. Mickie picks up Cherry and body slams her. She runs to the ropes for a leg drop and pins her.
1... 2...
Cherry kicks out. Mickie picks her up and throws her out of the ring. She bangs Cherry's head on the apron numerous times. She rolls her back into the ring. Mickie is about to get back in, but HBH knocks her off. Cherry comes to and heads back out. She rolls Mickie into the ring. She gets on the apron and is attacked by Mickie. Mickie attempts to suplex Cherry into the ring, but HBH grabs Mickie's leg, causing Cherry to drop on her for a pin. HBH is still holding Mickie's leg as the ref counts.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, Sensational Cherry!
*HBH pulls Cherry out of the ring and raises her hand in victory. Mickie realizes what just happened and an enraged look comes across her face. HBH and Cherry head up the ramp while the crowd boos and heckles like there's no tomorrow*
*Cut to next segment*
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Mar 21, 2006 0:11:04 GMT -5
*The camera pops into the ring, The Killer Bees are already in the ring. They are looking towards the stage as ICP’s-Halls of Illusions hits. Jacola Cohln and Sever Cohln come out and they run straight to the ring and attack Jim and Brian *
The bell rings
Severs takes Brian and tosses him out of the ring. Deamon and Heather come out of the stage and walk down to the side of the ring where Deamon sits Heather down on a chair near the announce booth. Sever Takes Jim and begins to hit him with blows to the chest. Jacola gets out of the ring and begins to attack Brian. Jacola picks him up, puts him on his shoulder and drops Brian on his back. Meanwhile Sebver is wailing away on Jim. Sever whips Brian to the ropes and clotheslines him as he bounces back. Sever moves towards the turnbuckle and begins to climb as Jacola slams Jim into the ring post knocking him clean out. Sever preps himself and Jumps condensing his body and releasing hitting a frog splash. Sever lands, gets up and moves over to Brian. He picks him up, preps and hit’s the Rope Snapper! Jim lands back in the ring and Sever pins.
1... 2... 3 The bell rings.
*Deamon takes Heather’s hand and he leads her up the steps to the ring, Sever takes the mic from the ring announcer as Jacola gets in the ring too.*
Sever: Dammit Toomi! Why the hell are you putting us in matches with weaklings and losers! My god, that match barely made me break a sweat! I’m starting to think you don’t want us to go anywhere. But that argument is for a different time. Right now these Warriors are driving us crazy. Jason Maverick, EN *Deamon nudges Sever* Whatever, Chad, Scott all of you and Bolt too, have no chance when you go up against any of our boys in this family. And That’s the GODDAMN truth!
*ICP’s Halls of Illusion hits and the Cohlns exit the ring. Jacola stays behind a bit, not noticing the other members leave. The camera fades as the walk down the ramp.*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 21, 2006 0:55:05 GMT -5
We come back to ringside as Chuck Palumbo is already in the ring, waiting for his match.
"St. Jimmy" by Green Day hits as Jason Maverick makes his debut match in the EWT. He is met with an average ovation.
Maverick slides into the ring and stares Chucky P right in the face before catching him with a right hook. Palumbo goes down as Maverick grabs the legs and signals for a sharpshooter. Palumbo kicks him off and Maverick is sent to the other side. Palumbbo gets up and charges head-on with Maverick, but Maverick ducks and caatches Palumbo on the ropes. Maverick then climbs the turnbuckle and hits the P2K, sending Palumbo to the mat hard. Maverick gets back up and looks at the crowd before climbing the turnbuckle again. Maverick then goes for the BME, but Palumbo manages to avoid the move as Maverick hits the mat with a THUD. Palumbo gets up and takes advantage, grabbing Mavericks' legs and tossing him back in a suplex-type way. Maverickclutches his back in pain as Palumbo picks him back up. Maverick is dizzy right now as Palumbo goes for a spinning clothesline. As Palumbo turns around and is about to hit the clothesline, Maverick grabs the arm and locks in From Dusk Till Dawn!! Palumbo is screaming in pain as Maverick applies more and more pressure, Just as Palumbo is about to tap, Maverick lets go. Palumbo is reeling from the move as Maverick kicks him in the gut and hits the Poetic Justice!!! Maverick goes for the pin....
1....
2....
3.......! Maverick has done it!
Randon Announcer: here is your winner, "The Dragon Kid" Jason Maverick!!!
Maverick has gotten up as the fans give him a louder pop than when he first came out. Maverick salutes the crowd before getting out of the ring and walks to the back as we fade to a commercial for Danny Tanner, the 1,385 most popular person in Puerto Rico.
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Post by paulpodanski on Mar 21, 2006 9:20:00 GMT -5
The screen comes back from commercial as we cut to the ring... as Let The Bodies Hit the Floor starts up and the crowd goes nuts!
Announcer: ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome... the EWT Toolshed Champion... Paul Podanski!!!
Paul heads down to the ring, slapping hands with the crowd with a wide grin on his face, as he then climbs into the ring... reomving the Toolshed Title from around his neck and holding it up for all to see! The crowd cheers... as Paul drops the belt... then calls for a microphone, which he gets tossed one.
Paul: You know what? I'm sure you all heard about the next EWT pay Per View right?
The crowd cheers and chants " EWT!!! EWT!! " Paul nods.
Paul: That's the one! And it's gonna have a huge main event... the Elimination Chamber... on the outside no less.
The crowd pops again.
Paul: Yep... that should be a great match. But... I just realized somethin. I have this Toolshed Title and I can't decide who I should defend it against! I mean... there's lots of promising talent out there... and then there's a bunch of fecal eating assholes who want it too. So I'm thinking to myself... then suddenly it hits me. Why defend my title against one guy... when I can defend it against MORE then one guy! After all... I'm the friggin Toolshed champion. Sure I may not be the most technical wrestler... I sure as hell am not the fastest... and the smartest, eh, there's definitely smarter people. But if there is one thing I can safely say... it's that I AM THE TOUGHEST Champion out there. I go out there... every week, get my head smashed in by various weapons... slammed into thumbtacks... knocked off ladders... ALMOST BEING DROWNED!!! Yet I go back out there next week... and defend my title... the one that I INSPIRED! Sure... Ultimo Chocula was the first OFFICIAL champion... but I dethroned him. I've ended both tim " The Toolman " Terror and Paraslice's career... I've beaten... the current Tri-State Champ Outlaw... Koda kazar... hell I've beat Mick Foley TWICE!
The crowd cheers again.
Paul: So that's why tonight... I'm declaring that I will defend my title against as many people that want the thing. And I will show you why I am the Toolshed Champion... or my name isn't Paul FRIGGIN Podanski!!!
Paul picks up the belt again... holding it up high, then putting it back around his neck and exitting the ring quickly.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 21, 2006 11:58:43 GMT -5
Announcer: It is now time for the EWT OX Division Championship match!
*I'LL SHOW YOU!! YOU'LL SEE!!!*
Stevie Richards comes out to a big pop as he gets into the ring.
Announcer: First, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 220 lbs., Stevie Richards!
"Jesus Walks" hits as Bolt Bacana comes out to his usual pop.
Announcer: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 224 lbs., he is the current OX Division Champion, Bolt Bacana!
Bolt gets in the ring and hands his title to the referee before shaking hands with Stevie Richards.
*Match Starts*
The match starts off with Stevie catching Bolt with a quick kick to the gut. Bolt manages to recover quickly and hits Stevie with a running neckbreaker. Bolt then hits a quick legdrop across the throat. Richards gets up and Bolt locks up with him before sending him to the ropes. Richards runs to the ropes and ducks a clothesline and catches Bolt with a clothesline of his own. Bolt goes down as Richards runs to the ropes again as he jumps over Bolt and runs to the opposite side as Bolt gets up leapfrogs over Richards before catching him with the Kryptonite Krunch!! Bolt goes for the pin...
1....
2....
3....NO! Richards kicks out. Bolt gets up and picks Richards up and tries to hit a suplex, but Richards blocks it and hits one of his own. Richards doesn't wait, and locks in a rear chinlock. Bolt looks for a way out while struggling, but Richards keep the hold locked in. Bolt gets the strength to power out of the move and catches Richards with a back suplex. Both men are down as the ref administers the ten count.
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2........
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5........
6........ *Bolt stirs around trying to get up*
7........*Richards comes to and tries to get up as well.
8........
9........*Bolt gets up tries to hit a spear, but Richards side-steps him as Bolt goes down to the floor. Bolt hits the floor hard as Richards goes to the outside. Richards goes to the outside as Bolt gets up, starting to bleed. Richards goes over to Bolt and goes for a back suplex, but Bolt lands on his feet and tosses him to the guardrail. Bolt picks Richards up and suplex's him on the guardrail, placing him on top. Bolt goes onto the apron and looks around before jumping off and hitting a 360 legdrop!!
Crowd: ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
Bolt gets up after that daredevil move as Richards is still on the floor. Bolt picks Richards up and tosses him into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle. Bolt climbes the turnbuckle slowly, but manages to get to the top. Richards has also gotten up, still dizzy from the legdrop on the outside. Bolt stops for a second, giving Richards the time he needs to crotch Bolt on the top rope. Richards climbes the turnbuckle looking to hit a superplex on Bolt. Richards is on the top and hooks the arm before Bolt punches him in the gut. Bolt keeps punching Richards in the gut before Richards lets go. Bolt then gets Richards and hits the Bolt From The Blue!! Bolt crawls over to Richards and goes for the pin....
1.....
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3......!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL the EWT OX Division Champion, Bolt Bacana!
Bolt gets up and holds the ropes for support as the referee gives him the title. Richards gets up as well as Bolt looks straight at him before extending his hand. Richards looks at him evenly before shaking Bolt's hand. Richards leaves the ring as Bolt poses with the title for a while before leaving the ring as well as we fade to a commercial.
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Mar 21, 2006 13:13:09 GMT -5
*We're now at ringside*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by Edge, from Sanford, North Carolina, Lita!
*Lita and Edge walk out to many boos, but pay the fans no mind. They get in the ring and make out much to the fans' dismay. Then "It's My Time" plays*
RA: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida, Rosa!
*Rosa walks out with a determined look on her face. She gets a big pop as she makes her way to the ring*
The bell rings to start the match. Rosa and Lita lock up. Lita traps Rosa in a headlock. Rosa wiggles her way out of it, turns it into a arm wrench and goes behind Lita. Lita gives Rosa a few elbows to break the hold. She runs at her, but Rosa takes her down with a drop toe hold. Then she gets Lita in a headlock. Lita whips Rosa to the ropes, but is knocked down with a shoulder block. Rosa runs to the ropes. Lita gets up and attempts a hip toss, but Rosa blocks it and hits a back drop. Next she takes Lita down with a couple of armdrags and a roundhouse dropkick. She hits a reverse DDT, then runs to the ropes for a quick leg drop. She goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Lita kicks out. Rosa picks her up and whips her to the ropes. She hits a spinebuster. She waits for Lita to get up and clotheslines her over the top rope. Next she runs to the ropes and dives over to Lita outside. The crowd cheers big time for the move. Rosa picks up Lita and suplexes her. Then she rolls her back into the ring. But Edge is waiting and takes Rosa down with a spear, drawing loud boos from fans. Lita rolls back out of the ring and rams Rosa into the steel steps. After that she rams her into the apron. She rolls Rosa back in the ring and covers her.
1... 2...
Rosa gets a shoulder up. Lita continues working over her by giving her a jumping arm breaker. Next comes a vertical suplex. Lita then kicks Rosa's left leg and hits an elbow drop on it. She goes for another cover.
1... 2...
Rosa kicks out. Lita performs a snapmare with a pullover neckbreaker. Then she applies the crossbow hold. She keeps the hold in for a few minutes then breaks it. Lita then goes to the top, looking for a moonsault, but Rosa moves out of the way. The ref starts the 10 count.
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Both women are now up. They exchange punches, but Rosa eventually gets the upper hand. She whips Lita to the ropes, connecting with a spinning heel kick. Rosa keeps the momentum going with a samoan drop and then a backbreaker. She runs at Lita for a crucifix pin.
1... 2...
Lita kicks out. Rosa picks her up and is met with a jawbreaker. Lita runs at her for a clothesline, but Rosa ducks it and hits a Capoeira Kick. She climbs the ropes. She jumps off, hitting a flying hurricanrana on Edge at ringside! The crowd goes wild for this. She gets back in the ring, where Lita hits her with a DDT. She goes for the pin.
1... 2...
Rosa kicks out! Lita picks her up for a Twist of Fate, but Rosa counters that and turns it into a Northern Lights Driver. She pins her.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, Rosa!
*The ref raises Rosa's hand in victory. Rosa grabs a mic*
Rosa: Chrysta, I'm not going to play by your little mind games. You want me in the ring so bad? Fine, let's do this. You, me, one-on-one at Full House. And the winner gets a shot the GND title. So what's it's gonna be, Chrysta? Do you accept or not? *pauses* You know what? Don't answer that right now. I want you to think long and hard about this before coming up with your answer, because I want you to know that I can be a sick and sadistic competitor as well. And if I have to go to that length to beat the living crap out of you, then so be it. Let me know when you have your decision.
*Rosa exits the ring and heads backstage as we cut to a commercial about Generation Tech*
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Post by Poker Joker on Mar 21, 2006 13:41:01 GMT -5
("St. Anger" comes over the PA and out come Twizted & American Saint, the Suicidal Idolz.)
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlement, the next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at approximately 439 pounds... Here are Twizted and the American Saint.... The SUICIDAL IDOLZ!
(The crowd lights up with cheers as the Idolz hit the ring. The camera gets a three-second shot of a sign in the audience being held up by an excited female fan in a tight tank-top that reads "IDOL-IZED!" in big red letters, then cuts back to Saint and Twizted as they hop up onto the turnbuckles. They start gesturing towards the fans when their music is suddenly cut off. "Look At This Face" then starts playing.)
Lillian: Their opponents, accompained by their manager Moniqua, and weighing in at a combined weight of 454 pounds.... they are the tag-team of Ultimo Chocula and Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark.... THE HANDSOME BOYS MODELING SCHOOL!
(The cheers that once filled the arena are rapidly replaced by boos and catcalls. Moniqua, with her dog Fru Fru wrapped snuggly in her arms, leads Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark and Ultimo Chocula down to the ring. The three pay no attention to the hostile reception they are receiving from the fans as they all enter the ring and do some posing. They then take a look over at their opponents and start laughing. Billy takes the mic.)
Billy: "Wow. Take a look at these two! Straight from the backyard right into your living room! Where did you pick up the rip off hip hop wear? Did Penny's have a sale? I've seen bingo parlors with more fashion sense than you!"
(The crowd is chanting "Vir-gin!" as well as the usual chorus of boos. Twizted and AS look at the HBMS with hatred but hold back on any action just yet. Billy hands the mic over to UC.)
UC: "Uh oh, Billy! You torqued off the suburban commandos! Now they're going to go back to their mom's basement and write a really bad blog on their myspace page about how mean we are! Whatever shall we do? (sarcasm off) Listen, Amercian Idiots! I know you're new around here so I'll fill you in on what you need to know. Billy and I, we're the business! That's right! So since this your formal introduction to a red ass beat down we'll try not to make you look too bad in front of your girlfriends! Oh wait! You don't have any! What was I thinking?!"
(That's enough of that. The Idolz bum rush the Handsome Boys and the bell rings. Twizted is laying into UC as Saint works over Billy. The Idolz go for a double Irish Whip but the Handsome Boys reverse. The HBMS go for a double clothesline but the Idolz duck and bounce off the opposite ropes and catch their respective opponents with a dual flying headscissors. Billy and UC scoot out of the ring and contemplate just what exactly went wrong.
Twizted and UC start off the match proper as Billy and Saint stand in their corners. The two men in the ring look to be going for a tie up but UC jams his thumb right in Twizted's eye. UC gives the thumbs up over to Billy and goes back to work on Twizted. He puts Twizted in a side headlock and cranks on it a couple times. After a few moments Twizted backs up to the ropes and pushes UC off. UC bounces off the opposite side and shoulder blocks Twizted down. UC bounces off the near side ropes and Twizted drops down as UC steps over him. Twizted leapfrogs UC on the rebound and catches UC with a dropsault on the way back. UC stands back up but gets dropkicked. UC gets up again and Twizted takes him down with a hiptoss followed by a reverse chinlock. UC struggles a bit but works his way up to a vertical base. He drops down and gives Twizted a jawbreaker, breaking the hold. UC dives over and makes the tag to Billy.
Billy runs in knocks Twizted down with a running elbow strike. Billy picks Twizted up and nails him with a suplex followed by an elbow drop. Billy goes for a pin but only gets one. Billy sends Twizted into the ropes and goes for a back body drop but Twizted reverses and nails Billy with a running knee lift. Twizted goes over and makes the tag to Saint.
Saint comes in and lays the punches down on Billy. Saint runs off the ropes and takes Billy down with a twisting body press. He goes for a win but only gets one and a half. Saint springs up and waits for Billy to stand up to kick him in the stomach, which he does. Saint plants Billy with a Muscle Buster but can only get a two. Saint hits the ropes but Billy drops down and nails Saint with a spine buster on the rebound. Billy gets up and stomps on Saint a couple times and tags in UC.
UC waits for Saint to stand up and springboards off the top rope and takes Saint down with a hurricanrana, following with a standing moonsault and pin combo but only gets two. UC scoops Saint up and gives him a shoulder break where he wants him, tags Billy, jumps up to the top rope and lands a moonsault on Saint, which is followed shortly by Billy leaping off the top rope with a moonsault of his own. Billy goes for a pin but only gets two.
Billy hits Saint with a bulldog then gestures towards the crowd getting a chorus of boos. Saint manages to get to his hands and knees but Billy dropkicks him right in the ribs. Billy looks like he's about to finish Saint off, measuring him for the Virgin Sacrifice. Saint stumbles up and Billy rushes him from behind, but Saint suddenly kicks Billy in the stomach and follows with a Pele, knocking Billy to the mat. Saint is slowly crawling over to his corner as Billy does the same. At the same time they both make the tag.
Ultimo Chocula and Twizted both rush into the ring with a full head of steam. Twizted connects with a running enziguri to the face of Chocula. Chocula goes down hard, giving Twizted an advantage. Chocula tries to get to his feet as quickly as he can, but Twizted grabs him and hits him with a Lita DDT. Chocula is counting the lights on the ceiling from his back. Billy Ubermark has recovered somewhat, and makes a desperate attempt to try and save his partner by rushing at Twizted. Twizted tries to shoulder-throw Billy. Billy flips over and lands on his feet. Saint, however, has recoverd as well and connect with a Cressent Kick to the face of Billy as he lands. Billy staggers backwards from the kick. Twizted grabs Billy by the hair, hauls him over to the ropes, and throws him over the top rope to the outside. Billy lands in a heap on the floor.
Back inside the ring, Ultimo Chocula has made his way to his feet only to get nailed by Saint with an Exploder. Twizted points to one of the turnbuckles and signals for the Alternate Dimension. The fans go nuts as Saint grabs Ultimo Chocula and drags him over to the turnbuckle. They begin setting up Chocula on the top rope with both members of the Suicidal Idolz on either side of him. Neither of the Idolz, however, see Billy Ubermark as he gets up on the ring apron near the turnbuckle. As Saint and Twizted prepare to deliver the Alternate Dimension, Billy grabs the legs of Ultimo Chocula. Saint and Twizted launch themselves off the top rope, but Ultimo remains on the turnbuckle. The two Idolz spiral out of controll to the canvas. As they do so, Saint accidently bumps the referee who is trying to get out of the way. The ref is shot to one side and falls through the ring ropes onto the floor.
Twizted and Saint land hard on the canvas, but start trying to get up as soon as they can. Billy Ubermark helps Chocula off of the turnbuckle as the Idolz recover, then climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, himself. As Saint gets to his feet, Billy launches himself off the turnbuckle and catches Saint with a Flying Head Scissors from the top rope. The momentum from the move sends Saint sliding across the ring and under the bottom rope to the floor of the arena. Billy Ubermark staggers groggily to his feet and then follows Saint out of the ring. He drags Saint to his feet, and the two exchange blows for a while.
Meanwhile, Ultimo Chocula has untied the padding from around the top turnbuckle he was perched on. The padding comes off, exposing the steel turnbuckle, and Chocula gets into the ring where he is met by Twizted. Chocula delivers a couple of closed fists to Twizted's face, until he's got him positioned in the middle of the ring. Chocula then grabs Twizted and points at the corner with the exposed turnbuckle. He prepares to whip Twizted into the turnbuckle, but Twizted reverses the whip. Instead, Ultimo Chocula is shot into the turnbuckle and hits the exposed turnbuckle chest first. Chocula is stunned and grabs his chest in agony as he backs out of the corner. As he does so, Twizted grabs Chocula and rolls him up in a Modified School Boy with a bridging cover. The crowd anxiously counts 1....2....3!!!..... but the ref is still outside of the ring, unconscious!
As Twizted remains bridged over Chocula, until Billy Ubermark (still outside the ring) whips Saint into one of the metal ringposts. Saint goes down to the ground, and Billy looks into the ring and sees the situation. Billy climbs as fast as he can up to the apron, and up the turnbuckle. He launches himself off and hits a Flying Fist onto the chest of the bridged-up Twizted. Twizted breaks the pin on Chocula and grabs his sternum in agony. The crowd's excited cheers turn to boo's as Billy heps Chocula gets to his feet. Chocula tells Billy to get in position, and then grabs Twizted who is curled up on the floor, clutching his chest. Chocula set Twizted up for a suplex, but then brings him down forwards across Billy's knee for The Abdominizer!
As this is going on, Moniqua has come over to the referee and is helping wake him up. She gets him to come around, and helps him stand up as Ultimo Chocula rolls Twizted over and gets on top of him for the cover. The ref sees the cover and starts crawling back into the ring to make the count. On the far side of the ring, Saint sees what's going on and tries to climb into the ring to make the save. Billy Ubermark, however, catches him with a baseball slide kick that sends him shooting back into the gaurdrails. As this happens, the ref starts the count. 1....2....3!)
*BELL RINGS*
Lillian: Here are your winners of this bout.... The Handsome Boys Modeling School!!!
(Lillian's announcement is met with heavy boos by the fans that continue long after she's done speaking. "Look At This Face" begins pouring over the P.A. system, again, as Billy Ubermark comes over to where Ultimo Chocula has just made the pin. Chocula gets to his feet, and he and Billy quickly exit the ring. Outside of it, Moniqua is waiting for them with a beaming smile on her face. She puts her dog down and congratulates both men with a hug. Moniqua scoops up Fru-Fru in her arms again, and she and the HBMS start making their way up the ramp towards the back. As they do so, Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark and Ultimo Chocula hold their arms above their heads in victory and smile cockily at the fans, who roar with disapproval towards the victors. Slowly the three of them make their way up the ramp and out through the curtain at the top.)
(The camera then gets a Back in the ring, where American Saint has made his way into the ring. He is checking on Twizted, who is sitting up but still clutching at his chest, and now his stomach, too. As American Saint helps his partner to his feet, the fans give them a round of applause for their effort. Twizted finally manages to stand up, and raises his hand to acknowledge the fans' reaction. Twizted and Saint leave the ring to the cheers of fans as the screen fades to black as we cut to a commercial.)
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Post by Superior Dragon on Mar 21, 2006 14:46:49 GMT -5
We cut back to a still injured Twizted and American Saint.
Twiz: We had them man. If only Uber-Virrgin didn't grab hold of Chocula, we would have had a win over the two. We could've been shot up the ranks. But it doesn't matter.
AS: Why not?
Twiz: Because me and you have earned our spots in the feds we've been in. We have always fought hard and got what we deserved at the end. So if we have to keep facing team after team ust s we could be put in the title picture, then so be it.
AS: Even if we face someone like Big Show or the Cancelor in a handicap match, we will win. Becuase whenever we step into the ring, we will IDOL-IZE whoever we face, and make them another stepping stone in our quest for the titles. Because we don't imitate......
Twiz: We INNOVATE. C'mon, we need to prepare for whoever we have to face next.
AS and Twiz leave as we cut to a different commercial for The Third State Warriors
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Lily-Rose
Mike the Goon
Rockin' All Night.
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Post by Lily-Rose on Mar 21, 2006 14:56:13 GMT -5
*Spit plays as Tanya Flaire comes out to the arena, and runs down the ramp as the fans cheer her on. Shortly afterwards, Look at This Face plays as Moniqua enters unwillingly...being dragged down by the security gaurds. They shover her into the ring, and the bell is rung. Tanya picks Moniqua up by the hair, and slams her face first into a turnbuckle. Tanya then holds her in for a headlock, then goes over Moniqua's head for the Burning Wheel Drop. Finally, Tanya goes to the outside and nails the Napalm Death to Moniqua for the pin.*
1!2!3!
LILLIAN: Here is your winner, Tanya FLAIRE!
*Spit plays as Tanya heads up the ramp, finally smiling over her win against Moniqua, while the ref checks on Moniqua in the ring to see if she's okay.*
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Mar 21, 2006 21:52:46 GMT -5
The Samoan Swat Team waits in the ring.
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Joel and Mike hip hop out to their usual pop, look at eachother, and then race down to the ring, slide in, and hop up to battle the SST. Mike delivers a 540 wheel kick to Fatu's head, who stumbles a bit, but recovers quickly, and points to his head with a smile. Joel hits a springboard bulldog on Samu, but the effect is the same, as Samu pops up relatively quickly. Fatu hits a huge clothesline on Mike, and Joel is fed a headbutt by Samu. Joel rolls over to his corner, and Samu returns to his, as Mike is left with Fatu. Fatu reaches down to pick Mike up, but Mike grabs his arm and pulls him over into a cross arm breaker. Fatu quickly reaches the ropes, and Mike breaks it up. Mike shoots up, hops up to the middle rope, and quickly hits a moonsault onto Fatu, who brings up his knees. Mike rolls over to Joel and tags him in, and Fatu tags in Samu.
Joel runs at Samu, and hops up to quickly hit a hurricanrana. Joel follows up with a dropkick to Samu's back as he sits up. Joel hops back up, and delivers a kick to Samu's forehead, and then grabs his toe, hopping around in pain. Samu stands up and grabs Joel by the hair, and slams him into a turnbuckle. After a few head slams into the turnbuckle, Samu brings him forward and headbutts him again. Samu sends him back down to the mat with a clothesline, and rolls him into the middle of the ring. Samu hits the ropes, and returns to Joel to hit a running splash. Samu pins him, and Mike breaks the count up at two via a springboard double stomp.
Mike drags Joel back to his corner, and helps him up. They confer for a while, and Mike keeps making a twirling motion with his hands. Joel nods okay, and returns to the middle of the ring with Samu. Samu lunges forward, but Joel twists into a spinning back heel kick, doubling him over. Joel hops around the ring, throwing his hands around, and yells the familiar cry of NEW MOVE, and the crowd is interested. Joel returns to Samu, and double underhooks him, and hops up. But Samu takes a knee, and pushes him away. As Joel comes back, Samu grabs him by the throat, and Joel boots him in the stomach again. Samu bends over, and Joel underhooks him again, and hops up, and HITS A FLIPPING TIGER DRIVER. The Otaku Destroyer! The crowd loses it, and Fatu runs into the ring out of shock over what has happened to his partner!
Mike runs in, and boots Fatu in the stomach, and hits his own Otaku Destroyer on Fatu, gaining another reaction from the crowd. Joel pins Samu, and the ref counts the three count, and the Nyrds gain another win under their belts. The Nyrds celebrate with a dance, and return to the back.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Mar 21, 2006 23:01:50 GMT -5
*Cut to ringside*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Tri-State Championship.
*The very familiar music of “Sexy Guy” plays*
Oh, oh, Bret...
RA: Introducing the challengers, first, being accompanied by Sensational Cherry, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 232 lbs., the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*HBH walks down the ramp with Cherry by his side and the boos start to pile up. They pose for a few seconds at ringside, then get in the ring and pose some more. HBH makes a title gesture, telling the fans that they will see a new champion. Then “Gas Power” plays*
RA: And his opponent, from Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 323 lbs., “Big Daddy” Gasoline!
*Gasoline walks out to thunderous cheers. He shakes hands with some fans on the way to the ring. He gets into the ring and raises a fist in the air. He also gestures that he’ll be winning the title. Then the 4 Horsemen theme plays*
RA: And their opponent, from the Wild West of Texas, weighing in at 305 lbs., he is the reigning EWT Tri-State Champion, The Outlaw Chris James!
*Outlaw comes out riding a horse on the way to the ring. Jillian Hall is there with him, and he gets a mixed reaction from fans. He gets in the ring and raise the title in the air. HBH and Gasoline both stare intently at it*
The bell rings to start the match. Outlaw and Gas lock up. HBH attacks Gas from behind. He pummels the lower back area and gives Gas a back drop. He starts stomping away at him. Then Outlaw pushes him away, only to start stomping on Gas himself. He picks him up and hits him with a backbreaker. He picks him up again, for a suplex. Then, something strange happens: HBH ACTUALLY HELPS OUTLAW! They double suplex Gas to the mat. Next they clothesline Gas out of the ring. Outlaw does some trash talking to Gas. He turns around and is about to be hit with HBH’s Sweet Chin Muzak, but Outlaw catches his leg and clotheslines him. He picks him up and gives him a gorilla press slam. Next he runs at him and hits him with a flying lariat. He goes for the cover.
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HBH kicks out. Outlaw takes him to the corner and bangs his head on the turnbuckle. After a few shoulder thrusts, he whips him to the opposite corner. He runs at him with a splash, followed by a delayed vertical suplex. Gas gets back in the ring. He and Outlaw exchange punches. Gas eventually gets the upper hand, but Outlaw rakes him in the eyes. He runs at him for a clothesline, but Gas doesn’t budge. He runs to the ropes for another clothesline, but again Gas doesn’t budge. He runs to the ropes again and is met with a powerslam for a pin.
1... 2...
Outlaw kicks out. Gas clotheslines himself and Outlaw over the top rope. They brawl some more on the outside. Suddenly, HBH comes out of nowhere with a top rope moonsault on both men. The crowd pops big for the move. HBH picks up Outlaw and rolls him into the ring for a pin.
1... 2...
Outlaw kicks out. HBH picks him and rams him into the corner. He stomps a mudhole in him, then runs at him with a knee to the head. HBH does some posing which gets loud boos. He continues working over Outlaw with a wishbone legsplitter. Next he hits a standing moonsault for a pin.
1... 2...
Gas pulls HBH off to break up the count. He picks up HBH and drops him on the turnbuckle for the Snake Eyes. He keeps things going with a pumphandle slam. He runs to the ropes for a leg drop. He picks him up again and performs a reverse vertical suplex. He goes for a cover.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. Gas picks him up and traps him in a bearhug. HBH is yelling out in pain, but doesn’t want to submit. Gas breaks the hold after a few moments. He performs a T-Bone Suplex. He climbs to the second rope and hits a splash for a pin.
1... 2...
Outlaw breaks up the count. He hits Gas with a couple of left hooks. He runs to the ropes and takes him down with a flying shoulder block. Next he hits him with a shoulderbreaker. He goes for a cover.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. Outlaw takes him to the corner and punches him 10 times. Gas stumbles forward and into a Rockbottom. Outlaw pins him.
1... 2...
HBH breaks it with an elbow drop from the top rope. He attacks Outlaw with some punches, kicks, and chops. He runs to the ropes, but Outlaw hits him with a hard clothesline. Next he gives him a chokeslam. After that comes a tiger driver. He pins him.
1... 2...
Gas breaks up the count. He takes down Outlaw with some hard rights. He does the same with HBH. He whips HBH to the ropes and hits a back body drop. Outlaw runs at him, but Gas stops him with a sidewalk slam. He then hits HBH with a spinebuster for a pin.
1... 2...
Outlaw breaks up the count. He picks Gas up and whips him to the ropes, but Gas takes him down with a spear. Outlaw rolls out of the ring. Meanwhile, HBH comes up from behind and hits Gas with a dragon suplex. He climbs to the top rope and connects with an elbow drop from the top rope. He goes for a pin.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. HBH waits for Gas to get up. He goes for some Sweet Chin Muzak, but Gas grabs the leg, drops it, and takes him down with a big boot. He signals for the end of the match and the crowd fires up. He sets up HBH for the Jackknife Powerbomb and hits it. But before he can make the pinfall, Outlaw whacks him over the head with a chair. The ref calls for the bell.
*Outlaw then picks up HBH and takes him to the top rope. He connects with The Roundup. He grabs the title and walks over to HBH*
Outlaw: You see this? This is as close to the title as you’re ever going to get. This is my title, you hear me? MINE!!!
*Outlaw and Jillian head backstage. Fans don’t like the way the match ended and are booing. Cherry gets in the ring to check on HBH*
*Cut to commercial*
WINNER BY DQ: GASOLINE
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Post by dorf on Mar 22, 2006 0:23:51 GMT -5
Red Rooster vs. Dorf will not be shown on a regular taping of EWT (whatever) this week, due to Red Rooster not negotiating to do his job, by not showing up. In return, Toom E. Dangerously has ordered the immediate release of Terry Taylor. We do NOT wish you best on your future endeavors.
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Post by Curly Long on Mar 22, 2006 7:37:30 GMT -5
As we see Terry Taylor leave the arena after being released we pan around to find Curly and Mr. Big arriving ... Well actually what we see is Mr. Big arriving whilst Curly is talking angrily to someone on the phone ... Sum guy approaches for an interview
SUM GUY: Hi everybody .. I'm Sum Guy and I eat sardines for breakfast! ...
Mr. BIG: You really want that first Maelstrom interview don't you Sum?
SUM GUY: Damm right I do ... I may be wetter than a puppy that fell overboard but I am the best Interview man for the EWT and I will get the scoop!!
Curly who has just finished his conversation on the phone, catches the last of what Sum said and storms over to Sum Guy
CURLY: You want a scoop Sum Guy? .. I'll give you a scoop!! .. we were robbed at that funhouse ... and not just your average robbery either this was on the FBI's most wanted list!! ... We had that match won and then that dammed Tanya had to interfere!! ... with a bleedin' pie no less ....
MR. BIG: .. that was one tasty pie though, boss
CURLY: ... Yeah I bet! ... Tanya sure does have some sweet pie .. but that is no excuse for costing us our Tag Team Titles! ... if she wanted to give us pie, she could have waited until after the match and come to my hotel room ... and I'd have filled her pie to overflowing .. if you know what I mean!! ... Damm that woman and Damm those Ragnals!!
Curly kicks the wall in frustrarion
SUM GUY: So moving on .. Where will you too go from here?
CURLY: Where will we go? .. Me and Big ain't going no where .. I demand a rematch against those thieves!! ...
SUM GUY: but wasn't that there rematch? ...surely the Handsome Boy Modeling School deserve a shot? seeing as they are the number one conte-...
CURLY: Oh No you don't! ... those two walking Gucci adverts can go straight to the back of the queue ... they had a number one contender's shot againts me and Big ... now the Ragnals have the belts again that becomes obsolete! ... We are having that rematch Sum!
Curly snatches the mike from Sum's hand
CURLY: Even if I have to interfere in every other tag team match in the EWT to get it!! ... the gold is coming back to the Midget King & Company ... its just a matter of time!!
Curly storms off as Mr. Big follows
SUM GUY: Well til next time .. I'm Sum Guy and I hope to be the first to interview Maelstrom after his near-career-ending injury!
(fade out)
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 22, 2006 23:54:05 GMT -5
Bobby Cruise: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit.
<“Stricken” hit’s the PA>
BC: Introducing first, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, and weighing in at 200 pounds, Koda Kazar!
<Koda runs to the ring to cheers from the fans, sliding under the ropes, and walking to a corner, where he stretches against the ropes in preparation as the lights in the Arena dim>
<“Never Let Me Down Again/Disposable Teens” hits, as the strobe lights begin flashing>
BC: His opponent, from Newark, New Jersey, weighing 218 pounds, The Fallen Dragon, HitmanMark!
<Hmark slowly makes his way down the aisle, throwing his hood back and playing to the crowd. He enters the ring, standing on the turnbuckles as the Fallen Legion chants his name>
<The bell rings, and the two men reach out to give one another a quick handshake before they begin circling each other. A quick lockup sees Hmark throw an armdrag, as Koda slides across the ring, stopping for a second, taken aback a bit by how fast it came. Hmark smiles a bit. Another lockup, and Hmark throws another armdrag, but quickly pounces on top of the youngster, going for an armbar. Koda covers up, wriggles around, and manages to roll out of the predicament, and stands back again, sizing up his opposition>
Dave Prazak: <on commentary> The youngster from the heartland seems to be coming to an understanding about who it is he’s up against in this match. HitmanMark is no walk in the park for anyone, not in the EWT, not anywhere.
<The two men again square off, and this time Hmark goes behind in a waistlock; Koda struggles just a bit, and manages to wriggle free a little, and starts throwing some elbows back towards Hmark, who continues to hold it. Koda grabs around Hmark’s head, though, and leaps up, and falls back down, using his momentum to drag Hmark over, sending him down in a deep arm drag. Hmark pops up, surprised, as Koda does a small, “hey, I can do that too!” pose. Hmark claps a bit in recognition.>
<The two look to go at it again, and this time go for a knuckle lock. Koda slips behind Hmark, and dropkicks him into the corner. Hmark staggers, and Koda runs up to deliver some knife edge chops. He Irish Whips Hmark to the opposite corner and charges after him, but Hmark actually leaps up and over the top rope, and, as Koda’s chest connects with the turnbuckle, leaps back in and delivers an elbow to the back of the head. Koda turns around, holding his head, and eats a LOUD knife-edge from Hmark. The crowd cheers the action.>
<Hmark snap mares Koda over and goes to work on the neck. He locks in a seated headlock, and tweaks back on it; he uses his free leg to reach over and pull back on one of Koda’s, stretching that along with his neck. Koda feels the pain, and grasps for the ropes, breaking it. Hmark goes back on the attack, and starts with clubbing forearms to the back of Koda’s neck/upper back. He Irish Whips the youngster, and hefts him up, dropping him down face first into the turnbuckle, jarring his neck again.>
<Koda is reeling, and Hmark goes to pick him up. Koda fights back, though, and starts throwing forearms, catching Hmark by surprise. The crowd starts to clap as he gains momentum, and he starts mixing in chops, forearms, and elbows, until he finally sends Hmark reeling. Koda hit’s a spinning kick, and hit’s the ropes, coming off with a flying elbow, sending Hmark to the mat. He hit’s the ropes again, this time going for a Quebrada, but Hmark catches him in Death Valley Driver position. Hmark looks like he’s gonna hit it, but Koda starts swinging around, and catches Hmark in a Tornado DDT! The crowd is actively pulling for the youngster at this point>
DP: Koda is on a roll! He’s picking up enough momentum for a big potential upset here!
<The action continues for a few minutes; it’s hot both ways, but Koda is beginning to push an advantage throughout. Koda gets the crowd cheering, and charges Hmark, but Hmark charges back at him with a BIG lariat, sending Koda flipping in the air. The crowd, once pretty starkly for Hmark, is now splitting it’s cheers for both men. Hmark signals for the end, and picks Koda up, sending him to the ropes…BLUE THUNDER DRIVER POWERBOMB!>
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<NO! Koda kicks out, despite his hurt neck! Hmark looks frustrated, but points to the corner. Double Jump Moonsault attempt, but Koda moves out of the way! Hmark clutches his midsection in pain and falls on his back, as Koda stands up…STANDING MOONSAULT!>
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<Not quite, as Hmark gets the shoulder up. Koda looks his he wants to finish the match with the K-Clash…but Hmark blocks it! Hmark slips out and gets behind him…goes for Cattle Mutilation! Koda struggles, fighting for all he’s worth, as Hmark holds on tight. Koda eventually gets to the ropes…and ducks down! He sends Hmark out of the ring to the floor, where he crashes into the barricade. Koda sizes him up, and looks to be ready to dive. He runs the ropes, leaps up, and goes for a springboard twisting senton…>
<But something goes wrong. Hmark “catches” him, but Koda’s leg hit’s the floor at a weird angle. The youngster’s face contorts in pain, and the ref leans out to check on him. The crowd hushes a bit as the ref throws up the “X” sign. The bell rings, as Hmark slowly gets to his feet, checking on Koda.>
BC: Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of injury, the referee has stopped this match, declaring it a NO CONTEST.
<Hmark and the ref help Koda to his feet as EMT’s make their way down, keeping him from putting weight on his leg. The crowd applauds the effort, only upset that Koda couldn’t finish what had the potential to be a big upset.>
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