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Post by The Tank on Sept 28, 2008 23:01:37 GMT -5
OK, let's go down the list: Physical--Fat. I'm still overweight despite getting gastric bypass surgery over a year ago. (At one point, I was 345.) --Lockjaw. My jaw will sometimes be in a set position; it will occasionally catch me off guard and the ensuing "CLOCK" feeling will hurt like a sumbitch. --Acne. I'm not as bad as some photographs I've seen online, but I still break out constantly. Also, my facial skin dries up very easily, to the point of scabs and peeling. So, if anyone out there who has seen what I look like would still like to argue that I'm good-looking, this will be my Chewbacca Defense. MentalHo-lee crap. PsychologicalThere's a reason I don't have any friends, folks. I've never been tested for any psychological disorders, but there is something wrong with me. It's probably some form of mild autism (Asperger's, most likely), possibly bipolar disorder...hell, maybe even D.I.D. Within a matter of literally seconds, I can take myself from happy to suicidal. Unlike most people with mood swings, though, I can easily explain it. I violently hate myself. Don't get me wrong--I want to be happy and I want to have the beautiful wife and the 2.3 children and the white picket fence and everything like that, but whenever I start to feel hope and I start to think "Maybe it'll happen one day," I look at myself in the mirror and I tell myself, in no uncertain terms, that it never will and that I'm a fool for thinking it. I frequently talk to myself; I don't mean, "OK, go to the store, pick up milk, get a haircut." I'm talking full-on conversations, with verbs and subjects and introductions and everything; it's honestly as if I'm speaking to someone else in the room, and this person is constantly having to remind me that everyone deserves happiness except for me. Some people would call that pretentious. That's another flaw I have. ...Oh! I also have this thing where I always eat the crust around the sandwich first before going into the middle. Well.......look at it this way......... You work for the Nostalgia Critic. That's something, right?
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Sept 28, 2008 23:05:22 GMT -5
I feel pretty out-of-place there, though.
I'm also very paranoid. Every time I go to work, I'm in mortal fear that the tiniest mistake will result in a very loud, oftentimes painful, firing.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 28, 2008 23:05:41 GMT -5
I have a hard time trusting people. I'm just the opposite. I'm far too trusting. Like when the girls says, "Relax and take it. It won't hurt." I always end up with a sore rectum the day after.
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Post by rrm15 on Sept 28, 2008 23:24:19 GMT -5
I have no problem meeting girls and getting numbers and stuff like that, but I'm terrible at follow ups. When I can have a girl I never capatilize on it in time, or I get mad over something silly, or I just mess it up somehow.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2008 23:25:17 GMT -5
I worry too much.
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Sept 28, 2008 23:30:09 GMT -5
I'm quite insecure about my physical appearance. Not what I wear, but body-wise. I think I'm pretty bottom of the barrel compared to what the majority of women and men have told me.
I also never take my own advice even when it clearly works for other people.
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Post by kretchpoof on Sept 28, 2008 23:34:09 GMT -5
I don't "smell good". I don't "practice proper hygiene." I'm not "skinny". I'm not "rich". I never "get laid on a regular basis". I'm not "hung like a horse." I'm not a "handsome guy." I often "get mistaken for a bum." People always "laugh and point at me." I couldn't "bang Shelley Martinez even if she were drunk and high on crack."
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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Post by Rube on Sept 28, 2008 23:34:29 GMT -5
I drink too much. I lecture. On everything. I tend to look down on people dumber than me. I think a lot of people are dumber than me. And finally, my dick is too big.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Sept 28, 2008 23:43:40 GMT -5
I've been able to motivate others. I just can't seem to motivate myself, and that makes me feel like a phony.
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Sept 28, 2008 23:47:52 GMT -5
The one thing I'm not happy about myself right now is that I get really nervous when I play guitar in front of my guitar class. I've been playing for almost seven years now, I have a good grasp of the music my teacher gives me to study but when I go up there to perform I come off sounding mechanical and shaky at times. I performed this past Friday and my fellow students said I'm doing better so hopefully I can handle the stage freight as the semester goes on.
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Post by efram on Sept 28, 2008 23:53:53 GMT -5
i think there is always someone in th world that would find you attractive, maybe i'm just a hopeless romantic but i truely believe everyone in this board could find love if they want too so they really should stop hating on their physical appearance and learn to live with what they got and be happy with it, if you truely can't do that then do something about it, i ain't no brad pitt but i have been with many people
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Sept 28, 2008 23:53:58 GMT -5
Plus I talk to myself ALOT so people probably think I'm weird, I am very concerned of how people think of me from time to time, but I am working on changing that.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Sept 29, 2008 1:06:50 GMT -5
Arrogance.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 29, 2008 1:10:40 GMT -5
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Post by Virt McGirt on Sept 29, 2008 1:42:06 GMT -5
Sitting Still, I'm quite the normal guy. Once I try to move though, that's were the trouble starts. (The doctor's gave me an estimate that by the time I was 30, I should be back to normal, but, that was like 11 years ago! I think I've actually gotten worse mobility wise)
Of course, maybe I'm exaggerating, who knows?
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Post by -Lithium- on Sept 29, 2008 2:37:53 GMT -5
MAN IM SO GLAD ITS 200...wait...this isnt one of those? Oh.
Im pretty skinny and look rather young which I hate. I can be pretty paranoid about all kinds of different things. Uh...got OCD. Im kinda short too...
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Sept 29, 2008 2:41:57 GMT -5
I'm flawless.
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Post by kittylimits on Sept 29, 2008 3:00:39 GMT -5
Giggles........ Anyways...... My biggest flaw is when I focus on my flaws, which I do a lot...a lot.
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Sept 29, 2008 3:04:39 GMT -5
Giggles........ Anyways...... My biggest flaw is when I focus on my flaws, which I do a lot...a lot. Ssshhh
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Sept 29, 2008 3:06:39 GMT -5
I want to finish college. I'm only 20 credits away from an Associates degree. I just don't have the drive or ambition to do so.
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