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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Sept 1, 2008 12:25:08 GMT -5
OK Crappers, I just saw a quality reference on the WWE Board to the 1996 comedy classic KINGPIN, starring Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid and Big Bad Bill Murray and thought it could stand a little love on this board. I consider this the high point of the Farrelly Brothers career, and indeed one of the high points in the life of every one who ever saw this gem. Get to appreciating!!!!!!
(Roy flosses his teeth in the bathroom)
"What are you doing, Mr Munson?"
"Flossin'"
"Flossin? Where'd I get Munson from?"
"You two know each other?"
"It's a small world when you've got an unbelievable set of tits, Roy"
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Sept 1, 2008 15:47:58 GMT -5
Can you get sick drinkin' piss?
Even if it's your own?
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Sept 1, 2008 15:51:18 GMT -5
 How about one more title, sweetness? |
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Post by JRX on Sept 1, 2008 16:25:22 GMT -5
"Hey everyone! There's a ****cloud coming! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
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Post by Rorschach on Sept 1, 2008 19:09:40 GMT -5
 I'll show myself out. |
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Sept 1, 2008 19:49:18 GMT -5
I'll show myself out. Wilson Fisk is a lot of things....but what's his average? I'm not talking Amish average...I'm talkin' QUAKER average!!!! |
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Lick Ness Monster
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on Sept 1, 2008 20:54:48 GMT -5
This is actually my favorite movie of all time, and to this day, IMO, no other comedy movie has equalled it.
On the surface, it appears to be just another dumb comedy flick, and to be sure, there's plenty of gross-out humor. But it's about SO much more than that - it's played to perfection, it has a truly motivated Farrelly Brothers behind the scenes, it has Bill Murray in perhaps his best and funniest acting performance of all time (and yes, I include his Oscar-nominated "serious" roles) - seriously, is there a more memorable character than Big Ern? - and it's just such a powerful story. Redemption and the power of friendship - we need more movies like "Kingpin."
/gushing over
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Tim
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Tim on Sept 1, 2008 21:17:50 GMT -5
Okay, you wanna bowl for some big money, eh? But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so bombed.
You get that way from ginger ale?
Nah, he was sniffin' glue in the parking lot.
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Post by big nasty on Sept 1, 2008 21:20:14 GMT -5
Okay, you wanna bowl for some big money, eh? But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so bombed. You get that way from ginger ale? Nah, he was sniffin' glue in the parking lot. my favorite line, as well  |
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Lick Ness Monster
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on Sept 1, 2008 21:27:23 GMT -5
If I had to pick a single favorite MOMENT from "Kingpin," it's this exchange, with Roy attempting to wrangle his hand away from the family dog underneath the table.
Mr. Boorg: Do you have any children, brother Hezekiah?
Roy: Oh, none that I know of.
At which point he finally yanks his hand free and nails himself in the face with horrific force. I always have to rewind this at least five times every time I see it.
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Tim
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Tim on Sept 1, 2008 21:37:17 GMT -5
If I had to pick a single favorite MOMENT from "Kingpin," it's this exchange, with Roy attempting to wrangle his hand away from the family dog underneath the table. Mr. Boorg: Do you have any children, brother Hezekiah? Roy: Oh, none that I know of. At which point he finally yanks his hand free and nails himself in the face with horrific force. I always have to rewind this at least five times every time I see it. Yeah. Nasty cheese grating accident as a boy. |
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Post by cheeseisgood on Sept 2, 2008 0:26:36 GMT -5
Every time someone mentions this movie, I feel obligated to tell them that it was filmed in the casino I work at.
So. This movie was filmed in the casino I work at.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Sept 2, 2008 7:41:37 GMT -5
The segment where Woody has the overflowing bucket of milk and he takes a long sip from it, only to be horrified it isn't milk:
"We don't have a cow. We have a bull".
"I'm .....gonna go brush my teeth"
Classic.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Sept 2, 2008 9:14:57 GMT -5
THE BEST Farrelly Brothers movie ever...bar none. one of my faves.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 2, 2008 9:46:15 GMT -5
I would love a bowling ball with a rose in it. That'd be badass.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Sept 2, 2008 10:00:23 GMT -5
I honestly thought this thread was gonna be about Wilson Fisk, the Kingpin of Crime.
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Post by mediamaven on Sept 3, 2008 0:21:57 GMT -5
"You don't go mowin' another man's lawn you freaky piece of s***"
"Yeah, well you didn't have to throw hot sauce in his eyes."
"I didn't want them to think we were in cahoots."
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Post by Voldemar H. "Brak" Guerta on Sept 3, 2008 2:32:13 GMT -5
Truly great comedy. I even giggled when I saw G4 touting their showing of it a few weeks back. Who cares why they showed it, it's freakin' Kingpin, man!
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Sept 3, 2008 3:19:43 GMT -5
Pow! all at once.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Sept 3, 2008 8:36:52 GMT -5
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