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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Aug 28, 2008 12:36:31 GMT -5
For me, its:
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Post by Secret Clown on Aug 28, 2008 13:00:30 GMT -5
Never eat Yellow snow
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darthalexander
Hank Scorpio
I have a feeling I may end up getting banned soon.
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Post by darthalexander on Aug 28, 2008 13:02:44 GMT -5
If we're going the sarcastic route, it has to be my dad's advice about sex and dating...
I quote:
"Stick it wherever you want Wade, but be careful."
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Post by chibidiablo on Aug 28, 2008 13:27:52 GMT -5
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Aug 28, 2008 13:41:33 GMT -5
Always ask. Open your mouth and speak up. The worst thing that can happen is to be told no. And no is only two little letters. I've taken this to heart. I'm not shy at all, always speak my mind, and ask questions.
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Post by jfbop37 on Aug 28, 2008 13:52:30 GMT -5
*shakes head* From the late, great George Carlin: "Don't get run over." |
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 28, 2008 13:55:03 GMT -5
"He now busy being born is busy dying."
That's why I'm always crawling our of wombs for some reason.
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Scooterdust
ALF
I'm in the center of the epicenter of the pandemic!
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Post by Scooterdust on Aug 28, 2008 14:18:45 GMT -5
"An optimist looks at the glass as half-full. A pessimist is just looking at the wrong half of the glass"
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 28, 2008 14:36:48 GMT -5
Wear sunscreen and the other advice in this song.
Especially something like "advice is a form of nostalgia, be careful who's you've take but be patient with those who give it".
Also never complain about getting old, it's better than the alternative.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 28, 2008 15:06:09 GMT -5
"Keep it simple, stupid."
Seriously the best advice I ever had from an old guy I worked with at a factory.
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Full Moon
Mephisto
"How ya doin' Dave?"
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Post by Full Moon on Aug 28, 2008 15:15:45 GMT -5
"Treat people as you'd want to be treated"
"Go with the flow"
"Do your best the first time so you don't have to come back and do it again"
"You always judge people by your own standards"
"The best revenge is success"
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Jack
Team Rocket
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Post by Jack on Aug 28, 2008 15:16:43 GMT -5
Never pick up the bill
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Aug 28, 2008 15:16:47 GMT -5
"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it."
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Post by The Tank on Aug 28, 2008 15:17:36 GMT -5
When going out with friends, always split the bill.
That way, the waiter gets a smaller tip.
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Post by boomhauer20055 on Aug 28, 2008 15:20:26 GMT -5
Wrap that rascal
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Full Moon
Mephisto
"How ya doin' Dave?"
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Post by Full Moon on Aug 28, 2008 15:22:07 GMT -5
In keeping with the Joker theme, one piece of advice of his that I actually like:  "If you're good at something...never do it for free." |
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Jack
Team Rocket
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Post by Jack on Aug 28, 2008 15:24:41 GMT -5
When taking out a girl, don't hit the face.
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Jobes
Unicron
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Post by Jobes on Aug 28, 2008 15:27:34 GMT -5
When I asked my dad who he was voting for:
"When you pick a jackass to win a race, in the end it's still a jackass."
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Post by Insomniac on Aug 28, 2008 15:50:17 GMT -5
If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 28, 2008 16:02:09 GMT -5
Lord Loves a Working Man, Don't Trust Whitey, See a Doctor and Get Rid Of It
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