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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Aug 31, 2008 19:51:18 GMT -5
How the hell did Lucia get inside your castle in Suikoden 2? Your room is at the top of the tallest tower and the only way she could have gotten in would have been via the roof.
Either she can fly or she is the greatest rock climber ever
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Aug 31, 2008 19:57:31 GMT -5
Robotnik has more military power and weapons than the USA and Russia combined, yet he can't seem to kill Sonic. well possibly because he uses brainwashed cute animals as his expendable soldiers. I guess you could say Robotnick was the role model for pokemon trainers everywhere. Not really a plot hole just a Pulp fiction-esque type question... If Tails's real name is Miles Prower (based off miles per hour) wouldn't his name in metric countries be Kilometers Prower? I think Kilometers would be a pretty cool name for a pet. Sincw 1 mile equals 1.6 kilometres, it will just draw confusion. Unless you call him Kilometers Power 1.6
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Aug 31, 2008 20:38:32 GMT -5
Dude, perfect plot hole. Why the smurf did no one use a Phoenix Down on Aerith/Aeris after Sephiroth stabs her? I think it was something like Seph's sword neutralises healing magic. Or something along those lines. What I want to know is why Bowser keeps changing size depending on how friendly he is with Mario at the time. When having friendly races or playing sports with Mario, he's quite small. In Sunshine, he was around 75 times the size of Mario. And just why the hell does Bowser stand over lava on just a rope bridge and then proceeds to leave a switch in plain view for said bridge to be destroyed as he stands on it. And speaking of Mario Kart. HOW THE FREAKING HELL CAN MARIO, LUIGI, PEACH AND DAISY BE IN THE SAME TIMEFRAME AS THEIR BABY VERSIONS?
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Aug 31, 2008 20:39:40 GMT -5
Because they aren't technically dead in battles, they are "knocked out". Phoenix Down's revive, not bring back from the dead.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Aug 31, 2008 20:46:09 GMT -5
Implauasable things in Super Mario Bros.:
1) Brothers can't team up to help each other. Only can try to do the exact same thing at seperate times. 2) Brothers get sucked into alternate diminsion. 3) Fat plumbers with such jumping skills and stamina. 4) Living, walking mushrooms. 5) Living bullets/missles. 6) People sitting in clouds. 7) Floating bricks. 8) Ground made out of bricks. 9) People traveling through pipes. 10) Mario would probably break his legs on some of the falls he takes. 11) Turtles throwing hammers. 12) No such thing dragon-like overlords. 13) Mushrooms making you get bigger. 14) Flowers letting you shoot fire. 15) Stars making you invincible instead of incinerating you. 16) Magic Beanstalks even exsisting, and growing from bricks of all things. 17) If touching something hurts, odds are jumping on it will hurt as well, not kill it. 18) Having more then one life.
Stupid implausable game!
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Post by Poutine is Awesome Food! on Aug 31, 2008 20:46:16 GMT -5
Goldeneye 007: In the Control Level Natalya has the one of the most powerful guns in the game, Why the hell doesn't she use it...
Oh yeah, that's the tuxedo wearing British dude's job, who for some unknown reason has a weaker gun for some unknown reason.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 31, 2008 20:49:11 GMT -5
How come Alyx never runs out of ammo in HL2?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Aug 31, 2008 21:17:37 GMT -5
How come Alyx never runs out of ammo in HL2? The NPC rule in shooters. NPCs NEVER run out of ammo. That's why in games like Halo where I can give NPCs weapons, I give them something like the shotgun or rocket launcher. Of course, this doesn't really help in Dead Rising, as the NPCs are too dumb to effectively use the weapon.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Aug 31, 2008 21:45:00 GMT -5
Implauasable things in Super Mario Bros.: 1) Brothers can't team up to help each other. Only can try to do the exact same thing at seperate times. 2) Brothers get sucked into alternate diminsion. 3) Fat plumbers with such jumping skills and stamina. 4) Living, walking mushrooms. 5) Living bullets/missles. 6) People sitting in clouds. 7) Floating bricks. 8) Ground made out of bricks. 9) People traveling through pipes. 10) Mario would probably break his legs on some of the falls he takes. 11) Turtles throwing hammers. 12) No such thing dragon-like overlords. 13) Mushrooms making you get bigger. 14) Flowers letting you shoot fire. 15) Stars making you invincible instead of incinerating you. 16) Magic Beanstalks even exsisting, and growing from bricks of all things. 17) If touching something hurts, odds are jumping on it will hurt as well, not kill it. 18) Having more then one life. Stupid implausable game! way too much time in your hands and you did not mention how does a racoon tail make you fly.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Aug 31, 2008 21:59:28 GMT -5
Implauasable things in Super Mario Bros.: 1) Brothers can't team up to help each other. Only can try to do the exact same thing at seperate times. 2) Brothers get sucked into alternate diminsion. 3) Fat plumbers with such jumping skills and stamina. 4) Living, walking mushrooms. 5) Living bullets/missles. 6) People sitting in clouds. 7) Floating bricks. 8) Ground made out of bricks. 9) People traveling through pipes. 10) Mario would probably break his legs on some of the falls he takes. 11) Turtles throwing hammers. 12) No such thing dragon-like overlords. 13) Mushrooms making you get bigger. 14) Flowers letting you shoot fire. 15) Stars making you invincible instead of incinerating you. 16) Magic Beanstalks even exsisting, and growing from bricks of all things. 17) If touching something hurts, odds are jumping on it will hurt as well, not kill it. 18) Having more then one life. Stupid implausable game! way too much time in your hands and you did not mention how does a racoon tail make you fly. Details, my friend, details. Notice I said Super Mario Bros., not Super Mario Bros. 3. Also, that only took me about 3 minutes to type up.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Aug 31, 2008 22:08:46 GMT -5
I was going to say Bad Dudes sets the precedent for sending two ill trained civilians to take back the president from Ninjas, who is in fact President Reagan, (But President Bush in the NES version.) If not that, then Contras "Terrorists are allied with Aliens, send in two guys with three lives. " should tell you something about the state of Video Game defense.
FF7: Phoneix Down is an plot hole. Fenix Down is actually refering to the feathers from the Phoneix Bird, which as we all know, defys death, not unconciousness. The Better question is "Why didn't the two highly skill warriors standing beside Cloud do anything about it. It's not even Sephiroth. It's a phantom you kill in twenty seconds. Why would that stupid Cait-sith creature be effected by Jenova's powers anyway? And he dares to claim to be a Sith?"
Actually, the best hole is in Junon, where Cloud forgets something, and it's never mentioned again. I read he may have been refering to the Sister Ray, but I haven't played that game in years. I also mark for the Sister Ray.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Aug 31, 2008 22:30:48 GMT -5
way too much time in your hands and you did not mention how does a racoon tail make you fly. Details, my friend, details. Notice I said Super Mario Bros., not Super Mario Bros. 3. Also, that only took me about 3 minutes to type up. Whatever, they are all mario games plus the mario universe is always f***ed up.
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Post by charlie ford on Sept 1, 2008 0:43:55 GMT -5
Till i was about 8 i thought raccoons could fly because of super mario bros
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 1, 2008 1:04:43 GMT -5
How about that whole Pong thing? That never made any sense! I mean... whose controlling the paddles?! There are no hands holding onto them as far as I can see. Not even anything remotely resembling a hand. And even if they were, there's no damn way they could move them that fast. Also, exactly how many balls do you have? Is it like one that somebody walks over and gets every time it gets knocked off screen or do they have some kind of endless supply of balls? And who is that keeping score?! Are there people watching?! Who are the two people playing?!
And if there was a sequel, would it be called Ping?!
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Post by MiLo Duck on Sept 1, 2008 1:49:27 GMT -5
Details, my friend, details. Notice I said Super Mario Bros., not Super Mario Bros. 3. Also, that only took me about 3 minutes to type up. Whatever, they are all mario games plus the mario universe is always smurfed up. What I always found odd is that Mario and Luigi are plumbers, yet they never cap off all those pesky pipes that spew enemies and suck them into hellish places filled with fire and reptillian menaces. They should have power-ups like wrenches and drain-o.
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Post by Blinking Spirit on Sept 1, 2008 2:58:45 GMT -5
One I always thought about fighting games in general. If your having the ultimate fighting tournament. Why would you have each match take place on a different continent? Wouldn't it be easier to have all the matches in one place?
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Post by Xbox Live's Original Heel! on Sept 1, 2008 5:18:06 GMT -5
Because they aren't technically dead in battles, they are "knocked out". Phoenix Down's revive, not bring back from the dead. Agreed. I don't care what the item refers to, you never die in battle. Probably the largest contributor to this 'doctrine' is the game Final Fantasy Tactics. When you fall in battle, the character has a 3 round counter. While this counter is going on, he stays on the feild, waiting for a Pheonix Down or a Raise spell. If not brought back from the brink in the 3 rounds, he/she dies, and you cannot raise them from that point onward.
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Post by Mother on Sept 1, 2008 5:41:03 GMT -5
Here's one: A gigantic reptillian badass with the power to breath fire and the strength of a thousand men and a huge army gets his ass whooped by a plumber. That can't be good for his self esteem. To be fair, Bowser is borderline retarded...and lazy. Although along the same line, you start off SMW and Yoshi introduces himself to Mario for the first time, however in SMW2, which is a prequel...Yoshi is shown to have known Mario since he was a baby. And while we're at it, Wario is shown in the DS game to work WITH Mario, yet completely undoes what SML2 was all about. And how did Tatanga become a side boss? Also, how do the monsters from Dreamworld end up working for Bowser? And how did Ostro become Birdo (which was actually an ostrich that was riden by a Shyguy) and also become a girl? Ostro was a transvestite according to the SMB2 guide. Why did Toadstool change her name to Peach? And how does she still act "shocked" every time she is kidnapped? AND WHY DOES NINTENDO USE THE SAME GODDAMN STORIES FOR ALL THEIR GAMES??
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Post by Feyrhausen on Sept 1, 2008 7:35:18 GMT -5
I cannot believe no one has mentioned Star Wars Knight of the Old Republic 2.
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Post by shiranui on Sept 1, 2008 7:43:05 GMT -5
I cannot believe no one has mentioned Star Wars Knight of the Old Republic 2. KotOR II is broken. So very very broken. The endgame is basically one giant plot hole.
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