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Post by crauswell on Jun 24, 2006 10:33:40 GMT -5
YOU WILL BE DEVOURED!!!
Crauswell's voice booms out as the pyro goes off, himself heading down to the ring solemnly as Broken Wings starts up. The crowd boos him pretty heavily.
Announcer: THe following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 272 pounds... Crauswell!!!
Crauswell enters the ring quickly, getting inside and spreading his fake wings as usual. He looks towards the entrance way.
Suddenly... Sexy Boy starts up and out walks the Heart Break ANYTHING BUT a Kid
Announcer: And introducing the opponent, from San Antonio Texas, weighing in at 225 pounds... Shawn Michaels!!!
Micheals does his little dance thing down the rampway, getting a nice pop, decked out in his... chain stuff. He bends down on the rampway, flexes his pex, and all the little fireworks go off, as he then pops back up to his feet and saunters towards the ring, climbing inside as Crauswell simply watches, unintimidated and unimpressed. Shawn walks over to the center of the ring, only to watch as Crauswell nails him with a shuffle side kick to the face! That's a new one for him. The bell rings as Crauswell pursues, mounting Micheals and brutally pounding him with vicious attacks. Micheals groans, trying to fight back to no avail. The gryphon gets up off of him, sits him up, then levels him with some stiff kicks to the chest area, putting him back on his back. He immediately goes for the first cover of the match. 1....2....
Shawn kicks out. Crauswell growls, running off the ropes now as he gets back up, coming back forward and going for... and NAILING a big headbutt to the chest area. Micheals groans, holding the same area in pain, rolling around a bit on the mat. The furry then reaches down, locking in a Dragon Sleeper move, hoisting Micheals to his feet... bringing him down for a backbreaker across the knees as he has it locked on... lifting him up, only to bring him down for a second one... then lifting him up again, switching to a regular sleeper, to nail a Sleeper Suplex... launching the Heart Break Kid CLEAR Across the mat! Micheals groans, holding his neck area. The furry walks back over, grabbing him from behind, lifting him up in a wheelbarrow, and then slapping on a modified Camel Clutch like move while he holds him! This is a move he calls " Hibernation " Micheals acks and flails around widly as Crauswell keeps a tight grip locked on... and again, not even giving Micheals a chance to escape, hoists him up high, grabbing the neck, and SLAMMING him right into the mat! Micheals stays down... clutching his neck again, looking to be completely out of it. Crauswell signals for the end, crossing his throat as he reaches down, lifting Shawn by the throat, only for HBK to fight back, nailing a few stiff shots to the skull! Crauswell acks, dropping him on his feet as Shawn Micheals gets fired up. He nails Crauswell with a few more punches, sending him stumbling back a bit, then lifting him up for an Inverted Atomic Drop, as he calls it. Crauswell groans, holding his private area as Micheals runs off, coming back for that Flying Forearm of his, taking Crauswell down, then nipping up to his feet. He then watches as Crauswell gets up, quickly grabbing him and planting the overgrown bird with a DDT! Crauswell slams face first into the mat as Micheals sets up... walking over to the turnbuckle, still favoring his neck and back, as he climbs utop, leaping off with that Flying Elbow Drop of his! It connects as he goes for the cover! 1....2.....
NO! Crauswell manages to kick out somehow. Micheals looks shocked, but shakes off the feeling. He gets up, walks over to the enarby turnbuckle... and TUNES UP THE BAND! The crowd cheers as Crauswell struggles back to his feet, turning around as Shawn goes for SWEET CHIN MUSIC... NO! Crauswell catches the leg, reels him in, grabbing him by the throat and hoisting him up for the Beak Buster! Shawn Micheals bounces nearly a foot off the mat, landing back on his feet, stumbling around dazed for a bit, arms flailing, head shaking a bit. He stumbles against the ropes, bouncing off them... walking over and banging his head into the turnubuckle... stumbling back again as Crauswell watches... silently waiting. Micheals falls backwards rolling back to his feet, then falls face first into the mat. Crauswell looks at him, shrugs and slaps on the Crossface Gryphon Wing... and Shawn Micheals is outta there.
Announcer: Here is your winner... Crauswell!
Crauswell keeps the hold locked on for a bit, releasing it and then walking out of the ring, heading to the backstage area, as Shawn Micheals lays flat on the mat... nearly motionless.
Fade to the next segment.
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Jun 24, 2006 22:18:15 GMT -5
Umaga's... Jungley Music starts up as he heads down to the ring, to slience. Just... silence. He quickly gets inside, as his manager, Armando, Alejandro, Estrada follows him in.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... from... The Island of Samoa, weighing in at 348 pounds, Umaga!
Umaga growls, looking around menacingly and angrily. Armando yanks the micrphone out of the announcer's hands.
Armando: Everybody listen choo me! My name eez AMRANDO ALEJANDRO ESSSSSSSSSSSTRADA!!! And tonight... my... SAMOAN BULLDOZER UUUUUUUUUUUMAGA, is going choo crush one of dese... EWT wrestlers flat! So, I'll feel sorry for chooever is the unlucky young man choo be fed choo UUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!!! Ha ha...
Suddenly, Generic Heavy Metal Music starts up as Canceler stomps down to the ring. He's no longer wearing the P.T.A. Singlet, but instead... wearing a black one, with his name written on the back.
Announcer: And introducing the opponent... weighing in at 515 pounds... The Canceler!!!
Canceler trudges down the rampway, climbing into the ring, only for UMAGA to charge forward, attempting a big boot! Canceler stays on the apron, pretty much unaffected as he climbs into the ring. Umaga growls and starts trying to lay into him with some stiff fists to his body... but to really no effect. Canceler looks down at Umaga, who continues trying to attack him. He tries to lift him up... obviously that's not gonna work as Canceler resists, also he's pretty damn heavy! Umaga glares angrily, jumping up and trying to smack Canceler in the face, doing so. Canceler looks down, looking at the crowd and shoving the Samoan Bulldozer back with ease. Umaga looks back at Armando, then looks back over, charging forward for a knee to the gut, only for Canceler to cut him off... grabbing him in midrun, carrying him utop the nearby turnbuckle, climbing atop and hitting the SUPER ISD!!! Umaga groans... hitting the mat hard as Canceler lays atop of him for the cover. 1....2....3!!!
Well that was easy wasn't it?
Announcer: Here is your winner... The Canceler!!!
Canceler looks down at Armando, who's in total shock how Umaga just got beaten so easily. Canceler exits the ring, heading back up the rampway slapping hands with the fans a bit.
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Post by dorf on Jun 25, 2006 13:45:14 GMT -5
Heidendorf versus Eugene Dinsmore
dorf versus Muhamed Hussaan
1. This will be short, apologies for this crap...but I'm just too busy.
2. The Dorf World Order enters the ring...challenges both their opponents to co-exist as a tag-team.
3. Hussan and Eugene reluctantly nod their heads and that was enough for the DwO.
4. The DwO go right to Hassan and Eugene (Dorf to Hassan and Heiden-Dorf to Eugene) with strong rights. Match bell rings to start.
5. Hassan slides out of the ring as Eugene is left alone. Hassan leaves Eugene to his demise.
6. Dorf signals to Heiden-Dorf for their finisher...the Dorf Attack and peform it to Eugene with no problem.
7. Heiden-Dorf covers Eugene for the 3 count.
8. The DwO spray paint over Eugene's back...as the camera fades to black for a commercial.
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Post by Poker Joker on Jun 25, 2006 22:17:59 GMT -5
(The arena is a buzz with excitement. People are lining the rails surrounding the ring and waving their signs in hopes of getting on TV. The ring announcer climbs into the ring and takes his microphone in his hand.)
*ANNOUNCER*: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the E.W.T. Tag-Team Championship!
("La Liberacion of Our Awakening" starts to blast over the loudspeakers, and the crowd leaps to their feet in a frenzy of cheers. Out from behind the curtain steps Moxie and Hitman Mark. Hitman Mark removes the hood of his robe from over his head, as he and Moxie look over the crowd from the top of the entrance ramp and raise their arms over their heads in acknolwegement of the reaction their receiving.)
*ANNOUNCER*: Introducing first, the challengers: Weighing in at a combined weight of 430 lbs, the team of Moxie and Hitman Mark.... "PROPHECY REBORN!"
(Hitman Mark and Moxie make their way side-by-side down to the ring. Once there, the two roll into the ring under the bottom rope, go over to opposite corners and climb to the top turnbuckle to acknowlege the fans, again. The two of them bask in their reception as the music blairs for a couple more seconds. Then, suddenly, the music cuts out. It is soon replaced by the song "Look At This Face," and the crowd's cheers change to angry boos. Up at the top of the entrance ramp, Monqiqua steps out from behind the curtain. About two seconds after her, Ultimo Chocula and Billy Ubermark, each carrying a tag-team title belt around their waist and wearing matching solid-blue tights, step out on either side of her. The two make their way down to the ring as the announcer delivers their info to the fans, and the audience roars with slurs and cat-calls.)
*ANNOUNCER*: And their opponents: Weighing in at a combined weight of 458 lbs, the reigning E.W.T. Tag-Team Champions.... Ultimo Chocula and Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark.... "THE HANDSOME BOYS MODELING SCHOOL!"
(Ultimo and Billy make their way down to the ring, but Moxie and Hitman Mark can't wait for them. Moxie rushes the ring ropes and does a suicide dive through the ropes, taking out Billy Ubermark. the two tumble to the floor of the arena. Hitman Mark does a baseball slide under the bottom rope and engages immediately in an exchange of punches with Ultimo Chocula. The two brawl back and forth, until Hitman Mark leads Chocula over to the ring steps and slams him face first into them. Chocula is stunned, and Hitman Mark takes the opportunity whip him into the guard railing. Moxie hits the railing and ends up flipping over it, and landing amidst the fans on the other side. The audience erupts in cheers, and the fans near Chocula start shouting insults at him as the security guards try to keep them at bay while Chocula recovers. Meanwhile, Moxie grabs Billy Ubermark and drags him off the ground. He takes Billy and rolls him into the ring under the bottom rope. Moxie climbs into the ring behind him, and the ref calls for the bell.)
*BELL RINGS*
(Hitman Mark makes his way into his corner, and Ultimo Chocula crawls out of the audience to get to his as the match officially gets underway with Billy and Moxie starting off for their respected teams. Billy stumbles to his feet, but Moxie quickly comes in and nails him with a running clothesline. Billy goes back down hard to the ground. Moxie turns around and quickly begins to deliver a series of stomps to the stomach of Billy Ubermark. The ref intervenes for a second or two and warns Moxie about something. Moxie listens to the ref, but then goes back after Billy, who's trying to get back to his feet. Moxie quickly reaches down and grabs Billy by his head. He lifts him up to his feet and pushes him into the ropes. He whips Billy into the far ropes, and catches him with a back elbow smash the face on Billy's return. Billy staggers backwards from the move. Moxie locks the stunned Billy up and nails him with a Downward Spiral that pants Billy face-first into the mat. Billy is lying face down on the mat, and Moxie quickly tries to lock in the "Iron Cross" on Billy to end the match quickly. The crowd goes wild as Moxie tries to get Billy's arms wrapped up. Billy struggles against the hold, however, and manages to get his feet on the ropes. The ref gets in to break the hold, and Moxie lets Billy go. The audience's excitement quickly fades.
Billy takes his feet of the ropes and starts trying to get up, again. Moxie, however, jumps right on him and grabs Billy by the head, again. He helps Billy up and then delivers a couple of hard punches to the face. Billy is rocked, and Moxie delivers a hard knee to the stomach, doubling The Virgin over. Moxie grabs Billy around the waist and connects with a Gut-Buster Suplex on Billy. Billy lands hard, and his momentum carries him into a seated position. Moxie gets behind Billy and goes for a variation of the Dragon Sleeper, again trying to end the match early. Billy struggles against the hold for a couple of seconds, until Moxie suddenly breaks it, stands up, and delivers a roundkick to the back of Billy's skull. Billy grabs the back of his head and falls over backwards, kicking his legs in pain. Moxie gets to his feet and raises a hand over his head, drawing a loud applause from the audience. Moxie again lifts Billy to his feet and backs him into one of the corners of the ring. He delivers a pair of hard chops across Billy's chest which elicit "WOO!" from the crowd with each chop. After the fourth chop, Moxie tries to Irish Whip Billy across the ring into the far corner. Billy puts the breaks on and reverses the whip at mid-ring. Moxie goes chest first into the far turnbuckles. Billy sees the opportunity and tries to follow up with a Stinger Splash, but Moxie moves out of the way at the last second. Billy dives chest-first into the empty corner and staggers backwards out of it, still holding his chest. Moxie comes up behind Billy and catches him with an Impromptu Standing Neckbreaker, and then goes for a cover.)
1.....2..... Billy kicks out!
(Moxie quickly gets off of Billy, and then equally as fast delivers a jumping elbow drop across Billy's sternum. Billy's legs jerk from the impact of the move. Moxie grabs Billy by his hair and pulls him to a semi-standing position. He lead Billy over to the corner where Hitman Mark is waiting. Moxie makes the tag and then holds Billy's arm up to expose the ribcage. Hitman Mark comes into the ring and lands a hard roundkick square into the middle of Billy's left ribs. Moxie quickly exits the ring before the ref reaches the count of five, and Hitman Mark takes over by grabbing Billy and driving his face into the turnbuckle, then delivers a couple of hard forearms to the base of Billy's spine while he's leaning up in the corner. Hitman Mark lifts Billy up and positions him on the top turnbuckle in a seated position. He grabs Billy's neck nails him with a Neck Breaker-like move that pulls Billy off the top rope and onto the canvas. Hitman Mark goes for the cover.)
1.....2.... Ultimo Chocula runs in and pulls Hitman Mark off of Billy.
(The ref quickly gets in front of Ultimo and orders him back to the corner. Hitman Mark, meanwhile, grabs Billy and lifts him to his feet. He leads Billy into the middle of the ring and then whips him into the ropes, and then connects with Sidewalk Slam to send Billy back to the canvas. He then grabs Billy's legs and tries to go for a Texas Cloverleaf. Billy struggles, however, and manages to kick Hitman Mark backwards. Hitman Mark staggers back to the ropes, and Billy seizes the opportunity to get to his feet. He charges at Hitman Mark and starts beating on him with closed fists that push him back against the ropes. Billy tries to Hitman Mark into the opposite ropes, but Hitman Mark counters and reverses the whip. Billy goes into the ropes, but when he comes back, he connects with a running Leg Scissors take-down on Hitman Mark. Hitman Mark goes down to the ground. Billy gets up and goes over to Hitman Mark to get him to his feet. He whips HMark into the ropes and catches him with a Drop Toe Hold. HMark goes down to his hands and knees. Billy quickly gets to his feet and lands a dropkick into the ribcage of HMark, sending Hmark rolling over to the ring ropes in pain. Billy goes for a cover.)
1....2....Hitman Mark kicks out.
(Billy gets up and wipes the sweat off his face. He delivers a stomp to the head of Hitman Mark, before grabbing him by the hair and gets him to his feet again. He leads him over to his corner and tags in Ultimo Chocula. Chocula climbs up to the top rope as Billy moves Hitman Mark into position for a double team move. The ref prepares to admonish them, but is distracted when Moxie comes into the ring to protest what's going on. While the ref deals with Moxie, Billy hits a Snap Suplex on Hitman Mark and then quickly rolls out of the way as Ultimo Chocula connects with a Frog Splash from off the top rope. The reg gets Moxie out of the ring just in time to turn around and see Ultimo going for a cover. He quickly slides into position.)
1.....2.....Moxie comes back in the ring and delivers a boot to Ultimo's head to break the cover.
(The ref quickly starts dealing with Moxie, again, threatening to disqualify his team. As the two argue, Billy Ubermark comes back into the ring. He and Chocula take Hitman Mark off the ground and hit him with a Double Atomic Drop. HMark staggers forwards grabbing the base of his spine, and the Handsome Boys take him down with a Double Bulldog from behind. The crowd roars with disapproval, but the ref is too busy arguing with Moxie to mind with them. Moxie finally complies with the ref, and gets out of the ring. By the time he turns around, however, Billy has already climbed back into his corner. Chocula pulls Hitman Mark up to his feet. He holds HMark's head down to about waist level and then hits a knee lift to HMark's face. Hitman Mark turns around grabbing his jaw. Chocula gets behind him and nails him with a German Suplex with a bridge pin.)
1.....2..... Hitman Mark gets a shoulder up and breaks the hold.
(Ultimo Chocula gets to his feet. HMark gets up as well, but more slowly. Chocula gets Hitman Mark and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker, then sits Hitma Mark up and grabs him from behind with a reverse seated chinlock. The ref checks to see if Hitman Mark wants to give up. Hitman Mark mutters for the ref to back off, and starts trying to fight his way to his feet. Chocula tries to bare down as Hitman Mark gradually makes his way up. The fans start stamping their feet in unison, and soon HMark is standing up with Chocula desperately trying to keep the chinlock on. He delivers a couple of hard elbow jabs to Chocula's stomach and finally gets him to let go. Hitman Mark charges into the ropes, and then comes at Chocula with a full head of steam. Chocula leapfrogs HMark. HMark runs into the other ropes and comes at Chocula, again, but this time Ultimo Chocula catches him with a Hurricanrana Pin.)
1....2....Hitman Mark gets free and breaks the cover.
(Both men get up at about the same time. Ultimo Chocula rushes at Hitman Mark, who catches him with a shoulder throw. Chocula lands hard on his back, and Hitman Mark runs at the ropes to get some speed up, but Billy Ubermark is on the apron and he lands a knee to the back of Hitman Mark as he tries to bounce off the ropes. Hitman Mark grabs his back and motions towards Billy. From behind him, though, comes Ultimo who catches HMark with a Sit-out Sleeper Hold. HMark is hurt and lying on the mat. Ultimo Chocula tags in Billy Ubermark, and then drags Hitman Mark into position by his legs. He continues to hold Hitman Mark's legs as Billy walks the apron to the middle of the ropes and then planchas in over the top rope to drop a leg across Hitman Mark's throat. Again, Moxie protests the double-team actions from his corner. Billy Ubermark stands up and flips him the bird from across the ring. Moxie starts hollering at Billy, and the ref comes over to settle him down, again. While the ref deals with Moxie, Billy Ubermark and Ultimo Chocula drag Hitman Mark into the middle of the ring. They each take a leg and do a Wish-Bone on Hitman Mark, who then rolls on the ground grabbing his crotch. Ultimo Chocula exits the ring as the ref turns around. Billy Ubermark reaches down and lifts Hitman Mark off the ground by his hair, again. Billy takes Hitman Mark and whips him into the corner of the ring. HMark hits the turnbuckles hard and Billy follows him in with a running dropkick. HMark slumps back into the corner in a daze. Billy gets up, and adjusts Hitman Mark in the corner until he's sitting on the top rope. Amidst the boos of the crowd, Billy climbs up to the top rope with Hitman Mark and nails him with a Hurricanrana from the top rope. HMark lands in the middle of the ring, square on his back and Billy goes over to him for the cover.)
1.....2..... Hitman Mark kicks out.
(Billy shakes his head in frustration as he gets off of Hitman Mark. He drags HMark to his feet and turns him around. Billy goes for the the "Virgin Sacrafice," but Hitman Mark has enough sense to lunge forwards out of the move. Unfortunately, he moves right into The HBMS's corner wher Ultimo Chocula nails him with a waiting fist to the face. Hitman Mark turns around and staggers back towards Billy, who has recovered from the botched finisher, and nails Hitman Mark with a Sit-Down Jawbreaker. Hitman Mark falls to the ground, hard. Billy gets up and tries for a Lionsault, which he connects with. Billy goes for a cover.)
1.....2.... Hitman Mark barely beats the three count.
(Billy slams his fist on the mat in anger. He gets up and tags in his partner, Ultimo Chocula. Chocula comes in, and the two men get ready to double-team Hitman Mark, but the ref is watching and quickly orders Billy out of the ring. Chocula dets Hitman Mark to a standing position. He delivers a couple of hard elbow smashes across the back of Hitman Mark's head. He then leads him to the middle of the ring and nails him with a Short Clothesline. Hitman Mark is lying on the ground at Ultimo Chocula's feet. Ultimo smiles as he looks down at him, and gestures at him for the crowd. The crowd lets forth a chorus of boos for Ultimo, who pays them no mind and simply drags Hitman Mark to his feet. Ultimo grabs Hitman Mark and lifts him to his feet. He locks up and goes for a Fisherman's Suplex.)
1....2....Hitman Mark breaks up the cover.
(Ultimo Chocula sits up and starts swearing at the ref about a slow count. The ref comes over to admonish him, but Chocula pushes him back and grabs Hitman Mark again. He stands HMark up to his feet and whips him hard into the turnbuckles. Chocula goes over and starts setting Hitman Mark up for the Tornado DDT. He climbs to the middle rope, grabs HMark's head and tries for the move, but Hitman Mark slips out of Chocula's graps and Ultimo lands on the mat. Ultimo gets up as quick as he can and charges at Hitman Mark, but Hitman Mark side-steps him and Chocula runs head-first into the turnbuckle. Chocula backs up from the turnbuckle, grabbing his head. Hitman Mark grabs him from behind like he's going for a back suplex and connects with a Blue Thunder Driver, but he doesn't have enough strenght to go for the pin afterwards. The two men are stunned. The ref starts to count both men down, and the fans start chanting HMark's name wildly, hoping he'll get to his feet. Hitman Mark, however, immediately starts crawling over to his corner where Moxie is anxiously waiting for a tag with an arm outstretched. Ultimo Chocula is struggling to get to his feet. He makes it up and sees Hitman Mark going towards his corner. Ultimo staggers over to try and keep Hitman Mark from making the tag by grabbing his leg and pulling backwards. Hitman Mark is struggling to make the tag, but can't quite reach with Ultimo pulling on his leg. Finally, HMark turns and catches Ultimo Chocula with an Enziguri. Ultimo releases HMark's leg, and falls to the ground. Hitman Mark makes the tag to Moxie, and the in-house crowd goes nuts with excitement! Ultimo is getting back to his feet when Moxie charges at him and starts nailing him with a series of punches to the face. Ultimo staggers back towards the ropes to get away from Moxie. Billy Ubermark rushes into the ring to make the save, but a well-timed punch by Moxie sends him reeling, and then grabs Billy by the head and tosses him out of the ring. Ultimo tries to rush Moxie from behind, but Moxie catches him, lifts him up, and drops him throat first across the top rope for a "Snake Eyes"-like move. Ultimo Chocula staggers back from the ropes and Moxie locks him up and nails him with a Brainbuster Suplex. The crowd is now going nuts. Moxie positions Ultimo Chocula and climbs to the top rope to go for the "Desperate Prayer." He leaps off the top rope and nails it perfectly. Moxie goes for a cover on Ultimo Chocula.)
1.....2....Billy Ubermark grabs Moxie's leg from under the bottom rope and pulls him off of Chocula!
(Billy continues pulling and trying to drag Moxie out of the ring with him. Suddenly, a rested Hitman Mark comes around the corner of the ring and blindsides Billy with a forearm smash. Billy and Hitman Mark start brawling on the outside of the ring, and the ref sticks his head out from between the ropes hollering for Billy and HMark to get to their corners. Hitman Mark and Billy are exchanging punches outside of the ring. Eventually, Hitman Mark gets the upper hand and whips Billy into the steel steps that lead into the ring, and then follows up with a DDT that sends Billy's head into the hard arena floor. The ref continues to holler at Hitman Mark, who finally acknowleges him, and heads back to his corner, leaving Billy Ubermark in a heap on the floor.
Back in the ring, Moxie has lifted Ultimo Chocula up to his feet and hauled him into the middle of the ring. He hits Chocula with a Reversed Atomic Drop that stunds Utimo and then quickly catches him with a Russian Leg Sweep to send him to the ground. Moxie goes for a cover.)
1.....2.....Ultimo kicks out!
(Moxie gets to his feet and pulls Chocula up with him. He whips Chocula into the ropes. Ultimo comes running back and ducks a clothesline attempt by Moxie. Ultimo shoots off the opposite ropes and Moxie leapfrogs over him. Ultimo hits the ropes a third time and comes running back. Moxie tries for a hip toss, but Ultimo blocks it. Ultimo tries for a hip toss of his own, but Moxie counters with a block and a punch to the stomach and a knee lift to the face to stun Chocula. Moxie then spins around behind Chocula, quickly sets him up and connects with the "Decimator," which sends the audience into a wild frenzy of cheers! Moxie goes for a cover on Chocula.)
1.....2.....Ultimo kicks out just before the count of 3!
(Moxie looks up at the ref thinking he got the 3-count, but the ref holds up only two fingers and shakes his head. Moxie grabs Ultimo Chocula and hauls him over to his corner. He tags in Hitman Mark, who climbs to the top rope. Meanwhile, Moxie nails Chocula with a backbreaker and then holds him on his knee as HMark launches himself off the top rope and nails a Gulloteen elbow across Ultimo's throat. Ultimo goes to the ground in a heap, and the crowd goes insane.
Suddenly, Moniqua jumps up onto the ring apron and starts arguing with the ref about what's going on. She starts complaining about the double-teaming, and the ref is trying to order her off the canvas.
Moxie ane Hitman Mark aren't paying any attention to the ref. Instead, Hitman Mark drags Ultimo Chocula out to the center of the ring and nails him with the Dragons Wings! Ultimo Chocula is out and Hitman Mark goes for the cover, but Moniqua and the ref are still arguing. Moxie sees what's going on, and he runs over to where Moniqua is. He grabs her by the hair and starts hollering in her face, again. The ref now tries to break the two of them up. While they're distracted, Billy Ubermark finally manages to climb back onto the ring apron with one of the Tag-Team Title Belts in his hand. He climbs to the top rope, lauchens himself off, and drives the belt down hard into the back of Hitman Mark's head. Hitman Mark is layed out cold from the impact, and Billy rolls him off of Ultimo Chocula. He quickly discards the belt by tossing it outside of the ring, and goes over to make Moxie let go of Moniqua. The two begin exchanging punches, and Billy manages to back Moxie back into a corner. The ref, no longer distracted, looks over to the center of the ring in time to watch Ultimo Chocula manage to roll himself onto the unconscious Hitman Mark! He runs over to try and make the count.)
1.....2......3!
(Billy Ubermark manages to keep Moxie in the corner until just before the three count. Moxie finally pushes past Billy, but is too late to make the save as the ref calls for the bell!)
*BELL RINGS*
(Billy slides out of the ring, and runs around to help Ultimo out, too, before Moxie can get his hands on him. Moxie makes a move for the ropes, but Billy and Ultimo are already heading up the ramp. Moniqua follows closely behind them with their Tag-Team Title Belts. The audience in attendance is outraged and starts throwing things into the ring.)
*ANNOUNCER*: Here are your winners of this match, and STILL E.W.T. Tag-Team Champions.... The Handsome Boys Modeling School!
(The crowd lets out heated boos as Billy and Ultimo hold their belts over their heads as they quickly make their way up the ramp. Moxie stares at them in disbelief and hollers some obsanities. Billy Ubermark makes a gestrure towards Moxie to indicate that he's beaten him twice, now, before he and his teammates disappear behind the curtain. Moxie kicks the ring ropes in anger before going over to check on his unconscious tag-team partner.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 25, 2006 22:18:10 GMT -5
Lillian Garcia is in the ring with a mic in her hand.
* Remedy by Hot water music begins to blare through the arena *
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWT Ox Division Championship! Introducing first, from Washington D.C., Eddie Omega!
Eddie Omega does his usual entrance ritual.
* Headstrong by Trapt begins to play *
Lillian: And his opponent, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, he is the EWT Ox Division Champion, Koda Kazar!
Koda rushes down the ramp high fiving fans along the way down. Koda slides into the ring and hands the ref his title. Koda goes to shake hands with Eddie, but Eddie pulls his hand back to put sterilization lotion on his hands and goes to shake Koda's hand, but again blows it off.
JR: Eddie Omega is such a narcissitic person! Styles: He truely is, and he may not like it, but for him to win that title tonight, he'll have to get down and dirty.
The ref hands the belt off to a ring side assistant and calls for the bell.
Koda and Eddie lock up, with Eddie just pushing Koda back with his strength. Koda charges at Eddie again, but this time, Eddie charges at Koda with a clothesline attempt. Koda does the Matrix duck to avoid the clothesline, and in one fluid motion, hits Eddie with a pele kick to the back of the head. Koda grabs Eddie and runs to the opposite ropes. Koda bounces off the ropes and charges towards Eddie, however Eddie quickly grabs Koda and plants him with a huge spinebuster.
Eddie grabs Koda and whips him into the ropes. Eddie hits Koda with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and then hits Koda with a STO. Eddie lifts Koda up and hits him with the Frat Step Attack! Eddie goes for a pin.
One..........Two..........Kickout!
Eddie lifts Koda up again and goes for a suplex, but Koda floats over and hits a reverse dragon suplex, using his legs instead of his arms to suplex Eddie! Koda bounces off the ropes and hits Eddie with a rolling senton to his back! Koda backs off and stalks Eddie. Koda goes to hit Eddie with a shining wizard, but Eddie ducks the kick and grabs both of Koda's legs. Eddie goes to hit Koda with an electric chair, but Koda rolls through and puts Eddie into a modified small package! Koda goes for a pin.
One............Two........Kickout!
Eddie muscles his way out of the pin. Eddie whips Koda into the ropes and hits him with a huge over the head belly to belly suplex! Eddie sets Koda up on the middle rope and hits him with a vertical suplex from the middle rope! Eddie begins to stalk Koda, and charges at Koda when Koda finally stands up, but Koda counters the charge with a leaping enziguri! Eddie stumbles and falls to the ground. Koda begins to stalk Eddie. Once Eddie gets to one knee, Koda runs up the ropes and hits Eddie with a Matrix Bulldog! Koda goes for a pin.
One.........Two..........Kickout!
Eddie barely thrusts a shoulder up in time. Koda goes to the top rope and waits for Eddie. Koda begins to go for a high risk move, but Eddie leaps up to the top rope and hits Koda with the Omega Psi Slamma! Eddie goes for a pin.
JR: Oh my God! New champion! New champion!
One............Two..........Thr.....Kickout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddie is furious that Koda kicked out. Eddie whips Koda hard into the corner. Eddie approaches Koda and hits Koda with the Pi Kappa Slappa! As soon as he is done, Koda falls into a seated position in the corner. Eddie begins to hit Koda with The Pledges. Eddie backs off and charges at Koda, going for a diving knee to the upper body area. Koda ninja rolls out of the way just in time. Eddie crashes knee first into the ring post. Eddie begins screaming in pain, probably because of a possible knee injury.
Eddie slowly hobbles backwards out of the corner. Koda spins Eddie around and hits him with the K-Cutter!!!! Koda goes for a pin.
One..........Two............Three!!!!!!
Lillian: Here is your winner, and still EWT Ox Division Champion, Koda Kazar!
Koda, short on breath, helps Eddie up. Eddie is good enough to walk on his on. The crowd applauds Eddie for his effort.
JR: Eddie Omega gave it his all, but in the end, it wasn't enough. Styles: That you are, JR. Atleast he isn't seriously injured.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jun 26, 2006 4:34:27 GMT -5
After the last match ends, some unfamiliar music plays throughout the arena. The fans, not knowing what to think, sit in silence. Then out of the curtain, steps a man who these people have never seen before. He is wearing sunglasses, a toboggan, a grey robe, black sweatpants with matching shoes and t-shirt. He also has a cane which assist him walking to the ring. The camera can't make out the red words on it. This man gets into the ring, takes a mic from the bewildered ring announcer, and begins to talk.
T-DOG: You people are probably wondering who I am, right. Of course I'm right. I'm always right. Well, not to be rude, I'll tell you all. I, am T-DOG, enough said.
Now, to the question of why I'm here? Simple enough, I'm here on a mission. Not a quest, a mission. I come here not seeking riches, not to indulge in the fame, but simply, to fulfill what I feel, must be done. And it is simply......
THE DEATH OF WRESTLECRAP! *fans start to boo*
You see, I've been watching this place for a while. And what do I see? Well as the marquee says, pure CRAP. I don't see any lick of talent here whatsoever. I just see a bunch of vigilantes running around with their parents cameras and think just because they have a ring and wrasslin boots means they can be a superstar? HAH, far from it. This place is simply a disease. A part of civilization that has reached the height of decadence and must be destroyed. You people would be cynical to consider what you do to be important. Wrestlecrap must DIE! *fans really start to boo and hiss*
I am no longer a wrestler. My talents have been wasted and destroyed by other men who took liberties in the ring with me. I have had success elsewhere but I am incapable of physical action anymore. So this is what I ask to EVERYONE.
JOIN ME! You are all lost in the shuffle. You are just pawns in a chess game. I will give you back what every person deserves to have. And that is meaning, importance, and individuality. You join me and help me take down this place, you will rise above what you are and become a LEGEND.
This is a warning to everyone and especially your leader "Toomiguci", I will destroy this place. Pure hatred cannot be undone nor stopped. I will be giving everyone until July 16th (out of character: I'm going on vacation until then so I won't have internet access for that time) to declare their allegiance.
Because July 16th, the cleansing begins.
T-DOG's music "When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin, starts up again to a chorus of boos. Most the fans are in shock of what just happened. T-DOG's face remains expressionless as he walks towards the curtain.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 26, 2006 14:29:05 GMT -5
]"Copa Cabana" hits as Bolt comes out in his old-school attire. Bacana slaps hands with some fans before sliding into the ring and poses for the crowd as the announcer does his job.
Bowlard Fickle: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the number 1 contender to the OX Division Championship. First, already in the ring, weighing in at 236 lbs. From Chicago, Illinois, Bolt! Bacana!
"Copa Cabana" fades away and is replaced with "Remember the Name" as Chad Michaels comes out wearing his usual attire and also a Black fedora hat over a red bandana. The s start screaming as Chad walks down the ramp as Bowlard introduces him.
Bowlard Fickle: And his opponent, now residing in Miami, Florida, weighing in at 242 lbs., "The Heartbreaker" Chad Michaels!
Michaels gets into the ring and takes off the fedora hat before tossing his bandana out to the crowd. Michaels and Bolt meet and shake hands before the match begins.
-----Ding Ding Ding-----
Bolt and Chad start off with a lock up, both men trying to gain leverage. Bolt manages to back Chad into the corner, and the ref starts to count for Bolt to break the hold. Bolt gives a clean break and offers another hand shake. Chad accepts. Chad doesn’t let go though, as he torques Bolt’s arm. Bolt does a one-handed cartwheel, relieving the pressure. Bolt counters into a hammerlock, then a side headlock. Chad whips Bolt into the ropes. Bolt shoulder tackles Chad, but neither man drops to the mat. Bolt chops Chad, and Chad retaliates. The two men go back and forth a bit, before Bolt stops and offers a hand shake. Chad grabs Bolt’s hand and whips him into the corner. Chad charges in, Bolt ducks and back body drops Chad to the outside. Chad lands on the apron, quickly bounces back into the ring and hits an elbow to the face of Bolt. As Chad steps out of the corner, Bolt locks both arms around Chad neck and drops him to the mat. Bolt has the pin...
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2.... Chad kicks out. Bolt quickly gets up and pulls Chad up by the hair. Bolt grabs Chad and picks him up for a Half Tiger-Half Dragon Suplex, but Chad lands on his feet behind Bolt and forces his shoulders down for a pin.
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3...Kick out by Bolt. Chad stands up and starts an “BOLT BA-CA-NA!” chant, which the fans join in. Chad offers a hand shake once again to Bolt, who accepts the handshake and levels Chad with a lariat. Bolt picks Chad up and goes for the Shining Enzuigiri, but Chad ducks the boot and grabs hold of Blt before he delivers a Release German Suple-NO! Bolt lands on his feet and dropkicks Chad into the corner. While Chad lays there, Bolt runs the ropes and quickly dropkicks Chad in the back. Bolt gets up as Chad stumbles out of the corner. Bolt goes to snapmare Chad, but Chad reverses and hits the Rewind Tornado!! Chad goes for the pin...
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3....Kick out!! Chad gets back up and hits a quick dropkick to the back of Bolt's head. As Bolt lays on the mat, Chad runs to the turnbuckle, jumps on, and hits a Corkscrew Pescado onto Bolt!! Chad has the pin...
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3....Kick out. Bolt rolls to the outside of the ring. While Bolt tries to catch a breather, Chad runs the ropes and flies with a Tornado Plancha. The crowd shows their approval, while both men are laid out on the floor. Chad is first to get to his feet, pulling Bolt up by his hair. Chad whips Bolt into the guardrail and charges after him, but Bolt back body drops Chad into the first row. Bolt follows Chad into the crowd, and the two men start to exchange punches. Bolt gets in a flurry of strikes before springboarding off the guardrail with a moonsault. The crowd is electric, as Bolt slowly pulls himself up to a vertical base. He grabs Chad by the hair and pulls him over the barricade. Bolt goes to hit a springboard leg drop, but Chad rools out of the way as Bolt lands on the mat in pain.
Chad starts to get up and rolls Bolt into the ring before climbing to the top turnbuckle. Chad positions himself and signals for the Ghetto Stomp. Bolt gets to his feet and starts chopping Chad before climbing the ropes. The two men struggle back and forth, until Bolt gains the advantage. He grabs Chad in a Perfect-Plex position before jumping off and hitting a SUPER CATARACT!!! Both men are laid out on the mat, and the men in crowd rally behind Bolt while the woimen rally behind Chad. Bolt slowly rolls over, and drapes an arm over Chad.
1… 2…
Kickout! Chad starts to pull himself off the mat. He manages to get over to the corner and catch a bit of a breather, as Bolt gets up. Bolt charges in, but Chad pulls out the Collision Course out of nowhere! Chad crawls over to Bolt for the cover.
1… 2…
Foot on the ropes. Chad pulls himself and Bolt up to a vertical base. Chad delivers a stiff chop to Bolt before sending him into the corner. Chad charges in for a shoulder tackle to the midsection, but Bolt escapes through the ropes and Chad bangs his shoulder into the ringpost! Aries climbs back into the ring and schoolboys Chad, but Chad kicks out before the ref can start the count. Bolt doesn't miss a beat and grabs Chad on the mat before locking in the Crossface! Chad screams out in pain, as Bolt applies more pressure! Chad kicks his legs about, as his feet are inches from the ropes! Chad is crying out in pain, inching his feet closer to the ropes. Bolt leans back farther and farther, but Chad somehow manages to get his feet on the ropes.
Bolt lets go of the hold and delivers a running kick to the head, knocking Chad down once more. Bolt pulls Chad towards the corner and climbs the turnbuckles. Chad is laying on his stomach as Bolt positions himself. Bolt leaps off, going for the Code Blue, when out of nowhere Chad counters with a boot right to the gut. Bolt is down and Chad is starting to get up. Chad starts "tuning up the band", aiting for Bolt to get up. Chasd stops stomping and goes in for the Collisdion Course when Bolt ducks it! Bolt grabs Chad's hair and hits a reverse STO, crushing Chad's gut. BOlt pulls him back and hits a backbreaker. BOlt then jumps high in the air before hitting the Axe Ki-NO! Chad counters and locks in the Koji Clutch!!! The Koji Clutch is locked in!! Bolt is screaming in pain and tries to get out, but Chad holds on firmly. Bolt is close to the ropes and tries to lunge forward, but Chad kicks the arm and applies more pressure. Bolt is near the ropes and tries to make it, but taps instead!! Bolt taps!!!
Bowlard Fickle: Here is your winner, Chad Michaels!!
Michaels releases the hold and gets up to the cheers from the fans. Bolt gets up as well and looks Chad in the eye. Bolt sticks his hand out for one more handshake. Chad slaps Bolt's hand away and hugs him in a totally non-homosexual way. Bolt then raises Chad's hand in the air to the delight of the crowd. Chad picks up his Fedora hat and puts it on before both men leave as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Jun 26, 2006 21:17:12 GMT -5
It's all about the Pentiums, baby...
Weird Al kicks in, and out come Joel and Mike, followed by Keiko, it's the Nyrds in collective group form! Joel is hippin', Mike is hoppin', and I think Keiko is bippin' and boppin', as she's rather multi-talented y'know. All dance their way down the ramp and to the ring, overlapped by their usual pops. Joel and Mike slingshot flip into the ring, as Keiko sling-splits in between them. Mike dances to the middle of the ring and hits a Windmill, as Joel hits a K Kick behind him. They both pop out of their dance moves to throw up the N, as Keiko claps and appeals to the crowd. "RIP" by Gary Numan hits, and Limey, soon followed by Gasoline come out from the back. Both raise their hands to the crowd, and Limey does a little dance before making a dash for the ring, as Gas follows him down. Both slide into the ring, and get up close to the Nyrds. Gas, as usual, towers over the Nyrds. Both Limey and Gas extend hands, and the Nyrds shake with their opponents.
Limey and Mike circle eachother to start out. Limey lunges forward, and Mike jumps back. They circle eachother some more, and Limey lunges again, with Mike jumping backwards again. Limey lunges forward one more time, and Mike catches him with a Kappou Kick, knocking him backwards. Mike rolls Limey up into a pin, but Limey kicks out quickly. Limey slips behind Mike and gets him in a waistlock. Limey pulls back for a German Suplex, and Mike uses the momentum to land on his feet. Mike hops up onto Limey's shoulders. Limey reacts by throwing him off and landing a Wheelbarrow Faceplant. Limey turns Mike over, and turns it into a pin, sitting on Mike's chest and hooking his legs. Mike powers his way upward, turning Limey's own pin against him. Limey kicks out of this, and rolls backwards. Limey gets to his feet, and looks for a basement dropkick on the seated Mike. Mike rolls out of the way, and runs to the ropes to moonsault off the second rope. Limey nears the ropes to dodge the moonsault, and runs forward for a clothesline when Mike gains his barings. Mike ducks the clothesline, runs the ropes again, but this time cartwheel springs off them, and looks to hit a back elbow smash, but Limey ducks this, and runs the ropes as Mike runs the ropes opposite. Both come together and take eachother out with dueling dropkicks. They both handspring to their feet and do the Guerrero/Malenko stalemate stare as the crowd applauds.
Mike tags in Joel as Limey tags in Gasoline. Like I said before, Gas towers over Joel. Joel counters this...by trying to suplex him. Gas humors him a bit by hopping a few inches into the air, and then immediately lands on his feet to suplex Joel himself. Gas reaches down with one hand to pick Joel up, and Joel grabs onto his wrist, wrapping his legs around Gasoline's arm, and clings to him like a boa constrictor. Or a python. Or a Gasoline tries to pull Joel up, but can't quite manage it. Gas then uses his other arm, and pulls Joel up into powerbomb position. Joel immediately unlocks his legs and puts them around Gas's head. Joel manages to hurricanrana Gasoline down to the middle of the mat. Joel follows this up hitting the ropes, coming off and double stomping Gas on the chest. Joel does this again with the other side, and again with the first side. However, after the third stomp, Joel leaps up and hits a standing moonsault onto Gasoline. Joel hooks his legs for a two count.
Gas gets to get booted in the mid-section by Joel. Joel manages a knuckle lock on Gasoline's left hand, and pulls him near a turnbuckle. Joel hops up to the top, and dives off, looking for a strange armdrag. However, as Joel lands, nothing happens, but Gas still has the knuckle lock on. Gas is applying his weight, not allowing Joel to complete the arm drag. Gas pulls, and hoists Joel in the air toward himself, and hits an STO! Gas tags in Limey, and they both whip Joel to the ropes. When Joel returns, they flapjack him into the air, letting him crash down to the mat. Gas and Limey then pull Joel to his feet, and stand side by side as they lift him in the air for a Crash and Burn type maneuver. However Mike comes to the rescue with a springboard dropkick, a foot for each GenTech member. Joel falls to his feet, and runs to the ropes for a springboard moonsault, landing on both Limey and Gasoline.
Joel and Mike pull Gas and Limey to their feet. Joel Irish whips Gas into the corner, and Mike follows suit with Limey, but into the same corner. Joel and Mike run to the opposite corner, and Joel charges full speed at his opponents, hitting a Stinger Splash. Mike follows up with a running double knee kick. Mike then hops onto Joel's back, and Joel runs around the ring, full circle, until he charges at Limey and Gas, Mike's arm outstretched. Limey spins out of the way and Gas lifts up his boot, kicking Mike off his perch. Mike rolls out of the ring. Gas short arm clotheslines Joel, and pulls him to the middle of the ring. What nobody in the ring, not even the ref, sees is that on the outside, Aidan Donnelly, Liam O'Neill, and Shane Malone hop the crowd barrier, and begin to beat the living hell out of Mike.
Keiko, watching this from the other side of the ring, responds to this by sliding into the ring, running across it, and diving through the ropes. Shane Malone catches her. Joel manages to get up and run to the ropes, and begins yelling at Team Ireland. Shane roughly drops Keiko to the matted floor, as Mike claws his way up onto the apron. Joel comes through the ropes, and gets into Shane Malone's face. Aidan and Liam prepare to strike. Joel fires the first shot, with a rough slap right across the face to Shane...then immediately dives out of the way. Mike springs off the ropes with a Asai Corkscrew Moonsault, knocking all three Team Ireland members down. Joel rolls into the ring, then rolls out (he was stopping the count-out) and Joel, Mike, and even Keiko, begin to battle Team Ireland around the ring. Limey and Gas forgotten, they both sit down in the ring, and begin to comment on the action.
Limey: What a counter by Donnelly!
Gas: Uh...Puppies? Bah gawd I guess? I'm not good at satire, sorry.
Amusingly, all members of the brou-ha-ha have battled their way up the ramp, when Mike notices that the count out is getting a little close. He then dashes back down the ramp to slide back in...but is cut off by a running clothesline from Sean McCann, who immediately falls to the ground, groaning about his leg. The ref reaches ten, and the Nyrds have been counted out.
The crowd boos this development, and we're taken to commercial.
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Jun 26, 2006 22:33:05 GMT -5
PA System: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(The crowd bursts into nostalgic applause as "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan makes his way down to the ring, carrying his trademark American flag and 2x4. He parades around the ring, as per usual, before rolling into the ring and setting his flag and 2x4 aside. Duggan stretches out, waiting for Virus, as...)
(... "JUNGLE BOOGIE" BLASTS OVER THE PA?!)
JR: What the hell?!
(The crowd gasps in shock, then laughs as Virus walks out from under the CrapTron, wearing a suit remarkably similar to one Armando Alejandro Estrada! Virus even has the ridiculously huge sunglasses and 10 cigars stuffed into his suit pocket! Virus signals for the music to stop, and he has a microphone!)
Virus: EVERYBODYYYYYY... LISTEN, ha ha... TO ME!
(The crowd bursts into laughter at Virus's spot on impression of AAE.)
Virus: My name... ees... EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIISTO... ELEUTERRRRRRRRIO..... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAADA, ha ha! And have I got some big news... for joo!
(Virus made such a big deal of pronouncing his name that he is already on the ring apron as the crowd continues to laugh.)
Virus: Now, Hacksaw, hombre, ah don't have a problem with JOO. But I've got a little somethin' to say to the FORMER Principal of the Pee-Tee-Eh... PRINCIPAL PAIN! Are joo SCARED of the monsters joo helped create? Well, JOO SHOULD BE!
(Virus stares directly into the camera lens and rips off his sunglasses.)
Virus: Pain, Omega, I know you're back there listening. And you know what, it's about time we settled this. Name the time, name the place. Virus and Canceler... versus Principal Pain and Eddie Omega!
(The crowd pops as Virus throws down the gauntlet!)
JR: Business has just picked up, King!
King: Yes it has, JR!
Virus: But know this... (Virus pulls a cigar out of his pocket.) ...no matter what you decide to do... (Virus raises the cigar high above his head.) ...YOU HAD BETTER PREPARE... TO BE... INFECTED! (Virus snaps the cigar in half and tosses it down to the mat before taking the suit jacket and straw hat off and stepping into the ring!)
DING DING DING!
Virus sizes up Hacksaw, before offering his hand for a handshake. Duggan takes it... then makes like he's going to shoot at Virus before raising his thumb up into the air and starting a "USA!" chant! The crowd laughs and chants along as Virus gives an exasperated sigh and throws his arms up.
JR: Duggan up to his usual tricks here!
King: Mick Foley can't hold a CANDLE to Hacksaw when it comes to cheap pops, JR!
Hacksaw returns to a serious fighting stance as Virus turns back around. The two lock up, but break up after a few seconds as neither man gains the advantage. Duggan charges in and manages to grab hold of one of Virus's legs... Duggan clotheslines Virus down to the mat! Duggan gives a prolonged "HOOOOOOOO!" before following Virus down to the mat with an elbow drop! Duggan goes for the pin...
1!... POWER-OUT! Virus throws Duggan off of him bodily and scrambles back up to his feet! Both men charge at each other in another lock-up... Duggan gets the advantage! Knee after knee finds its mark in Virus's midsection until finally Virus relents and Duggan sends Virus into the opposite turnbuckle hard! Virus falls to the mat, clutching his sternum as Duggan parades around the ring, starting another "USA!" chant! Duggan gets to the corner, emits another "HOOOOOOOO!", and gets down into the three-point stance!
JR: And we all know what's coming next!
King: This one could be over!
The crowd pops as Virus slowly returns to his feet... Duggan tenses up in preparation to explode on Virus... Virus turns around, Duggan sprints forward...
... AND VIRUS DODGES AT THE LAST SECOND! Duggan hits his chest on the turnbuckle, and turns around into a BOOT TO THE STOMACH! Virus gives the cut-throat motion before locking Duggan into the front chancery!
JR: And how quickly the field has changed, King! This one could be over!
Virus lifts Duggan up into the air in the stalling brainbuster position, then spins around a few times before driving Hacksaw down into the mat in the sit-down powerbomb, completing the INFECTION!
1!... 2!... 3!
DING DING DING!
Lilian: Here is your winner, VIRUS!
(Virus gets his hand raised by the ref, then helps Duggan up to his feet and shakes his hand. The two men raise hands in the middle of the ring to a moderate pop as "Heaven's a Lie" plays over the PA.)
JR: Virus with an impressive showing here, but what of his challenge to Principal Pain? Things are only just heating up here!
(Virus and Duggan play to the crowd as we fade to commercial.)
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Post by Banned Member on Jun 27, 2006 1:55:32 GMT -5
*Blazing Judas is standing in the ring waiting for his opponent. King of King hits, and Merc runs out with Jillian close behind, and slides under the ropes, but as Merc slides under the ropes Judas stomps on Merc's back. Merc gets up only to be knocked down by a drop kick. Judas runs, and jumps on the nearest turn buckle, but before he cAn jump Jillian grabs his leg, and Merc gets up just in time to see Judas kick Jillian to the ground. Merc gets a pissed off glare on his face, and goes over to the turnbuckle, and climbs up , and hits the Mercenary drop. Merc covers for the three, and slides out of the ring to check on Jillian. Merc picks Jillian up, and carries her to the back as we fade to black.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jun 27, 2006 7:16:00 GMT -5
*Spaz appears on screen. He is in a doctor's office. The doctor is examining X-Rays of Spaz shoulder.*
Dr: Yes, there is significant damage here. I suggest at least a month of rehab.
Spaz: No way I have a title to defend! I can't take that much time off I will be stripped of my title. You gotta clear me to wrestle doc!
D: I can't do that. You are in no shape to play shuffleboard let alone wrestle!
Spaz: Ok, I will just have to get a second opinion then.
Dr: I don't think there is a doctor in this country who will clear you.
S: Thanks for the advice doc.
*We cut to another scene. Spaz is getting out of his car next to a sign that says "Welcome to Nogales, Mexico". Spaz gets out of his car & walks into a doctor's office. We see him talking to the doctor through the window & he hands him some cash. The doctor writes soemthing on some paper & hands it to Spaz. Spaz then turns & walks out.*
S: Now back home to give Toom E my clearance to wrestle!
*Cut To Commercial*
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 27, 2006 12:14:50 GMT -5
<HMark is seen seated on a bench in the lockerroom, his head in his hands, looking like he's worn out from chucking stuff across the room like a gorilla surrounded by Samsonite luggage. Moxie walks in, looking pissed himself, but tries to get him to calm down.>
Mox: It happens, man. It's how they operate, and there's no way to really be ready for it. It happens.
HMark: <in a low voice> Not to me, it doesn't.
<he slowly rises>
I told the world that I don't lose title matches. I've also told the world how I've never been pinned in an EWT ring since my return months ago.
But here I stand, both accomplishments right out the window, all because I couldn't see it coming that those fake-tanned inbreds would use their numbers to their advantage. I let myself get overconfident; I was sure we were the team of destiny, and I blatantly overlooked something so incredibly simple, an idiot would've thought of it.
Mox: And? <HMark looks at him, puzzled> Get a @#$%ing grip, man. We lost. It happens. But you know what? The officials saw what happened, the fans saw what happened...they know we deserve another chance. They know we'll get what's coming to us, and that there's nothing those pretty boys can do about it but cry in their "exotic drinks" after we've humiliated them.
They ended both of your streaks, yeah; but they've exposed themselves, and their weaknesses. They're good, maybe even great, yeah...but we had to have learned from this.
HMark: Their strength in numbers obviously helped...I- <stops, gets an "I've got an idea" look on his face>
Oh God. How didn't I think of this sooner?
Mox: Wha-?
HMark: It's Moniqua; she's obviously their advantage over every other team in the company.
Mox: And you're suggesting that we...
HMark: Neutralize her.
Mox: ...I'm not coming down to the ring with an amazon from Border City Wrestling, if that's what you're suggesting.
HMark: <smiles> Nah, forget that. Just toss me my cell, and I'll get on this.
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Post by Superior Dragon on Jun 27, 2006 14:15:21 GMT -5
*The lights change to varying shades of Orange and Purple … and ‘Moving on Up’ begins to play*
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! First, making their way to the ring, they weigh in at around 540 pounds and consist of Curly Long and Mr. Big …
*Out from the back walks Mr. Big with Curly on his shoulders to a loudly booing audience*
Lillian Garcia: They are Midget King and Company!!
Big and Curly enter thge ring as "Enter Sandman" by Metallica hits. Out come Twizted and American Saint pumped up for the match
Lillian Garcia: And their opponents, they weigh in at around 439 pounds … the team of Twizted and American Saint! … they are the Suicidal Idolz!!
The Suicidal Idolz waste no time getting to the ring and slide in. Mr. Big and Curly watch from there corner as the Idolz prepare themselves. The ref checks both teams are ready.
-----Ding Ding Ding-----
The bell rings, and AmSaint and Big start the match. Big charges at AmSaint and goes for a clothesline, but Saint ducks and connects with a stiff kick to the back as he heads back his way. AmSaint drops an elbow on Big and follows up with a Rolling Thunder Splash AmSaint tags in Twizted and holds Big in an STO position. Twizted runs to the ropes and hits an Enzuigiri as AmSaint connects with the reverse STO. Twizted goes on the offensive and tries to lock in the Cattle Mutilation, but BIg manages to get to his feet and plants Twizted face first on the mat. Big picks him up, and hits the World's Stongest Splash on Twizted. Big goes to pin..
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3.....Twizted pummels Curly from behind and breaks the count. Big gets into the ring and clotheslines AmSaint out of the ring. Big picks Twizted up for the HFD. Big is about to hiut it when AmSaint kicks him full force in the ribs. Big lets go of Twizted and get cought with an Enzuigiri to the back of the head, knocking him down. Meanwhile, Twizted grabs Curly and kicks him in the gut before hitting the Last Rites Neckbreaker!! AmSaint runs over to Big and clotheslines him out of the ring, knocking the big man down to the guardrail. Twizted grabs a semi-consciouss Curly and motions for a double team move. Twizted and AmSaint have a hold of Curly and hit the Suspended Belief (T-Gimmick)!! Curly is down as Twizted motions for the end. Both emn climb the turnbuckle and leap off with the Tidal Wave!! (leg drop from AmSaint and Splash from Twizted) Twizted has the pin...
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2... Big tries to get in, but AmSaint dives out and knocks him back down.
3....!
Lillian: Here are your winners, The Suicidal Idolz!!
The Idolz slide out of the ring to avoid Big and celebrate their win as we fade to a promo for Smarky.
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Post by The Bad Man on Jun 27, 2006 20:06:18 GMT -5
We come back to the EWT to find tables surrounding the ringside
RING ANNOUNCER: The following is for one fall and is a tables match ... the winner of this match is the first person to put there opponent through a table! ... introducing first ...
The lights flicker as 'Ghetto Bird' comes out of the speaker system. D'Zee walks out, she is followed by Holly Vaughn and Mortimer in tow, crawling on all fours.
RING ANNOUNCER: ... from New York ... she is D'Zee!!
The crowd boos as she circles the ring. She tests a couple of the tables before entering the ring
RING ANNOUNCER: and her opponent .. she hails from Kyoto, Japan and is accompanied by Penguin .. she is Miss Jackie Geisha!
Miss Geisha's 'House of the Rising Sun' begins to play and out she comes in full oriental garb. Penguin follows the menacing presence a sheer opposite to the seemingly gentle nature of Miss Geisha. She enters the ring and disrobes her uniform. She then turns to her opponent D'Zee
Bell Rings
The two women rush forward and tie up. Neither want to lose face in the early goings with each trying to gain advantage. The ref is about to intervene when Miss Geisha shifts her weight and throws d'Zee over her shoulder. The judo throw clearly caught d'Zee off-guard as Geisha moves in and clinches a chinlock in on D'Zee. This doesn't last long as D'Zee gets to her feet before being thrown into the ropes by Geisha. D'Zee returns and gets caught with a nice spin kick by Geisha!
Penguin claps in appreciation at ringside
Geisha drops a quick elbow, but D'zee roll sout of the way. D'Zee gets up and boots Geisha in the midriff before hitting a suplex followed up with a neckbreaker. D'Zee checks her wrist tape and then throws Geisha into the corner. D'Zee raises her arm in an almost Black Panther style salute before charging her opponent. Geisha takes the impact of the corner clothesline like she was hit by a locomotive. She stumbles out of the corner and straight into a swift powerslam by D'Zee.
The crowd boos this as Holly with a stern gaze watches her new ally.
D'Zee goes to the outside and grabs a table form under the ring. She lifts it up on the apron. But Geisha is back up and runs off the ropes ... Baseball slide to the table knocks D'Zee over. Penguin passes Geisha a different table which she stes up in the center of the ring. Geisha head soutside and grabs D'Zee by her braided hair. She lifts her up and bodyslams her on to the ground. D'Zee writhes in pain as Geisha grabs another table which she sets up on the outside area, near tot he ring apron. She then turns to D'Zee and attempts to lift her over her shoulders .. but D'Zee slides out of it .. Reverse DDT tot he concrete! ...
The crowd gives an audible 'Oooooh!' for the move.
D'Zee back on her feet, rams Geisha into the ringbarrier before throwing her into the ring. D'Zee grabs a third table and flings it in the ring. She slides in after it and quickly attacks Geisha with a sereis of lefts and rights. Some audience members cover there faces as the stiff shots reign down. D'Zee gets up from the now bloodied Geisha and sets up a table int he corner of the ring. She goes back to Geisha and then attempts to whip her into the table. But no Geisha reverses the move. D'Zee slams back first into the propped up table. Geisha sensing a win charges at D'Zee with the intention of slamming her through the table to win the match!
Holly Vaugh watches and calmly at the last second throws Mortimer in Geisha's path.
The two collide, while D'Zee drops to the canvas. Geisha pushes Mortimer out of the way and goes after D'Zee but Penguin who saw this is furious and enters the ring. He grabs Mortimer by the collar and drags him to the ring apron. They stand oppostie the table on the outside. Penguin lifts Mortimer into a press-slam position. The Referee takes no notice of these two as they are not a part of the match. Geisha and D'Zee have been trading snapmares and punches in the mean time.
The crowd boo's louder now as Holly has slipped under the bottom rope and below Penguin. She lashes out with her boot right between the legs.
Penguin feels the pain, and begins to fall towards the table ... Crrr-AASH-CKKKrrrchsshHH .... Penguin and Mortimer have both gone through the table on the outside in a tangle of bodies!! .. Holly turns to find Geisha has somehow got D'Zee on a table in a piledriver position. D'Zee is fighting it but seemingly to no avail. Holly quickly leaps onto the table and pushes Geisha in the back, the momentum shifts and D'Zee is back on her feet with Geisha rising sky high! ...
the crowd is on it's feet as they can see the devastating move begin to form
Holly jumps and grabs Geisha's head, whilst D'Zee keeps her grip around Geisha's waist .... CHhhbBRcRRhhaaaacsHS!!! .. What a move through the table!! .. all three women are down but it is clear that Geisha has suffered the most from the double team!! ....
Bell Rings
RING ANNOUNCER: Your winner ... D'Zee!!!
The crowd boos loudly as D'Zee and Holly climb back to there feet from the debris of broken wood. They raise there hands in solidarity before heading backstage, Mortimer slowly crawls along after them, his left leg trailing behind him looking injured. Penguin and Geisha slowly begin to get back up but they have lost this battle. The crowd however cheers them on for putting there bodies on the line!
(cut to commerical)
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jun 28, 2006 5:54:12 GMT -5
*A car pulls into the parking lot. Spaz gets out of the car. He has a big grin on his face.*
S: It's damn good to be home!
*Spaz walks into the arena & he heads to the Gen. Tech locker room. He walks in & all the guys are there.*
S: Hello gentlemen, how are we all?
L: Great to see you mate!
G: How's your shoulder champ?
S: Got my clearance, that's all that matters.
Spyke: Great news so your back to 100% then?
S: This certificate says so!
*Spaz pulls a crumpled piece of paper out of his pocket. He holds it up. Gas grabs it & reads it.*
G: Dr. Suarez? Why is this in Spanish?
*Spaz grabs it back & laughs nervously.*
S: I was in Mexico to visit a um shoulder specialist. I gotta go give this to Toom E Dangerously. I will be back in a while.
L: Um ok then.
*Spaz walks out & the others look at each other rather suspicously.*
*CUT TO COMMERCIAL*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jun 28, 2006 6:08:30 GMT -5
*As we come back from commercial we see Toom E sitting in his office. There is a knock on the door.*
TED: Enter.
*Spaz walks in & sits down.*
TED: What are you doing here you on the injured list?
S: Not any more, here is my clearance.
*Spaz hands the piece of paper to Toom E.*
TED: Hmmm.... Dr. Suarez?
S: He is the foremost shoulder specialist in Mexico.
TED: Hmmm.... ok I want my champion in the ring not on the sidelines. This satisfies our insurance policies.
S: Great, I can't wait to get back in the ring.
*Spaz gets up & leaves. The camera follows him. As he walks down the corridor he rubs his shoulder & pulls a pill bottle out of his pocket. He takes two & tucks it back into his jeans.*
*CUT TO PROMO FOR KINGDOM OF HURT DVD*
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 28, 2006 19:01:24 GMT -5
EWT Arena.
Jim "JR" Ross: After several exciting title matches this week, coupled with a number of incredible non-title bouts, it's time to get back to basics. We have two relative newcomers in a one-on-one contest tonight, and they're here to show their stuff in front of an EWT audience.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's right, JR. Both of these men have the chance to impress the front office and become stars of the EWT. And who knows? We may be looking at a future EWT Champion in this very match!
A weird Japanese techno version of "The Hobo Song" plays over the PA system as a guy wearing hobo rags enters the arena. The odd thing is, he has enormous eyes and ridiculously tall spikey yellow hair.
King: Or maybe I spoke too soon.
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Behind the Railroad Tracks, weighing in at 221 pounds, Hobo Bo Bobobo!
The audience groans collectively. Okay, so it's a terrible pun.
Lilian: And hailing from Japan, weighing in at 287 pounds, Great Hugo!
Hugo walks out onto the stage, then raises his arms as red fireworks shoot out of the stage.
King: Now that's more like it!
JR: It sure is, King! This guy has superstar material written all over him! He's competed overseas in Japan and been very successful, and now it's time for him to prove his worth in the EWT.
Hugo leaps up onto the apron and flips over the top rope. The crowd oohs at the agility.
King: Whoa!
Hugo climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms, but Hobo Bo Bobobo hits him from behind.
JR: And we're underway with this contest. Two men trying to become EWT superstars.
Hobo Bo continues clubbing on Hugo in the corner, but Hugo shoves him away, sending Hobo Bo rolling across the ring. Hobo Bo gets up and charges Hugo, but Hugo levels him with a hard clothesline. He raises his arm for crowd approval.
JR: He's trying to gain approval from these EWT fans.
King: Well, somebody tell him that respect is earned around here. Besides, the match has barely started.
Hobo Bo goes for a running dropkick to the knee and connects. He then tries for an enzuigiri, but Hugo clotheslines him hard before he can hit it. Still holding Hobo Bo's leg, Hugo gets Hobo Bo to his feet, then picks him up and slams him down hard with a one-handed spinebuster.
JR: Oh, that spinebuster! That hurt just watching it!
Hobo Bo is rolling around clutching his shoulder.
JR: Ooh, looks like he's hurt himself bad.
King: He might end up right next to Spaz in rehab!
JR: Spaz's injury is much more important though, King. He's the EWT Champion.
King: Are you saying that Spaz is more important that Hooby Booby Bobo or whatever his name is?
Hugo picks up Hobo Bo and whips him hard into the turnbuckle, hurting his shoulder even more. Hobo Bo comes back on the rebound and Hugo hits a huge powerslam. Hobo Bo rolls over on his stomach. Hugo stands over Hobo Bo and does a spinning motion with his arms (ala Petey Williams).
JR: Looks like Hugo is signaling for the end here!
Hugo reaches down and grapples Hobo Bo, then goes for a wheelbarrow suplex, but turns it into a uranage slam. Hobo Bo lands on his shoulders and rolls over onto his stomach.
JR: My God! That move turned him inside out! That's gotta be it!
1...2...3.
Lilian: Here is your winner, Great Hugo!
JR: Great Hugo with an impressive debut here in the EWT!
King: Yeah, but you're not gonna get anywhere by beating guys like Hobob Blob Bobert or Habeeb Shabab or whatever. You gotta face the top guys in EWT!
JR: Regardless of that, King, Great Hugo picks up the victory tonight! Let's take a look at some of the power displayed in this match.
Hobo Bo comes back on the rebound and Hugo hits a huge powerslam.
JR: The big powerslam right there...
Still holding Hobo Bo's leg, Hugo gets Hobo Bo to his feet, then picks him up and slams him down hard with a one-handed spinebuster.
JR: That spinebuster at the beginning of the match was SCARY.
Hugo reaches down and grapples Hobo Bo, then goes for a wheelbarrow suplex, but turns it into a uranage slam. Hobo Bo lands on his shoulders and rolls over onto his stomach.
JR: And here's the finish...my GOD! We might need to get the EMTs out here to make sure his shoulder isn't broken!
King: Hugo put on an awesome power display though, and that's what counts! And these fans loved it!
JR: We'll be right back with more EWT action!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jun 29, 2006 8:52:58 GMT -5
*Spaz walks up to the matchboard. He sees his match & he smiles.*
S: This is a dream come true, I'm facing one of the all time greats of this business. I will have to be in top form to overcome The Excellence of Execution.
*Spaz walks away up the corridor. He takes the bottle of pills out of his pocket & he takes two more.*
*CUT TO PROMO FOR THE EWT ONLINE SHOP*
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Jun 29, 2006 10:11:13 GMT -5
*Gasoline walks up to the match board to see who he's facing*
Gas: Virus, eh? This should be interesting. I'd better go prepare for this match.
*Gas is about to walk away when he notices something lying on the ground. He picks it up*
Gas: A pill? Who could be taking pills around here?
*Gas shrugs his shoulders, throws the pill away, and then walks off*
*Cut to next segment*
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jun 29, 2006 10:47:07 GMT -5
Spyke and Rachael approach the match board.
Spyke: Sweet! I get to tag with Limey!
RLC: Yeah, but he won't let you be "hardcore" in the ring.
Spyke: So?
RLC: So... he's not gonna let you take a kendo stick to their heads! He's not gonna let you bash their brains in with a chair! He's not gonna let you set a table on fire and...
Spyke: ...Whoa. Calm down there, missy. I can't use weapons all the time. I'll get disqualified. I want to redefine hardcore. Make it more than just mindless chair-bashing.The time will come when you'll see what I mean.
RLC: And that time would be...?
Spyke: Well, for example, whenever I defend the Toolshed Title. After I win it of course. I'm bringing Respect to that title.
RLC: OK. I still think you should hit someone with a chair tonight. Those Boogie Knights annoy the hell out of me.
Spyke: Only if nessecary. I have to go talk to Limey about our match. See ya.
Spyke walks off camera
RLC (annoyed): Whatever. *Looks at match board* Hey! WHAT THE F***?! I'm not booked! Where's my name?! Spyke! I'm not booked!
Spyke steps back on screen looks at match board
Spyke (trying to hold back laughter): *snrk*
RLC: WHAT?!
Spyke (blurting out): Maybe we should start calling you Rachael Leigh Stamp! *runs off camera, and down the hall* I gotta go talk to Limey!
RLC: Ugh. Whatever, I need to capitalize on this. I'll pick my own opponent. That'll get me some respect in the GND Division. Now... who could I beat that'll make people take notice?
RLC notices several WWE Superstars down the hall, getting ready to job to the EWT Superstars.
RLC: Hmmmm. Hey guys! I have an idea for one of you!
RLC walks down the hall as several WWE guys take notice. About 7-10 of them aproach her as we fade to commercial for 7-11. Try the Sprite Slurpee today!
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