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Post by The Tank on Sept 28, 2008 21:04:16 GMT -5
Isn't a novel concept, people? An original thread!
In this topic, we post a flaw about ourselves.
For me, it's that I just take things too seriously, and I know I'm doing it. It really makes it seem like I'm being overly emotional to my friends, and it's a problem I know I have, but still can't seem to get over. Like I said, I KNOW that I'm over-reacting, but I still do it.
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Post by Shy Guy on Sept 28, 2008 21:05:32 GMT -5
i'm more awesome than the average person. sometimes it's too much to handle.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Sept 28, 2008 21:05:58 GMT -5
Some of the ladies have complained that I am a bit too sexy.
Also, I suck at origami.
EDIT: 619th post?
BOOYAKA!
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Sept 28, 2008 21:07:19 GMT -5
Oh, where in the sphincter of Hell do I even begin?
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Post by twiggy101 on Sept 28, 2008 21:07:42 GMT -5
I am a loner. Probably my biggest flaw.
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Post by macdaddysquid on Sept 28, 2008 21:08:11 GMT -5
I am an asshole
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Post by Insomniac on Sept 28, 2008 21:08:15 GMT -5
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Sept 28, 2008 21:08:39 GMT -5
I'm to concerned about my body even though I am a guy.
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 28, 2008 21:08:45 GMT -5
I have self-esteem so low that I know that it is my problem but I don't do anything to correct it because I'm not "good enough" to correct it.
Catch-22.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Sept 28, 2008 21:49:25 GMT -5
I'm really really naive, and despite the fact that I know this, I'm still easily manipulated.
I'm somewhat vain, but I also don't think I look that good, if you get me. Like, I work out a lot, and a lot of people do it to feel good, where as I'm solely doing it for appearance sake.
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Post by Cela on Sept 28, 2008 21:52:20 GMT -5
I'm ungodly shy around girls I like.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 28, 2008 21:54:07 GMT -5
I'm addicted to porn.
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Post by Silent Brad on Sept 28, 2008 22:03:38 GMT -5
I over think things way too much.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2008 22:03:44 GMT -5
I'm really laid back and have this tendency to laugh strangely when I'm tired, so a lot of women who would otherwise find me attractive mistake me for a stoner at first glance. Or second, or third...or whatever.
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Sept 28, 2008 22:05:28 GMT -5
I love to tell racist, sexist, and all around offensive jokes.
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Post by efram on Sept 28, 2008 22:09:23 GMT -5
i analyse people way to much, i do it all the time when meeting someone, i know if i'm going to like a person just by looking at them and i have never been proved wrong, i see it as a gift others just think of it as weird.
plus i have been banged by over 300 people when i was a teen, i dread to think what the hells going on in my body
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 28, 2008 22:10:25 GMT -5
I have too much Sexual Stamina.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Sept 28, 2008 22:10:33 GMT -5
I hate, hate, hate being alone. I even requested to work my birthday so I wouldn't be stuck home alone.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 28, 2008 22:18:28 GMT -5
I have a hard time trusting people.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Sept 28, 2008 22:59:46 GMT -5
OK, let's go down the list:
Physical
--Fat. I'm still overweight despite getting gastric bypass surgery over a year ago. (At one point, I was 345.)
--Lockjaw. My jaw will sometimes be in a set position; it will occasionally catch me off guard and the ensuing "CLOCK" feeling will hurt like a sumbitch.
--Acne. I'm not as bad as some photographs I've seen online, but I still break out constantly. Also, my facial skin dries up very easily, to the point of scabs and peeling. So, if anyone out there who has seen what I look like would still like to argue that I'm good-looking, this will be my Chewbacca Defense.
Mental
Ho-lee crap.
Psychological
There's a reason I don't have any friends, folks.
I've never been tested for any psychological disorders, but there is something wrong with me. It's probably some form of mild autism (Asperger's, most likely), possibly bipolar disorder...hell, maybe even D.I.D. Within a matter of literally seconds, I can take myself from happy to suicidal. Unlike most people with mood swings, though, I can easily explain it.
I violently hate myself. Don't get me wrong--I want to be happy and I want to have the beautiful wife and the 2.3 children and the white picket fence and everything like that, but whenever I start to feel hope and I start to think "Maybe it'll happen one day," I look at myself in the mirror and I tell myself, in no uncertain terms, that it never will and that I'm a fool for thinking it. I frequently talk to myself; I don't mean, "OK, go to the store, pick up milk, get a haircut." I'm talking full-on conversations, with verbs and subjects and introductions and everything; it's honestly as if I'm speaking to someone else in the room, and this person is constantly having to remind me that everyone deserves happiness except for me.
Some people would call that pretentious. That's another flaw I have.
...Oh! I also have this thing where I always eat the crust around the sandwich first before going into the middle.
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