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Post by Banned Member on Jul 25, 2005 21:11:34 GMT -5
[td][glow=red,2,300]Mercenary and Trish to get back together???[/glow][/td] credit: Mark the Snoop
my sources backstage have been telling me that Merc has been seen going into Trish stratus locker room,and has been known to stay there for several hour. We will have more on this later.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 26, 2005 4:25:38 GMT -5
www.fortherealwrestlingnerd.comEWT Superstar & current No1. Contender Spaz seen leaving nightclub with injured ROH manager Becky Bayless, when contacted for comment today Spaz maintained that they are "Just good friends".
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 26, 2005 6:41:33 GMT -5
www.fortherealwrestlingnerd.comUpdate: Becky Bayless seen leaving Spaz's estate this morning wearing same outfit as she was seen in at a nightclub last night. When contacted for comment both Spaz & Bayless said that an official statement will be released in the coming days. Head to the media section for exclusive photos.
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Post by curtrok on Jul 27, 2005 17:59:21 GMT -5
Hi this is Jim Ross with this weeks EWT Report.
Preliminary statistics are back from EWT saved by the bell. Early reports Estimate 4 million buys for EWT's saved by the bell, considering the PPV was sold for 79.99 Toomi is considering this a huge success.
EWT brass are said to be happy with the state of their porgraming at this time and are excited about new stars in development.
The P.T.A seem to be working themselves into a foce to be reckoned with here in the EWT.
There is no truth to the rumor that EWT officials are in negoations with Botchberg. While we admire this worker we have no interest in working with him at this time.
The EWT Asian Tour slated for later this year is already sold out. Worker and fans alike are excited about this.
Backstage tensions between Toomi, Bared Wire Harry, UC and others have been blown out of proportion. Everyone is on the same page and looking forward to putting on an exciting product.
A gimmick PPV is still in the works for the end of 2005.
There is no truth to the rumors about a roster split.
Michael Cole's job is not in jeporady.
That's it for this week. Next Wednesday, my BBQ sauce goes on sale, try it it will turn you into a hoss.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jul 27, 2005 21:00:34 GMT -5
UNSOLD ULTIMO CHOCULA T-SHIRTS BURIED IN ARIZONA DESERT! Reliable sources have informed us that 500,000 unsold Ultimo Chocula shirts have been buried somewhere in an undisclosed Arizona desert. The controversial garments which read "Ultimo Chocula Is Super Rad" on the front and "PZA Smells Like Fish Guts" on the back initiall sold a decent number of units. But since the TLC match between the two EWT super stars, which PZA came out on top, demand for the shirts plummeted drastically. Unable to unload the boxes upon boxes of shirts, and unwilling to pay for the cost to house them up in a warehouse, EWT brass decided to just simply bury the whole lot and forget they ever existed. Although no evidence has turned up it is possible that EWT could be brought up on several environmental charges if this story is indeed true.
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Post by curtrok on Jul 27, 2005 21:46:55 GMT -5
:: Webcast::
He folks Kevin Kelly here, next week I'll try and have number one contender Spaz on the program so we can talk to him about the world title situation and rumors that Botchberg is coming back to the EWT.
EWT officials have said they want nothing to do with Botchberg. While, EWT feels Botchberg is a talented worker creative just has nothing for him at this time.
If you can recall Botchberg's last fued was with Spaz before he was sidelined with a shoulder injury and then ultimately cut.
Spaz is one of the hottest up and coming EWT superstars and we hope to get to ask him some of your questions. Email KevinKelly@EWTonline.com your questions and we'll select the best ones for next week's web cast, that is if Spaz shows up.
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Post by barbwireharry on Jul 28, 2005 2:13:57 GMT -5
Rumors are circulating about the masked chainsaw weilding man. The only info on the maniac is that his name is Madman Mikey. We will keep you posted.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 28, 2005 4:55:02 GMT -5
www.spazwrestling.comComments on Becky & Botchberg. Firstly I would just like to say that Becky & myself are officially a couple, we first met some months ago when I worked a few ROH dates & became friends. We have remained in touch ever since & now we are dating. Secondly I would welcome Botchberg's return to EWT I think he is very good at his style of wrestling & I enjoyed working with him immensly.
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Post by obi on Jul 28, 2005 5:06:39 GMT -5
credit: themiracleobi.com Obi has put pictures up from last night, where he was cuffed and the handcuffs cut into his wrists. to see them, click here
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Post by curtrok on Jul 28, 2005 6:36:20 GMT -5
Rumors that the EWT are interested in Matt Morgan are false. "EWT wishes Mr. Morgan nothing but the best in the rest of his [laughing] career" an EWT spokesmen said eariler today.
He added that any roster acqusitions as a result of WWE cuts will only be fodder for EWT hosses to magle.
Does apeguy have some backstage heat? Rumors are circulating that Apeguy may be bought out of his multimonth contract. It is not clear who the source of this rumor is, if its ture or the motivation behind it.
Spaz T-shirt sales hit record high. Spaz is rumored to be upset as his current contract does not have any provisions about profit sharing. Spaz's agent Drew Rosenscum had this to say.
DR: My client only wants what's best for him and his family. 4.4 million dollars a year may seem like a great deal of money. My client has a family and needs to meet the needs of his family. He's only asking to be paid fair market value for the revenue he generates for the EWT. I don't think this will become a problem as EWT officials are fair, smart business people. I don't anticipate a hold out.
Spaz fans agree that their favorite star deserves more money.
Once again EWT denied any reports of negoations with megastar Botchberg.
Former EWT start 8-syxx is rumored to be running for govenor of New Jersey or Vermont. He's not quite sure which would be a better fit for him yet.
We got the chance to speak with Curtrok, long time friend of Botchberg about the possiblity of the signing. Curtrok said "I think it would be a mistake for Botchberg. I know he's a great competitor but he enjoys mainstream success now. Besides the EWT didn't utlize him well in his first two runs. I know he's my friend but I have no desire to work with him."
Toomi is rumored to be having small operation today to fix damgae done to his ass. The damage was sustained when Toomi's wallet got too big for his knackers. As a result Toomi's ass now hangs lower on the left side than it does the right. Toomi has a slanted view of the operation saying "get the hell out of my office."
credit: Staff writer.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 28, 2005 6:56:35 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comThe latest news coming out of the EWT HQ is that managment are talking to Spaz about upgrading his deal to include a cut of merchandising sales, much like other top EWT guys like A-Bomb, Jz, Ape & Curtrok. There is also talk of Spaz's partner Becky Bayless talking to both ROH & EWT about the possibility of working for both promotions so she can spend more time with Spaz.
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Jul 28, 2005 18:06:22 GMT -5
WDD unhappy with management?
According to inside sources, WhoopDeeDoo has been frustrated with the EWT writing team for not informing him of his next storyline. According to an unnamed source, WDD has considered leaving EWT.
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Post by dorf on Jul 28, 2005 19:19:57 GMT -5
Dorf vs. Ultimo Chocula vs. David Adams? & moreReported by: A.J. Dorfington 7/29/05 Rumor has it that the next ppv for the OX Division title will show Dorf vs. Ultimo Chocula vs. David Adams. The reason is for Chocula's interference at Saved by the Bell 2 and the reason David Adams is involved is because he will probably use his rematch clause for the next ppv. Remember its only a rumor as we speak. Diva-Dorf did sprain her ankle on a taping of today's EWT HeatImpactVelocityExtreme. There is a chance she might not do her scheduled match. Another report from onesmarknation.net has gotten word that Heiden-Dorf is being 'admitted' to leave the hospital tomorrow. Remember, this is a work and it was a vacation for Heiden-Dorf and to repackage his new gimmick, which is still unknown at this time.
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Post by curtrok on Jul 28, 2005 20:19:09 GMT -5
EWT Brass said to be fruious with creative. A third worker is needed to further a storyline and there are no willing participants. Leadership has given a three day deadline or there will be "consequences."
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Jul 28, 2005 20:44:29 GMT -5
Taken from www.livejournal.com/users/TheoRumm @ 10:42 PM What's up, Rummies?! Wow...That was my first reaction this evening when I got the call in my house in Ottawa from Toomi Bischoff himself saying to get to the arena ASAP. I told him I though I was fired, and he said I wasn't but I would be if I didn't get my a** in gear and get to the arena pronto. Wow...I seriously thought my time in the EWT was finished, and if you all think I'm surprised, I can't wait to see the look on WDD's face when I get there. (LOL, [/sarcasm] just to let you know.) But it'll be definatly good to get back in the ring with greats like the Ragnals, Bomb, the Nyrd (since Mike went to the Dark Side on all of us gamers, nerds, and geeks, lol), Limey and Carla, DSR (Love 'em or hate 'em, he's definatly a superb wrestler)... the list goes on and on. Anyways, a few you have asked about my health after the match at SBTB, and just to let you know, other then some bruises and a massive joykill in the form of a (temporary) pink slip, I've never felt better... except for the time I won the belt in Japan... that felt good. (Hahaha) One of you asked on my feelings about Toomi. Really, they haven't changed since when I first was brought into EWT, he's a good guy running an awesome promotion. And lastly, alot of you want to know how I feel about Whoop. Well, I'm sure if we had started on eachothers good side, we would have been friends (A little late for that though!). Really, the guy must have a bit of trouble keeping his head up, I mean, you guys try having an ego that big! (I kid, I kid.) So, to all my Rummies out there, from my laptop, inside the plane headed to the EWT Arena, this is Theo Rumm, signing off! Mood: Wow... Music: A mix of Shelton Benjamin's WWE Theme (AIN'T NO STOPIN' ME... NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAUUUHHHHH!) and Eric Bischoff's WWE Theme (I'M BACK! AND BETTA THEN EVA!) EDIT @ 11:00 PM Oh, I almost forgot! One of you Rummies out there asked if there are any tag team plans for me in the future. Just wait and see... Signing out again, Theo.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 29, 2005 6:14:53 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comLatest On DSR v Spaz The latest coming out of EWT HQ is that this months PPV main event may be a gimmick match. The EWT is keen to test Spaz's draw as a main eventer. His 2 previous PPV main event appearances have drawn big numbers but they are keen to see what he can do in a 1 on 1 main event. Credit: Austin Stevens
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 29, 2005 9:43:37 GMT -5
www.livejournal.com/users/mikey_rHey again,folks.Tanya,sorry the file didn't get through,but I guess that's life,huh? Anyway,Linda wanted me to put this up in my LJ about the women's division in EWT.I know,it's pretty much the same crap we've been hearing from the other women such as Redneck Woman and Oceanic.But Lin also brings up a good point on something. She considers that if Hillary Clitton,the current EWT GIrl Next Door champ who's been absent for months now,does return to the ring,there should be a special event to determine a #1 contender for the belt.She only says this,of course,because she believes that once the belt comes back,every match they fought in was pointless,and it's only the matches they fight when the belt comes back that'll determine them for a shot at the belt. I dunno if it makes sense.What matters is that somehow,she's right. Well,I better get going.Sweeney Todd's opening night is tonight,and I need a shave. (And if you people understood what Sweeney Todd was about,you'd find it ironic,
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Jul 29, 2005 12:57:43 GMT -5
www.blognation.com/users/wddWell, how are we doing everyone? Apparently Theo Rumm. the guy I got fired from the company, is now back on a technicality. Absolutely not fair. But I swear, I'm going to make sure he's out for good. I also want to give a shout out to Dorf, DSR, and Maelstrom. They put on some pretty great matches.
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Post by meansimmons on Jul 29, 2005 14:04:18 GMT -5
credit: thewrestlingobserver newsletter
Obi was seen being taken out of the building and driven away. Many fans are wondering if this is a work or a shoot, after the story of his contract signing was deemed false by WWE. Obi was released on bail last night, according to sources. More on this bizarre story as it comes
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Post by viscera on Jul 29, 2005 14:49:45 GMT -5
Rumored Card for the Next Pay Per View?! DSR vs Spaz?! Whoop De Doo vs Theo Rumm?! Oceanic vs Miss redneck, vs Diva Dorf vs Linda Ragnal vs Secretary Saucy vs Hillary Clitton?Clown Clothed Battle Royal for the GND Title?! Paul Podanski & vs The P.T.A?! EWT Superstar gona be fierd soon!1!! Nood pics of Tomi... Click heres!!! www.thisisfake.com
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