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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 11, 2008 4:33:23 GMT -5
...loves poking fun at how young I look, file this under the "the world exists only to humor our very own humanoid" folder.
Checking out of Wal*Mart today with a few groceries at about 11ish in the morning... this old hag was taking forever to HORRIBLY check out and bag random crap for a couple people in front of me and my buddy. Finally I get up there and as she starts ringing us up... no hello... no how are you... just "Why aren't you in school".
I was with my trucker buddy who I'm older than... somehow she figured he was my dad or something. When asking about how she could assume this she said she has a 14 year old son who I look like. She spent the rest of the time horribly (and slowly) bagging my stuff while trying to be witty and apologize at the same time.
Note to old hags: odds are I hate you, you're not witty, and my laughs are only to spare you from my wrath of trying to get you fired or severely hurting your feelings.
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Post by teamjd on Sept 11, 2008 4:36:45 GMT -5
Oh, I just wanna squeeze your little cheeks Mr. Man! ;D
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 11, 2008 4:46:44 GMT -5
Sounds like someone needs to take a nap. ;D
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 11, 2008 4:50:12 GMT -5
Awww ... isn't he adorable
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Post by THE Dinobot on Sept 11, 2008 5:01:56 GMT -5
Well, you do resemble Christopher Robin. But I would be in the same boat if I didn't have the long hair and some form of facial hair at all times, it can get rather annoying. Cursed by our younger looking features and such!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Sept 11, 2008 5:18:01 GMT -5
Better than people thinking you're older than your fiance who is 11 years older than you...
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 11, 2008 5:44:08 GMT -5
Sooooooo.................................Why weren't you in school?
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Sept 11, 2008 6:05:10 GMT -5
At least you're not actually a teenager and look 25, according to your classmates.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 11, 2008 6:07:39 GMT -5
Note to old hags: odds are I hate you, you're not witty, and my laughs are only to spare you from my wrath of trying to get you fired or severely hurting your feelings. Somebody needs a time-out in the time-out corner.
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 11, 2008 6:29:38 GMT -5
Look as young as you can for as long as you can-revel in it.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 11, 2008 8:25:41 GMT -5
So, grow a mustache?
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Sept 11, 2008 8:30:26 GMT -5
You don't look that young...
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 11, 2008 8:52:10 GMT -5
I had the complete oppositte happen to me. My buddy & I went to a strip club that I hadn't been to in over a year. My buddy is older then me but the bouncer at the door carded him & let me go on in without ID. Made me feel both old & like I was a regular!
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Post by Alucard on Sept 11, 2008 9:45:08 GMT -5
In high school I looked older than I really was. Now that I've been out for like...several years, everyone thinks I'm high school age.
Can't win for losing.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Sept 11, 2008 9:48:27 GMT -5
Look as young as you can for as long as you can-revel in it. This.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 11, 2008 9:53:29 GMT -5
McLovin!
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Post by Jeff on Sept 11, 2008 11:54:41 GMT -5
...loves poking fun at how young I look, file this under the "the world exists only to humor our very own humanoid" folder. Checking out of Wal*Mart today with a few groceries at about 11ish in the morning... this old hag was taking forever to HORRIBLY check out and bag random crap for a couple people in front of me and my buddy. Finally I get up there and as she starts ringing us up... no hello... no how are you... just "Why aren't you in school". I was with my trucker buddy who I'm older than... somehow she figured he was my dad or something. When asking about how she could assume this she said she has a 14 year old son who I look like. She spent the rest of the time horribly (and slowly) bagging my stuff while trying to be witty and apologize at the same time. Note to old hags: odds are I hate you, you're not witty, and my laughs are only to spare you from my wrath of trying to get you fired or severely hurting your feelings. I'm sorry you just looked a little young to me. And damnit my arthritis was acting up you jerk
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Post by King Boo on Sept 11, 2008 12:00:26 GMT -5
One time I was in Target (middle of a weekday) and this 14 yr old kid comes up to me all smooth-like and says:
"so, what grade are you in?" I look at him, slightly amused and slightly horrified, and say:
"I'm not in any grade, I'm not in high school" and continue about my business. He follows me and says:
"Seriously, what grade are you in? Junior? Senior?" I turn to him and say:
"Seriously, I'm not in any grade. I've already graduated college." He turned and walked away without saying a word. I have no idea why he wasn't in school.
But yea, I feel your pain. I get it all the time and I'm 25. I keep getting told that one day I'll love it but right now it's just annoying having people think I'm still a teenager.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 11, 2008 12:01:46 GMT -5
Note to old hags: odds are I hate you, you're not witty, and my laughs are only to spare you from my wrath of trying to get you fired or severely hurting your feelings. Somebody needs a time-out in the time-out corner. We have a time-out corner?! It's not that one over there that's all fiery and doom and all that crap is it?
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Sept 11, 2008 12:03:41 GMT -5
In high school I looked older than I really was. Now that I've been out for like...several years, everyone thinks I'm high school age. Can't win for losing. Exact same here. When I was 15 gas stations would ask me if I wanted smokes or booze. Now I get carded buying a lotto ticket.
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