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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 28, 2008 16:45:19 GMT -5
In all seriousness, the best advice I ever got was from my late Uncle Jack the night before I shipped off to Basic Training. (Uncle Jack was in Korea and Vietnam.) He pulled me aside and told me three words I have never and will never forget "No Dumb Moves."
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 28, 2008 16:59:53 GMT -5
If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine. Did you get that advice on your wedding day?
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Aug 28, 2008 17:06:38 GMT -5
Never trust a snake. Or else... *DDT!*
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Post by kittylimits on Aug 28, 2008 17:08:40 GMT -5
"Don't be an idiot."
Whenever I am going to do something, I think, "Would an IDIOT do this...?"
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Aug 28, 2008 17:10:04 GMT -5
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
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Post by thesam07 on Aug 28, 2008 19:37:19 GMT -5
"Sink is the high one, toilet is the low one" and
"You can't beat a dead horse (oh yeah, tell that to my Uncle Charlie. One time he broke eight knuckles beating the smurf out f a dead, waterlogged smurfing horse)"
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Aug 28, 2008 19:44:49 GMT -5
"Nobody cares what you think, nobody will ever care what you think, die alone and be happy about it."
...No, that wasn't it......
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Aug 28, 2008 20:20:30 GMT -5
Not necessarily advice but, "Alcohol, the source of and solution to all life's problems."
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Post by Shy Guy on Aug 28, 2008 20:24:07 GMT -5
"Don't be an idiot." Whenever I am going to do something, I think, "Would an IDIOT do this...?" and if the answer is yes... then i do not do that thing.
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Aug 28, 2008 20:55:19 GMT -5
This, except replace the word idiot with P****.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Aug 29, 2008 0:16:33 GMT -5
If you're looking at a woman from the back and you can see her tits, marry her.
I never followed it, but it was the best advice I was given.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Aug 29, 2008 1:03:02 GMT -5
I'll let Scot Pollard enlighten you firsthand.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Aug 29, 2008 1:44:03 GMT -5
"It can only take a second to get into trouble, but a lifetime to get out of it."
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 29, 2008 1:49:59 GMT -5
"Confucius say it take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it."
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Aug 29, 2008 5:48:28 GMT -5
"you, over there. shut up."
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Post by thesam07 on Aug 29, 2008 6:36:35 GMT -5
I'll let Scot Pollard enlighten you firsthand. Lol
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Post by markdown474 on Aug 29, 2008 7:10:06 GMT -5
"Don't sweat the small stuff."
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