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Post by dorf on Jul 3, 2006 16:39:57 GMT -5
Great Hugo enters the EWT Arena. He still hasn't decided on what theme music to use.Mike Tenay: Hello, and welcome once again everybody to the EWT Arena, where we have another boatload of great matches scheduled for this week's program! Don West: THAT'S RIGHT MIKE TENAY! WE'VE GOT SPAZ DEFENDING HIS EWT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AGAINST BRET HART!!! WE'VE GOT THE TRI-STATE CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!!! tHE OX DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!! QUEEN ROSA DEFENDING THE GND TITLE!!! AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL... ...STING IS IN THE BUILDING!!!! Tenay: Actually Don, Sting doesn't have a match this week. He's not even scheduled to be here. West: I KNOW MIKE TENAY!! I JUST LIKE SAYING STING IS IN THE BUILDING!!!!Ring Announcer Ryan Seacrest Jeremy Borash: The following EWT Heavyweight Division contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, currently residing in Japan, weighing in at 287 pounds, Great Hugo!! Tenay: Great Hugo made his debut in EWT last week defeating Hobo Bo Bobobo, and he's trying to make a name for himself tonight when he goes up against HeidenDorf! Hugo was a three-time champion in the Japanese promotion Alpha Omega Puro, and he's looking to carry that success into EWT! HEI! DEN! HEI-DEN-DORF! HEI! DEN! HEI-DEN-DORF! HeidenDorf comes out from behind the curtain doing the HeidenDorf March. The fans still don't get his appeal.Borcrest: And weighing in the general vicinity of 300 pounds, HeidenDorf! West: HERE'S A GUY YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH MIKE TENAY!! HE'S BIG, HE'S POWERFUL, HE'S straaawwnngg!! Tenay: Indeed he is, Don, and we'll find out how well he matches up with Great Hugo's power! DING. HeidenDorf and Great Hugo approach each other like a pair of heavyweight boxers (and I'm not talking about Mr. Big's underwear). Hugo offers a test of strength. HeidenDorf grapples Hugo's right hand, but hits him with a punch down low. He grabs Hugo's arm and rams his shoulder into Hugo's midsection, then whips him into the ropes. Hugo comes back with a shoulderblock that sends HeidenDorf back into the ropes. Hugo catches him on the rebound and drives him down with an Anderson Spinebuster.Tenay: WOOOOWWWW what power!! Hugo breaks out the classic Anderson spinebuster and drives the 300-pounder to the mat! West: DID YOU SEE THAAAAATTT!!!! Hugo roars his approval to the crowd. He reaches down at HeidenDorf, but HeidenDorf catches him with a thumb to the eye. After taking a couple of seconds to recover, HeidenDorf turns around and unleashes a Ninjadorf Kick to Hugo's side. Hugo stumbles, but doesn't fall. Another Ninjadorf Kick to the midsection makes him drop to his knees. With Hugo reeling, HeidenDorf rears back and unleashes a Ninjadorf Kick to the head, dropping Hugo to the mat.West: MY GOD TENAY DID YOU SEE THAT KI-YACK TO THE HEAD!! Tenay: A flurry of Ninjadorf Kicks drops Hugo! Will it be enough? 1...2...Hugo kicks out. Tenay: Wow, what reserve! Hugo took three deadly Ninjadorf Kicks and managed to kick out! Hugo gets to his knees. HeidenDorf rears back for another Ninjadorf Kick, but Hugo catches his leg and turns him over into a single leg crab.Tenay: Hugo with the counter! He has him turned over in that single leg crab! HeidenDorf manages to crawl to the ropes and break the hold. Hugo releases the hold.Tenay: These two men are fairly evenly matched. Great Hugo may be a rookie here in EWT, but he's holding his own against HeidenDorf. But one Hellacious Spear could put Hugo down if he's not careful. West: STING IS IN THE BUILDING!!!! Tenay: I warned you about that. Hugo and HeidenDorf lock up again in the middle of the ring. They try to force each other into the ropes, but they keep fighting each other. Finally HeidenDorf manages to force Hugo into the corner, but Hugo pushes him down to the mat. HeidenDorf gets to his feet and Hugo charges him, but HeidenDorf catches him with a spinebuster.Tenay: OHHHHH HeidenDorf coming back with a spinebuster! And he's setting him up for the Hellacious Spear!! West: THE END IS NEAR MIKE TENAY!!! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR!!! HeidenDorf charges Hugo, but Hugo dodges the spear and HeidenDorf goes flying through the ropes and out of the ring.Tenay: Hugo dodges the spear! Hugo dodges the spear! Referee: 1! Tenay: As you can see the countout is in effect and Heiden-Dorf has the count of ten to return or else he will lost the match by count out. 2! *Hugo exits the ring and tosses back Heiden-Dorf in as he covers Heiden-Dorf* Referee: 1! 2! *Heiden-Dorf barely kicks out!* *Hugo goes right to the referee and bicker to the point that should have been a three count. Hugo and the referee argue to the point where Heiden-Dorf got up slowly and waited for Hugo. All of a sudden, Dorf entered the ring and both him and Heiden-Dorf nodded at the same time. Once Hugo was done arguing, he turned around as Heiden-Dorf started and Dorf finished....THE DORF ATTACK!! The referee rings the bell for the end of this match* Winner: via disqualification, GREAT HUGO!West: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!! *Dorf goes right over to Don West and punches him in the mouth* Dorf: SHUT UP....GOD. YOUR COLLOQUIALISMS SUCK! *Dorf and Heiden-Dorf leave to boo's to the back.*
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Post by Ratings on Jul 3, 2006 18:25:02 GMT -5
(EWT ARENA - BACKSTAGE)
(EWT announcer MARISOL KANESHALL is standing by)
MARISOL: "Ladies & gentlemen, Boogie Knights 3000!!!"
(MAXX AWESOME & ERIK MAJORS walk into frame, both checking out MARISOL, who is oblivious of their ogling)
MARISOL: "Boogie Knights, you have a big match this week against Generation Tech members, Limey and Spyke Johanson. What are your thoughts going into this match?"
MAXX: "Our thoughts? You want our thoughts on the match? Well, we haven't thought about it, because we've too busy thinking about the post-match celebration we're going throw after we BEAT GEN. TECH 1... 2... 3. You see, it's about time people realize that Generation Tech isn't the most dominate faction in EWT; they've been living that pipedream way too long. Everyone knows that the Elite runs the show, isn't that right Erik?"
(ERIK nods, his eyes still wandering over MARISOL's features)
MAXX: "That's right, but it appears that even though we are the greatest tag team that the world of wrestling has ever seen, we are somewhat underappreicated. I mean, Toom E. gives Prophecy Reborn another title shot against the Handsome Boy Modeling School, when BK3K sits on the sidelines. It's not fair. Prophecy Reborn had their shot and they LOST. Not only that, but we weren't even considered to be involved in the Bunkhouse Brawl for the Toolshed title. But "suprisingly", those Wong Foo Poster Boys, the Connection, are BOTH involved. Including the punk b**** who stole your "property" Erik, Tony Chang."
(ERIK sneers and looks as if he could punch his fist through a wall)
MAXX: (sighing) "But no point crying over split milk, because we are not going to be unnoticed at the Pay-Per-View, oh no, we won't. Because at Saturday Night Special, BK3K are sending out an open challenge to any tag team out there who thinks they can out-wrestle, overpower, and -- heh, this will be impossible -- out-dance us! So step up, boys! Cause no matter what, it will be us... BOOGIN' DOWN for the 1... 2... 3."
(The duo depart, leaving MARISOL behind)
(FADE OUT)
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Post by The Bad Man on Jul 3, 2006 20:04:30 GMT -5
We return from the break to find ourselves at ringside. Jerry Lawler has been given announcing duties for this next match
LAWLER: The following match is for one fall and involves the Diva's of the EWT. I can't wait ... introducing first ...
The 'Ghetto Bird' by Ice Cube begins to play as Lawler continues his announcement
LAWLER: From the mean streets of New York ... she is accompanied to the ring by Holly Vaugh ... she is D'Zee!!
The take-no prisoners pair of the GND Division walk out from under the curtain. Mortimer grovels and crawls in-front of them on a leash. They head to the ring under a hostile crowd. They both enter, but take no notice of the crowd or Lawler
LAWLER: Well Wow! ... Now her opponent, who hails from the Fun Land of Imgination ... she is the manger of the sunshine Squad .. She is Dr. Vivian Anemone!!
The extremely happy music that is 'Sunshine and Lollipops' starts up and out comes a very excited Vivian. Following her are the Sunshine Squad Sal & Hal who hollar and whoop in delight at the fact they are here to make everyone happy! ... the crowd is surprisingly receptive to the Sunshine Squad as all three gleefully head to the ring with a hop, skip and a jump. Vivian leapfrogs over Hal to get into the ring whilst Sal shouts into a megaphone
SAL: "We are so Happy, It's time to sing and prance, but now its time for Vivian and Hal to dance!!"
Whilst a couple of crowd members hold there ears from the irritatingly loud megaphone. Vivian and Hal link arms and run around in circles like a couple of kids who have had far too much sherbert. D'Zee and Holly watch in contempt as this continues for a few minutes. Sal begins again with his megaphone
SAL: "Rainbows and pretty birds are in sky for all to see. but if you ain't down with that then justr sing a-long with me for free! ... Lah-la-lah-la .. herchchh!
Holly has had enough and has smacked Sal in the back of the head, making him bite through the megaphone. Hal immeadiatly goes to help his partner out as Vivan turns to find D'Zee staring a hole though her. Vivian smiles her white teeth almost dazzling, D'Zee responds with a finger slitting a throat motion. Vivan throws her coat to Hal as the crowd ooohh's in anticipation, we get underway
Bell Rings
The two women circle each other, well I say circle Vivian blissfully skips to her own happy beat whilst D'Zee is slow and methodical in her approach. They tie up, Vivan gains the advantage and locks in a headlock, she then starts to mess up D'Zee's hair with her hands, the braids start to come undone.
D'Zee pushes Vivan away more in surprise and confusion than anything else. A "What the hell are you doing?" look on her face ... Vivan just inanely smiles as Hal and Sal cheer her on with there own rendition of Toni Basil's song 'Mickey' where they have substitued the name Mickey for Vivian!
Hal & Sal (In unison): Oh, Vivian, you're so fine, You're so fine, you blow our minds, Hey, Vivian, hey, Vivian, Oh, Vivian, you're so fine, You're so fine, you blow our minds, Hey, Vivian, hey, Vivian!!
On the other side of the ring Holly Vaughn buries her face in her hands at the sheer childishness of there oppponents
Back in the ring and D'Zee and Vivan have tied up again, this time D'Zee gains the advantage and whips Vivan into the ropes. D'Zee pre-empts Vivians return by trying for a backdrop. Vivan however cartwheels past D'Zee. D'Zee looks up to find no one there, she turns around and is grabbed by Vivian. She then proceeds to perform something no-one has ever seen in an EWT ring before!
A Hokey-Pokey! ... Hal & Sal provide the music and song as Vivian tries to get D'Zee to join in!
D'Zee brushes her off in disgust and takes a swing with her fist. Vivan dodges under the punch and then goes round D'Zee's back and locks in a sleeper hold!. D'Zee elbows out of it but ends up getting backdropped by Vivian! ... cover ...
1,2 ...
D'Zee kicks out and rolls to the outside in frustration. Holly comes over with Mortimer, She egives some tips to D'Zee on what should do, by hitting Mortimer repeatedly. D'Zee nods and re-enters the ring. Vvian smiles again as they tie up. D'Zee brings up a knee though winding Vivian. D'Zee follows with a snapmare and a kick to the back of the head. Vivan holds her head in pain, as D'Zee runs off the ropes and connects with a low dropkick to the face! .. cover ...
1,2 ...
Vivian kicks out ... but D'zee holds on to her arm and locks it behind her head. D'Zee sensing this is causong Vivan alot of pain applies more pressure. Hal & Sal chant away in the megaphones with soundbytes of advice!
SAL: Think Happy Thoughts! ..
HAL: Those Woodland creatures are counting on you ...
SAL: As are the precious children!!
Vivan taking these words of wonder in, begins to fight back against the armlock and manages to escape and then nail a hiptoss. D'Zee comes back up but takes another! .. She still gets up and this time walks into a hurrican-rana! .. cover ...
1,2 ...
D'Zee kicks out .. but Vivan quickly performs a standing moonsault! ...
1,2 ...
D'Zee kicks out again, much tot he surprise of Hal & Sal who are seemingly trying to deafen D'Zee as well. Holly bashes on the apron for D'Zee to get up and show that nasty side. Vvian smiles in the knowledge she is in control. She lifts D'Zee up and attempts a facebuster! .. d'Zee blocks this though and nails Vivian with a DDT! cover ...
1,2 ...
Vivan kicks out, D'Zee is getting angry and mounts the cheerful Doctor. she then proceeds to lay in with soem heavy duty punches. Vivian struggles to cover he face from the onslaught.
Hal & Sal can't take this kind of violence in there chipper lives and decide to take action! Hal gets on the apron with the megaphone and starts shouting at the referee! ... Meanwhile Sal gets in the ring and karate kicks D'Zee off Vivian! Holly has seen enough and rushes into the ring with Mortimer. Holly grabs Hal and flings him over the top rope into the ring. The ref struggles to gain control as the Sunshine Squad brawl with Holly Vaughn and Mortimer. The two teams batter each other out of the ring, a highlight being Holly biting Hal's nose! the last we see of them is Sal and Holly fighting out of sight backstage, while Mortimer and Hal fall off the stage and go through a table, Mortimer taking the majority of the fall!
Back in the ring and both Vivian and D'Zee are stumbling to there feet. Vivian runs at D'Zee and tries a headscissors but D'Zee pushes Vivian out of it and tires a simple school boy roll up!
1,2 ...
Vivan kicks out. D'Zee is incensed and nails a bulldog on Vivian! D'Zee then locks in a triangle choke!! ... Vivian struggles against the painful submission move! ... No Vivian has kicked D'Zee over and is trying to cradle her for the pinfall .... But wait what is this?
Sal has returned, he runs down the rampway and slides into the ring chair in hand! Meanwhile from the crowd out comes Holly Vaughn who also slides in the ring with a lead pipe! They haven't seen each other as they both break up the submission/pinfall at the same time with there respective weapons. the referee shakes his head in disbelief and calls for the bell!!
Bell Rings
the Referee goes to the announce positon to explain his decision. Meanwhile both teams help there weapon hit participants back to there feet.
LAWLER: The result of this match is .... A Double Disqualifiaction!!!
The crowd boo's as the sunshine squad leap and hollar in glee, afterall they didn't lose. D'Zee and Holly look at each other with a 'I can't believe that team' look. They both exit, a look of grim determination on there faces. the Sunshine Squad continue to celebrate there draw until we fade out
(cut to commercial for the 2005 Ultimo Chocula T-Shirt sale extravaganza!)
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Post by vivian on Jul 3, 2006 20:56:17 GMT -5
If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands starts up as Dr Vivian and the Squad are still in the ring, Dr. Vivian with a bit of a sore head from that last match, standing with a microphone.
Vivian: Hello boys and girls! Are you ready to smile... for quite awhile?!
Crowd: No!
Vivian: Well... OK Than! Then let me introduce your friends and mine... THE SUNSHINE SQUAD!!!
Hal and Sal run laps inside the ring like maniacs side by side, stopping at Vivian's side, as all three of them join hands and hold them up high, disturbing many in the audience most likely.
Vivian smiles, Sal and Hal bouncing up and down a bit, probably for a warm up.
Vivian: Before this little tag team showdown hoedown goes down, I've got a few words for a certain group of meanies backstage! D'zee... Holly, you guys are nothing but stupid little unhappy tarts... and I HATE unhappy tarts!
Sal: I like Pop Tarts...
Vivian, still smiling, smacks Sal on the head.
Vivian: No Pop Tarts until after you beat your opponents!
Sal lets out a disappointed aw, as Hal reaches over and pats him on the back to try and cheer them up, for some reason. She returns her attention to the unpresent Holly and D'zee
Vivian: You two think that you could get one up on me... well I'm afraid you're SUPER DOOPER WRONG! Next time... D'zee, when we get in that ring... it'll be I who walks out the winner!
Vivian: Now... as for this Saturday Night Special thing, my boys will MOST CERTAINLY... be in action, because we are issuing an open challenge to ANY of you other tag teams. I mean, what have we got to lose... afterall, the Squad is going nowhere... but up! Right boys?
Sal and Hal let out an enthusiastic yell!
Sal: We plowed through the Nyrds
Hal: We Clobbered those Colhns
Sal: We said good night to those Boogie Knights.
Hal: So as for our opponents tonight..
Both: Prepare for a heck of a fight!
The two high five and as if on cue, Ich Will starts up and down to the ring head their opponents.
Announcer: Introducing the opponents, at a combined weight of 589 pounds, respectively from Newark New Jersey and Seoul SK, Tony Chang and Craig Kendo... The Connection!!!
Kendo and Chang head down to the ring to a nice reaction from the crowd. Chang enters the ring first, pushing Kendo back and telling him to watch. Kendo suddenly has a bad feeling about this as Kendo struts right up... SNATCHING the microphone from Vivian.
Chang: Hey SUNSHINE SQUAD... the EWT's Most Hardcore Wrestler has a little message for YOU!
He prods Sal's chest, Sal looks at him, rather... confused. Chang backs up and starts doing a ridiculously wacky version of the Sunshine Squad's usual opening antics, mainly doing a bunch of random dance moves and acting like a total nut.
Chang: CHIPPER CHANG! As in... I'm Gonna beat the CHIP right out of you!!!
Sal and Hal look at each other as Vivian looks still happy, but kinda pissed. He sics her boys on Kendo, exiting the ring as Hal and Sal go to work immediately, nailing alternating fists right to the skull of Chang, sending him reeling back. He groans, reeling back a bit as Kendo sighs, making the save by taking both Hal and Sal down with a double clothesline! The crowd pops as Kendo gives the HARDCORE Tony Chang a smack on the head. Hal and Sal quickly get back up from the double clothesline, having been caught off guard. Sal and Hal go after both Kendo and Chang respectively, laying into them with twin punches, but the Connection boys fighting back, Chang nailing a series of karate punches and kicks to Sal, while Kendo just nails some punches to the face and skull of Hal... sending the squad reeling back a bit. Eventually after a bit, they have them backed against the ropes, the two nodding and clotheslining them both over the top! Sal and Hal both manage to land on their feet... but they are still pretty dazed. Chang nods to Kendo, who whips him forwards, Chang launching himself at both men with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA! Sal runs out of the way as Hal goes down... Chang amazingly landing on his feet as well after, getting a HUGE pop! Sal however attacks him from behind, with some stiff forearm shots to the back. Kendo quickly makes his way to the outside, attacking Sal with a forearm of his own. Sal groans, turning his attention to Kendo, who starts to level him with more and more powerful shots. Sal groans, as Hal gets to his feet again. He growls a bit, charging at Kendo and nailing him with a running forearm to the back of the skull! Kendo acks, hunching over as the Squad start to take full control. Chang tries to save his partner, going for a dropkick, only for Hal to catch him in midair by the legs, then swinging him like a damn baseball bat INTO THE STEEL POST! Chang groans, falling to the ground, clutching his side, as Sal and Hal both roll into Craig into the ring, following inside.
Sal hoists Kendo up in a full nelson as Hal nails him with some stiff punches to the stomach area. The two then seamlessly switch into a double irish whip, sending him off and back into the ropes, Sal catching him and nailing a Gut Buster! He then puts him back on his feet as Hal grabs him next, lifting him up for a Back Breaker! Kendo groans as the referee finally takes control of this match, sending Hal out. Chang is back on his feet, clutching his sides a bit as he makes his way to his own team's corner of the ring. Sal lifts Kendo back up, nailing a few more stiff body shots, the grabbing him and taking him over to his corner, tagging in Hal. Hal enters as Sal exits, holding Kendo by his arms so he can't escape. Hal then backs up and charges forward, SWALLOWING Kendo in a huge splash in the corner! Craig groans, stumbling out of the same corner. Hal quickly grabs him, sets him up, and nails a Running Oklahoma Slam! He goes for a quick cover. 1....2...
Kendo kicks out. He's still got fight in him it seems. Hal isn't very happy about this, now proceeding to level him with a few stomps at the same chest area. Kendo groans a bit, struggling back to his feet. As soon as he does, Hal hoists him up high, in a spinebuster position, carrying him over and tagging in his partner quickly. Sal quickly enters as Hal completes the Spinebuster, planting Kendo in the middle of the mat! He then runs over, lifting up Sal in a Powerbomb, positioning himself a bit, then falling forward, as Sal purposely moves a bit, to get in the position for a falling splash to Kendo! He goes for another cover. 1....2....
Kendo once again kicks out. Hal and Sal aren't pleased as both men grab him by the arms, yanking him up with little effort, if any. They then attempt to pull him forward, perhaps for a double lariat. However Kendo desperately fights back, ramming his head into the stomach of Sal, who releases his grip on Kendo. Craig then ducks under Hal, nailing a quick throat thrust, sending him stumbling back a bit. Kendo then grabs them both by the skull and knocks their noggins together, dazing them both. He quickly runs over to tag in Chang
Chang vaults into the ring, running forward and nailing a calf kick to Hal's face, sending him down to the mat! As he gets back up, Sal charges forward, only for Chang to nail a shuffle side kick to the face! Sal groans... now on his knees as Chang grins, looking for the ViperBite... only for Hal to desperately grab him by the other foot, tugging him down to the mat as well. Sal himself groans, getting back to his feet and shaking off the cobwebs. Chang quickly gets to his feet, going for a second Calf Kick, only this time to get swatted away by Sal. He looks surprised as he gets quickly to his feet. Hal is back out of the ring now. Sal goes for a standing big boot, only for Chang to roll under it! He quickly gets to his feet behind him and nails a well placed kick to the unraised leg, sending Sal down! The crowd pops as Chang goes for a cover! 1....2
Sal Powers out! Chang goes flying, landing on his feet. as Sal sits up, rubbing his leg a bit. As he does, Chang charges forward, hitting him with a Shining Wizard to the skull! Sal groans, clutching his face now as Chang wisely grabs the leg he attacked earlier, grabbing and nailing a series of stomps, focusing on the area. Sal cringes a bit as Chang walks over and tags in Kendo, just to keep fresh. Kendo quickly comes in, walking over and flipping Sal onto his stomach, grabbing the same leg and attempting to apply a half boston crab. He succeeds as Sal acks... quickly trying to grab the ropes as Kendo applies pressure. He doesn't have much trouble, as he's about the same weight as Kendo, give or take. However Kendo continues to apply pressure, doing further damage to Sal's leg. Somehow, Sal manages to grab the bottom rope rather quickly. The reason, Vivian's holding the rope close enough for him to grab... the referee unable to see this. 1....2...3....4.... Kendo breaks the submission.
He quickly tries to drag Sal back to the center of the ring, only for Sal to use his leg strength to try and push him off... no avail, Kendo manages to hold on. He drags him right into the center of the ring now, then starts to apply a Stretch Muffler, again on the already sore leg of Sal! Sal acks, going wide eyed... through his mask as Hal runs in to try and break it up. Kendo sees him coming, catching as he runs and launching him with an overhead belly to belly! This gives Sal a chance to squirm away for now, still nursing his leg. Craig looks down, walking over and simply tagging in Chang. He lifts him up in an atomic drop as he enters, carrying him over and dropping him, for a falling leg drop right to the same leg! The crowd pops as Sal yelps, once again clutching the area. Hal is back outside of the ring, heading back to the corner. Chang nips up to his feet as Kendo lifts Sal up, as Chang levels him at the same time with a jumping axe kick to the face! Kendo follows up by dropping him down for an Inverted Atomic Drop. Sal acks, bouncing up and down, clutching the hurting area now, leaning back against the ropes.
Chang grins, walking over and nailing Sal with a series of lightning quick kicks to the legs, chest, sides, and arms... basically anything kickable. Sal groans, slumping down to the mat, now sitting. Chang looks back at Kendo as he nails a STIFF kick to the back of the skull, planting Sal flat on his back. He goes for a cover. 1...2....
Sal gets a leg up on the bottom rope. Chang looks a bit surprised, dragging him away from said ropes and going for a second cover. 1....2....
This time Sal gets a shoulder up. Chang looks frustrated now as he looks back at Kendo, walking back over, when suddenly, Robot Rock, by Daft Punk blasts out of the Toomitron! Kendo looks over, watching for Awesome to come from the front entrance, big mistake. As most heels do, Awesome comes through the crowd with a kendo stick, CRACKING it into the back of Kendo's skull! He acks, grasping it in pain... the referee not noticing as Vivian notices Awesome trying to attack, leaping up onto the ring apron and distracting Chang and the Referee. Kendo gets to his feet as Awesome looks at him... goading him on and exiting the ringside area. Kendo growls, completely forgetting Chang in the ring and running after him!
Tony watches rather confused, while Sal recovers, Vivian down off the ring apron as he tags in his tag partner... uh oh. They stalk Chang, grabbing him by both arms and Whipping Him Full Speed into the turnbuckle! Chang slams down hard... still propped up for now, or at least till Sal whips Hal, who hits a HUGE Splash in the corner, sending him slumping down to the bottom of the turnbuckle. Sal and Hal then walk over and do that double face wash move of theirs, scraping their boots against both sides of Chang, who grimaces in pain. The two then back up... charging and nailing that double running boot to the face, sending his neck snapping back! He groans... as Sal and Hal pull him by the legs into the center of the ring. Sal then lifts up him and launches him with the Fall Away Slam, where Hal as usual catches him, setting him up for that Powerslam and nailing it! Chang goes wide eyed, clutching his chest in pain, rolling into his stomach as Hal nods to Sal, whipping him off the ropes, launching him with a Back Body Drop, which Sal turns into a Senton Splash in mid air, CRUSHING Chang! HE groans... now barely able to get up... and a bit to weakened to fight back, all thanks to Maxx Awesome's distraction, he's completely off his game.
Hal and Sal signal for the end, hoisting Chang up quickly and applying the Group Hug! They jerk and sling him around, wrenching the life out of him. Chang tries to hold on for as long as he possibly can, but it's no use... there's no way he can break out of the grip of these two and eventually he gives up.
Hal and Sal drop him to the mat as the crowd boos.
Announcer: Here are your winners... The Sunshine Squad!
Sal and Hal quickly give each other a quick hug as Vivian slides into the ring, all three of them hugging now. They all exit the ring, quite winded, Sal still favoring that leg a bit. Suddenly, Erik Majors can be seen walking down towards the ring, when suddenly, he stops in front of both Sunshine Squad members. Hal, Sal, and Majors have a brief staredown... before the squad simply lets him through to the ring! The crowd boos as Majors grins, charging into the ring as Chang slowly rises to his feet, clutching his chest area, when Majors grabs him as he does so, lifting him up and nailing a Major Climax! If Chang wasn't completely out before, he is now. Majors then flips him over, mounting and beating the bloody hell out of him with vicious fists to the face. The crowd boos when suddenly... somebody runs down to the ring. They slide inside, trying to pull off Majors. Majors resists though, nailing a STIFF Elbow shot to the face of this person...
It's Carla O Woe! Majors turns around, looking almost shocked at first... leaning down, checking her for a pulse, and trying to make she's ok. He leans down and lifts her up... only to lock her in a deep kiss, to the crowds complete disgust! He grins, walking over and dropping Woe right atop of the barely conscious Chang, who has no idea what just happened. Majors slowly exits the ring area, a sick smirk on his face as he blows a kiss to the unconscious Carla... walking up back the rampway.
Fade to commercial.
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Post by dorf on Jul 4, 2006 11:03:41 GMT -5
*Dorf is already in the ring as well as Paul Orndorff. Orndorff is flexing his muscles and taking his good old time, which is making dorf upset. The match bell rings and the two lock-up. Dorf, in no time, immediately kicks onto Orndorff's side and picks him up into a Gut Wrench Suplex. Dorf goes for an early cover.*
Referee: 1!
2!
*Orndorff barely kicks out*
*Dorf gives out a loud grunt and gets up right away. He makes Orndorff stand up and Irish Whips him to a corner. Dorf runs and connects with the forearm across Orndorff's neck. A stumbling Orndorff walks right onto Dorf as Dorf picks up Orndorff and completes the AURORA BOUREALIS! Dorf covers*
Referee: 1!
2!
*Orndorff barely kicks out!*
*Dorf gives out yet another frustrating grunt that won't keep the Powerdriving sensation down and out. Dorf drags Orndorff to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle as Dorf attempts to do the Dorf Driver, but Orndorff uses his weight to prevent it! Orndorff COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!*
*Orndorff makes Dorf stand up and gives him some stiff rights as Dorf goes down 3 or 4 times as Orndorff signals the end is near for Dorf*
*Orndorff picks up Dorf into the Powerdriver mode as the crowd starts to go crazy...JUST AS ORNDORFF IS ABOUT TO POWERDRIVE DORF, HEIDEN-DORF APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO ORNDORFF'S BACK, PROMPTING A DISQUALIFICATION!*
Winner: by disqualification, PAUL ORNDORFF!
*Heiden-Dorf Irish Whips Orndorff to the ropes and starts as Dorf finishes THE DORF ATTACK! Both leave with a smile on their faces as the boo's cement the arena.*
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 4, 2006 13:06:07 GMT -5
Sum Guy is backstage with new EWT star Great Hugo.
Sum Guy: I'm Sum Guy and I got my mom to draw Brock Lesnar's tattoo on my back with a ball-point. I'm here with new EWT star Great Hugo, who is coming off a DQ victory against Heiden-Dorf. Your thoughts?
Hugo: Heiden-Dorf proved this week that he's a small man. He may be listed at 6'6" and 300 pounds, but he proved that he's not big enough or man enough to take out Great Hugo on his own. What's he gonna do when he has to take on nine other men at Saturday Night Special in the Bunkhouse Brawl? He and Dorf can't take out nine other men at once. Well, I should say eight-and-a-half men, if you count Curly Long.
Sum Guy: Paul Orndorff suffered the same fate you did at the hands of the Dorfs, being subjected to the Dorf Attack. Is there a chance of the two of you uniting for a similar cause?
Hugo: Toomi makes the matches. If he ends up throwing us together, so be it. I'm not here to make friends.
Hugo leaves. Sum Guy turns to watch him, revealing that he has a huge blue stain on the back of his white shirt.
Sum Guy: Well, there you have it. I'm Sum Guy and apparently I need to change my shirt.
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Post by chanceconfidence on Jul 4, 2006 14:05:55 GMT -5
Sweetest Perfection starts up as Chance struts down to the ring, gettin doused in boos. He doesn't seem to care at all, as more of his random goons follow him down to the ring. Chance is wearing his headset microphone as per usual
Chance: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR... ONE FALL! Introducing first, he currently weighs in at... oh I'd say this week... 236 pounds. He is still from England... and he is still WAY BETTER than any of you miserable slobs... he is CHANCE... CONFIDENCE!!!
He flips into the ring,walking over and doing his usual shtick... the whole handstand thing, hops down and smiles.
Almost immediately after... The Nature's Boy theme starts up as the crowd gives him a HUGE Pop... well, until they realize he isn't coming out. They immediately switch to boos, chanting " We Want Flair! " Chance smirks and looks at them all.
Chance: Now now... I know how disappointed you all are that Mr. Flair isn't here... but never fear, because I have an equally qualified back up opponent waiting. And I gurantee you that the ensuing match will be TEN STAR ENTERTAINMENT!
The crowd actually gets hopeful and cheers... as the music starts up again and out walks... DAVID FLAIR?! The crowd turns on Chance almost immediately as David slowly makes his way down the rampway... pelting him with trash. Chance as usual feigns total fear as he slowly backs up from the ring, as if this guy seems like an actual threat. He gets onto the ring apron, only for Chance charge forward and kick David right in the dingleberries as he tries to enter the ring, sending him tumbling down to the outside, clutching his sore area. Of course, since the bell never rang, Chance doesn't get disqualified. As Flair gets to his feet, Chance grabs the middle rope, swings through and hits him with a dropkick to the chest! He smirks, skins the cat and lands in the ring again. He dusts his hands off... as Flair stumbles forward to get into the ring. As he sticks his neck in, Chance leaps up with a BRUTAL Double Footed Stomp right atop of it! Flair groans, now sorta standing with his head laying in the ring. Confidence walks over, stomping right into his face, twisting his boot into it a bit. This of course, causes Flair to yelp in pain. Confidence hoists him back up... setting him in the center of the ring, then gets into a bit of a boxing pose. He jabs him once in the face, bounces from side to side, follows up with a second jab, then finally winds up... and flicks him on the nose! The crowd boos angrily as Chance simply pushes Flair down onto the mat, charges and leaps off with a Confidence Booster, connecting with ease. He signals to referee to start a count.
1....2.....3!
What a surprise... Chance wins. He nips up to his feet and smirks. He's been wearing the headset microphone this whole time.
Chance: AND HERE IS YOUR GLORIOUS WINNER>... after yet another brutal brutal match... hell, I didn't think I'd win this time either... CHANCE... CONFIDENCE!!!
He grins, vaulting out of the ring and heading back up the rampway, as the fans look absolutely pissed with this " match "
Fade to commercial.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Jul 4, 2006 16:05:30 GMT -5
*We come back from commercial and still at ringside when "Remedy" starts playing*
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Tri-State Championship. Introducing the challenger, being accompanied by Principal Pain, from Washington, DC, weighing in at 260 lbs., EDDIE OMEGA!
*Eddie Omega walks out with Principal Pain behind him. Fans shower both men with boos. Eddie steps into the ring and flexes his muscles to the fans, which only make them boo louder. "Sexy Guy" then hits*
RA: And his opponent, being accompanied by Sensational Cherry, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 232 lbs., he is the Tri-State Champion, the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!
*HBH and Cherry walk down side by side, also being greeted with boos. They get in the ring and pose with the title. HBH then hands the title off to Cherry outside the ring*
The bell rings to start the match. HBH and Eddie circle the ring before locking up. Eddie pushed HBH into the corner. He backs off for a bit, but catches HBH in the face with an elbow. He delivers some hard right hands and then hip tosses HBH into the center of the ring. Eddie picks up HBH and whips him to the ropes, hitting a neckbreaker. He goes for an early cover.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. Eddie picks him high for a gorilla press slam. He runs to the ropes and hits a jumping stomp before going for another cover.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out again. Eddie picks him up and bodyslams him. He gets on the turnbuckle, measures him up, and jumps off for an elbow drop. But HBH moves out of the way at the last minute. HBH uses the ropes to get to his feet. He walks over to Eddie and plants him with a DDT. Next he takes Eddie over to the corner and bangs his head on the turnbuckle. After a few shoulder thrusts, HBH performs a monkey flip. He hits a standing moonsault and covers Eddie.
1... 2...
Eddie kicks out. HBH picks him up and hits a kneebreaker. Then he slaps on a reverse leg lock. Eddie starts crawling over to the ropes. He gets there after a few moments, and HBH breaks the hold. HBH grabs Eddie's legs and catapults him into the turnbuckle. Eddie stumbles backward into a german suplex pin.
1... 2...
Eddie kicks out. He surprises HBH with a jawbreaker, then strikes with a Judo Kick. He picks up HBH and performs a vertical suplex. He picks him up again and hits a belly to back suplex. He whips HBH to the ropes and takes him down with a spinebuster. He goes for the cover.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. Eddie whips him into the corner. HBH jumps on the turnbuckle and goes for a cross body block. However, Eddie ducks, and HBH hits the referee instead. HBH and Eddie take each other down with a double clothesline.
*All of a sudden, fans start cheering, because The Canceler is walking down to the ring. Principal Pain tries to stop him, but Canceler shoves him to the ground. Canceler grabs a chair and gets in the ring. He waits for Eddie to get up. Eddie gets up, so Canceler starts swinging. But instead of hitting Eddie, he hits HBH instead! Eddie takes advantage of a distracted Canceler by hitting a stiff kick to the back, but Canceler is not affected by it. He starts going to town on Eddie, pummeling him continuously. Principal Pain gets in the ring and low blows Canceler from behind. Pain and Eddie now have the advantage and beat Canceler down. HBH starts coming to and decided to join the fray. He tells Pain and Eddie to hold Canceler up. They do just that, and HBH hits him with some Sweet Chin Muzak. The three heels continue to pummel him until Virus comes out. He gets in the ring and attacks Pain, Eddie, and HBH. He hits HBH with a flying lariat. Then he hits a big boot on Eddie. Canceler helps him out with clothesline Pain over the top rope. Cherry joins HBH who is heading up the ramp. All five men are now exchanging words with each other*
*Cut to a commercial*
THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RULED A NO CONTEST
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Jul 4, 2006 16:45:29 GMT -5
* "She's Got Issues" hits, and Carla O Woe makes her way out to the ring for her bout against Wendi Richter. The crowd give her immense support with a pop as she throws up the horns, before making her way down to the ring. However, she stops half-way, and then motions to the back as Tony Chang, with taped-up ribs, makes his way out! The crowd pop as Chang yells out "I'M HARDCORE!" before making his way down the ramp with Carla.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for ONE-FALL! Introducing first...to be accompanied to the ring by Tony "The Viper" Chang...from Rochester, New Hampshire, CARLA O WOE!!!
*Carla makes her way down to the ring as Tony accompanies her, still feeling the effects of the Group Hug. Carla hops to the apron before flipping over the ropes, in top form for her match.*
*Generic rock plays as Wendi Richter makes her way out to a good, moderate-sized reaction. Wendi makes her way to the ring, appealing to the crowd as she does so.*
Chimel: Her opponent, from Dallas, Texas...Wendi RICHTER!!!
*Wendi makes her way to the ring, and slides in. She and Carla face each other as the bell rings. Carla extends her hand, and Wendi accepts the handshake, before breaking away and circling Carla. Wendi goes in for a lock-up...Carla quickly drops down and hits a Fireman's Carry on Wendi. Carla then leaps upward to hit a Lethal-style dropkick to the back of Wendi's head. Wendi holds her head and upper neck in pain and surprise as Carla suddenly capitalises by grabbing hold of Wendi's arms to bring them in for a cross-arm sleeper...Wendi manages to slip one of her hands out of the lock, and uses her free hand to try and pry the other loose! Carla tries to lock in the other hand, but Wendi is adamant, attempting to pull her arm out of Carla's grasp! Wendi gets to her feet, and swivels her body around to produce a top front hammerlock to Carla...Carla suddenly drops down, before nipping up and catching Wendi with a springing head-scissors, sending her flying!!!*
*The crowd pop for this as Carla approaches the seated Wendi, extending her hand. Wendi begrudgingly accepts, lifting herself up...but quickly catching Carla with a side headlock! Carla attempts to throw Wendi to the ropes, but Wendi stands her ground, dropping down to one knee and applying the pressure! Tony Chang, however, claps Carla on from ringside, and the crowd follows suit, applauding Carla and helping Carla to gain enough momentum to rise to her feet! Carla hits an elbow to Wendi, before lifting her up with a back suplex...only pausing mid-way, and bringing Wendi down for a seated facebuster!!! Carla then quickly locks the legs, and holds down Wendi with the DEVIL LOCK!!! Wendi has nowhere to go, and after trying to make it to the ropes and failing...Wendi taps!!*
Winner: Carla O Woe!!
*Post-match, Tony Chang enters the ring to raise Carla's arm in the celebration, and the two share a quick embrace, before leaving together.*
*However, we cut to show Erik Majors viewing from backstage...and he does not look happy...until he develops a twisted grin....*
*Fade out to the next segment.*
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Post by Superior Dragon on Jul 4, 2006 21:17:58 GMT -5
"Enter Sandman" fills the arena as The Suicidal Idolz come out, pumped up for their match.
Tony Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Being accompanied to the ring by Sarah Sidall, weighing in a a combined weight of 462 lbs., Twizted! American Saint! The Suicidal Idolz!
The Idolz slide into the ring and pose on the turnbuckles as Sarah poses in between them. All three hop off and wait for their opponents.
"My Time Is Now" hits as John Cena comes out to boos bigger than what he got at ONSII. HE seems oblivious to this and acts as if the fans love him.
Tony Chimel: And their opponents, first, from West Newberry, Massachusetts, he is the former WWE Heavyweight Champion, JEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHN CENA!!!
The Idolz just look at Cena as Boo-- KING Booker comes out with Queen Sharmell. THe fans boo him as well, but the Idolz cheer him as William Regal announces the King's name.
William Regal: ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!
Thank you Willy. King Booker steps into the ring and looks at the Idolz, who are still cheering him. As King Booker takes off his robe, The Idolz bum-rush Cena and start to stomp on him, starting the match.
----Ding Ding Ding!-----
The Idolz are still stompin on Cena as Queen Sharmell takes Booker's robe and places it on Chimel. The Idolz pick Cena up before hitting the Total Elimination, knocking him back down again. King Booker decides to get in on this and attacks Twizted with an Axe-Handle to the back. King Booker goes for a back body drop, but Twizted lands on his feet and hitsthe K-Murda!!! Twizted goes for the pin....
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3....Queen Sharmell breaks up the pin. Sarah runs into the ring and grabs Sharmell before hitting a Double Arm DDT, knocking the Queen out. Sarah isn't done though, as she picks Sharmell up and gives her the LITA DDT, knocking her down again. Meanwhile, AmSaint is still attacking Cena, hitting a vicious Spinebuster. AmSaint motions for the end as the crtowd starts cheering. AmSaint picks up the limp body of King Booker in the Torture Rack position before hitting the Black Magic!! Just then, Finley and Regal try to interfere, but AmSaint and Twizted knock them down with double dropkicks. Bobby Lashley and Matt Hardy come out and fight off the King's Court as AmSaint has King Booker in the Torture Rack position again. Twizted is up on the turnbuckles and gives the D-X chop before leaping off and hitting the Mark VII right on King Book and finishing it off with the Crossfire right on to Cena as AmSaint hits the Shock Treatment on King Booker. At the same time, Sarah hits the Red Star Press onto Sharmell, and all three have the pin...
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3......!
-----Ding Ding Ding!-----
Tony Chimel: Here are your winners, The Suicidal Idolz!
The Idolz look at the prone bodies of Sharmell, Booker, and Cena before sliding out of the ring. The King's Court tend to Sharmell and King Booker as The Idolz, Lashley, and Matt Hardy leave as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jul 4, 2006 23:28:51 GMT -5
Chad Michaels is standing in the ring with Lillian Garcia as his theme song begins to fade away.
* Headstrong by Trapt begins to play to a roaring crowd *
Lillian: And his opponent, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, he his the EWT Ox Division Champion, Koda Kazar!
Koda slides into the ring and hands the ref his belt as he flips off of the the top turnbuckle.
Koda and Chad meet in the center of the ring and shake hands, not forgetting that both were in the match that lead to Koda winning the belt. The ref calls for the bell.
Chad goes to lock up with Koda, but Koda dodges the lock up attempt and gets behind Chad. Koda does a spinning leg sweep, taking Chad to the ground. Koda continues the motion of the leg sweep and turns it into a breakdance leg drop. Koda grabs Chad, but Chad breaks free and gives Koda a few shots to the forehead. Chad bounces off the ropes and charges at Koda. Koda catches Chad and goes to give him a release over the head belly to belly suplex, but Chad lands on his feet. As soon as Koda gets up off the mat, Chad hits him with a running front flip neckbreaker. Chad goes to hit Koda with a spinning elbow drop, but Koda rolls out of the way.
Koda leaps up and attempts to hit Chad with a shining wizard, but Chad ducks his kick. Koda, however, continues to spin and hits Chad in the side of his head with his left foot. Koda backs off and stalks Chad. Koda charges at Chad, but Chad counters with a Fire Starter! Chad lifts Koda up and goes for a powerbomb, but Koda counters it with a huricanrana! Koda runs at Chad, only for Chad to grab Koda and whip him into the ropes. On the way back, Koda catches Chad's head in a headscissors, but turns it into a tornado ddt! Koda hits Chad with a pendulem elbow drop. Koda goes for a pin.
One......Two.......Kickout!
Chad kicks out with ease. Koda backs off and charges at Chad once he stands up. Chad counters with a STO! Chad waits in a corner for Koda to get up. Chad charges at Koda and levels him with a Lariat From Heaven. Chad lifts Koda up and hits him with a Heart Surgery. Chad walks over to the corner and stomping his foot. Koda stumbles up. Chad goes for the Midnight Heartbreak, but Koda ducks under the kick! Chad turns around and Koda kicks him in the gut. Koda lifts Chad up and hits him with the K-Cutter! Koda goes for a pin.
One.....Two.......Three!
Lillian: Here is your winner, and still EWT Ox Division Champion, Koda Kazar!
Koda helps pull Chad up and shakes hands with him.
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Jul 5, 2006 0:04:42 GMT -5
*We fade back from commercial and are ringside. "Gas Power" hits and the crowd gets to their feet*
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 323 lbs., "BIG DADDY" GASOLINE!
*Gas walks out to a loud pop. Hi-fiving fans along the way, he gets into the ring and raises a fist in the air*
PREPARE TO BE INFECTED!
RA: And his opponent, weighing in at 310 lbs., VIRUS!
*As "Heaven's a Lie" is playing, Virus walks out and also gets a loud pop. He heads to the ring looking focused. He walks up to Gasoline and offers a handshake. Gas ponders this for a moment, and eventually accepts*
The bell rings to start the match. Gas and Virus lock up in the center of the ring. Gas gets an advantage with a headlock. Virus gets to the ropes and whips Gas. Gas hits Virus with a shoulder block, but Virus doesn't move. Gas runs to the ropes and hits a flying shoulder block. This sends Virus stmbling backward a bit, but he's still on his feet. Gas again runs to the ropes. This time Virus does the same. They knock each other down with a double clothesline. Both men get back to their feet and trade punches. Gas gets the upper hand and whips Virus to the ropes. He hits a spinebuster. He keeps the momentum going by taking down Virus with a clothesline. Virus gets up and Gas takes him down again with a powerslam. Virus rolls out of the ring to take a breather. He doesn't get much time, because Gas dives toward him out of the ring.
Gas picks up Virus and attempts a whip into the security rail, but Virus reverses it. Virus now capitalizes by ramming Gas into the side of the ring. Then he rams him into the security rail. He rolls Gas back into the ring and covers him.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. Virus picks him up and rams him into the corner. He attacks with some shoulder thrusts, and then with punches and hard chops. He puts Gas on the turnbuckle and hits a MUSCLE BUSTER! Virus rolls over to pin Gas.
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Gas kicks out. Virus picks him up and whips him to the ropes, connecting with an overhead suplex. Next he lifts up Gas and drops him with a high angle back drop. Then he slaps on a dragon sleeper. Gas starts fading, but with fans cheering loudly, he's not out completely. He starts fighting back, feeding off the energy of the crowd. He elbows his way out of the hold. He runs to the ropes, but Virus stops him with a spinebuster. He climbs to the second rope. He jumps off, but Gas's boot catches him in the face, knocking him down. The ref starts counting to 10.
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Both men are now up. They exchange right hands until Gas gets the advantage. He whips Virus to the ropes, taking him down with a sidewalk slam. Gas runs to the ropes and hits a flying clothesline. Next he runs at Virus with a big boot. However, Virus catches the boot, so Gas hits him with an enziguri! He pins Virus.
1... 2...
Virus kicks out. Gas picks him up and attempts a whip, but Virus kicks him in the stomach. He takes advantage with a swinging neckbreaker. After hitting a leg drop across the chest, he pins Gas.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. Virus hits him with a few punches. He runs to the ropes, but Gas knocks him down with a big boot. He signals for the end of the match as the fans cheer. He sets up Virus for the Gas Bomb, but Virus counters with a back body drop. Virus signals for the Infection and the fans cheer that as well. He sets up Gas for the move, but Gas counters that with an inverted atomic drop. He sets up again for the Gas Bomb, and this time hits it. However, it takes quite a bit out of him, and he drops to the mat. The fans pop loudly for the move. Gas crawls slowly over to Virus and covers him.
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VIRUS KICKS OUT! Gas gets to the ropes to help him up. He starts climbing the turnbuckle. But then Virus starts getting up and stops him. Virus climbs the ropes from inside the ring. He's setting Gas up for a superplex. He climbs all the way to the top and then hits the superplex. The impact is so incredible that the ring collapses! The fans are now going crazy, starting up a "HOLY S***!" chant. The ref notices that neither man is moving, so he calls for the bell and calls for help.
*Officials rush out to check on Gas and Virus. While all of this is happening, HBH runs out and starts stomping away on Virus. Then he picks him up and bashes him in the head with the Tri-State title. Officials order HBH to the back. He complies, satisfied with his actions. Fans boo HBH loudly all the way to the back. Meanwhile officials help both Virus and Gas to the feet and get them backstage. Fans cheer both men for the efforts*
*Cut to a commercial*
THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RULED A NO CONTEST
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 5, 2006 8:10:27 GMT -5
Bobby Cruiz: The following contest is scheduled for one fall & it is for the EWT Heavyweight Championship of the World!
*Bret Hart’s famed WWF music plays & the Hitman appears at the top of the ramp. He gets huge pop as he walks to the ring decked out in his Hart Foundation attire. He gives his trademark pink glasses to a young fan in the front row & he gets into the ring.*
BC: Introducing the challenger. From Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 234 lbs he is a 7 time World Heavyweight Champion Bret “The Hitman” Hart!!
*Party Starter hits & the pop continues as Spaz appears, he is in his usual Gen Tech attire as he makes his way down to the ring. He gets into the ring & he takes off his shirt to reveal that his shoulder is heavily taped up.*
BC: And his opponent, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 216 lbs he is the EWT Heavyweight Champion of the World he is Spaz!!
*The two men shake hands. The bell rings & they lock up. Bret works Spaz’s shoulder & takes him down to his knees. Spaz is quick to sweep Bret’s legs out from under him though. Spaz stands & rubs his shoulder he stomps away at Bret as he gets to his knees then to his feet. Spaz doesn’t let up & he grabs him & nails a Gutwrench Suplex. Spaz tries a cover.*
1 2 NO!
*Bret kicks out. Both men stand & they lock up again. Spaz ties Bret up & gets behind him, he nails a German Suplex, followed by a second, a third, a fourth & a fifth. Spaz then stands & climbs the turnbuckle in quick time. He leaps off & nails a Shooting Star Press.*
1 2 KICKOUT!
*Bret kicks out again. Spaz stands & pulls Bret up, he whips him off the ropes & nails him with a big Spinebuster. Spaz then grabs Bret’s legs & tries to lock on a Sydney Cloverleaf but Bret kicks Spaz off & as he bounces back off the ropes Bret rolls him up.*
1 2 NO!
*Spaz just kicks out in time. Both men stand & compose themselves. They circle each other before Spaz charges, Bret knocks him down, Spaz gets up & is knocked down again. Spaz stands & charges again & Bret tries to knock him down again but Spaz ducks the shot. He catches Bret in the gut & plants him with The Shockwave. Spaz drops & makes the cover.*
1 2 3!!
BC: Here is your winner & still EWT World Heavyweight Champion Spaz!!
*Spaz gets his belt & shakes hands with Bret before exiting quickly, barely acknowledging the crowd.*
CUT TO COMMERCIAL
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 5, 2006 8:15:17 GMT -5
*As we come back from commercial we follow Limey into the Gen. Tech locker room. We hear a noise coming from the bathroom & Limey opens the door as Spaz exits. Spaz is sweating quite badly.*
L: You ok buddy?
S: Yeah mate I'm fine.
L: You don't look fine.
S: Don't worry I'm just a little stiff after my match.
L: Ok then.
S: I gotta go there is something I need to do.
*Spaz picks up his bag & leaves quickly. Limey notices something on the ground behind one of the seats. He picks it up, it's an empty pill bottle. Limey reads the label & looks concerned.*
CUT TO PROMO FOR EWT.COM
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Jul 5, 2006 12:33:46 GMT -5
*We see Rosa walking backstage when Hoss Matthews walks up to her*
Hoss: Rosa, may I ask where you're heading?
Rosa: I'm off to Toom E's office to request a special match for Saturday Night Special. It's time to take things in the GND Division to another level and to shut up D'Zee and Holly once and for all.
*Rosa walks off while Hoss looks on, wondering what she meant*
*Cut to next segment*
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Post by SHOCK_THE_TRUTH.VLTG3 on Jul 5, 2006 13:12:23 GMT -5
Generic Heavy Metal Music Starts up... as down to the ring heads the Canceler... Virus trailing behind, clutching his aching skull from that assault earlier by HBH.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Originally from Moscow Russia, weighing in at 515 pounds... The Canceler!!!
Canceler slaps giant hands with the fans a bit as he walks down to the ring. He steps over the ropes inside as Virus waits outside in his corner, pretty much there just to back him up.
Fat Lip starts up next as down to the ring heads the former Ox Division Champ.
Announcer: And introducing the opponent, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, Bolt Bacana!
Bolt rolls into the ring, looking at the towering man waiting for him inside the ring. Canceler looks down as Bolt walks up, looking up at him. Canceler reaches down, grabbing his own hand and... shaking it! The crowd pops for this show of sportsmanship. Bolt backs up a bit as the bell sounds. Bacana charges forward, going for a dropkick to the knee, which Canceler quickly sidesteps. Bacana hits the mat, quickly scrambling to his feet as Canceler nails him with an overhand slap to the chest, sending him reeling back! He clutches his rather sore chest as Canceler goes for a second one, only for Bacana to sidestep it this time himself. He then leaps up, nailing the Shining Enziguri to the back of Canceler's head! Canceler groans, getting to one knee now, clutching the back of his skull. Bacana gets back up off the mat, charging forward and going for a crossbody, nailing it and taking Canceler to the ground. 1....2
Canceler powers out, sending Bacana flying, barely able to land on his feet. The big man sits up as Bacana rises to his own feet, nailing Canceler with some well placed kicks to the chest area, having little effect as Canceler manages to get back to a vertical base, nailing a knee to the gut of Bacana, hoisting him up high, and planting him with a vertical suplex. Bacana groans, holding his back a bit as Canceler walks over, reaching down and hoisting Bacana back up by the shoulders, setting him back on his feet, as he spins around and goes for a Lariat! Bacana desperately goes for a drop toe hold, dropping Canceler to the mat face first! He groans as Bacana quickly runs over to the ropes, springboarding and coming off with a top rope leg drop right to the back of Canceler! He cringes a bit, clutching his back slightly. Bacana gets to his feet, thinking a bit and once again springboarding with a second leg drop to the back! This one gets Canceler to wisely roll onto his now sore back. Bacana gets to his feet again, running off the ropes again and going for a running shooting star press, hitting it as well! He goes for the cover. 1....2...
Canceler kicks out with authority! Bacana groans. He still can't seem to keep the giant down... as he tries to think of another tactic. He goes for another athletic move, spring off the ropes, going for a springboard moonsault splash, only to get CAUGHT in mid air this time from off the ground! Bacana acks as Canceler sits up, showing impressive power as he still holds Bacana. He finally makes it completely to his feet as he sets him up, nailing him with a running Oklahoma Slam to the mat! Bacana groans as Canceler goes for a cover of his own. 1....2....
Bacana manages to kick out. Canceler shrugs, sitting Bolt up, then running off the ropes himself, nailing a running knee to the skull! Bolt goes back down hard as Canceler goes for a second cover. 1...2...
Again Bolt manages to kick out. Canceler groans, grabbing his forehead in frustration. He sits up Bacana one more time, running off the ropes again and going for a second running knee, only for Bacana to desperately nip up to his feet, catching Canceler head on with a Dropsault! Canceler acks, stumbling back, now against the ropes. Bacana groans, getting to his feet again. He climbs atop the nearby turnbuckle, leaping off and going for a missile dropkick, nailing Canceler right in the chest! The force sends him teetering for a bit, but Canceler remains in the ring. Bacana groans, slapping the mat again in total frustration. He gets to his feet one more time, running back against the opposite ropes and charging full speed, TACKLING HIM HEAD ON! This is enough to send Canceler over the ropes and to the outside! He groans, getting to his feet a bit slowly, as Bolt follows up quickly, climbing atop the ropes and nailing an Asai Moonsault! Canceler doesn't see it coming, once again being taken down! Bolt groans, getting back to his feet. All this high flying is taking alot out of him. He decides to switch tactics, grabbing Canceler's leg and stomping at it, Canceler acks, groaning in pain. Bolt then uses all the strength he's got to roll Canceler over, then slapping on a half boston crab on this same leg. The Canceler acks, grimacing a bit, a bit too weakened to really right back right now. He tries to grab the ring apron above, as Bolt keeps the submission move locked on. Canceler then tries to grab it with his other hand, now trying to pull himself up and out of this hold. Bolt however, continues to apply more and more pressure. But eventually, the big man manages to somehow slide himself under the ropes, well at least halfway. Bolt can no longer keep the submission move locked on, instead grabbing his leg, lifting to high... then YANKING DOWN HARD, slamming it into the ring apron! Canceler grimaces again as Bolt lifts it up a second time, once again slamming it down. He then leaps up, nailing a dropkick right to the same area... Canceler groaning in pain, the damage has certainly been done by now. He barely gets his entire body into the ring, Bolt sliding back inside after him.
Once Bacana reenters the ring, Canceler struggles to get back to his feet, having obvious trouble of course. Eventually he gets to his good knee, only for Bolt to capitalize, nailing a Shining Wizard to Canceler's face! He stays up, but it certainly has slowed him down. Bolt gets back to his feet, taking a bit of a breather now, Canceler slowly getting to his feet now. He clutches his sore body a bit as he does so, looking over at Bolt, who looks back, stumbling back in shock! This behemoth will not stay down! Bolt charges, going for something, only for Canceler to raises his good leg high, coming down with a 515 POUND AXE KICK right across the back! The crowd pops massively, starting up a new chant. " HOW THE HELL!? HOW THE HELL?! " Canceler reaches down, hoisting Bolt up again to his feet, putting him in a Torture Rack submission! Bolt acks, going wide eyed as he cringes in pain. Canceler struggles to keep him up, as he can barely stand... but he fights through the pain. After applying the Torture Rack, Canceler looks to the crowd, dropping Bolt down for the Quarter Ton Bomb! Bolt bounces about a foot in the air... before going limp as Canceler goes for the cover. 1....2....
3!!!
It's over... Bolt put up a hell of a fight, but in the end, Canceler manages to come out on top.
Announcer: Here is your winner... The Canceler!!!
Canceler gets back to his feet, as the referee holds his hand up high when...
Principal Pain runs in, clutching the famous brick book of his, hitting a modified Chop Block with it to Canceler's aching leg, bringing him down hard! Virus looks on, as Pain looks down at his former ally, snatching a microphone and having a few unkind words with him.
Pain: YOU FESTERING BAG OF SLIME... HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME... WITHOUT THINKING THERE WON'T BE ANY REPERCUSSIONS! Come Saturday Night Special... I will show you just how FOOLISH you were to betray me!
Virus tries to interfere, but Omega has snuck in from the crowd as well, holding Virus back and fighting back with a series of fists, which Virus kindly repays with some of his own.. Pain still clutching the book, lifts it up high, then SMASHES it right across the leg of Canceler! The same brick inside the book breaks in half as Canceler howls out in pain! The crowd boos as Pain smiles sadistically, throwing the book in Canceler's face as he lays on the ground, with a possibly broken leg. Pomp and Circumstance starts up as Omega quickly exits with Pain... as Virus watches them leave, sliding into the ring and checking on Canceler to see if he is seriously hurt.
Fade to commercial.
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Jul 5, 2006 15:20:25 GMT -5
*We're back from commercial. "House of the Rising Sun" starts up*
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Girl Next Door Championship. Introducing the challenger, being accompanied by Penguin, from Kyoto, Japan, MISS JACKIE GEISHA!
*Jackie Geisha walks out with Penguin behind her. They both get a decent pop. Jackie steps into the ring and bows to the fans. As Penguin takes off her kimono, "It's My Time" starts playing*
RA: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida, she is the Girl Next Door Champion, QUEEN ROSA!
*Rosa walks out to a loud pop. She hi-fives fans before stepping into the ring. She holds the GND title up high for all to see*
The bell rings to start the match. Rosa and Jackie shake hands as a sign of respect. They lock up. Jackie applies an arm wrench. Rosa punches her way out and locks in a hammerlock. With the pressure now on Jackie, she somehow finds a way to turn it into a Japanese arndrag. Rosa runs at her, so Jackie hits another armdrag. She whips Rosa to the ropes for a Judo Chop. Next she takes her down with a springboard flying elbow attack. She goes for an early cover.
1... 2...
Rosa kicks out. Jackie runs to the ropes and hits a running head scissors. Rosa gets to the corner to help herself up. Jackie stays on her with a series of kicks and chops. She whips Rosa to the opposite corner. She attempts a running splash, but Rosa blocks it with a boot to the face. Rosa climbs to the second turnbuckle and takes down Jackie with a flyover neckbreaker. Rosa picks her up and whips her to the ropes, hitting a jumping calf kick. She follows up with a springboard moonsault and covers Jackie.
1... 2...
Jackie kicks out. Rosa picks her up for a snap suplex. She picks her up again and performs a butterfly suplex. She runs to the ropes for a quick leg drop before going for another pin.
1... 2...
Jackie kicks out. Rosa locks in an STF. Jackie struggles to reach the ropes, but eventually does. Rosa breaks the hold and goes for a reverse DDT. She climbs the ropes. She jumps off for a Swanton Bomb, but Jackie moves at the last second. Jackie takes advantage of this by hitting a wrist clutch suplex. She follows up with a crossbow, applying pressure on Rosa's back. She keeps the hold locked in for a few moments, then releases it. Jackie puts more pressure on the back by hitting a backbreaker. She covers Rosa.
1... 2...
Rosa kicks out. Jackie picks her up and performs a belly to belly suplex. Next she does a reverse vertical suplex and lands a flip splash across the back. She picks up Rosa and lands some forearms. Jackie whips her to the ropes. Rosa ducks an attempted clothesline and takes Jackie down with a Lou Thesz press, hitting her with some punches. Now gaining momentum, Rosa runs to the ropes and hits a clothesline. Then she knocks Jackie down with a flying lariat. She whips her to the ropes, connecting with a spinning heel kick. Jackie crawls over to the corner to help herself up. Rosa runs at her with a handspring elbow attack followed by a facecrusher. She goes for a cover.
1... 2...
Jackie kicks out. Rosa gets her to her feet and is surprised with a jawbreaker. Jackie takes advantage by hitting a brainbuster. She jumps on the ropes and hits a split-legged moonsault. She covers Rosa.
1... 2...
Rosa kicks out. Jackie picks her up and goes for a back drop, but Rosa lands on her feet and hits a running enziguri on Jackie. Rosa climbs the ropes and takes her down with a flying hurricanrana. Finally, Rosa finishes her off with the Northern Lights Driver and goes for the pin.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner and STILL EWT Girl Next Door Champion, QUEEN ROSA!
*The ref raises Rosa's arm in victory. Rosa helps Jackie to her feet and again shakes her hand. The fans cheer both competitiors, showing respect. Jackie and Penguin head backstage while Rosa rolls out of the ring to hi-five some more fans at ringside*
*Cut to a commercial*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 6, 2006 11:19:05 GMT -5
We cut to the back where Chad Michaels, Melissa, Jessica, and Bolt Bacana are in the back.
Chad: I had him man. He was right there for the Superkick. I was thiiiiis close.
Melissa: Don't worry baby. You'll get another chance to win the title, I'm sure of it.
Bolt: Yeah, you'll get another chance. Man, how the hell did Cancelor hit that Axe-Kick? Damn, my head felt like Jell-O after that kick.
Jessica: And you're suprised?
Bolt: Yeah! Who on Earth did he---
Jessica: NO! About your head.
Bolt: Oh. That. Nope.
Chad: S***. Anyway, Bolt. Don't forget about.....
Bolt: I remember.
Melissa: What are you guys talking about?
Chad: Oh....uh.....we're having a tournament for SvR2K6 later. The Suicidal Idolz, Sarah, Jess, Me, Bolt, and the new guy Chris Evans. He's pretty good actually.
Melissa: Oh, okay. Well, I gotta go soon. I'm supposed to meet my brother anyway. Bye Chad!
Chad: Bye baby.
*As Mellisa leaves, Bolt turns to Chad.
Bolt: You didn't tell her did you?
Chad: Well....not exactly.
Bolt: You never learn, do you?
Chad: Hey! I'm politically incorrect, and damn proud of it!
Bolt: Yeah, okay. Anyway....
FADE OUT
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 7, 2006 4:23:21 GMT -5
*Toom E is sitting in his office when there is a knock on the door.*
TED: Enter
*Spaz walks in.*
S: Hey there boss.
TED: What can I do for you Spaz?
S: I think I am ready to announce the challenger for my title now.
TED: Sorry Spaz but you were taking too long to decide that I have already decided for you!
S: Um, ok so who am I facing then?
TED: Oh no, I'm not going to tell you yet. You will find out when the time is right.
S: I don't care who it is I will beat them & keep this title around my waist!
*Spaz then turns & walks out of Toom E's office towards the Gen. Tech locker room.*
CUT TO PROMO FOR SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
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Post by Rick Raskall on Jul 7, 2006 10:25:34 GMT -5
(Video package. Zoom in on a man wearing a red and white mask with a brown ponytail sticking out of the back. He has a cheesy Latino accent, like Chris Kattan in that stupid SNL sketch.)
Man: 'Ello everybody. I am ze Sexy Dynamo. You may be asking yourself, why do they call me...Sexy Dynamo? Well...
(Pan out to reveal that he is lying on a loveseat surrounded by hot women, and is wearing only a black Speedo.)
Man: Does zees answer your question? Yes, I thought so. Now, you may be asking yourself, "Why does thees ravishing man wear a mask to cover his face", yes? You see, I was born with a curse. I am just too sexy. One look at my face has been known to cause uncontrollable fits of PASSION. So I remove my mask, and I am drowning in a sea of sexy, you see? One kiss on the leeps of a beautiful lady...
(He leans over and kisses one of the women, who flushes red and faints.)
Man: ...and the result is what you see. Now, you may also be wondering, "What is thees gorgeous man doing on my television screen? What has happened to my regularly scheduled wrestling program?" Well you see, soon I shall be appearing on your regularly scheduled wrestling program. I see the EWT and I see nothing sexy. You may wonder why I come to EWT in the first place. You see, I come to EWT for just that reason. Nothing is sexy in EWT. You see, where Sexy Dynamo goes, the sexy goes. I bring the sexy to EWT. Because you see, every is magnificent...when you're sexy.
(Fade out)
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