Above Average
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Post by Above Average on Sept 17, 2008 3:05:02 GMT -5
So does anyone want to request a match for NiteRaw? If not I will randomly put the most active people in matches. Hardcore Open Challenge for me.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 17, 2008 3:45:34 GMT -5
Hello my names is The Sam08, and this is my 3 cents. Why 3? Because that's how much better I am than you. First things first, I want to make it clear to everyone out there with freedom of speech and a lack of matter ao=bove their eyebrowds. Seth Drakin is NOT in anyway, shape or form a member of The Sam Family. Our conversation this past Monday represented the alliance between The Family and Mr Drakin, we both agree that the WWCF locker room, management and fans are screwing us over. We represent the finest this company has to offer, if I may speak the truth, unlike the rest of the WWCF roster we are Gentlemen. Hell, if you want to know how popular The Family is. Other e-feds have been banging on my door for a chance for my Family to make appearances on their e-feds. All around the world these people come looking for The Family and we have yet to accept their offers because we feel like bringing some honor and dignity to this e-fed. But the way we were treated this past Monday, maybe we will look towards those other companies. If you don't understand what i'm talking about i'll slow it down for you. First off, the Southwest Connection were unfairly beaten by Evil Mask. Now this loss doesn't represent the SWC's tag team status in WWCF because WE WERE NEVER BEATEN BY A TAG TEAM! I asked Mr Dave last week "Why he hires the insane?" but now I ask how di you escape the asylum yourself Mr Dave? It seems that Mr Dave himself is Insane for even considering Evil Mask as a tag team! Now I have gone to the WWCF board of directors and demanded that SWC be considered the #1 contenders by virtue of the fact that the man who beat them isn't even in a tag team, and the men that Evil Mask is facing this week are barely even men. My point is that the SWC ARE the best tag team ever! And they shouldn't have to prove themselves by beating a bunch of circus freaks. What next? Are we going to have to wrestle a bear? Just remember one thing, if you can, who ever the tag team champs are after Gookermania, we will face them and beat them and take our rightful place as the Tag Team champions...scratch that, the GREATEST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS EVER!
Also on Monday NiteRaw, Madman Slinky cheated his way to victory against TromboneMan. Now, no one else may have seen Madman Stinky cheat. But I did. And again I complained to the WWCF board of directors and again, politics got in the way of what is right and fair. The World champion hasn't been decided yet and allready the good name of it has been sullied by 4 of the competitors challenging for it. Which is why TromboneMan will no longer compete for such an unworthy title to strap around his 252 lbs, 6 ounce wasitline. Now I've been hearing everyone say "The Sam isn't the Manager of Champions!", "The Sam Family isn't in contention to compete for any titles at Gookermania!", "The Sam is a bitter ol' cook who wouldn't know reality f it bit him on the tookus!". First off, I'm not bitter I'm realistic. Well since no one will give us a title shot. We will have to take matters into our own hands. Tune in Monday night to find out more.
And finally, my thoughts go out to Seth Drakin who is having to deal with the politics and under handed tactics of the WWCF roster. And I am glad he's taking a stand against simple minded peons like Milo Duck. So Seth, just remember, you have The Sam Families full support. And don't let those barbarians drag you down to their level.
I'm The Sam08, and I am the Manager of Champions.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 17, 2008 3:51:31 GMT -5
So what angles/feuds do we currently have? I know the tag match has probably been scrapped. But do we have anything else? why has the tag match been scrapped?
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 17, 2008 3:56:29 GMT -5
I reckon I'll go without a match this week I challenge you to a match for this Monday!!
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 17, 2008 9:19:02 GMT -5
I reckon I'll go without a match this week I challenge you to a match for this Monday!! Hahaha, you wish to challenge me on Monday? Well I'm not too sure about that, because I'm still in talks with D about my contract.
Ya see, as amazing as I am in the ring, I am also an amazing reporter, and If anything were to jeopordies my career everyone around the world will suffer. So before I can even think about stepping in the ring I need to sort out some minor details, like a health plan, benefits... you know, things of that nature.
To quote a great, successful man "No contract, no contact"
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Wait a second... infact, I will take you up on your match. Because if a freelance agent like myself can take you down, that will definately be The Story on Page One.You're on!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 17, 2008 9:25:05 GMT -5
I've got my bio ready-ish: PIC BASE: This: GIMMICK: Playful "Monster" heel wearing a suit. FINISHING MOVE: 1. Reverse Piledriver 2. Shining Wizard/Shining Black/Big Boot THEME SONG: Actually, I'm a bit unsure. I spent some time thinking on what I should use and I narrowed it down to two: or Between the two, which one should I use?
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Post by teamjd on Sept 17, 2008 10:28:05 GMT -5
we can only here the first dude
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 17, 2008 14:58:36 GMT -5
I challenge you to a match for this Monday!! Hahaha, you wish to challenge me on Monday? Well I'm not too sure about that, because I'm still in talks with D about my contract.
Ya see, as amazing as I am in the ring, I am also an amazing reporter, and If anything were to jeopordies my career everyone around the world will suffer. So before I can even think about stepping in the ring I need to sort out some minor details, like a health plan, benefits... you know, things of that nature.
To quote a great, successful man "No contract, no contact"
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Wait a second... infact, I will take you up on your match. Because if a freelance agent like myself can take you down, that will definately be The Story on Page One.You're on! I am glad that you accepted my challenge as it is time for the family to get back on track around here. Now if the rumors are true that the tag team match for this monday night has been scrapped then d-dayve will have no choice but to grant the Southwest Connection the title match at GookerMania as we have yet to lose to a tag team here in this company. Now, I hate to break it to this new fella but the only story that he will be reporting on is that he loses his first match around here and he will lose badly!!
One more thing, tyfo, keep your head up pal as we are going to go on and be the very dominant team that we are supposed to be!
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 17, 2008 15:34:54 GMT -5
*Camera shows the outside of a mental institution*
*Cut inside to someone sitting in the dark*
"I am here not for myself. I am here for all of you. I am here to protect all of you. You see, Monday night a crime was committed. The Southwest Connection was ROBBED of their rightful spot at GookerMania, in the Tag Team Championship match. After that, I felt that it was not safe for me to roam free, knowing there's so many people who actually feel a sense of pride in denying us what was rightfully ours. So I came here. Where I can make sure I don't hurt any of you. Until Monday night that is.
Because you see, Monday morning at 8 AM the jacket comes off, the door unlocks, and Tyfo is back on the streets. And my first stop will be NiteRaw. I've spent all my time carving the horrible things I want to do into my wall. I don't sleep, I don't eat, I just think about those that will be punished for this wrong doing that occurred last Monday night. I'm going to unleash my anger on you all starting this Monday night. My manager, TheSam08 has been keeping me updated on what's going on. I know he's fighting the board over what happened to all his family members last week. I also know my partner is going into battle next Monday night. I will do the same. I will do my part to put the Family back on the winning track.
I'm issuing an open challenge to anyone who thinks they can hang with me, and can handle the fury that has been building up all week while I am locked away, all by myself with only my thoughts of pain to keep me company. I am challenging anyone who wants to step up.........to a Human Torch Match. A match where the only way it ends is when one person is on fire.
You see that's a win/win for me. Either I can punish another person and watch them suffer like I have suffered this week. Or this mental anguish you have all put me through CAN COME TO AN END! It's not even a challenge. It's a dare. I dare somebody to accept. I dare somebody to doubt everything I'm saying. I dare somebody to pull the trigger. Monday, I'll be free again. I'll be looking forward to it."
*Turns around and begins to carve flames into the wall*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2008 17:34:14 GMT -5
*A dark room. The only illumination is a red spotlight. Evil Masked wordlifeecw comes into view*
"Whine, whine, whine. Complain, complain, complain. That's all I hear from the Sam08 Family. You boys lost. Get over it. I didn't join this company to listen to a bunch of little girls cry. 'Oh we lost! Oh it wasn't fair! Oh he's not a tag team! You can't have one man wrestling for the tag team titles!' I don't care! I didn't even want the title shot. I just wanted to shut up the Southwest Sissies, which obviously didn't happen. If I had known they'd whine EVEN MORE after I beat them, I never would've accepted their challange in the first place.
But enough about them. I have other matters to address. Item number 1: Providence. It will you and me, going 1-on-1 for the first time ever. Now, I said the other night that I respect you for wanting to face me 1-on-1. But don't be mistaken. I want to win. Not for the Title shot, but because I want to cement my reputation as the biggest monster around this place.
Item number 2: Mr. Amigo. Fate prevented us from stepping into the ring together next week. But you are still in the World title hunt, a hunt that you eliminated ME from. You brought the darkness upon the WWCF. You're day is coming. Remember, I DID challenge the World Champion to a match. Hopefully, if you win, you'll accept my challenge.
And finally, item number 3: 'Uncle' Seth Drakin. I was your guest this past week, but you weren't a very good host. A good host wouldn't have insulted his guest. And I don't believe for one minute that you're not a member of the Sam08 Family. You fit the mold perfectly. You're an egotistical, crybaby, slimebag- and those are your good qualities. Your day will also be coming.
Oh, and The Tank? Thanks for the puppy.
*The puppy The Tank gave wordlifeecw come into view, wearing a replica of wordlifeecw's mask*
Remember, Evil is ALWAYS more fun with a mask. *Evil laugh*"
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 17, 2008 18:02:49 GMT -5
*G. Neric looks for Seth and finds him very happy as he is eating fillet mignion while drinking a glass from a bottle of 1987 Chateau Lafite.*
G. Neric: You seem to be in a cheery mood.
*Seth looks at him*
Seth: Did you think I would be miserable?
G. Neric: Well, you did lose to MiLo Duck in the Quarterfinals of the World Title Tournament.
Seth: While that may be true, I got my revenge on those who showed me dishonor.
G. Neric: What do you mean by dishonor?
*Seth laughs as he sips some of his expensive wine*
Seth: All will be explained next week. Now if you can see yourself out, that would be marvelous.
*G. Neric takes the hint as he leaves Seth to his meal.*
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 18, 2008 8:54:23 GMT -5
Hahaha, you wish to challenge me on Monday? Well I'm not too sure about that, because I'm still in talks with D about my contract.
Ya see, as amazing as I am in the ring, I am also an amazing reporter, and If anything were to jeopordies my career everyone around the world will suffer. So before I can even think about stepping in the ring I need to sort out some minor details, like a health plan, benefits... you know, things of that nature.
To quote a great, successful man "No contract, no contact"
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Wait a second... infact, I will take you up on your match. Because if a freelance agent like myself can take you down, that will definately be The Story on Page One.You're on! I am glad that you accepted my challenge as it is time for the family to get back on track around here. Now if the rumors are true that the tag team match for this monday night has been scrapped then d-dayve will have no choice but to grant the Southwest Connection the title match at GookerMania as we have yet to lose to a tag team here in this company. Now, I hate to break it to this new fella but the only story that he will be reporting on is that he loses his first match around here and he will lose badly!!
One more thing, tyfo, keep your head up pal as we are going to go on and be the very dominant team that we are supposed to be! You talk a big game for a no name, so how about we raise the stakes... If I win this Monday, Me and a partner of my choice will take your guys place in the tag match at Gookermania. You seem so confident in your abilities, so what do you have to lose?
And if you somehow manage to defeat me... well I'll make my first article for WWCF one praising your skills. YOU will be The Story on Page One.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 18, 2008 9:51:10 GMT -5
Okay littlenaitch VS Motor-Colt has been added to Monday NiteRaw.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 18, 2008 16:21:56 GMT -5
*Amigo walks in*
Madman Slyinsky or however you spell it, you are just a obstacle on my road to the big one, dude. I'll beat Bob, and I'll bring to this fine League a Champion worth cheering. And remember, Madman, when you lose to me and are confued on how it happened, just Ask J.S. Amigo.
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Post by MiLo Duck on Sept 18, 2008 19:14:47 GMT -5
Looks like I've got one more obstacle standing between me and that World Title match and its a doosy. Bob Schlapowitz is legendary performer. When it comes to great matches he delivers. He was just a hair away from capturing the Forum title.
If I had to question one thing it would be Bob's desire for the title. Oh I'm sure he wants it. But how much? Does he have that burning desire to get to the top of the heap? Does it fill his every waking thought? Does he train until his muscles feel like they are on fire and there is nothing else but him and the glory in front of him?
I know I do. My desire pushed me to get this tag belt around my waste and its pushing me forward to the next level as the world champion. I don't know yet how far it will take me, but I know whatever the result it won't be from lack of trying. I'm bringing everthing I got so I hope you do the same.
You're already legendary, but my legend STARTS NOW!!!
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 18, 2008 19:18:03 GMT -5
Oh, since Madman and I are both of Polish origin, I humbly request that D-Dave make our match a "Polish Hammers Only" match, where the Polish Hammer is the only offense we can do.
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 19, 2008 6:42:55 GMT -5
NO CONTRACT, NO CONTACT? by Motör-Colt
When a superstart signs a contract to wrestle for World WrestleCrap Federation (WWCF), one of the most important details of the contracts is that WWCF will treat any injury superstar may suffer, but they are not legally held liable. Which means an injured superstar cannot sue WWCF for any injury they may suffer in the ring. This also means that if someone that isn't under contract gets hurt due to workings by the WWCF, the corperation can be held completely liable. Reasons like this are why companies do not book matches with anyone who is not under contract.
But this is not the case.
Freelance reporter Motör-Colt has been spotted on the sights of WWCF, talking about his current contract negotiations with the company's owner D-Day Dave. When Dave was organising the match-up card for the upcoming Monday NiteRaw show, Motör-Colt requested to bow out, however rogue superstar littlenaitch immediately doubted Motör-Colt's abilites and challenged him to a match, Motör-Colt reluctantly accepted to stand up for what is right.
To let this little rogue understand the way the world works, Motör-Colt layed down a wager for their match, which littlenaitch is yet to accept, probably due to him being distracted by his baby punter worshipping rituals.
While it is strongly believed that Motör-Colt will indeed sign, he is not currently under contract, so if anything were to happen, littlenaitch and WWCF may be held liable.
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Post by Doley. on Sept 19, 2008 13:25:42 GMT -5
My hardcore open challenge still stands for next Monday. due to fears of myself getting a freak injury vs starshine before my big match, i have an idea. if its cool with starshine an d-day dave, i will be a special ref in a hardcore match between tafka and starshine. i mean, if its not cool ill beat starshine as a warm-up match 1,2,3. but whatever.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 19, 2008 15:49:58 GMT -5
NO CONTRACT, NO CONTACT? by Motör-Colt
When a superstart signs a contract to wrestle for World WrestleCrap Federation (WWCF), one of the most important details of the contracts is that WWCF will treat any injury superstar may suffer, but they are not legally held liable. Which means an injured superstar cannot sue WWCF for any injury they may suffer in the ring. This also means that if someone that isn't under contract gets hurt due to workings by the WWCF, the corperation can be held completely liable. Reasons like this are why companies do not book matches with anyone who is not under contract.
But this is not the case.
Freelance reporter Motör-Colt has been spotted on the sights of WWCF, talking about his current contract negotiations with the company's owner D-Day Dave. When Dave was organising the match-up card for the upcoming Monday NiteRaw show, Motör-Colt requested to bow out, however rogue superstar littlenaitch immediately doubted Motör-Colt's abilites and challenged him to a match, Motör-Colt reluctantly accepted to stand up for what is right.
To let this little rogue understand the way the world works, Motör-Colt layed down a wager for their match, which littlenaitch is yet to accept, probably due to him being distracted by his baby punter worshipping rituals.
While it is strongly believed that Motör-Colt will indeed sign, he is not currently under contract, so if anything were to happen, littlenaitch and WWCF may be held liable. Now normally I would have no problem doing that but as of this moment, The Southwest Connection doesn't have a tag title match at GookerMania so I can't put anything up.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 20, 2008 0:12:54 GMT -5
G.Neric - (walking down a hallway) Hello fans, G. Neric here once again to give you the latest updates in WWCF. Now you may be wondering where I am going, well earlier today I received a message from the self proclaimed Manager of Champions, The Sam08. He wouldn't tell me what his plans were exactly, but he told me to come to his office straight away. (standing outside office with "The Sam08, Manager of Champions" written on the door) I guess this is it. (knocks on door)
The Sam - (from inside room) Who is it?
G.Neric - It's G. Neric The Sam, you told me to come as soon as I could.
The Sam - Come on in!
(G. Neric opens door, we see a desk with piles of papers sprawled across it and onto the floor. The Sam looks happy.)
G.N. - What is this all about?
T.S. - GREAT NEWS G.NERIC! I have been in negotiations all week and I think I have finally sealed the deal.
G.N. - What are you talking about? (gleefully) Are you going to another e-fed?
T.S. - .....no.
G.N. - (dissapointed) oh. Well, what ARE you talking about?
T.S. - I'm talking about the biggest news in the history of WWCF!
G.N. - And what is that?
T.S. - (leans into microphone)(whispers)...the Family has 1 new member.
G.N. - Wow! That is big news! Who is it? Is it Seth Drakin?
T.S. - A gentleman never kisses and tells. You'll find out who it is, as will the rest of the proles in WWCF, when the time is right.
G.N. - Well, if you're not going to tell us who it is then why'd you need me to come urgently?
T.S. - Oh yeah, could you get me a cup of coffee? Decaf.
G.N. - (mumbles) yeah, you need decaf.
T.S. - What did you say?
G.N. - Nothing. (walks off)
(sreen fades to black showing the Sam sitting at his desk)
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