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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 20, 2008 0:14:39 GMT -5
Oh, since Madman and I are both of Polish origin, I humbly request that D-Dave make our match a "Polish Hammers Only" match, where the Polish Hammer is the only offense we can do. How about it D-Dave?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 20, 2008 0:19:22 GMT -5
Oh, since Madman and I are both of Polish origin, I humbly request that D-Dave make our match a "Polish Hammers Only" match, where the Polish Hammer is the only offense we can do. How about it D-Dave? Thats fine but gimmick matches are kind of weird considering they aren't really any different from a regular match. Just sayen. lol
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 20, 2008 0:20:59 GMT -5
Thats fine but gimmick matches are kind of weird considering they aren't really any different from a regular match. Just sayen. lol It's like Caber Tossing with Scots, D-Dave. Us Poles are a odd bunch.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2008 0:24:02 GMT -5
Thats fine but gimmick matches are kind of weird considering they aren't really any different from a regular match. Just sayen. lol Well, when we vote we can roleplay according to the stipulations. For the Polish Hammers Match, we'll just do all Polish Hammers for the offense. For the ladder match I suggested, we roleplay ladder themed offense, and whoever casts the winning vote has the winner climb the ladder and retrieve the belt. And so on for all the different gimmicks. It's all about being creative.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 20, 2008 1:02:36 GMT -5
Thats fine but gimmick matches are kind of weird considering they aren't really any different from a regular match. Just sayen. lol Well, when we vote we can roleplay according to the stipulations. For the Polish Hammers Match, we'll just do all Polish Hammers for the offense. For the ladder match I suggested, we roleplay ladder themed offense, and whoever casts the winning vote has the winner climb the ladder and retrieve the belt. And so on for all the different gimmicks. It's all about being creative. Yeah thats how we've been doing it and I think that works best. Good thinking.
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 20, 2008 2:55:18 GMT -5
NO CONTRACT, NO CONTACT? by Motör-Colt
When a superstart signs a contract to wrestle for World WrestleCrap Federation (WWCF), one of the most important details of the contracts is that WWCF will treat any injury superstar may suffer, but they are not legally held liable. Which means an injured superstar cannot sue WWCF for any injury they may suffer in the ring. This also means that if someone that isn't under contract gets hurt due to workings by the WWCF, the corperation can be held completely liable. Reasons like this are why companies do not book matches with anyone who is not under contract.
But this is not the case.
Freelance reporter Motör-Colt has been spotted on the sights of WWCF, talking about his current contract negotiations with the company's owner D-Day Dave. When Dave was organising the match-up card for the upcoming Monday NiteRaw show, Motör-Colt requested to bow out, however rogue superstar littlenaitch immediately doubted Motör-Colt's abilites and challenged him to a match, Motör-Colt reluctantly accepted to stand up for what is right.
To let this little rogue understand the way the world works, Motör-Colt layed down a wager for their match, which littlenaitch is yet to accept, probably due to him being distracted by his baby punter worshipping rituals.
While it is strongly believed that Motör-Colt will indeed sign, he is not currently under contract, so if anything were to happen, littlenaitch and WWCF may be held liable. Now normally I would have no problem doing that but as of this moment, The Southwest Connection doesn't have a tag title match at GookerMania so I can't put anything up. Need opponents? Well I am now officially looking for a partner, and if I can find one, I will give you your GookerMania match!
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 20, 2008 2:56:56 GMT -5
Now normally I would have no problem doing that but as of this moment, The Southwest Connection doesn't have a tag title match at GookerMania so I can't put anything up. Need opponents? Well I am now officially looking for a partner, and if I can find one, I will give you your GookerMania match! I am now extrememly looking forward to kicking your ass not just one but twice in a week if you can find some moron to team with you to go against The Southwest Connection.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 20, 2008 9:35:23 GMT -5
Evil Masked wordlifeecw, first of all I'd like to thank you for accepting my request to fight you for the first time. It makes me feel... happy. Don't get me wrong, I feel sheer joy from the things I do to other people. You see, but I'm sure you already know, I like to hurt people. I like hurting them, and hurting them, and hurting them until they ask me to stop, hurting them to the point where they no longer beg, hurting them until I can no longer remember what they look like before. However, I feel a sense of uncertainty as I wait to do battle with you. We're both monsters, but many there things that make us different from one another, and that's why I feel uncertain.
I'm happy, Evil Masked wordlifeecw, and for the first time I feel excited. You are a monster, and this will be the first time I'll be facing a monster. I want to hurt you, more than anything else in the world, and I wan't to win. I hope you're ready for everything, Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2008 13:52:20 GMT -5
*Sigh* That would have been awesome only for the end.....but I would like to say to Dave that the song you just mentioned should be the theme song for Gookermania. Its a good song but it doesn't quite fit. ANYONE ELSE HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR THE THEME FOR GOOKERMANIA? ALSO WHILE WE ARE AT IT HOW ABOUT SUGGESTIONS FOR A THEME TO NITERAW. well....then how about some Battle Without Honor Or Humanity
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Post by Above Average on Sept 20, 2008 19:22:01 GMT -5
I see that after 4 days of time to accept my hardcore open challenge, not one single competitor from this roster has had the guts to accept. Not that I blame you - I mean, who in their right mind would want to tangle with the Guru of Hardcore at his own game. Who would want to go one on one against the man who rightfully should be wearing that Hardcore championship belt around his waist. I shall leave my challenge open, but I wouldn't be surprised one iota, nor would I blame the WWCF roster members for failing to accept it.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 20, 2008 21:29:46 GMT -5
ANYONE ELSE HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR THE THEME FOR GOOKERMANIA? ALSO WHILE WE ARE AT IT HOW ABOUT SUGGESTIONS FOR A THEME TO NITERAW. How about Apocalyptica's cover of For Whom The Bell Tolls?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 20, 2008 23:06:50 GMT -5
Its a good song but it doesn't quite fit. ANYONE ELSE HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR THE THEME FOR GOOKERMANIA? ALSO WHILE WE ARE AT IT HOW ABOUT SUGGESTIONS FOR A THEME TO NITERAW. well....then how about some Battle Without Honor Or Humanity WINNER Maybe we should do a poll. Suggest some more so i can do a poll.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2008 23:22:46 GMT -5
well....then how about some Battle Without Honor Or Humanity WINNER Maybe we should do a poll. Suggest some more so i can do a poll. Wanna Lose Yourself???
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 20, 2008 23:23:53 GMT -5
Since it's GOOKERmania, I think we deserve the Gobbledy Gooker theme, Turkey in the Straw.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2008 23:44:42 GMT -5
I guess one more would do for a poll......Do I Dare Give One More???
Oh I do Dare
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 20, 2008 23:52:53 GMT -5
I have two other suggestions;
Silly:
Serious, I guess:
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 21, 2008 1:40:12 GMT -5
So is there any more match requests for Monday NiteRaw?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 21, 2008 11:30:27 GMT -5
Remember that the Hardcore Title is open to win at 9:00 tonight. Whoever has it tomorrow by 9:00 will be declared the Hardcore Champ and go on to GookerMania to VS The Tank to name the Undisputed Hardcore Champion. Remember the new rule that to win it YOU HAVE TO PIN THE RIGHT PERSON OR IT DOESN'T COUNT.
this is the last NiteRaw before GookerMania so you only have until tonight for any match requests. I will be on tomorrow so I will start NiteRaw sometime in the afternoon. Most likely about five or six american central time.
Also if you didn't know GookerMania will take place next Monday instead of NiteRaw. I have a feeling more people are on Mondays since that is when Raw is so we will have PPVs every last Monday of every month.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2008 22:45:23 GMT -5
I have decided that my guest will be the winner between Evil Masked ecwworldlife and Cthulu aka Providence (if Providence wins, J for Justice can also join if he wants).
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 22, 2008 6:39:55 GMT -5
(we see G.Neric standing next to The Sam08 in front of a wall)
G.Neric - We're only a couple of hours before NiteRaw and you have yet to tell us who the newest member of The Family is.
The Sam - Like I said, when I feel the world is ready for our huge news. The shockwaves will be felt around the world. But tonight I will reveal my plans for TromboneMan and I will support littlenaitch in his match tonight. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go feed the ducks.
G.Neric - Feed the ducks? Is that a clue?
The Sam - (winks at G.Neric) (walks off screen) (fad to black)
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