Seinfeld character you'd least want as a friend

[erisi236]

None of them really care if you live or die and will more then likely cause your ruin, but who would be the worst one of the bunch to be a friend with or have any interaction at all really?

[B'Cup x]

newman

[Dave at the Movies]

George ya know the cheap short bald one.

[Garee]

George by far

[Janitor From Mars]

I hate George.

[Insomniac]

Kramer. If I killed a man, he'd turn me in.

[teamjd]

I'm (sadly), a lot like George, so I can appreciate him, despite him being a horrible person. I'd totally try and bang Elaine. Jerry is nothing special, but at least he won't be coming up with wacky schemes and eating my food like Kramer. That guy is a mess.

[Dave at the Movies]

Aug 26, 2008 17:07:56 GMT -5 @teamjd said:

I'm (sadly), a lot like George, so I can appreciate him, despite him being a horrible person. I'd totally try and bang Elaine. Jerry is nothing special, but at least he won't be coming up with wacky schemes and eating my food like Kramer. That guy is a mess.

yeah but he would be hilarious to have as a friend. LOL

[teamjd]

Aug 26, 2008 17:09:20 GMT -5 Dave at the Movies said:

yeah but he would be hilarious to have as a friend. LOL

No doubt it could be great, but it could also turn out horribly.

[King Boo]

Kramer would drive me bazoo. Fast.

[C.B Jones]

There is no "none' as an option?

[Batman]

Can't standz ya, Costanza.

[Janitor From Mars]

I wouldn't mind participating in one of Kramer's harebrained schemes.

The bottle cashing episode was hilarious. I once thought about doing the same thing.

[livetowin]

Aug 26, 2008 17:07:48 GMT -5 Insomniac said:

Jerry. If I killed a man, he'd turn me in.

That would be Cosmo.

[Bob Schlapowitz]

Aug 26, 2008 17:05:43 GMT -5 B'Cup x said:

newman

As a member of the U.S. Postal Service, Newman is someone I look up to and admire greatly.

[Insomniac]

Aug 26, 2008 17:49:01 GMT -5 livetowin said:

Aug 26, 2008 17:07:48 GMT -5 Insomniac said:

Jerry. If I killed a man, he'd turn me in.

That would be Cosmo.

Damnit, you're right.

[Goldenbane]

I hate and dispise every single one of these characters.

Jerry: I'm fat, ugly, and out of shape. Sorry to say it, but Jerry is NOT attractive either...yet he has gorgeous women come up to him and want to bang him. I would KILL for such attention! What does Jerry do? "I...just can't date ya...I mean...C'MON...WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT? Ya got man hands...I mean C'MON...WHAT IS...THE DEAL? Those hands...yer a girl...and yer hands are kinda big...I just can't date ya...I know you want to blow me like I've never been blown before and you're richer than sin and more beautiful than any other woman on the planet Earth...but you're hands are just too big...I'm sorry...What is THE DEAL?" I would explode in a fit of rage if I was around and he did this to some girl that I'd die to date. I would go to jail because I swear I would tear his head off and crap down his throat right then and there!

George: George basically has the exact same kinda problem Jerry has. He's dating a very good looking girl...who's incredibly wealthy, and who seems to love him...but the idiot can't make up his mind...when he doesn't have her he wants her so bad...when she's all his he's suddenly a chickencrap moron who wants out of the relationship. Once again, I would kill for the attention from a beautiful woman that he's getting. Once again, I'd break both his arms, tear off his nuts, and make him eat them, one bite at a time.

Kramer: Kramer is a real problem for me. I have a brother who's exactly like him. Doesn't want to EVER work. Always mooches off of everyone. Comes and goes and takes whatever and whenever he feels like. I put up with my brother because he's my brother and I really do love him, but Kramer is no relation, and the first time he comes into my house and starts taking my stuff is the last time he has an unbroken nose.

Elaine: In one episode Elaine met a man who was everything she could have wanted and more. He was PERFECT for her and she loved him to death. HOWEVER he disagreed with her on ONE topic...abortion (he was pro-life I believe) and she went off on him like a Norse Berserker. Sorry, but abortion is a hot topic, and as far as I can tell it will always be a hot topic...and I doubt either side (pro-life or pro-choice) will ever make any real ground any time soon. You find the perfect someone...just don't talk abortion with them, plain and simple...don't throw away everything for one puny stupid idiotic flaw. I'd grab Elaine and bash her head about 50 times with a heavy freezer door.

[Deleted]

Kramer

The guy is a moocher and his wacky zany antics would be funny for 30 minutes a week but any longer and I'd shun him

At least George has a job most of the time plus I'm a cheap bastard like him

[Deleted]

Elaine.

I can related to every other character. She just gets annoying to me.

[Rocky Van Heineken]

I'd want Kramer as my friend. Sure he might borrow my stuff and eat my food, but he's loyal.