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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 20, 2008 23:38:57 GMT -5
For the first time since we formed, it seems the Story didn't have an amazing night. With one win, one draw and one loss under our belts.
First off I regretfully say that Wordlife did not advance into the Main Event at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, as he was handed his first defeat in quite a long time at the hands of the man who defeated me last week, Milo Duck. Now earlier Wordlife was savagely attacked by The Family and he shouldn't have even competed, but this sport means so much to him that he did anyway... HE'S HARDCORE! Sadly the Neighbourhood Watch Committee then sneak attacked him and left him in worse shape... I only wish I could be there. I wish you the best my friend.
That being said, I don't want to take anything away from Milo Duck, it seems he's been on an amazing streak lately and he earnt his number one contender spot. Congradulations man, and I wish you the best against Amigo. I'll be rooting for ya.
Next we go on to my match against Cthulhu, which stemmed from both the Committee's savage beat down on me a few weeks ago and last weeks no contest. I said I'll show you what The Story on Page One was capable of in a one on one enviroment and I did just that. But you couldn't handle that I bested you, so you had to target an already wounded man in Wordlife... Seth, J, Cthulhu... you WILL pay.
Then we have Above Average vs my opponent for NOTWZ, TromboneMan. First off I congradulate The Sam08 and TromboneMan for losing that extra weight to qualify for your rematch against me in the Phantom of the Opera Match, I DID gain a level of respect for you... until you jumped Wordlife when his gaurd was down... You showed me honor, prestige and passion, I had gained a level of respect for you guys... then you just spit in my, The Story's and the whole WWCF's face! You guys are PATHETIC.
That said, Above Average took a heavily improved TromboneMan to the limit, and it made me realise what I'm in for at NOTWZ. And this draw was nothing to sneeze at, it wasn't because neither men was good enough, it was because both men were too good.
And finally it's time for me to announce just what exactly the fabled Phantom of the Opera Match is...
*holds up Phantom Mask*
There are many reasons why people wear masks... some wear them to hide scars (shows an image of Kane), others wear them to hide their own identity (Image of Batman), some wear them to simply hide an ugly face (image of Rey Mysterio) and some wear the mask the represent another side of them (image of Wordlife). The physical, and psychological effects of this match could lead to one or more of these reasons for the loser to wear this mask.
To win, all you have you to do is place this mask on your opponents face convincingly. Sound simple? Well there's more...
This match will start in the ring, there is no pinfalls, no submissions, no count-outs, no knockouts and no disqualifications. And this mask will be kept in the arena's boiler room. So it's essentially a No Holds Barred race to the boiler room and to finish this off, the mask will be kept at the very end of the boiler room in a glass box which is blocked off by a wall of... fire.
TromboneMan, you and I will have to completely beat eachother into unconciousness, so the victor will be able to place the mask on the losers head... and that's after we find someway to break the glass box it's in.
After this match, one, or both of us would be left beaten, bloodied and maybe even scarred... soo much that the loser might not even want to remove the mask... ever again.
And THAT is the Story on Page One.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 20, 2008 23:39:10 GMT -5
Of course you know that I am no longer with the Family, yes? *shakes finger with wide psychotic grin * Tsk tsk! I fell for that one before. I even wrongfully set the blame at Seth's doorstep. I know what you really are Amigo. My eyes are wide open!
The truth is plane for me to see and I'll open your eyes as well come the Night of Wrestling Zombies.
Now I may open your eyes with a cheese grater, but still...
So, in other words, you are an idiot. Truth be told, I do not you to be my potential last opponent. Tank, wordlife, someone like that, sure.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2008 23:48:29 GMT -5
*shakes finger with wide psychotic grin * Tsk tsk! I fell for that one before. I even wrongfully set the blame at Seth's doorstep. I know what you really are Amigo. My eyes are wide open!
The truth is plane for me to see and I'll open your eyes as well come the Night of Wrestling Zombies.
Now I may open your eyes with a cheese grater, but still...
So, in other words, you are an idiot. Truth be told, I do not you to be my potential last opponent. Tank, wordlife, someone like that, sure.Well, you did kind of vote for him, so...
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 20, 2008 23:49:54 GMT -5
So, in other words, you are an idiot. Truth be told, I do not you to be my potential last opponent. Tank, wordlife, someone like that, sure. Well, you did kind of vote for him, so... OOC: Well, you are kind of needed in the Story/Neighborhood fued, and Starshine..................... yeah. Kind of needed someone else.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2008 23:54:08 GMT -5
Well, you did kind of vote for him, so... OOC: Well, you are kind of needed in the Story/Neighborhood fued, and Starshine..................... yeah. Kind of needed someone else. Oh, I don't mind that you voted for him and not me. It's just you said you don't want to face MiLo as your last opponent, but you gave him the oppertunity. I understand that you were saying that in character, I'm just pointing out the irony.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 20, 2008 23:56:40 GMT -5
Does Stryker have a match? If not I suggest we open the show with Wordlife vs Stryker...
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 20, 2008 23:56:45 GMT -5
OOC: Well, you are kind of needed in the Story/Neighborhood fued, and Starshine..................... yeah. Kind of needed someone else. Oh, I don't mind that you voted for him and not me. It's just you said you don't want to face MiLo as your last opponent, but you gave him the oppertunity. I understand that you were saying that in character, I'm just pointing out the irony. OOC: It wasn't by choice. Plus, aren't there more people in the Chamber of Horrors match anyways?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2008 23:58:43 GMT -5
Oh, I don't mind that you voted for him and not me. It's just you said you don't want to face MiLo as your last opponent, but you gave him the oppertunity. I understand that you were saying that in character, I'm just pointing out the irony. OOC: It wasn't by choice. Plus, aren't there more people in the Chamber of Horrors match anyways? No, it's one-on-one. D-Dayve decided not to book the champion against 4 opponents in his first title defense. Originally, it was gonna be 5 people in the match.
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Post by skiller on Oct 20, 2008 23:59:12 GMT -5
Well, you did kind of vote for him, so... OOC: Well, you are kind of needed in the Story/Neighborhood fued, and Starshine..................... yeah. Kind of needed someone else. Well, at least people are buying into my gimmick.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2008 0:00:23 GMT -5
Does Stryker have a match? If not I suggest we open the show with Wordlife vs Stryker... Well, Stryker and I are both faces, and I'm injured, so I don't know.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 21, 2008 0:01:53 GMT -5
That reminds me The Story are face The Family is heel What's the committee? Tweener?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 21, 2008 1:11:51 GMT -5
Okay here is the updated card
Night Of The Wrestling Zombies
Chamber Of Horrors WWCF Championship Match John S. Amigo VS MiLo Duck
WWCF World Tag Team Championship Match Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) VS Justice and Providence(J is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence CHAMPIONS)
Trick Or Treat Match for the Forum Championship Above Average VS j.d.(CHAMPION)
WWCF World Title #1 Contenders LAST MAN STANDING Match Your Uncle Seth Drakin VS The Tank
Phantom Of the Opera Match Motor-Colt VS Tromboneman
Madman Szalinski Retirement Match One Doley Nation VS Madman Szalinski
Halloween Costume Battle Royal(winner becomes #1 Contender for Forum Championship) Winnie the Pooh, King Kong, ect.
Here is how this will work. Anyone can participate in it. I will need you guys to PM me what your costume is. I will tell you if it is taken or not. It can either be a luchador(such as La Parka or Phsicosis or Damian ect.), a horror movie villain, or something else as long as it has a mask. Nobody except for me will know who is in what costume. I will go by the character name of the costume you wear and that is what people will base their votes on.
Also the Hardcore Title will be on the line in it's regular 9:00 PM deadline. Last person to have the belt before 9:00 PM wins.
I SITLL NEED PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME BATTLE ROYAL. JUST PM ME WHAT YOU WANT TO BE.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 21, 2008 1:13:38 GMT -5
Here are the special rules concerning the Halloween Costume Battle Royal for Night Of The Wrestling Zombies.
Halloween Costume Battle Royal(winner becomes #1 Contender for Forum Championship) Here is how this will work. Anyone can participate in it. I will need you guys to PM me what your costume is. I will tell you if it is taken or not. It can either be a luchador(such as La Parka or Phsicosis or Damian ect.), a horror movie villain, or something else as long as it has a mask. Nobody except for me will know who is in what costume. I will go by the character name of the costume you wear and that is what people will base their votes on.
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Post by skiller on Oct 21, 2008 4:09:13 GMT -5
Just a thought, if he doesn't mind maybe evilwordlifeecw and I could have a match at NOTWZ.
It could kind of be like a tie up match since we both lost the triple threat match.
I know that kayfabe wise he's injured. But it would make sense for my character to try and take advantage of that.
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 21, 2008 4:18:12 GMT -5
Just a thought, if he doesn't mind maybe evilwordlifeecw and I could have a match at NOTWZ. It could kind of be like a tie up match since we both lost the triple threat match. I know that kayfabe wise he's injured. But it would make sense for my character to try and take advantage of that. You could have it like the Summerslam match between Matt Hardy and Zach Gowen. Zach Gowen got injured before the ppv and so Matt Hardy came out to the ring and made the referee declare him the winner by default. You could do this and get heat for declaring this match after evil mask got injured. But it's just an idea.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 21, 2008 9:39:16 GMT -5
That reminds me The Story are face The Family is heel What's the committee? Tweener? Tweener, I guess, since the NWC is a bit hostile to both The Story and The Family (though it seems that the only victims have been members of the Story). (all members of the Story, in fact, so I guess we're still heels.) In any case, I seemed to have moved past the chain and evolved into using barbed or razor wire~
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 21, 2008 10:32:17 GMT -5
Of course you know that I am no longer with the Family, yes? *shakes finger with wide psychotic grin * Tsk tsk! I fell for that one before. I even wrongfully set the blame at Seth's doorstep. I know what you really are Amigo. My eyes are wide open!
The truth is plane for me to see and I'll open your eyes as well come the Night of Wrestling Zombies.
Now I may open your eyes with a cheese grater, but still...
Seth: I still remember that.....dammit
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 21, 2008 10:35:38 GMT -5
Just a thought, if he doesn't mind maybe evilwordlifeecw and I could have a match at NOTWZ. It could kind of be like a tie up match since we both lost the triple threat match. I know that kayfabe wise he's injured. But it would make sense for my character to try and take advantage of that. Yeah if wordlifeecw agrees to it I'll put it on the card. Maybe we can come up with another gimmick match for you guys.
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Post by Above Average on Oct 21, 2008 12:46:13 GMT -5
You left out the match between One Doley Nation and Madman Szalinski. It's Szalinski's retirement match.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 21, 2008 16:20:03 GMT -5
Okay here is the updated card
Night Of The Wrestling Zombies
Chamber Of Horrors WWCF Championship Match John S. Amigo VS MiLo Duck
WWCF World Tag Team Championship Match Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) VS Justice and Providence(J is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence CHAMPIONS)
Trick Or Treat Match for the Forum Championship Above Average VS j.d.(CHAMPION)
WWCF World Title #1 Contenders LAST MAN STANDING Match Your Uncle Seth Drakin VS The Tank
Phantom Of the Opera Match Motor-Colt VS Tromboneman
Madman Szalinski Retirement Match One Doley Nation VS Madman Szalinski
Halloween Costume Battle Royal(winner becomes #1 Contender for Forum Championship) Winnie the Pooh, King Kong, La Parka, ect.
Here is how this will work. Anyone can participate in it. I will need you guys to PM me what your costume is. I will tell you if it is taken or not. It can either be a luchador(such as La Parka or Phsicosis or Damian ect.), a horror movie villain, or something else as long as it has a mask. Nobody except for me will know who is in what costume. I will go by the character name of the costume you wear and that is what people will base their votes on.
Also the Hardcore Title will be on the line in it's regular 9:00 PM deadline. Last person to have the belt before 9:00 PM wins.
I SITLL NEED PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME BATTLE ROYAL. JUST PM ME WHAT YOU WANT TO BE.
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