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Post by Alucard on Aug 13, 2008 19:39:00 GMT -5
So, yesterday I went to my across the street neighbor's pool, there were several different types of pool toys about, and for some reason I thought it'd be a GREAT idea to try to fit my entire self into a clear light green innertube meant for a kid. I got it down past my shoulders somehow and it got stuck. I couldn't pull it down around my trunks for fear of the swimtrunks coming off along with them, so I struggled and thrashed about for like 15 minutes until I finally swallowed my pride and had someone pull me out of it while I raised my arms up. It wasn't funny then ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) but I can laugh about it now. Funny thing is like...widthwise I'm not really that big of a dude. I just wasn't meant to fit in that particular tube it seems. ALSO: (what the thread was originally about until the hilarity of the innertube incident was realized) I hurt myself pretty bad doing a frog splash onto a thick foam rubber raft into a pool yesterday. I think I did the frog splash pretty well (better than say, Chavo or AJ Styles at least), but my ribs ached for quite a while after I did that. They're fine today. I had no idea there would be that much impact involved ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) Not quite up to par with stevie's 'sault onto a kid, but hey, similar. YES, you're not crazy, this thread has been edited.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 13, 2008 19:39:47 GMT -5
Yeah, it's funnier when you make small kids cry. Hurting yourself just makes me feel bad for you.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 13, 2008 20:28:53 GMT -5
No crying kids?
I wasted 30 seconds for this?
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Post by Alucard on Aug 13, 2008 20:29:42 GMT -5
*sigh* fine, I'll make some kid cry tomorrow ya ingrates!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 13, 2008 20:30:46 GMT -5
I did feel bad for you though!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 13, 2008 20:31:03 GMT -5
*sigh* fine, I'll make some kid cry tomorrow ya ingrates! Yay!
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Post by Alucard on Aug 13, 2008 20:33:20 GMT -5
I did feel bad for you though! Ahh, I live by the philosophy of: If I hurt myself in a comedic, unusual, or unusually unfortunate matter, it's better to laugh at me than feel bad, because chances are I'm already laughing at myself after it happened. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) PS if it helps I also got myself STUCK inside of a child's inner tube pool toy and spent about 15 minutes struggling to get out of it.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 13, 2008 20:36:23 GMT -5
I did feel bad for you though! Ahh, I live by the philosophy of: If I hurt myself in a comedic, unusual, or unusually unfortunate matter, it's better to laugh at me than feel bad, because chances are I'm already laughing at myself after it happened. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) PS if it helps I also got myself STUCK inside of a child's inner tube pool toy and spent about 15 minutes struggling to get out of it. Well that last part is point and laugh worthy.
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Post by Alucard on Aug 13, 2008 20:37:36 GMT -5
It wasn't funny then.
But it sure as hell is now.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 13, 2008 20:42:07 GMT -5
I did feel bad for you though! Ahh, I live by the philosophy of: If I hurt myself in a comedic, unusual, or unusually unfortunate matter, it's better to laugh at me than feel bad, because chances are I'm already laughing at myself after it happened. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) PS if it helps I also got myself STUCK inside of a child's inner tube pool toy and spent about 15 minutes struggling to get out of it. You should have said this before. Now your story is instantly better. All you need is a funnier thread title, and you'd be the biggest thing on this forum since stevierichardsfan!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 13, 2008 20:43:56 GMT -5
And a few badly spelled words (sorry stevie).
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Post by The Wraith on Aug 13, 2008 20:48:04 GMT -5
And a few badly spelled words (sorry stevie). What do you mean "a few"?
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Post by Alucard on Aug 13, 2008 20:49:26 GMT -5
There we go.
PS, I don't misspell many words but I do improperly use commas all the time (comma splices), does that count?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 13, 2008 20:51:24 GMT -5
This thread is now instantly amazing!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 13, 2008 20:51:39 GMT -5
And a few badly spelled words (sorry stevie). What do you mean "a few"? I'm being nice. Stevie's a good kid.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 13, 2008 20:54:34 GMT -5
What do you mean "a few"? I'm being nice. Stevie's a good kid. He is. But, man........
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 13, 2008 20:54:39 GMT -5
If you did that frog splash better than AJ Styles, does that now make you the 'Phenomenalist One'?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 13, 2008 20:55:18 GMT -5
I'm being nice. Stevie's a good kid. He is. But, man........ I know, I know.
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Post by Alucard on Aug 13, 2008 20:55:33 GMT -5
If you did that frog splash better than AJ Styles, does that now make you the 'Phenomenalist One'? Nah...not really...he still does everything else better ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png)
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 13, 2008 20:56:19 GMT -5
Yer a better promo though.
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