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Post by skiller on Sept 29, 2008 19:19:23 GMT -5
Tyfo spin kicks a chair into Tank's head.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Sept 29, 2008 19:20:46 GMT -5
Wherever they're from, they're not man enough to wear a kilt! IT'S A SKIRT! YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF! I don't need no stable around me to look good, I look damn good on my own.
And this from Australia's greatest export since Nathan Jones...Only slightly less masculine than Chyna!;D
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 19:22:58 GMT -5
4-3.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 19:24:13 GMT -5
Come on, people! Two more votes, and the Sam08 Family is defeated for the night!
Cast your votes, they're important!
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 29, 2008 19:27:24 GMT -5
YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF! I don't need no stable around me to look good, I look damn good on my own.
And this from Australia's greatest export since Nathan Jones...Only slightly less masculine than Chyna!;D HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT! I mean, that is sexual harassment! And i don't need to take that, you skirt wearing freak! So I am going to leave this conversation before I kick you butt! (looks at camera) yes, I said BUTT!
And by the way, Good luck in your title defence tonight. HA HA HA HA!!!
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 29, 2008 19:28:50 GMT -5
Come on, people! Two more votes, and the Sam08 Family is defeated for the night! Cast your votes, they're important! OR three more votes and we can shut up The Tank and his failing quest to claim he's a "real" champion!
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Sept 29, 2008 19:36:11 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen...welcome to GookerMania.
Now, you might say I've had a pretty successful career here in the WWCF. Runner-up in the massive Battle Royal, the semifinals of the World Title tournament. I may not have done anything special, and I really don't have any friends...but I went a lot further than expected.
As much as I have wanted to continue on, and maybe one day attain a championship...there is a world outside of this great little place, and it kicks my ass up and down, side to side, diagonal, and counter clockwise. I believe now, on the biggest stage of all, is the time to announce that I, Madman Szalinski, am retiring from active competition here.
My humor and postiive attitude are detriments to my competitiveness. I'm not a bad guy and I'm not the kind of person who can talk trash and be confident in my superiority over the rest of the roster, no matter how I try. The truth is, it's a major deviation from who I am and what I try to do to go around smacking people upside the head with a Super Nintendo, or torturing people with synapse-blasting Miley Cyrus music.
What I would like to do, is play to my strengths as a friendly funny guy. Starting today, I am putting my name in the hat to become WWCF's official Mic Stand slash Special Commentator. Need someone to interview you? I will gladly be the Kevin Kelly or Jonathan Coachman to your Rock. Does a certain match need some extra commentator power? I look good in a headset. Or, would you just like a cyan companion? I'm here for you, folks.
Thank you to everyone who supported me. Thank you to everyone who competed with me. And hell, thank you to everyone who thinks I'm annoying and ignorant. Whether you let me leave with chants of "please don't go" or "na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" my time here as a competitor was a good one and I hope I have some more good times as the official Mic Stand of WWCF.
Now, someone hit my music! (Skinhead, skinhead, running through the night, making lots of trouble, starting lots of fights...)
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Sept 29, 2008 19:36:47 GMT -5
And oh yeah...
The Tank hits him with a LARIAT-O!!!!!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 19:38:46 GMT -5
Gracias, hombre loco!
Now then, un mas! Come on, people, vote!
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 29, 2008 19:40:57 GMT -5
Madman Szalinski, how dare you try and out stage me during my match! This is my spotlight! Not yours, get out of my ring!
*blasts Madman Szalinski with a brick in the back of the head*
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 19:45:10 GMT -5
5-3.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Sept 29, 2008 19:47:14 GMT -5
*sticks fingers in wound in back of head*
You missed my brain. Good.
*slides a Super Nintendo in the ring for Tank to use*
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 19:47:46 GMT -5
*sticks fingers in wound in back of head*
You missed my brain. Good.
*slides a Super Nintendo in the ring for Tank to use* Sounds like a vote, so that's it. Tank wins.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Sept 29, 2008 19:49:18 GMT -5
I already voted once...I was just hoping the SNES would play a part in the match.
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 29, 2008 19:50:05 GMT -5
*sticks fingers in wound in back of head*
You missed my brain. Good.
*slides a Super Nintendo in the ring for Tank to use* Sounds like a vote, so that's it. Tank wins. Don't try to screw me! He's already voted
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 19:51:55 GMT -5
Ah yeah, I forgot. Oh well, it's just a matter of time.
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VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 29, 2008 19:56:12 GMT -5
Damn it where is that Duck when we need'em? lol
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 19:56:50 GMT -5
Damn it where is that Duck when we need'em? lol How about you, D-Dave? You have the power.
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 29, 2008 20:03:02 GMT -5
You know what, I'm here to be part of the very best Tag Team in the world, The Southwest Connection. We have a Tag Team Championship match on PPV next month.
I don't need the Hardcore division and I don't need it's title.
*Tyfo blasts Tank with the belt, then drops it on top of him and walks away*
I forfeit, he can have it.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 20:05:32 GMT -5
I guess that's the match.
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