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Post by King Boo on Sept 11, 2008 19:29:02 GMT -5
One time I was in Target (middle of a weekday) and this 14 yr old kid comes up to me all smooth-like and says: "so, what grade are you in?" I look at him, slightly amused and slightly horrified, and say: "I'm not in any grade, I'm not in high school" and continue about my business. He follows me and says: "Seriously, what grade are you in? Junior? Senior?" I turn to him and say: "Seriously, I'm not in any grade. I've already graduated college." He turned and walked away without saying a word. I have no idea why he wasn't in school. But yea, I feel your pain. I get it all the time and I'm 25. I keep getting told that one day I'll love it but right now it's just annoying having people think I'm still a teenager. Soooo.....who are you taking to the prom? *glares* Not you.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 11, 2008 19:30:04 GMT -5
Soooo.....who are you taking to the prom? *glares* Not you.
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Post by teamjd on Sept 11, 2008 19:30:21 GMT -5
ooh oh pic me I'll get a limo!
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Post by THE Dinobot on Sept 11, 2008 19:35:17 GMT -5
Awww! Spypig is grumpy! This'll cheer him up! LOOK AT THE KEYS, CORNY! LOOK AT THE KEYS! THESE ARE KEYS, HUH? LOOK AT THE KEYS! There should be a pink key. Why isn't there a pink key? I demand a pink key, garsh darn it! But the purple one is very neat, however.
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Post by teamjd on Sept 11, 2008 19:36:04 GMT -5
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Post by THE Dinobot on Sept 11, 2008 19:38:36 GMT -5
PRETTY!!!
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Post by teamjd on Sept 11, 2008 19:40:23 GMT -5
anything for you toots
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Post by Throwback on Sept 11, 2008 19:46:17 GMT -5
if you look young, embrace it. I've always looked older than I am. god it's gonna suck when I get old.
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 11, 2008 19:52:22 GMT -5
ooh oh pic me I'll get a limo! Oh yeah, well I'll get......two limos!
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Post by teamjd on Sept 11, 2008 19:56:01 GMT -5
ooh oh pic me I'll get a limo! Oh yeah, well I'll get......two limos! I'm best friends with...like, um, the Go Bots. So I can all SORTS of sweet rides. Oh, and that guy from the Rainbow Bright movie that had a rocket horse. I heard Rainbow Bright Rocket Horse was the theme of this years prom anyway.
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Post by King Boo on Sept 11, 2008 20:02:30 GMT -5
Oh yeah, well I'll get......two limos! I'm best friends with...like, um, the Go Bots. So I can all SORTS of sweet rides. Oh, and that guy from the Rainbow Bright movie that had a rocket horse. I heard Rainbow Bright Rocket Horse was the theme of this years prom anyway. Ooh a Rainbow Brite theme? Awesomeness.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 11, 2008 22:36:22 GMT -5
Soooo.....who are you taking to the prom? *glares* Not you. Great, now I'll have to go with my RealDoll.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Sept 11, 2008 22:41:18 GMT -5
Would not know what that is like. I am a chameleon in the sense that for years, depending on how I presented myself, could pass for anywhere between 20-45. It was nice when I was younger.
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Post by King Boo on Sept 11, 2008 23:26:11 GMT -5
Great, now I'll have to go with my RealDoll. Is your name Lars?
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Post by humanoid on Sept 12, 2008 21:52:20 GMT -5
It's threads like this one that make me glad I own a computer...
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 15, 2008 22:02:52 GMT -5
It's threads like this one that make me glad I own a computer... You just like the name drops.
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Post by humanoid on Sept 15, 2008 22:05:53 GMT -5
It's threads like this one that make me glad I own a computer... You just like the name drops. No I just like it when people photoshop your pig head onto babies and hookers and stuff...
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 15, 2008 22:07:08 GMT -5
Insomniac has earned my wrath with both of those photoshops. If I wasn't busy laughing at the hooker one still I'd bother to act on it.
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Post by humanoid on Sept 15, 2008 22:08:43 GMT -5
Your wrath is nothing compared to his humanoid award...
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Sept 20, 2008 18:34:04 GMT -5
I have a Wal Mart story from a few months back.
Not as funny as Cornfeds, but what is?
So I'm in the check out line with my 18 year old nephew, and place my stuff on the mini conveyor belt (since it was the express lane), and he places a Powerade on the conveyor as well.
The cashier, who is no older than 20, tilts her head to the side, and looks at us, and stops what she's doing. She points at us and says "Are you two guys together?"
And we laugh, and my nephew says "We are, but not in that way."
And I say "Yeah, we're just gay lovers."
And that's my story.
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