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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2008 16:29:20 GMT -5
For the costume battle royal, you should PM anyone who's not already booked, since not everyone reads this thread.
Oh, and BTW, the costume battle royal? My idea.
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Post by Above Average on Oct 21, 2008 16:37:14 GMT -5
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Post by Above Average on Oct 21, 2008 17:24:14 GMT -5
*Camera shows Above Average standing in the locker room reviewing the tape of last night on NiteRaw when j.d. was announced as Your Uncle Seth Drakin's mystery opponent. Above Average laughs.*
Well, WWCF fans I'm here at the latest live event a few hours before my matchup. In the meantime though, I felt I should take this opportunity to talk about the events of NiteRaw last night - the sham, this mockery, this deception towards you at home. Now, you'll all already be aware that over the last 3 weeks or so I've been scathing in my comments towards the WWCF's Forum Champion, j.d. I said that he was lazy as he never showed up for work, and that the rest of the guys in that locker room are the ones busting their asses night in and night out to keep him in a job, with his fancy home, his fancy cars and all the rest.
Last week I specifically asked j.d. to show up and answer back to my remarks I made about him. To the surprise of many, and admittedly to my complete shock, he actually turned up to NiteRaw.... and more than that, the man actually wrestled! I imagine there are a lot of people all around the world who saw that yesterday and thought "That Above Average... he was SO wrong about j.d.... look he DID turn up to NiteRaw. Above Average was mistaken". This view however, in my opinion is naive to say the very least. Ask yourself this - if I hadn't called him out for WEEKS on end, would he have ever shown up to NiteRaw? I'm fairly certain that the answer to this is a resounding NO. He did it just to try to show me up, and in the mind of a lot of viewers, he sure did.
Ask yourself these questions also - if he manages to defeat me at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, live on PPV in 6 days time, will he be on TV the next week? Even prior to that, will he show up at the live events?! Given his form, I again say no, certainly not after the PPV in any circumstance. If he were to defeat me, he'd sit at home while his latest challenger goes around aimlessly waiting for j.d. to bless him with his presence at the next PPV. And if he were to win that hypothetical match, the same would occur with the next challenger, and again and again. So on and so forth for infinity.
His appearance was also deceptive, as he didn't actually do what I challenged him to do. He showed up, but I asked him to talk back to me, and tell me how wrong I am, and why. He didn't do that. I'm sure you are smart enough to realise that this is again because I AM in the right.
So j.d., you'll be forced to compete in 6 days. In 6 days, the Trick will be on you j.d., and I will readily consume the Treat. There WILL be a new WWCF Forum Champion, and he is Above Average...
*In the background the video shows j.d. being pinned to the mat for the 3 count by Your Uncle Seth Drakin on Monday as the video ends.*
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 21, 2008 17:34:58 GMT -5
For the costume battle royal, you should PM anyone who's not already booked, since not everyone reads this thread. Oh, and BTW, the costume battle royal? My idea. Oh yeah it was The Evil One's idea. Forgot to mention it. Good job.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2008 17:44:07 GMT -5
THE FOLLOWING IS A WWCF MEDICAL UPDATE
Those who tuned into NiteRaw last night saw a shocking turn of events. The Evil Masked One, wordlifeecw was laid out, not once, but twice.
Early in the day, as he was arriving at the arena, wordlifeecw was jumped and savagely beaten by the Sam08 Family. He was admitted to the hospital, but would later return, albeit with his ribs heavily taped, to compete in the main event.
Despite a valiant effort, The Evil Masked One was defeated. Then to add insult to injury, the WWCF Tag Team Champions Justice and Providence attacked him from behind, targeting the already damaged ribs, and leaving him unconcious after a brutal blow to the head.
wordlifeecw was admitted to the hospital early Tuesday morning, and was released to his home late Tuesday afternoon. It is expected that he will be out of action for a few weeks, and will definitely not be at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, this Monday night.
THIS HAS BEEN A WWCF MEDICAL UPDATE
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Post by Square on Oct 21, 2008 17:45:21 GMT -5
World Life I challange you to a match
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2008 18:02:15 GMT -5
World Life I challange you to a match "Take a number. There's about 5 or 6 people who want to face me. I'll get to all of you, eventually.
Right now, all I have on my mind is revenge. Sam08 Family, Neighborhood Watch Committee. Your time is coming. Watch your backs."
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 21, 2008 18:49:29 GMT -5
Hello my name is The Sam08 and this is my 3 cents, why 3? Because I am that much better than you. Now alot of people are saying "Sam, aren't you worried what wordlifeecw will do to you at NOTWZ?", first off, it's Mr The Sam to you. Secondly, these people seem to have a short memory, as they have forgotten what wordlifeecw did to ME when I was his slave for the week. He humiliated, tortured, compounded and terrified me day in day out. And he expects The Family to just let bygones be bygones? Nuh-uh. We're not stupid, but it appears you are wordlifecew. As you seem to have just walked into our obvious trap. And if you think you are going to get us at NOTWZ, we have no problem with beating a cripple.
Now, onto NOTWZ. Last month I talked about the matches at Gookermania. Well I thought to keep you in the loop and tell you what I think about the current matches at NOTWZ.
Halloween Costume Battle Royal (winner becomes #1 contender) That's right, you somehow ave to look stupider than the people who fight for that "title". Anyone who enters this match is on my personal "chump" list.
Madman Szalinski Retirement Match One Doley Nation VS Madman Szalinski
One Fan Nation versus Madman Switzerland, hmm? Now I don't have TOO big of a problem with either of these gentlemen. I mean, Trombonemn has beaten both of these guys. But in all honesty, this could be quite a match. I hope Madman Stinklines wins so i can continue to use these awesome puns on his name.
Phantom Of the Opera Match Motor-Colt VS Tromboneman Why this isn't in the main event I don't know. Now I have to give credit to Motor Colt for giving us credit for losing the weight. "First off I congradulate The Sam08 and TromboneMan for losing that extra weight to qualify for your rematch against me in the Phantom of the Opera Match", but then he whines and complains like everyone else in the WWCf saying we are "mean". "until you jumped Wordlife when his guard was down... You showed me honor, prestige and passion, I had gained a level of respect for you guys... then you just spit in my, The Story's and the whole WWCF's face! You guys are PATHETIC (Sam is holding tissue box) "wah wah wah. My name is Motor Colt and you guys attacked my fwiend". Listen here buddy, this isn't "Lets-make-friends" this is "Wrestling" sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet. We worked hard to lose the weight, not because we wanted to your respect, but because we want our title back. You fake, your a phony, your a cheater and you stole our title away from us.
WWCF World Title #1 Contenders LAST MAN STANDING Match Your Uncle Seth Drakin VS The Tank You know, I like this match. Seth and Tank, last man standing, both of them beating the crap out of each other for my amusement. Who will be the winner? It will be me. Especially is hey both beat each other unconscious.
Trick Or Treat Match for the Forum Championship Above Average VS j.d.(CHAMPION) Now "Below Average" has been whining that j.d. doesn't show up to NiteRaw or the live events. But that's because he has other things to worry about. He is out in Hollywood, talking to his agents, sitting in ottubs, riding in limos, being a champion. He doesn't have to show up every week for your approval. He's a champion, he shows up whenever he damn well feels like. I'm going to say j.d. will win, nothing personal Average, the man has outsmarted you again. While you were whining he was getting ready. Ready to beat you within an inch of your life and ready to embarrass you and send you back down to the bottom of the swamp where you belong.
WWCF World Tag Team Championship Match Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) VS Justice and Providence(J is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence CHAMPIONS) First off, I have no problems with Justice and Providence. They gave us a title shot when other tag team champions wouldn't. However J&P, don't think for one second were not going to do anything and everything to gain those titles. And be recognized the GREATEST TAG TEAM EVER!
WWCF title match Chamber of Horrors match John. S. Amigo (c) vs Milo Duck[/i] Finally, the main event, my former apprentice versus my mortal enemy, or at least one of them. First off, John S Amigo is no longer a member of The Family. I've said it so it must be true. And also this match has a special stipulation, if John loses then he will retire. First off, what is it with all these wrestlers retiring? I know it's difficult competing with The Family week in and week out. But sometimes you got to suck it up, go out there and keep giving those fans what the paid for. Now who is gonna win this match you ask?...well it's no easy decision but, I have to go with John. S. Amigo. He may not be running with The Family anymore. But the reason I let him was because he, like the rest of The Family, are champions. He looked like a champion, he walked like a champion, he talked like a champion. And he became a champion. Milo, you don't look like a champion. You don't act like a champion. And this Monday, you will not be a champion. And you never will.
My name is The Sam and I am the Manager of Champions.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 21, 2008 19:21:49 GMT -5
Seth: Do I have to pay the badger another dead mole to have him assault you again, The Sam08?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 21, 2008 19:23:09 GMT -5
Seth: Do I have to pay the badger another dead mole to have him assault you again, The Sam08? Tell Raoul that I miss him.
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 21, 2008 19:44:52 GMT -5
Seth: Do I have to pay the badger another dead mole to have him assault you again, The Sam08? Is that because you can't fight your own battles?(hides behind security)
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 21, 2008 21:16:19 GMT -5
Seth: Do I have to pay the badger another dead mole to have him assault you again, The Sam08? Is that because you can't fight your own battles?(hides behind security) Seth: Nah....I am focused on Tank right now so you are kind of an afterthought. Also, it was much more enjoyable to me to see a badger maul you.
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