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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Aug 19, 2008 0:31:23 GMT -5
Alright, so we always picked on this kid in high school for being a real creeper. He was caught getting a BJ from a fat chick on the railroad tracks one day after school. So, it came as no surprise to me when I got a postcard in the mail notifying me of a sex offender in the area. www.icrimewatch.net/offenderdetails.php?OfndrID=634829&AgencyID=53937 |
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Post by cheeseisgood on Aug 19, 2008 0:33:14 GMT -5
LOL.
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Post by Tyfo on Aug 19, 2008 0:34:53 GMT -5
I'm waiting on similar notifications on 2 or 3 people I went to high school with.
They just had the look, attitude, etc. like they were going to end up on the sex offender list one day. I mean I hope they don't but you know.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 19, 2008 0:37:08 GMT -5
Still, one wonders what KIND of sex offender. Like, did he accidentally grab someone's chest, was he flashing nuns, was he picking up little kids? A lot of flavors of creep.
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Aug 19, 2008 0:38:26 GMT -5
Still, one wonders what KIND of sex offender. Like, did he accidentally grab someone's chest, was he flashing nuns, was he picking up little kids? A lot of flavors of creep. Well, the page says his victim was a youth female. By looking at that picture, one can only assume ... |
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 19, 2008 0:44:20 GMT -5
Still, one wonders what KIND of sex offender. Like, did he accidentally grab someone's chest, was he flashing nuns, was he picking up little kids? A lot of flavors of creep. Well, the page says his victim was a youth female. By looking at that picture, one can only assume ... Oh, it does? I didn't bother clicking the link. Yeah, he looks like he just got done sheep humping. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 19, 2008 0:47:39 GMT -5
Heh...Hancock county
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 19, 2008 0:49:47 GMT -5
Well, I know I'll never look at Eric Balfour the same way again.
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Post by Rube on Aug 19, 2008 1:29:41 GMT -5
Damn, my city is crawling with em. Only a handful in my immediate vicinity though. Wouldn't be surprised if someone I knew from school is one of these dots.  |
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Post by Aceorton on Aug 19, 2008 2:23:57 GMT -5
Still, one wonders what KIND of sex offender. Like, did he accidentally grab someone's chest, was he flashing nuns, was he picking up little kids? A lot of flavors of creep. Well, the page says his victim was a youth female. By looking at that picture, one can only assume ... Devil's advocate: It could be something as simple as him having a 15-year-old, consenting girlfriend whose parents figured out who their daughter was running with and blew the whistle. Not that I'm condoning that sort of "relationship," but it happens. The scuzzballs who couldn't get high school girls when they were in high school eventually find some miserable freshman chick when they're 22. |
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Post by Shy Guy on Aug 19, 2008 2:38:14 GMT -5
Well, the page says his victim was a youth female. By looking at that picture, one can only assume ... Devil's advocate: It could be something as simple as him having a 15-year-old, consenting girlfriend whose parents figured out who their daughter was running with and blew the whistle. Not that I'm condoning that sort of "relationship," but it happens. The scuzzballs who couldn't get high school girls when they were in high school eventually find some miserable freshman chick when they're 22.  |
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Aug 19, 2008 9:34:52 GMT -5
Big deal. Some kid I went to school with committed vehicular patricide. You want to make this a contest?
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Post by jaywatts on Aug 19, 2008 11:39:16 GMT -5
Hahhahahahahha. I was subconsciously thinking the same thing! Well, I know I'll never look at Eric Balfour the same way again. |
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Post by J-Man R. on Aug 19, 2008 11:43:59 GMT -5
A kid I went to school with shot a nun and a priest for as I quote "the preist rear ended me" I thought it was a car accident but I was wrong
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Post by default on Aug 19, 2008 11:56:01 GMT -5
A girl I went to school with is a sex offender as well. She was a grade or two below me, but rode my bus and I had accounting class with her. Like a year after she graduated apparently, she drove out west to meet some boy she met on the internet (I think he was 15-16) and they went at it. His mom filed the papers and stuff. She came back home for a short time, I ran into her at a store and said hello and then shortly after I guess she moved away. My sister found out about it because she knew the girl's twin sister through mutual friends and softball teams.
That's the only one I'm familiar with. A friend of mine could've been easily, as he started dating a girl who was 14 when he was 18 or 19 and had known her since she was 13. He said he waited until she said she was ready (16, I think... so yeah... he was like 20-21 by then). Her parents didn't care, though, and they're now married with two kids.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Aug 19, 2008 15:20:40 GMT -5
Oh, he looks like a REAL winner, LOL!
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Post by Hypnotix on Aug 19, 2008 15:25:31 GMT -5
Getting a blowjob from a fat chick makes you a sex offender?
*hides*
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Post by bubbles on Aug 19, 2008 15:26:08 GMT -5
One of my friend's from school's cousin got violently attacked and raped. And the strange part is that the guy who did the rape was my friend's girlfriend's cousin.
Also there have been some sexual attacks in my town in the past week and apparently they have caught the guy now and I think he might be a cousin of another friend.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Aug 19, 2008 16:49:28 GMT -5
That's nothing, someone at my school was on the sex offenders list before he even finished school.
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Post by charlie ford on Aug 19, 2008 20:52:22 GMT -5
One of my friend's from school's cousin got violently attacked and raped. And the strange part is that the guy who did the rape was my friend's girlfriend's cousin. Also there have been some sexual attacks in my town in the past week and apparently they have caught the guy now and I think he might be a cousin of another friend. Man you must live in a small town. |
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