The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Aug 3, 2007 15:41:50 GMT -5
Source: www.EWTinsider.com-Many questions have been asked about new talent appearing in EWT. It has been brought to our attention that many new grapplers were signed during Oceanic's time as GM. The reason they are being used despite EWT's financial hardships is because it would cause more to release them outright than it would to try and make money off them on TV. Two notable signings are Alexa King, Andy Duke's girlfriend, and Exner, who will debut next week. If agreements can't be made, more talent may debut. -Other financial news. It appears that Oceanic made another purchase during her reign as GM, this one being new EWT WORLD Tag team Titles, despite the fact that Duke and Doe have yet to meet all the requirments as of yet. Their matches in Japan and Australia have taken place, but we don't know how they went. If they lost either match, expect an ebay auction in the future.
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Smarky
Mike the Goon
Posts: 14
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Post by Smarky on Aug 4, 2007 21:09:54 GMT -5
www.ewt.comSmarky Banned from EWT.comAs of an hour ago, EWT Superstar Smarky has been banned from EWT.com for attempting to hack into the Old School Predictions thread and edit every post to read "Smarky and The Other Guy Win, Boo-ya!" Virus could not be reached for comment. John Valentine and Andy Davidson were too busy laughing to comment.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 4, 2007 22:10:17 GMT -5
From rumormillwrestling.com: It appears Toom E Dangerously is in cahoots on bringing oceanic's reign to an end in a very bad way. In the most recent Match Board, he booked her against the Great Khali, Kane, & Batista. It appears that Mr. Dangerously has some sort of bond with 2 of the superstars, judging by these pictures obtained from an EWT fan. We shall see how this all plays out with oceanic's upcoming Tri-State Championship Match against the 3 superstars.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
Posts: 8,677,836
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 4, 2007 22:24:05 GMT -5
www.shockingtruth.comRagnal's response to seeing a picture of Toom E. with Kane: "Toomi...I'm F***ing jealous."
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Post by maxx420 on Aug 9, 2007 17:11:33 GMT -5
Jeremy Borash: Hey there EWT fans. Jeremy Borash here & have we got a treat for you? Some exclusive EWT-OnlineDOTcom footage from after BK3K's last EWT match against Team Ireland's Sean McCann & Aidan Donnelly.
*As "Stayin' Alive" continues to play Maxx & Erik stand mid-ring as the referee holds their arms in victory. Erik & Maxx help Aidan & Sean to their feet & shake hands their opponents in their last EWT match. Coach O'Hare also enters the ring to shake hands with the departing Boogie Knights. Maxx is about to request a microphone, but before he can, Ratings comes walking down the ramp. "The Palm Springs Playboy" receives a few boos as he makes his way to the ring, but some fans realize why he is there. He enters the ring & extends a hand to Erik. Erik slaps Ratings' hand aside & instead embraces the man. Maxx also joins in the group hug & all 3 get a little teared up. Ratings stands in between & raises the hands of his former team-mates aloft to a rousing ovation from the fans. "The Garc" hands a mic to Maxx.*
Maxx: Thanks... Just, I'd like to express my gratitude to you EWT fans... Without any of you this wouldn't be possible. Ratings, without this guy, neither Erik nor I would have come here. The guys in KPW that were willing to give a rookie team like BK3K the chance to shine. And, of course, my tag-team partner for life Erik Majors.
*Maxx hands the mic over to Erik*
Erik: Well, I think that Maxx said all that I really had to say as well. The only others left to thank are our opponents tonight, Sean & Aidan. It's hard to think of a better team we could have faced in our last EWT match than you two. Hey, we may not have got to the lofty heights we desired when we first arrived here, but damn it if we didn't enjoy the ride all the way. Fact is, we worked here, with the best in the world. No-one can take away from the fact that we can officially be counted among the best in the world. Every time we stepped out from behind that curtain, it was an honour to perform here. Thanks to everyone. Thanks to Ratings, thanks to you fans, thanks to Toom E. Dangerously.
*He hands the mic back to Maxx*
Maxx: This may not have been the most physically obvious rewarding gig we've had, but it was easily the most enjoyable.
Erik: Semper Fi!
Maxx: It truly has been Awesome... Awesome to the Maxx!
*"Stayin' Alive" starts playing again. Maxx & Erik climb a turnbuckle each & pose for the fans as Team Ireland & Ratings stand in the ring clapping. BK3K dismount the turnbuckles & shake hands with Aidan & Sean again. Another group hug with Ratings & all three men head back up the ramp a little teary eyed; Ratings, holding the arms of his friends aloft as we fade to black.*
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
Posts: 8,677,836
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 12, 2007 23:52:07 GMT -5
www.shockingtruth.comYup, you guessed it If you've either read the spoilers for Old School by now, or actually paid for the show so that EWT's pockets can become rich again, then you're thinking someone typed the winner of the EWT World title match wrong. Your eyes are not deceiving you. Yes, Joe One won the polls, defeated Mike Ragnal, and is now EWT's World Heavyweight Champion. All of this means that Ragnal has not signed for a new contract with EWT, and therefore...well...we're not going to say anything more. Even this web administrator is having a hard time typing it. But Mike Ragnal will make the news official...soon.
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TJT
AC Slater
It's fun to be perfect.
Posts: 109
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Post by TJT on Aug 13, 2007 0:09:38 GMT -5
www.TJT-online.net/blog/thundernlightning"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! This is Jimmy Thunder, the new...new...NEW~!...EWT World Tag Team Champion (I'm sharin' a belt with my bro Jason Jupiter, but ya know, he's pretty damn cool, so it's all good) comin' atcha, and I got some news. We've got a HUGE announcement (and then some!) set for the EWT fans very soon. Also, we have some contractual obligations to work out, so don't expect us to be defending this gold just yet. Besides, we're headed out to an Olympus Club (one 'o Jason's many clubs that he owns) to listen to some jazz, get some drinks...and uh...as Terina fills out our papers and such with our attorneys, me and Jason will scramble and check out some of the lovely ladies that frequent such places...if ya know what I mean. Hella lotta fun, be sure. But in the meantime all you fans out there... KEEP HITTIN' HARD AND SHOOTIN' BIG!" -Jimmy Thunder, one of your *new* EWT World Tag Team Champions
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Post by chanceconfidence on Aug 13, 2007 2:40:29 GMT -5
EWT NEWZ!1!
Chance Confidence has announced that as his first official act in his return to the EWT, he will be bringing back CHANCE TIME, with his first guest since it's return being of course... none other than Ratings. He also intends to explain exactly why he did what he did, discussing such topics as avoiding Merc, helping Cassinova, and of course... his new apparent alliance with Ratings.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
Posts: 8,371
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Aug 13, 2007 2:48:02 GMT -5
EWT.com
Upon the end of the Last Man Standing Match, Mysth was quickly taken to the hospital with possible multiple injuries. This comes at just around the time that he was set to take a break from the ring, so depending upon how you view it this may or may not be a good thing. As assumed, Crow has not been seen since going through the ring. EWT officials have decided not to comment on his whereabouts other than saying...
"We have a pirate on our roster?!"
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
Posts: 8,061
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Aug 13, 2007 5:20:26 GMT -5
from www.SpykeJohannson.comNOOZ AND ROOMERZ! -Spyke has been receiving praise lately for his in ring work as of late from the guys backstage. The promo he cut a few days ago was said to cause a stir of some sorts and got some people thinking. -Spyke has reportedly been approached by a big name about a possible match at the next PPV. Workers are keeping hush about who this big name is, but one wrestler was quoted as saying "This could make Spyke's career right here." -Spyke is also scheduled to face Voltigeur at the next PPV in a rematch for the Toolshed Title. How this will play out, if the "big name" rumor is indeed true, remains to be seen. -Spyke is scheduled to appear at the Grand Opening of a Taco Bell in Birmingham, Alabama this Friday. Taco Bell, due to the support of Spyke Johannson since debuting in EWT, has announced for a limited time only the "Spyke Johannson special." 6 Crunchy tacos and a large Mountain Dew Baja Blast for only $5.99. Executives from Yum! Brands (Taco Bell's parent company) presented Spyke with a card for free food for life at any Yum! Brands restaurants (Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut). Moose Jackson is said to be "super jealous." -Spyke is responsible for the hiring of newcomer Ronnie L. Cordova. Cordova is a recent graduate of the Grand Rapids Championship Wrestling school. Spyke said of Cordova "He was oozing with charisma when I saw him wrestle at a GRCW show. I convinced Toomi to sign him, and it seems to have paid off, the fans and the boys in the back love him." For more NOOZ AND ROOMERZ! stay tuned to SpykeJohannson.com
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 13, 2007 5:54:45 GMT -5
~ JN-INSIDER ~ Just when you thought you knew it all! ~
- Old School is in the books and so far it has been considered a good show, expect buyrates to be high.
- Curly Long and Mr. Big were taken out of action due to another holiday demand! Expect the pair back in a weeks time.
- Backstage trainers and agents all feel Mr. Bad has potential, thus he will be getting a singles push.
- Maelstrom and Sum Guy opened a local children's hospital last week, fans gathered for photos and a chance to meet the EWT Superstar and the bumbling interview man. Everyone was said to have had a good time especially when Maelstrom got Sum Guy to sell of his new BMW for charity!
~ Credit - Roving reporter Joe Kerr!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 13, 2007 11:09:34 GMT -5
EWT On-line Exclusive:
Dorfman Industries is now 50% owner of Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation.
This announcement was made by the owner of Dorfman Industries, as well as former EWT Heavyweight Champion & current superstar, dorf. An EWT Exclusive video shows how this all came about during Old School, live on pay per view:
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
Posts: 12,259
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Post by Ass Dan on Aug 13, 2007 17:14:49 GMT -5
www.itsstillrealtousdammit.org-New World Heavyweight Champion Joe One and Lull Songstra have been acting friendly backstage. However, the likelyhood of Coming Attractions Productions joing forces with Minipax are unlikely. -The person playing the role of BB was rushed from the airport to the limo wearing a black hood over his head. His attire was described by onlookers as 'not at all eliquent'. Whether this was intentional or not has yet to be seen.
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Post by liontamer12 on Aug 13, 2007 17:31:55 GMT -5
- From www.pwi.com - Amnestria is under serious negotiations to sign a permanent contract with the EWT. No more information has been released at this time. -Pro Wrestling Insider
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Aug 14, 2007 3:51:20 GMT -5
From EWT-ONLINE.COM/breaking/virusgonemissing: ===== EWT Superstar Virus has not been seen since his strange show of confusion at Old School. Virus has not informed EWT management of his whereabouts, but is still on active duty with the company and is expected to turn in a match against Raven sometime later this week. ***** From www.preparetobeinfected.net/forum:*EWT SPOILERS* WHAT THE HELL?!? posted by LWFfan90210 on August 13 at 9:00am GMT-7 That bit with Virus and Amnestria at the end of the tag-team match was AWESOME, but it was confusing at the same time... I've seen something similar to that in the Lewiston Wrestling Federation before, but... well... let's just say it turned out a whole lot worse than what we saw there. I'm very excited to see where they go with this.
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Post by liontamer12 on Aug 14, 2007 7:30:14 GMT -5
- From www.pwi.com - It has been confirmed; Amnestria has signed a three-month contract with the EWT. Also, she sustained no injury at Old School last Sunday and is in top shape. EWT must be excited with their new acquisition. -Pro Wrestling Insider
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Post by The Bad Man on Aug 14, 2007 8:51:45 GMT -5
- The Bad Man Blog -
Flehe ... Flheh ... Read on my friends .. Read on .. this is the start of The Bad Man's weekly diary of pain .. flheh.
"Jose and Joel were perfect this week, there ripe fresh bodies easy to bruise and bust open. I tasted there blood and I wanted more. I've been promised .. more .. flheh ..
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I know I'll keep that promise ... flheh ... flheh!"
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
Posts: 4,236
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Post by Ratings on Aug 15, 2007 14:30:27 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling.com--It appears that the newly forged alliance between Ratings and the returning Chance Confidence is in for the long run. Creative and agents alike see that the pairing can become a main threat to anyone in EWT and could be the biggest push of their careers at this time. --Fans may have noticed that Team Ireland has not been in seen much on EWT TV lately. It turns out that all five members had returned to their home nation of Ireland to take part in a couple of tribute shows in the wrestling promotions where they got their start in. According to a fan present at one of the events, Aidan Donnelly & Sean McCann defeated Rory Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzrory in an Irish bar brawl; Liam O'Neil defeated Brian O'Brien in a Headbutting contest; Pat O'Hare lost to Charlie McAllister in a drinking contest after Liam slipped the pill into the wrong drink and the highlight of the event, Shane Malone defeated local legend Mickie McMickie in the first ever midget putting contest. Afterwards, the five and the rest of crowd left the pub and headed to the wrestling arena for the show. Unfortunately, our correspondent passed out prior to the opening bell, as did the rest of audience and wrestlers. Other than a nasty hangover, Team Ireland is eager to return to the States and resume their feud with Mahavir Abha. They should be back by the end of the week. Speaking of Mahavir, there was said to be some backstage heat on his girlfriend, Jasmyne. Apparently, the boys in back were upset at the erotic exotic beauty for taking more of the attracted "ring rats" after the show. The heat initially cooled off however when Jasmyne invited the boys to watch and all was forgiven. Hey remember Lance Strong, American Strong? Neither do we, so f*** him.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
Posts: 8,371
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Aug 17, 2007 4:35:01 GMT -5
EWT.com
As per expected, since Ferhago Crow has not been seen since Old School, EWT officials have decided to cancel his match with Senshi. Upon hearing this, Senshi was hear to have uttered:
"CANCEL MY MATCH!? YOU WILL RESPECT LOW-KI'S WORK ETHIC!"
He was kicked out of the arena.
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Post by Redface: Dispenser of Justice on Aug 17, 2007 10:38:53 GMT -5
EWT Exclusive!
Next week! Redface Rodgers speaks for the first time since joining Minipax!
More on this story as it develops!
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