Ace Diamond
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Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 24, 2008 20:09:04 GMT -5
Jake Bullet, Cybernautic Detective. I like that! That sounds like the kind of hard-living flat foot who gets the job done by cutting corners and bucking authority. And if those pen-pushers up at City Hall don't like it, well, they can park their over-payed, fat asses on this mid-digit, and swivel till they squeal like pigs on a honeymoon! Or it might just be traffic control
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Lupin the Third
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 24, 2008 21:29:07 GMT -5
We will cease to be HERE, because none of this will have occurred. But we will exist back on Red Dwarf, before all this began. With, of course, no memory of these events, which, of course, never happened. And as these events never happened, we will have no memory of them. In which case, Mister Rimmer, Sir, I should like to take this opportunity of saying that you are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter! Ah, one of my favorite quotes.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 25, 2008 9:56:27 GMT -5
Oh my God. My name's Billy Doyle and my cologne is Eau De Yak Urine.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 25, 2008 10:33:48 GMT -5
From Ganymede to Titan, yes sir I've been around But there ain't no place in the whole of space Like this tiny toddlin' town.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 28, 2008 19:36:39 GMT -5
Kryten's hilarious defense council for Rimmer.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2008 15:20:47 GMT -5
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 26, 2008 16:03:11 GMT -5
A couple of weeks ago, I had the misfortune of experiencing the Red Dwarf USA pilot. If you are a big fan of Red Dwarf, do yourself a favor and NEVER, EVER, EVER WATCH IT EVER AT ANY TIME.
I promise you will hate yourself for it.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 26, 2008 16:06:09 GMT -5
Well, it's about damn time. I can wait another year for a final conclusion to the story.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 28, 2008 16:36:09 GMT -5
Here's something that's been kicking around in my head for a couple of months. Considering that I liked Family Guy's take on Star Wars, I wonder how a Family Guy version of Red Dwarf would go down. So far, here's how I'd have the cast lined up:
Peter Griffin as Dave Lister. Fat, slobby, unmotivated, perfectly satisfied to let the world pass him by. Is completely in love with the woman of his dreams, but more often than not makes a minimal effort to be with her.
Stewie Griffin as Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC/SSC. Stewie would be a great Rimmer to Peter's Lister. Overbearing and critical, the antithesis of Lister. Is a nuisance to practically everyone around him. Plus, wouldn't it be fun to see Stewie contract the Holovirus and use Rupert as Mr. Flibble?
Glen Quagmire as The Cat. A natural fit. Quagmire matches Cat's arrogance with his overactive sex drive. Giggity Giggity AAAAOOOOOWWWW!!!
Cleveland Brown as Holly. Cleveland's deadpan delivery and silly non sequiturs make him the ideal character to fill the role of the computer-senile Holly.
Brian Griffin as Kryten 2X4B-523P. This was the toughest choice, but I chose Brian based on his friendship with Peter, and that Kryten/Brian often calls out Lister/Peter on his intelligence and hygiene.
Lois Griffin as Kristine Kochanski. The love of Peter/Lister's life.
Carter Pewterschmidt as Captain Frank Hollister. Always critical and demeaning of the lowlife Peter/Lister.
I'm not saying this should be done, because it probably wouldn't turn out well (see: Red Dwarf USA), but I just thought I'd throw out my idea for a cast.
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