TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Sept 20, 2008 18:41:06 GMT -5
Well I took a friend out to a bar and she was crushing on this waiter there his name was mikey and he wasnt interested in her. So the next week we go back and he's there and at the end of the night I'm walking this girl to her car and she says I wish you were mikey.
I'm like hell to the no!!!!!! You didnt just say that.
One time in college I saw this girl who I had a thing for in a club. We danced we talked we even kissed so I ask her for her # and she says I have a boyfriend.
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Samoa Kenny
Unicron
The WrestleCrap Forums #1 heel
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Sept 20, 2008 18:43:02 GMT -5
theattractionforums.com... it's called a boyfriend destroyer, look it up
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Sept 20, 2008 18:44:04 GMT -5
Well I took a friend out to a bar and she was crushing on this waiter there his name was mikey and he wasnt interested in her. So the next week we go back and he's there and at the end of the night I'm walking this girl to her car and she says I wish you were mikey. I'm like hell to the no!!!!!! You didnt just say that. One time in college I saw this girl who I had a thing for in a club. We danced we talked we even kissed so I ask her for her # and she says I have a boyfriend. You should have turned around to the bar and got her another shot... and said, as smoothly as possible... "I can be your Mikey."
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Sept 20, 2008 19:11:23 GMT -5
Maybe, if they weren't the ones buying me drinks. So you go out to bars and hot chicks with boyfriends worship you all night and buy you drinks. Yeah that must really suck to be you.... Heavy is the head that wears the crown son.
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 20, 2008 19:13:43 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars,
Stop dancing with your friends when there are tons of perfectly attractive and interesting guys around to choose from. You could've just bought beer and put on a CD at home and done the same exact thing.
Sincerely, Logic
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
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Post by livetowin on Sept 20, 2008 19:15:17 GMT -5
"... you're boyfriend. Ah, so why aren't you here with him?" You are boyfriend? I AM BOYFRIEND, YOU MUST OBEY.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2008 19:27:41 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars, Please don't be worried that I'm going to skin you alive and wear your skin pretending to be you in a relationship with me.......That only happened once and I'm all better now
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Post by Insomniac on Sept 20, 2008 19:28:55 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls In Bras,
Thanks for looking hot in a bra.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Sept 20, 2008 19:29:26 GMT -5
"... you're boyfriend. Ah, so why aren't you here with him?" You are boyfriend? I AM BOYFRIEND, YOU MUST OBEY. Dammit.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Sept 20, 2008 19:59:57 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars, Stop dancing with your friends when there are tons of perfectly attractive and interesting guys around to choose from. You could've just bought beer and put on a CD at home and done the same exact thing. Sincerely, Logic Amen to that!!!!!!!!!! Thats the only time I will knock potential lesbians.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Sept 20, 2008 20:14:33 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars, Stop dancing with your friends when there are tons of perfectly attractive and interesting guys around to choose from. You could've just bought beer and put on a CD at home and done the same exact thing. Sincerely, Logic Dear Guys That Are Watching Girls Party Together And Get Upset When They Don't Talk To Them, STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN! Sincerely, Latino Meat.
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Post by Insomniac on Sept 20, 2008 20:25:34 GMT -5
Dear Mama,
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Post by King Boo on Sept 20, 2008 20:26:37 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars, Stop dancing with your friends when there are tons of perfectly attractive and interesting guys around to choose from. You could've just bought beer and put on a CD at home and done the same exact thing. Sincerely, Logic I would just like to say, without meaning to make a blanket statement by any means, that I'd rather dance with my friends because every time I've danced with a guy, he's just grinded his bits on me. I don't know you; keep your bits off me, please.
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Post by gsguy on Sept 20, 2008 20:27:14 GMT -5
For some reason, this popped into my head:
Edit: Eh, not the one I was looking for (The one where Johnny Carson imitated Willie.) ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2008 20:28:51 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls In Bars, Phoning the police complaining of sexual harassment puts such a crimper on the evening
Sincerely, "Proven Innocent" Chyno
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Sept 20, 2008 20:32:04 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars ...
If you're only talking to me to scam a free drink, go away. I get enough of that from your psychotic sisters. And if I'm watching the game, leave me the smurf alone! We can talk during the commercial breaks.
Grendel
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Sept 20, 2008 21:29:25 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars,
Where are you? I must be going to the wrong bars.
Love, Mongo
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 20, 2008 21:35:34 GMT -5
I have to say, Rox; its not easy for most guys to avoid getting their bits on a dance partner when said partner backs up straight into them. In other words...we're all to blame. ;D Dear Hot Girls in Bars, Stop dancing with your friends when there are tons of perfectly attractive and interesting guys around to choose from. You could've just bought beer and put on a CD at home and done the same exact thing. Sincerely, Logic Dear Guys That Are Watching Girls Party Together And Get Upset When They Don't Talk To Them, STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN! Sincerely, Latino Meat. Dear Meat, Do you feel like I do? Sincerely, Peter Frampton
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Sept 20, 2008 21:37:35 GMT -5
I have to say, Rox; its not easy for most guys to avoid getting their bits on a dance partner when said partner backs up straight into them. In other words...we're all to blame. ;D Dear Guys That Are Watching Girls Party Together And Get Upset When They Don't Talk To Them, STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN! Sincerely, Latino Meat. Dear Meat, Do you feel like I do? Sincerely, Peter Frampton Dear Peter Frampton Who the hell are you? Sincerely Latino Meat.
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 20, 2008 21:44:38 GMT -5
I have to say, Rox; its not easy for most guys to avoid getting their bits on a dance partner when said partner backs up straight into them. In other words...we're all to blame. ;D Dear Meat, Do you feel like I do? Sincerely, Peter Frampton Dear Peter Frampton Who the hell are you? Sincerely Latino Meat. The vocoder will forever weep now.
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