wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
Posts: 8,999
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Post by wwerules60 on Sept 20, 2008 21:59:36 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
I wet the bed again, hopefully tonight will be better.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 20, 2008 22:19:21 GMT -5
So you go out to bars and hot chicks with boyfriends worship you all night and buy you drinks. Yeah that must really suck to be you.... Heavy is the head that wears the crown son. Especially when it's that full of crap.
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Post by RingoJ is a Horrible Man on Sept 21, 2008 2:17:06 GMT -5
I'm glad I don't drink anymore.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
Posts: 16,332
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 21, 2008 2:33:01 GMT -5
Dear Diary, I wet the bed again, hopefully tonight will be better. Damnit Fuller. How many times must we tell you to go easy on the Pepsi?
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
Posts: 8,983
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Sept 21, 2008 5:31:11 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls In Bars,
Shut the hell up and accept the fact that I just played Mastodon and Lamb Of God on the jukebox. It's better than suffering to your cheesy "hip hop" and Buckcherry bullcrap!
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Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,490
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Post by Joekishi on Sept 21, 2008 6:02:46 GMT -5
Stop glomping all over me and telling me how awesome and cute I am in one breath and talking about you boyfriend in the next breath. It.... irritates me. See i thought the boyfriend wasn't there but he was standing behind me. but then the guy was really short like 5'.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 21, 2008 6:22:48 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars
Do you know where my car keys are? I've looked all over the house.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 21, 2008 6:24:49 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars, Stop dancing with your friends when there are tons of perfectly attractive and interesting guys around to choose from. You could've just bought beer and put on a CD at home and done the same exact thing. Sincerely, Logic I would just like to say, without meaning to make a blanket statement by any means, that I'd rather dance with my friends because every time I've danced with a guy, he's just grinded his bits on me. I don't know you; keep your bits off me, please. you can't tell me what to do...
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
Posts: 10,475
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Post by CM Dazz on Sept 21, 2008 6:57:19 GMT -5
Dear Hot "Girls" in Bars,
I can see your penis.
Dazz
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Sept 21, 2008 7:16:10 GMT -5
Dear Hot Girls in Bars
Can you sneak me in? I'm only 15, but I looooove to party.
Sincerely, Scuba Steve
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