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Post by Hensley on Jan 23, 2008 14:29:09 GMT -5
- Hardcore Hensley will not be in action at Common Ground. He has asked for the month off, to help heal some old wounds. Look for him to make an appearance though, possibly for a promo or something.
Source: EWT Insider
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Post by Square on Jan 23, 2008 15:36:27 GMT -5
http://www.wrestling_news.com
Recently EWT superstar "The Holy Father" Darren Matthews rang up Wrestling_News editor Adam Stone with a cutting shoot on EWT, the Holy Father gimmick and life in America.
On his debut match againts the Gaurdinals: "That match was a joke, sorta like the Holy Father gimmick, they screwed me over by shoving me in a stupid fued againts a team that didnt need no rub from me. And they were gonna be put over!"
On The Holy Father gimmick: "Over in the UK I was one of the top stars and when I came to the USA, I get placed with a crap gimmick and jobbed. Reminds me of Burchill. So right now this is the retirement of The Holy Father"
On his Tri State Title Match at Common Grounds: "Unlike Dennis Stamp, I'm booked, but the question that you should be asking is will I show? The answer is simple, ill tell you in my time. Maybe its time for the real Darren Matthews to rise from the ashes of the Holy Father Hell, or maybe I'll just go back to England and take one of those nice contracts from all those promotions wanting Darren Matthews as there top star"
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 24, 2008 10:15:15 GMT -5
EWT.com ExclusiveTaking time from his busy publicity tour for EWT, we sat down with injured star Jobby McJobberston. He is doing well, saying the bones that broke weren't as severe as thought before. But still he is wearing a huge cask that he says "itches like Allison Reynolds does with her dandruff", complete with the fashion that only Jobby would love: a neon rainbow. When asked of his tag partner's freak out and later appear in WHOA, he grew stern. "He's just as frustrated like I am. But just like Axel Foley, we will be back to outsmart our own Victor Maitlands who are currently the champs. This break has made me realize, more than ever, that EWT needs help. And we just maybe the ones." He later went on to say that he's happy for Juri's title win and wishes her the best of luck against Lily-Rose. And "Hi, Molly!" whatever that means. When asked of what he is planning in the upcoming months, he said that he is planning on bring in an expert on tag teams to help the Posse to come back better than ever. Adding: "Those who continue to support the both of us... Don't stop believing."
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Post by Cast of Heroes on Jan 27, 2008 13:02:42 GMT -5
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My body is a finely tuned machine capable of incomprehensible damage. While others break down or need new parts, I continue to produce my wears. And what exactly are my wares? An ecstasy of cataclysmic violence not for the sake of destruction, but in order to SAVE.
My body is an everchanging vessel for my MESSAGE. I used to be mere zooplankton in the world's ocean, who's only abilities were my voice and my knack for swinging plunder. Now, I feel my muscle fiber expanding. I'm getting bigger. And as the fiber grows, my need for spoken word shrinks. I no longer need to spout the never-ending message of THE END IS NEAR. My body will do that for me. From here on out, I'm mute.
My body is a thing of beauty. It has the ability to stop women and men dead in their tracks. But like the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, sampling this fruit comes with consequence. I am all of life's twists and and turns personified, and you have no brakes.
Finely tuned. Everchanging Vessel. Thing of Beauty. Those are just a few phrases that can describe the Cast of Heroes. The veil will be lifted soon, don't worry. We're just waiting for the right TIME.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jan 28, 2008 2:23:43 GMT -5
StockholmSyndromeWrestling.com
BREAKING NEWS: Police find new leads in ongoing search for Spyke Johannson.
OSLO, NORWAY- Police in Olso on Saturday questioned 12-year old wrestling fan Lars Bergstraand when he was seen leaving an indy wrestling event holding a signed picture of Spyke Johannson. Investigators are still looking into the authenticity of autograph, but it seems legit according to our source at the scene.
"I spotted him walking towards the bathroom." Bergstraand says. "He was wearing sunglasses and was acting very suspiciously. He told me he'd sign the picture if I didn't tell anyone I saw him. The strange thing is, he looked a little bit older than he does on TV, I couldn't see him very well, since he had his face covered as well, but I was sure it was him, since he was also wearing a Spyke Johannson Gen. Tech shirt. My friend asked me where I got the picture and I just told him a vendor sold it to me. When he went to the vendor to buy one of his own, the vendor told him that he never had any and the jig was up. The vendor ended up calling the police down to the event and I had to tell them everything."
Lead detective Gregor Barnes gave us his take on the situation.
"If what he's telling us is true, the Johannson family will be very relieved to know that Spyke is still alive. The only thing now is finding out if it's REALLY him, and tracking him down."
Nobody else at the event could recall seeing "Spyke" at the show during any point. Not even Bergstraand could recollect even seeing "Spyke" leave the bathroom.
"I was so shocked and excited about the autograph, knowing that Spyke is still alive, that I didn't even notice him leave."
We will be bringing you more details on the situation as they come in.
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Post by liontamer12 on Jan 30, 2008 5:35:42 GMT -5
-From pwi.com-
Amnestria, former LWF Tag Team Champion, is in discussions with physicians and EWT staff in the possibility of entering competition in the near future. Although things are looking pretty hopeful for the young girl no decision has been made.
A report on Virus's condition came in today from an undisclosed source stating that, "Virus's condition is on the home stretch. He has worked well with his physical therapists and we are glad to announce that it is a strong possibility that he will be returning to the ring."
In other news, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling is the biggest piece of crap on the planet.
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Jan 30, 2008 11:11:48 GMT -5
From www.preparetobeinfected.net - The Official Unofficial Virus Fansite ----- VIRUS REACTION TO PWI RUMORS INSIDE posted by the Webmaster, 8:13 AM PST January 30th Virus was very quick to give me a statement regarding the rumors posted at PWI.com earlier today: "1) and 2): Never say never, I guess. My docs sound a little less optimistic than they seem to have been to PWI, but I suppose a neck injury is a very dangerous thing. 3) No comment."
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Post by Cast of Heroes on Jan 30, 2008 18:23:47 GMT -5
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Love Tricks.
It makes you believe things that aren't true. It makes you see things that aren't there. It makes you want to take bullets for people you usually wouldn't care about.
Love Changes.
It makes you change your looks. Who you talk to. Who you don't talk to. Where you live. How you act.
Love Kills.
And when she takes her claws out of your heart, it'll leave you worse off then when you started.
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Black Masks. Trench Coats.
Hides the faces. Conceals the weapons.
Black Masks and Trench Coats shall be in full force in EWT.
But just who is under the mask? Who is under the coat?
Don't worry Mr. Duke. Don't worry. You'll find out soon. Soon.
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Post by Cast of Heroes on Jan 31, 2008 23:36:33 GMT -5
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Eventually, everything falls.
Empires.
Mortality Rates.
Romantics.
Population Counts.
Heart Rates.
Species.
They all fall. One "empire" will fall, and be replaced with another. The cult of ONE shall fall first victim of The Cast.
Watch your back.
If you feel a tugging on your cape, it'll be too late....
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Post by Cast of Heroes on Feb 3, 2008 12:27:56 GMT -5
We seem to constantly receive two questions.
"Who are you?" and "Did you really attack Andy Duke"
The first question cannot be answered here and now, but you will have your answer soon enough.
Yes, we really did attack Andy Duke. Why?
Well, that you'll find out soon enough, as well.
Sorry for benign so vague.
No you're not. You LOVE it.
What we're trying to say is, we had our reasons. They're very good reasons. We will reveal what they are when the time is right. Unfortunately for you, that time is not now.
But that time will come. Sooner than you'll think.
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Post by The Line on Feb 6, 2008 17:35:05 GMT -5
Source:WrestleNewz.co.uk _____
-It is being reported that the character "Sam"(Andy Duke's lady friend) is officially off of TV, and that the attack last night was a way to write her off. She was never supposed to be a permanent character, as she had no wrestling background at all. She is an actress friend of Andy's.
-Rumors are running around like crazy about just who will be revealed as The Cast of Heroes at Common Ground. We have an exclusive source saying that its most likely a coalition of teams that were in the failed "Tag Team Invite". Especially since the CoH blogs are written in Red, Pink, and Yellow, which were three of the "team colors" used in the Invite.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 7, 2008 13:01:59 GMT -5
Source: EWTBackstageHeat.com
-Rumours abound that EWT has signed 2 wrestlers formerly contracted to smalltime e-fed HLW. These wrestlers are said to be coming in with the gimmick of wannabe invaders from another promotion, ala the nWo only on a considerably smaller scale. It is said that both wrestlers have been looking to sign with EWT for some time and are equally anxious for their chance to debut on the big stage.
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 7, 2008 18:31:28 GMT -5
Source: Wrasslenewz.wrasslin
Word has it that former OX and Tri-State Champion, David Davies, may be returning to EWT ring action in the near future. Last seen taking on the Nyrds as allies and proteges, Dave's last recorded match for EWT was the bloody brawl with former EWT Champ Dorf. Due to reasons unknown, soon after the affair, Davies and his Nyrds silently exited EWT competition, and haven't been seen or heard from since. Recently, however, Davies has expressed interest in returning to the ring, as well as with a new partner, failed EWT wrestler Brian Gold, whom was Dave's first partner in wrestling to begin with. We at Wrasslenewz have nothing more than hearsay at the moment, but will keep you up to date on any further notable reports.
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Post by Cast of Heroes on Feb 9, 2008 19:10:04 GMT -5
Come one, Come all and witness a new Dawn.
The Dawning of a new Age.
The Dawning of a new Revloultion.
The Dawning of a new Pollution.
The Dawning of a new Solution.
But you still have time to repent. Not much time, but time none the less.
If you do not join us, there is no gaurentee of your safety.
The Sun will set now, and will rise at Common Ground.
Andy, I'm so sorry. It had to happen. Please understand.
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Post by The Line on Feb 9, 2008 19:29:15 GMT -5
EXCLUSIVE EWT.COM INTERVIEW!
Recently, Sum Guy sat down with "Insecticidal" Andy Duke to discuss what has been going on recently. This is part of that interview
Guy: So, first off, who exactly do you think this "Cast of Heroes" is?
Duke: I just don't know. I mean, I've investigated hundreds of leads, and each one comes up empty. Whoever they are, they're good at not wanting to be found out, and I'm just going to wait and find out like the rest of you.
Guy: Can you give us any update on Sam's condition?
Duke: Last I heard, she's ok and at home.
Guy: Last you heard?
Duke: Yeah. Because of all thats happened the last couple of weeks, she thought it would be best that we went our seperate ways. At least until I got my head together.
Guy: I'm sorry. We won't talk about that anymore. So, your thoughts about your match at Common Ground?
Duke: Well, I've never personally clashed with Jack, but I've fought his cousing Jason many times before. From what I've seen of Jack, he's very good, but still beatable. I plan on going out and doing my best.
Guy: What about the Cast of Heroes? They say they're making their debut at Common Ground!
Duke: And? If they want a fight, I'd be more than willing to bring them one. These bastards took me out for a whole month. I'd gladly love to return the favor.
Guy: Well, good luck at the PPV, and good luck with everything else.
Duke: Thanks Guy.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Feb 9, 2008 20:26:34 GMT -5
Source: www.Ican'tbelieveit'snotwrestling.com - News has come across the wire that the EWT has terminated the exclusive contracts with Danny Ashley, Titan, and Houston. All three superstars are still on contract with the EWT, but with a stipulation of paid per perfomance. The three wrestlers have stated that the constant work schedule of the EWT was too harsh for them at the moment and they want to settle back down into the indy circuit for a few months. They currently are signed to OPWF, the promotion that Joe Bher worked for before Koda Kazar brought him into the EWT.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Feb 9, 2008 20:32:45 GMT -5
www.StockholmSyndromeWrestling.comBreaking News Spyke Johannson Never Really Missing. Was Enjoying Time off in Northern Sweden. Story by: Kay Fabian STOCKHOLM- Nearly 2 weeks ago, it was reported that Spyke was seen at an indy show in Oslo, Norway. The report, however, turned out to be false as Spyke look-alike, Bosco Williams was arrested for impersonating a missing person and therefore interfering in a police investigation. Spyke returned from Northern Sweden where he was mostly cut off from the outside world, to the USA, earlier this week to find out about the news. "I was surprised." Spyke told reporters. "I had no idea why everyone thought I was missing. I left a note on the fridge of my parents house, telling them where I was going." The note was found by Gunnar Johannson, Spyke's dad. The note had somehow made its way under the fridge, out of sight to any of the Johannson family. "I had found the note when I dropped my spoon on the floor and it slid under the fridge. But by that time Spyke was already on TV being interviewed by the press corps." When asked when Spyke was planning on returning to EWT, Spyke simply said "No comment," abruptly ended the interview and drove away.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 10, 2008 23:17:10 GMT -5
Source: www.lolillpretendyousaidwrestling.com-Mike Corral and Chad Michaels (known collectively as Rated X) have returned from an extensive tour of the independants. Mike recently worked with EwC, winning the Tag Team Titles alongside Jamal Jackson, while Chad travelled to JAPW, where he met and trained with Low-Ki before entering PCW, where he recently defeated 'HBK' Andy Gee. Both are excited to return to EWT, a place that they have called hom since September 2005. -Unfortunately, Marcus Saxton will not be returning. Having found a steady gig in the new APW promotion, Marcus has opted not to return. EWT wishes him the best in all his future endeavors.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Feb 12, 2008 22:39:57 GMT -5
www.CookWrestling.newz--The Return of Rachael Leigh Cook, Why Was It Kept A Secret?-- Story By: Alfa Romeo ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA- On January 27th, one woman sat in her apartment watching the Royal Rumble with her friends, when John Cena came out as the 30th entrant into the Rumble match. While everyone remarked how surprised they were, Rachael Leigh Cook was inspired. "It caught everyone off-guard, me included" said the EWT Girl Next Door. "I had been wanting to make my return to EWT for a while. I had called EWT a few days before the Rumble to tell them that I was coming back. They told me they were going to prepare some vignettes. After seeing the Cena return, I called EWT back and said 'Cancel the vignettes.'" While realizing that her own surprise return may not have made as many waves as Cena's did, she has been getting a few compliments backstage. "I didn't tell ANYBODY that I would be coming back. Everyone was really surprised to see me. It was good to see some old friends, and meet some new ones. I'm really looking forward to working with the rest of the GNDs. My goal at the moment is to just get in the ring, kick some ass, and get back into the swing of things. Look out ladies! Rachael Leigh Cook is back, and ready to take her belt back!"
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Post by bollywood on Feb 16, 2008 21:11:07 GMT -5
Source lolwrestling
Mahavir to receive name change?
Rumor has it that current Tri-State champion Mahavir Abha may be in line for a name change due to legal matters with his previous production company.
The company is claiming that Mahavir is making money off the name they gave him years ago when his career first started. If Mahavir's name is not changed in the near future, the company may resort to seek legal action.
Word has it that Mahavir Abha has no problem changing his name, feeling that it's the character that has won him over with the EWT audience... well, that Jasmyne's crazy lesbian antics.
Pending which road management will take, a name change to Mahavir may occur as soon as after Common Ground.
Stay tuned for further updates.
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